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ITT: Healthy onee-sans. Not related by blood is okay here. Remember,

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ITT: Healthy onee-sans.

Not related by blood is okay here. Remember, we're all brothers in the fight against imoutos.
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I wish i had a onee-sama. All i have are three older brothers. What's worse is that i'm not gay
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>>110167641
>Remember, we're all brothers in the fight against imoutos.
Speak for yourself fag, real men like both.
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>>110169725
Do rabbits really die of loneliness?

I mean i've seen it being referenced multiple times, and it is cute and arousing but is it true/
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>>110167641
>Not related by blood is okay here
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There's no such thing as too much health.
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I want to get ravaged by a lusty onee-san...
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I'm fairly certain my onee-san violates my imouto. I'm not exactly sure how to handle the situation as I can't give them both the d.
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>>110170322
Why not?
And don't give me no moral bullshit.
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>>110170322
Do you not HAVE a D to give or something? That's the only reason I can think of. Well, valid reason, anyway.
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Is there a place where I can trade in a slutty imouto for a stern but sensible onee-san?
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>>110170322
>I can't give them both the d
Pleb.
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>>110170322
>I'm fairly certain my onee-san violates my imouto
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>>110171274
>found:0
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>>110171402
Try harder.
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You fucking degenerates deserve to be gassed.
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>>110171469
Not even google helps, laughing panda
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>>110171402
http://exhentai.org/s/25fa9915d9/715892-58

>filename
>takeda58
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>>110171540
m8, you've got the artist name in the filename, and considering its untranslated and has good art, it means its probably recent, so just look the artist up
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>>110171540
Ask the panda. Only him will answer you.
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>You'll never have a perfect Onee san like Steel King.
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>>110171646
Fuck you Lelouch. Linda-senpai is and always will be a shit.
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>>110167641
>not liking both
what a faggot
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>>110170322
STORY TYME ASSHOLE
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>>110171567
Didn't think it was an artist name
anyways

>heart pupils
Immeditaly favorited
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>>110171402
>not recognizing based Takeda Hiromitsu
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>>110171646
Cooking onee-san. All their little sisters happen to be horse shit by the way.
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>>110171646
>>110172435
>best onee-sans are italien
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>>110172359
>recognizing trash
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>>110171646
>perfect
>not Momoyo
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>>110172471
>italian
>went to pizzaland
Come one anon.
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>>110172474
Like you're one to talk TADA BANRI
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>>110172585
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>>110172534
What?
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What, one can't love both?
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>>110172506
she was my first love i will never forget her smile
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>>110172838
"He who defends everything defends nothing."
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>>110172984
in that case I'll defend my imoutos, I might not agree with them but I still love them. The other onee-san would agree.
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>>110172506
>44%
It hurts.
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>>110173189
Don't remind me
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>>110167641
>Not liking both imoutos and onee-sans

Jesus didn't die for this
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Yuzuki N' needs to release some more doujins soon
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>>110174819
Pretty please.
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>>110172984
He who wishes war upon others, wishes destruction upon himself
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>>110175970
DING DING DING

WE HAVE A WINNER
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>>110172984
I defend all true love that can only exist in glorious 2D. Go fuck yourself with your naive, shitty Aesop.
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>>110171539
Get the fuck out. >>>/pol/

Incest belongs here. Forever.
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Onee-sans. The other white meat.
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TFW oneesan lets me sleep on the couch, because I don't want to live with my parents any more.

Oneesans>Imoutos.
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novel or series name?
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What's the appeal of Onee-samas and imoutos anyway? As someone who only has a brother and no female cousins, I just don't see why you would want to be incestuous.
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>>110176243
Actually, I think that's a Sun Tzu quote.
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>>110177090
>As someone who only has a brother and no female cousins

I have female cousins. They're awful. Would not fuck. Thanking god I don't have sisters.

That said, onee-sans are great. Imoutos are... okay. I could take 'em or leave 'em.
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>>110170242
;_;
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>>110172506
I want to buy her character designer a lifetime supply of goddamn peaches. She is literally pic related
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>>110169853

Probably not.
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>>110177644
I would die without you, nee-san.
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>>110177090
>What's the appeal of Onee-samas and imoutos anyway?

Some people just want a close familial bond with a sibling.
Then some other sick bastards can't get laid and think if they'd had a sister she'd probably be the only girl who'd let them touch her boobs if they asked hard enough.
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>>110177801
my best friend has a onee-san protecting him from other women
>shes not good enough for you!
>she got bad friends!
>shes a heartbreaker anon!
its like a older brother taking care of his little sister and making sure she doesn't hang around with the wrong crowd

but then in reverse.
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>>110178046
>snake faced character
Disgusting.
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>>110178213
>not liking snakes
casual
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>>110177090
Fine. You're just asking a purely innocent question out of curiosity, so I'll explain. The appeal is a close, sincere bond that has been there and nurtured since childhood, already laying the foundations for a strong relationship compared to most couples. In more idealized settings like anime and manga brothers and sisters understand each other the most along with knowing most of how they really feel. On the more sexual side there's a rush that comes from suddenly seeing someone you've grown up with in a more suggestive way, like a hot childhood friend.
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>>110178213

You shouldn't talk about Momoyo nee-san like that, anon.

You'll regret your transgressions.
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>>110177090
It's not so much wanting an actual nee-san. I think the nee-san archetype is more one aimed at introverted males who need aggressive women.

I had a (non-blood related) "nee-san" in college. Basically took me under her wing. Loved her, hated her... none of it was mutual. The memories are dear to my heart. She coaxed me out of my shell. /blog
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>>110178387
>Basically took me under her wing. Loved her, hated her... none of it was mutual. The memories are dear to my heart. She coaxed me out of my shell.
That's some deep ass shit there.
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>>110178387
>not reinforcing it with pure malice, arrogance, sarcasm

Look at this faggot.
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>>110172627
Based Tada Banri
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>>110178291
I love you onee-chan!
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>>110179830

Nee-san loves you too, otouto.

In the platonic way.
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>>110179894
Well yeah silly in what other way would I love my onee-san?
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What if Onee-san was yandere?
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>>110177090
I have three sisters, two older and one younger (no brothers). Never had any sexual or romantic desires when it comes to them.

In (erotic) fiction, however, I have a serious boner for onee-san/otouto incest, provided they
1) are related by blood,
2) were raised as family
3) their feelings are mutual (or close enough) and one part isn't completely dominating/manipulating the other.

I think the "forbidden love" aspect is a big part of it, as is the thing about close bonds that >>110178275 wrote. I feel there's something more to it that I can't quite put my finger on, though.
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>>110170322

>as I can't give them both the d
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>>110175970
''He who smelt it dealt it'' - Albert armstein
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>>110169853

I think it really depends on the rabbit, and if they've bonded with another rabbit already.

I know sugar gliders really can die of loneliness, so I assume it's possible in other animals.
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Onee-sans are the best when the otouto isn't a shota anymore and they still want the D after keeping themselves pure all that time
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>>110180333
I've heard about rats doing it, too. Or maybe they just get depressed and/or go insane. Don't really remember.
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>>110180414
Onee-sans are the best when they clean out their shotas ears while gently patting and stroking their head.
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>>110180414
She's your sister, not your personal cum toilet.
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>>110180480
Onee-sans are the best when they come home all drunk going out after their office job and mad because their boss was hitting on them and get randy when they notice that their otouto is feeling jealous
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>>110180530
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>>110180561
>>110180480
>>110180414
Top love
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>>110167641
I forgot to make the thread this week in my rush to leave for work, but I get home to find it here. You did good, anon.
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>>110180561

I was disgusted by this post but I can't stop laughing at the word "randy."
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>>110169853
>>110180333
>>110180426
It's true, but the "loneliness" part is the romantic way of putting it.
It refers to how male rabbits have very active sexual systems, and without a partner to regularly have sex with they tend to die of testicular cancer.
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>>110180135
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>>110180561
Onee-sans are the best when they discover their otouto's incest porn collection and decide to take their relationship to the next level.
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>>110180561
I don't understand. Her brother will only get more jealous if she starts getting it on with Randy in front of him.
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>>110180530
Someone hasn't read the fela pure series.
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>>110179974
I read one like this some time ago but I can't find it again.
Not the one with the soup; the other one.
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>>110180480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-q1C7-DzWOA

Wear headphones and you're welcome.
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>>110180480
The very concept of this scares the shit out of me. You're trusting someone else to dig around in your ear with a thin stick, with the ability to cause severe and irreparable damage to your hearing should they so much as slip.
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>>110181778

You have to have trust, otouto.

Do you trust Nee-san?
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>>110181838
I trust you Nee-san
Y-you wouldn't hurt me right?
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>>110181838
Not with my ears.
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Is onee-san the only non obnoxious tripfag left?
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>>110179972
lel
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>>110182170
Metallica still around?
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>>110181838
Show me your boobs Onee-san, I forget what they look like.
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>>110170215
>>110167641
sources for these please?
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>>110180264
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>>110182065

Hmm, what if your nee-san was a certified surgeon, would you trust her with your ears then?
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>>110182280
top fucking kek
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>>110182238
>Show me your boobs Onee-san, I forget what they look like.

Just imagine them again like you did the first time.
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>>110182287
That makes it scarier!
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>>110182287
Why would she bother cleaning my ears when she has people to save?
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>>110182355
I tried but accidentally imagined myself with those boobs instead, wat do?
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>>110182505

It's her day off.
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>>110178387
I'm introverted and agree with the first line.

I can't say anything on the second because I have no "nee-san."
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>>110182505
>>110182475
>>110182287
well supposedly it's common in japan for other person to clean your ears, there are even businesses specificly for ear cleaning
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>>110182575
I don't think surgeons get days off nee-nee.
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>>110182688

That's not true, my father is one and he gets them occasionally.
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>>110182279

OP is just a stand-alone picture, although that artist seems to use "unnamed giant breasted onee-san" as a recurring character.

For more information consult your local image reverse search engine.
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>>110182575

She should be resting, and not cleaning my ears. ;_;

>>110182668
That's pretty creepy.
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>>110182719
"unnamed giant breasted AND always horny onee-san"
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>>110182668
Not only in Japan. I'm Chinese and my onee-san cleans my ears as well.
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>>110182719
translate
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>>110167641
those tits are hilarious
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>>110182668
I know it's common, I just find it scary.
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>>110182769
in japan it's aso considred relaxing claning the ears and/or obviously being th one cleaned, it's also a bonding experience since you are giving your commitment for someone's higiene and health, many things in japan seem weird bcause they loo to us plane too uncomfortable between personal spaces but there they are fomented to help others with pride and person in mind and not just privacy and individuality, but of cours that not in vrything and not that much these days
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>>110182859

>S...so how about sleeping with your big sis today? Eh?

>Flirting with me again... *annoyed*
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>>110182891

You should try to conquer your fears
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>>110182965
ty mate, that seems pretty simple, I gotta work on my nip
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>>110182960
also, don't take my word completely seriously since i'm not from japan
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>>110182997
Will you hold my hand Nee-san?
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>tfw I got my onee-san to clean my ears once.
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>>110183277

Lewd acts are forbidden.
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>>110182719
tried reverse image search, got squat
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>>110183484
Is kissing too lewd?
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>>110183545
Kissing is less lewd than holding hands, but still lewd.
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>>110183534
although i did manage to find his page
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I've wanted an onee-san before I even found /a/, but I'm stuck with a shit imouto.
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>tfw only have otouto
literally the exact opposite sibling from what I want
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>>110184226

Some of us would kill to be in your position, you know. You should treasure him.
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>>110184111
I know exactly how you feel, anon. But hey, a boy has the right to dream, right?
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>tfw no siblings
>tfw I will never have an onee-san to forcefully brush my teeth and chase girls away from me
>tfw I will never be my onee-san's little spoon

Why live?
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>>110183534

IQDB searches Danbooru/Gelbooru/Sankaku which is better for anime art than Google Image Search generally. It's built into 4chan if you click on the triangle next to post numbers and select Image search (or whatever alternate view you might have with your settings).
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>>110184111
I'd love to exchange my imoutos for just one loving onee-san
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>>110184576

That's no way to talk about your siblings. ;_;
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>>110184391
:<
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>tfw Aniki only dates shit-tier girls.
>He brings them home expecting us to like said shit-tier girl.
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>>110184597
siblings are hit and miss, it's kind of a lottery. I'd trade my two otoutos and one imouto for a good onee-chan
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>>110184502
tried that also, somehow led me to the possible author for this one >>110170215 having a hard time finding the doujin but i'll take as a possible source, thx
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>>110184226
>Only have aniki
>He's an overly aggressive dick
We don't talk anymore and I prefer it this way. Why couldn't I get a nice, doting onee instead?
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>>110184449
>That image
MINIGIRL ONEE-SAN
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>>110184783
MOOOOOOOOOT
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>>110184711
Steal him away.
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>>110184923
But I'm a boy.
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>>110184744

At the end of it all, through hardships and betrayals, your family members are the only people you can truly rely on.

Treasure them, otouto. Hold them close.
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>>110184835
HOLY SHIT
I WASN'T AWARE MY DICK COULD GET THIS HARD
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>>110184980
I Don't see the problem here?
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>>110184980
I said.
Steal him away.
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>>110171274
>Takeda 058

Is that version uncensored?
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>>110184996
not true, if anything I can mostly just rely on myself and every once and a while friends but I won't argue more and it's different for different people
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>>110185046
B-but kidnapping is a crime!
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>>110185118
Don't make me repeat myself again, anon.
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>>110184980
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>>110178228
>actually liking snake
I didn't think anybody did this.
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>>110185114

You sound like you've lived a hard life.

I'm sorry. ;_;
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>>110183304
And I got mine to poop on my chest once, what's your point?
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>>110183277
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>>110185217
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>>110184711
Better than mine at least. He's even more autistic than me. The few times he's had girlfriends they're ugly as shit AND completely shitty in personality as well. It's fucking irritating dealing with people like that.

I just wanted a cute older sister-in-law to joke around with ;_;
A-at least we can play video games together sometimes though.
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>>110185145
I do actually cross-dress though. Though no one must know my secret.
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I wish I was an onee-san.
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>>110185408
You can be my onee-san
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>>110185217
Details.
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>>110183484
>>110185262
But lewd nee-sans are the best.
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>Not having an 8-foot tall onee-san

Life is suffering.
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>>110185579
Remember the second episode of ImoCho? Imagine that with poop.
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>tfw no siblings growing up
>lived in very rural area
>no friends growing up

Huh
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>>110185647
Why did she poop on you /a/non?
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>>110185620
>that fucking thumbnail
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>>110185714
Had to poop. Chest was there. It was just one of those crazy things.
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>>110185716
Moot likes to see my dreams burn apparently.
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>>110185620
I like military onee-sans, myself.

The things I'd do to cuddle with Maru-san at night...
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>>110169853
Most animals that pair bond have a chance of dying should their partner die or be separated from them.
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>>110169853
>arousing

nigga, what?
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How lewd is Momoyo anyway?
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>>110185344
Am I the only one on /a/ that doesn't crossdress?
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>>110185276
What, you don't poop on your otouto's chest?
Back when I was a kid we called that night of the week "thursday"
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>>110186007

I could kind of see how he ended up there.

For example, if my significant other died and I killed myself shorty afterwards, it would be romantic to me. He just took it a step further in its appeal, maybe.
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>>110185932
Could be wrong, but she doesn't seem the type to ever truly relax.

Still, 10/10 would operate with.
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>>110185932
?, you say?
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>>110186085
Romantic is one thing, arousing is another.
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>>110186085
Are you really an Onee-san?
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>>110186095
If you level up your Little Brother Skill Tree, she's an easy foe to relax.
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>>110186085
>if my significant other died and I killed myself shorty afterwards, it would be romantic to me.
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>>110186062
What are you, gay?
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>>110186191
it's just a boyplaying pretend
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>>110186033
>constantly molesting anything with tits.
How lewd, you ask.
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>>110186191

Yes.

My imouto hates me though.
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>>110186230
Why is snakeface so arousing
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>>110186276
I have doubts
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>>110186326
You know what girl means right?
Guy In Real Life
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>>110186326

I have no ways to quell your doubts.

I'm sorry, otouto. ;_;

>>110186218

Don't worry, I'd be joining my significant other in the after life.
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>>110186325
>snake
>anything other than shit
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>>110186276
I want to NTR your imouto.
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>>110186386
>I have no ways to quell your doubts.
tits or gtfo
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>>110186230

It's not that lewd if you're friends and you do it for fun.

I assume it's similar to something like guys fondling each others testicles and going "no homo" afterwards. I've seen it happen before.
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>>110186085
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>>110186510
>I assume it's similar to something like guys fondling each others testicles and going "no homo" afterwards. I've seen it happen before.

>fondling each others testicles
>no homo

I got news for you, sister.
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>>110186510
Can I fondle your boobs in a non-lewd way?
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>>110186482
>tits or gtfo

Lift up your shirt, turn off your poorfag CRT monitor and look at yourself in the reflection. See? tits. Are you happy now?
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>>110186415
much like your taste
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>>110186630
>a white knight appears
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>>110185024
>You will never have a cute 15cm tall onee-san
Why even live?
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>>110186630
Fuck off whiteknight faggot.
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>>110186692
#rekt
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People, we're here because we all love onee-sans, remember that.

http://exhentai.org/g/577319/7e2956a84a/
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>>110183534
>>110182827
>>110170215
found it
COMIC Shingeki 2014-XX
(guess both digits of XX)
around pg 350)
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>>110186482
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>>110186814
>unfunny joke
Yeah, okay, it's probably a girl.
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>>110186630
Internet Maidens Saved: 1
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>>110186710
>>110186733

Buzzwords won't save you from your 10 year out of commission /b/ meme posting shame.
I rekt you for saying a retarded meme and you reply with another. Come up with your own shit or I'll stop trying too ;_;
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what's with the tripfags in the threads lately
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>>110171896
>>110171309

I'm fairly certain it's unusual for a woman in her 20s to sleep naked with a girl in her early teens, who was also naked.
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>>110186859
>not knowing it?s Smochi
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>>110186759
>harem

cancer

oneesans should not be tainted with that shit
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The best kind of incest is futa incest.
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>>110167641
>implying oneesans and imoutos are not trash tier
Okasan master race here
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>>110186874
nice emoticons, mind if I use them (???´) (???´) (???´)? ;_; ;_; (???´) (???´) (???´)
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>>110186933
You just jelly you don't have 3 onee-chans
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>>110186884
Onee-san appeared and people didn't react negatively to it, so now the other faggots think they're in good company.
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>>110186630
Homestuck pls
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>>110186510
That shit doesn't happen anywhere outside of some shitty greek bathhouse where old men smack each other with foliage.

And tit grabbing is always lewd.
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>>110186900
My boner
>>110186948
Why can't we get along friend?
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>>110186874
Thanks for posting again.
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>>110186874
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>>110186955
>nice emoticons, mind if I use them (???´) (???´) (???´)? ;_; ;_; (???´) (???´) (???´)
Use them all you want but please stop recreating ur mum and sister's gangbang with it, there are children on this thread.
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>>110187148
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>>110187041
because giving the D to your sisters is not right anon but its ok if its a milf
remember it only takes a moment of laxity to spawn a lifetime of heresy
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>>110187148
(???´) (???´) (???´) (???´)
I bet that meme sounded funnier in your head
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>>110186874
>>110187148
>"Buzzwords won't save you"
>/b/
>meme
>rekt
>ur mum
What point are you trying to make
Post nee-sans and quit being a nuisance please
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>>110186948
>freud.jpg
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>>110187148
>baby?s first metal
>(???´)
>rekt
>fedora meme

filtered
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>>110187217
Did someone say heresy?
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>>110187250

It's kind of unfair that other nee-sans can beat Momoyo.
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>>110187297
Emperor a shit
what you gonna do about it faggit?
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>>110187330
I never noticed the fucking virtual boy. Christ.
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>>110187330
I just want to rest my head on her chest and tell her she'll always be best to me
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>>110186984
Oneechans don't deserve to be some second choice in some faggot's harem.
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>>110187373
Not be any more off-topic and post some nee-san
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Do you prefer strong nee-sans or weak nee-sans?
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>>110188044
Both.
Izu-nee is the best working nee-san though.
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>>110188044
I love all nee-sans and imoutos, except mine.
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>>110188044

I like a strong nee-san who has a twin who is my weak nee-san that I have to defend from the bullying of my strong nee-san.
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>>110188044
Nee-san is nee-san. I would love whether she?d be strong or weak.
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>>110188044
Strong. It is more significant when she is vulnerable with you.
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>>110188365
This anon gets it
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>>110188044
The ideal nee-san would be one who is strong and could protect you and would dote on you, but when you want you could make her putty in your hands.
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>>110182280
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>>110188365
But a weak onee will depend on you!
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>>110188634
But a strong onee will depend on you in ways she cannot with any other.
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>>110186948
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>>110188365
Careful with what you wish, Momoyo?s h-scenes come to mind.

>not my nipples, ikuuu~

I never asked for this. I just wanted a strong yet gentle nee-san in bed.
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>>110188634
>depend on you

That's imouto territory
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>>110188859

She didn't have much experience with it, I think. It's realistic for her to be like that when they united their birds and the bees.
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>>110188835
I'm imaging that with the Gundam Build Fighters MC and his mom.
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>>110188962
That makes it gap moe.
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>>110188975
>when they united their birds and the bees

What do you mean, nee-san?
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Man, onee-sans are the best. It's too bad mine had to go and move.
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>>110188975
You're gonna have to be more specific.
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>>110189449
Indeed, it's too bad mine doesn't exist.

;_;
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>>110189475
>>110189319

You know, engaging in amorous congress.
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>>110189449
Yea. Mine had to go and move on too.
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>>110186510
I've never seen that happen in my life and I've been on sports teams any everything...
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>>110189572
Please be my Onee-san.
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>>110189572
You mean sex?
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Onee-san and otouto dynamics I love in fiction, but as an onee-san to two otoutos I can't imagine being into that in person. I'd rather boss around and embarrass my otoutos
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>>110189538
>>110189592
This is getting too dark guys, c'mon now.
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>>110188132
How does this works really? how can you have onee-chan/imouto fetish while having real sisters, and not liking them?
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>>110189699
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>Only have imouto
>Mom tells me deadbeat dad who bailed as soon as he found out her knocked her up already had two daughters in Calgary
>TFW two Onee-sans you'll never meet
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>>110189755
It's just a word Nee-san don't get so stuffy.
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>>110189702
>I'd rather boss around and embarrass my otoutos

Who said it couldn't be like that? It's cute in it's own way.
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>>110189653

I always was, and always will be.
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>>110186386
don't leave leave me to deal with this cruel world alone onee-chan ;_;
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>>110189753
I don't have any sisters though.
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>>110189894
Thank you, it truly does mean a lot to me knowing somewhere out there I have a onee-san.
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>>110167641
I have an onee san who is 9 years older than me
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>>110190044
sorry, it was for
>>110188204
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>>110189852

Indeed! It's certainly refreshing to be an onee-san. It's especially fun dragging my otoutos out to places so they can get out more.
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>>110190274

Can I borrow one?
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>saw a girl walking around my campus today
>she was carrying her little brother piggyback
>they were laughing and having fun as she showed him around the college she attends

I was truly envious
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best onee-san doujin artist?
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>>110190274
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>>110189894
S-smochi?
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>>110190444
Fue.
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>>110190439
As long as you have them back before 9
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>>110190439
>I will never know what this feels like.

No hope only despair.
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>>110190650
They both smiled and greeted me as I passed by.

It was a mix of joy and despair. My heart couldn't take it.
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>>110189814
>two Onee-sans you'll never meet
No anon, it is your destiny to find them, and show them the power of your virgin NEET D.
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>>110190836
>Noose made by Uiharu.

top lel
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>>110190836
Oh sorry.
>>110190948
Only the dead can know peace.
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>>110190948
Eventually you become so bitter that happy things only bring you sadness.
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>>110189814
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genetic_sexual_attraction

Anon. You have an opportunity I will never recieve. Don't disappoint me.
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>>110189753
I have multiple "nee-sans", all at least 15 years older than me, none of which ever really lived with me growing up, one or two of which I am close to but not in a "nee-san" way.

Must be why I like Momo.
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>>110175886
watakushi no nigga-sama
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>>110175886
This is my kinda oneesama
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>>110190995
There is literally no way for me to track them down.
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>>110191474
>sample
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>>110191692
Facebook, faggot.
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>>110188835

Best mom ever.
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>>110191766
My slut mom can't remember my dads name so there's nothing for me to go on
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>>110191692
Have you talked to a private investigator? Facebook? Fucking google?
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>tfw only have an imouto who is a normal high school girl and doesn't want to spend time with me
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>>110191933
>My slut mom can't remember my dads name so there's nothing for me to go on
Then check your fucking birth certificate and public records?
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>>110175886
>She will never fuck you and laugh at you for your inexperience.
>>110192029
Don't worry anon she's probably sucked 10 dicks already.
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>>110189449
Yeah it's weird having to live with someone for like fifteen years then have them move a days drive away.
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These older sister threads just remind me of how my sis dressed me up in her girly clothes when I was a kid.

Guess that's kind of why I don't like older sisters.
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>>110186729
How would that even work?
Not I would mind having a cute onee-san complain about me not having enough time for her and prohibiting me from seeing other girls without her, while she sits on the palm of my hand.
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>>110189702
>I'd rather boss around and embarrass my otouto
I want a bossy nee-san
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>>110184449
>tfw no giant nee-sama
I just want her to carry me around between her oppai all day
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>>110192106
It's not quite that bad.

I already know that she's not a virgin, though. Unlike me. ;_;
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They got to have pubic hair or it's just not right.

This is a fact that everyone should accept.
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>>110169853
You tell such a thing to a child to make sure they don't ignore their pet.
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>>110194360
Disgusting.
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>>110193540
Was she older, or was it a little girl playing with her slightly littler brother? Mine did that, and take it from me, older brothers do worse.
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>>110193904
Come be my otouto, anon
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>>110194934
oh~
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>>110194934
I thought you'd never ask
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>>110170322
>I'm fairly certain my onee-san violates my imouto

Details required.
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>>110194934
So onee-sans are adopting now? Gotta wear my sweet kid sweater.
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>>110195954
is it natural for an otouto to feel possessive of his nee-san?
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>>110185625
Holy shit, she must sleep on a large ass bed.
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>>110195954
>tfw you finally have a shot at happiness

somebody needs to make a site that pairs up onee-sans and otoutos.
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>>110196112
Depends on your relationship. If you really like her a little of jealously is normal.Just don't go overboard or you'll be labeled as a creeper.
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>>110195128
>>110195954
The more otoutos the better, let onee-san take care of you and boss you around
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>>110196292
>Motherly/Onee-san figures are now making dosh off of lonely dudes in their mid 20s that never had a loving onee-san.

I need to get behind this.
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>>110196292
I can actually see that happening.

Family hates you? You crave a loving relationship with someone that is not your boyfrieng/girlfriend? You always wanted a sibling? Now you can get one. We offer you a chance at finding your wombmate. You'll have great times together as step-siblings. All you have to do is to register in our site, describe yoursel and define the traits you are looking for.

Example Profile:
>Username:AmIPoplarYet?
>Gender: Male
>Nationality: Swedish
>Desired traits: Onee-san, fun, assertive, likes teasing and wants a fulfilling relationship.
>Define yourself: 21, funny, smart and slender.Want a loving relationship with an older sister figure.

So, do we fund it or we fund it?
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>>110196938
I need a bossy Onee-san in my life.
Take all of my money.
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>>110196733
But I want her to love me, not just use me for my money.

;_;
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>>110197065
Agreed. Although it could provide the economy for a system were people earn their Onee-san's honest affection.

And if you start outranking money, you're important to them.
>>
I don't care for any my oneesans. I have four older sisters.
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>>110197254
Please share.
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>>110170322
NO, NO YOU MOTHERFUCKER. I JUST OPENED THE THREAD AND I'LL GET TO READING BUT NO! YOU HAVE THE PATH OPEN! SOMEONE'S ALREADY 50%'d THE GAME FOR YOU, YOU'RE ALMOST TO THE BEST END, ARE YOU JUST GOING TO SHIT ON GOD AND OUR DREAMS NIGGA?!
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>>110186900
Wait, what the fuck? How exactly old are your sisters?
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>>110197314
Why?
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>>110197583
Because he's a siscon and is horny. Like most of us.
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>>110196938

4chan has already saved lives and created KS.

Who says we can't do this? Commence Operation OneeForAll!
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>>110178213
>>snake faced

wat
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Be honest, how many of you got depressed when *it* happened?
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>>110188835
What a fucking bro.
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>>110197921
i saw it coming
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>>110197583
Because I just want a onee-san to clean my ears while petting my head and gently blowing on my face.
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>>110198044
Everyone did, but that's not what I'm asking.
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>>110197175
nee-date.com when?
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>>110198065
>>110197805
Maybe latter, for now though no. I have to bully them from time to time.
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>>110196551
>let onee-san take care of you and boss you around
whenever you're ready
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>>110198213
When someone with more competence than me turns it into reality.

All we can do 'til then is keep the idea alive.
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>tfw older sister constantly walks around the house in my old spongebob pajamas when she comes home to visit from the city
>used to protect me from older kids and bullies and the such
>usually lazy around the house have to clean up her clothes and shit 24/7
>always fucks with my cat
>walks around in the front yard half naked
>parents are from the soviet union so they don't give a fuck, mom said girls would run around topless on a hot day so she just lets nee-san do it
>I'm the one who's forced to inflict some sense of morality into the family lest the neighbors begin to get funny ideas.

I'm not sure how to feel.

I always thought my sister wasn't the smartest because she took arts got out of school by 2008 and found out that no one would hire her, but I recently found out that she was pretty good in science.

She could never follow her passion for chemistry because we immigrated from Russia and she couldn't overcome the language barrier so she did art instead. I'm going into geology so when I was talking about minerals and shit she new exactly what I was talking about.

I'm a little jealous, she gets unbelievable shit for her birthday from other men, its ridiculous, some guy offered her a nice car just to win her over.
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>>110198423
The biggest problem would be the lack of users, and the inevitable invasion of tumblr whales and fedora neckbeards.
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>>110186900
How do you know they sleep naked?
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>>110186943
Title? Google doesn't even give me the same image.
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>>110198586
www.a-nee-date.com/ ?
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>>110188835
Never mentioned her age or if she's hot.
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>>110198813
I have a friend majoring in computer science and other majoring in design. I also know the basics of how to program so it shouldn't be impossible. I say again the fact that we'd have a low number of users and they would very probably very distant of each other would hinder the effectivity of this site.
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>>110182279
this is a great picture.
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>>110198586
it'd have to be internal then.

it's not like PMs would work with 4chan but something lika that would help.
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>>110186787
>not posting a link for others

exhentai.org/g/696328/d12c4a71f9/?p=8
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>>110199132
an onee/otouto IRC?
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>>110199092

At the very least, we'd get people someone to talk to, they could use Skype or whatever when ready. Technically all we'd need is a forum but....
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>>110199188
I-it could work. R-right, /a/?
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>>110199287
We'd probably have a male/female ratio close to China's what would encoure female "poligamy".
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>tfw your onee-san died 3 years ago

H-hold me, /a/...
>>
I want to be loved by an onee-san
>>
My onee-sans are mean and don't care about me

All I ever wanted was a loving onee-san to cuddle with
>>
I want to bee onee-san.
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>>110197921

:(
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>>110194862
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>>110186062
No, but only because I have no room to hide my clothes.
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>>110199151
>spoon feeding
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>>110199550
Why the frown? Are you disappointed Marida san will never be a big sis to you?
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>>110198813

I think this is getting a bit too /soc/ now. ;_;
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>>110198553
Give her the Dmitri.
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>>110176321
Even if i browse /pol/, i still like degeneracy when it's 2D.

Everything sounds and looks perfect in 2D. It makes me love things i would absolutely hate in 3D.

also, almost no niggers in 2D
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>>110199704
Well if that's so i guess your going to have to take responsibility nee-san
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>>110199704
what? not platonic enough for you?
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>>110199704

Please just stop tripping. I know you think you're helping people, but all you're really doing is encouraging this shit. Having to share an online anonymous "nee-san" with a whole thread is pretty much the exact same thing as not having one.
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Screw you Onee-san you don't control me, I can do what I want.
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>>110198553
>Not sweet talking her into your room with some mineral talk.
>Not telling her you want to show her a new mineral.
>>
>>110192029
tfw I know that exact feel.
tfw I try to be a good bro and she's too cool to hang out with me.
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>>110199987
>not using puns about hardness and the Moh scale
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>>110199951
>>110199950

O-Oh.
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>>110200074
Yea, take your lovey dovey shit some where else, I'm a free man, unbounded from any Nee-san.
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>>110189753
Lots of ways. Most probably distinguish between 2D and 3D. I bet the average /a/non can’t even get off to 3D.

Me personally, they're just not my type. Plus, I make like $14,000 a year so I can't afford to be thrown out by my parents. Statutory tape charges probably won't help anything either.
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>>110200176
Then just get the fuck out.

What the hell are you doing, faggot?
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I have two older sisters. They both used to be really tomboyish and sporty types back when they were still in high school and I was in preschool. And we used to be left alone by our mom a lot since the old man walked out on her before I was 5 years old.

She's really career oriented so should would often by gone for the week on business trips in Europe or Asia. So they'd have to make breakfast, lunch, dinner, and snacks, buy groceries, taking turns for one to watch me or do club stuff.

Sisters would take turns taking showers with me when I was at that young age as well.

I miss that.

That's my blogpost contribution.
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>>110200244
I'm living my life, no one can hold me back, you should wise up to and realize you don't need an Onee-san to be happy,create your own happiness faggot
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>>110200320
Where they hot?
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>Would always get into arguments with onee-san.
>She would always go my nuts for that instant KO.
>One time she got me pretty good where I was on the verge of tears.
>She ended up hugging till the pain was gone.
>We ended up watching a movie and cuddled.

But yeah generally Nee-sans are pretty bad if you like getting your nuts destroyed and eyes scratched out then a nee-san is for you.
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>>110197921
Another smile we couldn't protect.
;_;[/spoiler
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>>110200421
Did you kicked her in the cunt at least once?
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yall havent posted one of the best
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>>110199987

She got me a fucking thunderegg for my birthday, I was so happy, you couldn't even imagine the retarded grin I was wearing all day.

In return I dug up a shit load of fossils and found a huge ass Crinoid for her.
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>>110200361
Yeah, I guess they were attractive since a lot of guys were always hitting on them. I think one is a lesbian though, or at least bi.

There were rumors about my younger oneesan that persisted even when I hit high school. Stuff like calling her a carpet-muncher and "bating for the other team". Never got around to asking that to her face.

She was 15 when I was 8, since I realized I was in 2nd or 3rd grade not preschool at the time. Oldest was 17 and a senior at that point.

Younger one is still pretty tomboyish, and I talk to her a lot. Short but still girly hair, likes to be physical, that sort of thing/
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So have women finally infected /a/ or are all these "Onee-sans" just perverts wanting to be the big girl?
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>>110200358
gayest post I've read in this whole thread
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>>110200358
Onee-san version of femnism. The onee-sanism.

>Brothers, it is time to break the shackles!You shan't let your onee live your life! She can't overpower you! She can't control you! She can't deceive you! Because we are free. We can be independent. We can strive for our own hapiness by ourselves. Strech your hand. Not in hope of being saved by an onee-san but to be helped by your brothers and helping them as well. Are you ready brother?
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>>110200771
You can't stop the revolution. The fire rises.
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>>110200684
Just need to not have so many threads. Every once in awhile is okay, but too many and eventually it turns into a sort of general thread and the blogshit and /soc/ aspects just grow out of control.
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I want to be overpowered, wrestled to the ground, and lewdly cuddled by an oneesan
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>>110200358
Hell yeah bitch.

Life's too short to be held down by some dumb onee-san. You gotta PARTY HARD 'till you drop.
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>>110200684
They're only a big girl for you.
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>>110200954
move it to a lesser board?
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kuso thread award
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http://strawpoll.me/2090671
Because I was curious.
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>>110201145
where's your certificate of kuso authority
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>>110200495
No I never though girls could get her if you kicked them in the vagina at the time so I would go for her boobs. I remember getting handful of her boob and yanking, following was her hand digging in my face.
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>>110201152
[X] I am old enough that imouto or nee-san would hardly make any difference
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>>110200547
>vlcsnap
>Posts Imouto
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>>110201051
Why? The anime component is a central part. What are you gonna do? Set up shop in /soc/ as "incest general"?
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>>110201431
I'm game
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>>110201431
I see no problem. We should invite /pol/. That will spice things up.
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>>110201007
>>110200771
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>>110201511
>Endless cycle of neo-Nazis getting BTFO by incest lovers.

I'd be down.
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>>110201587

I still love you onee-san
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I want to love Onee-san.
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>>110201007
Sounds more like an otouto who thinks he's too old to be attached to his onee-san
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>>110201587
You can't stop it, we won't be oppressed by you anymore Onee-san, we will not depend on you for love, we shall pierce the heavens and find it ourselves, we will show the world what it means to be a human and to find our own glory!
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>>110201587
I'm joking. Don't know about the party guy.
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>>110201781

It's much better to find a nice gal of your own age, otouto.

I wish you luck in your future endeavours. Nee-san still loves you.
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I don't actually care as long as I get to see tits
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>>110201824
S-Stop. I was just being tsundere. My rebellious phase must be back. D-Don't leave me.
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>>110201935
I actually didn't mean it, I didn't think you would take me seriously, p-please never leave me nee-san, i'll be a good otouto from now on.
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>>110201824
Reverse psychology at work?
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>>110202072

Nee-san won't leave you, silly.
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>>110202290
>(????)??
it's over lads
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>>110202412
The only onee I ever had. See you guys at the funeral.
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>you will never get pegged by your overbearing onee-san
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>>110202412

b-but my onee
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>>110202412
I only had a nee-san for a few hours yet I miss her like it was a lifetime
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>>110201824
Are you pure Onee?
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>>110202290
>(????)??
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>>110202290
Are you ok?
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Is it okay to bully your nee-san?
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>>110202943
I'd rather nee-san bully me
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>>110202799
She's dead, Jim.
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>>110202412

Apparently that part of the name doesn't show up right when I post from my phone.
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>>110198553
>some guy offered her a nice car just to win her over.

Why you think girls got it easier?
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So I don't have a one-san

Whelp ;_;
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>>110202988
Y-You are back. I can't cry now. I promised I wouldn't. I'm happy, so why am I crying? Doesn't matter I gotta go now, I have some funeral services to call off.
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>>110203232
>I have some funeral services to call off.
Enjoy your cancellation fees.
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>>110201431
Because of this post I went to /soc/ and I found this.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BzwqLDelWO
I can't stop switching between hysterical laughter and utter disgust.
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>>110178046
>Not letting her little brother get laid
What kind of monstruosity is that?
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>>110203187

Have no fear, I will be your symbolic Nee-san!

>>110203232

O-Oh okay...
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>>110203294
She wanted to be the one to teach him how to do sex the right way
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>>110203368
I love you one-san
You are a guy right?
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>>110203415
We're talking about 3DPD here, she probably never intended to do anything with him.
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>I will never have a nice onee-san
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>>110203368
Can i draw an imaginary picture of you like one of my french grills?
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>>110180822
But thats fucking wrong

Source faggot dont pretend u aint still here
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>>110203630

How do you draw your French grills?

If you need references, Nee-san looks like Kanako from Maria Holic except ugly and not lesbian.
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>>110185181
He's alive so everything is okay for him.
You don't have to worry about him, gay anon.
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>>110203948
Lewd and busty
But i could make an exception for you onee-san
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>>110204116
but those are two of the most important traits every nee-sama should have
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>>110203256
Couldn't even make it 4 seconds in.
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>>110203256
Beemo browses /a/?
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>>110203256
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>>110204630
>>110203256
>onii-chun

As far as I got
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>>110204630
>>110203256
It's actually pretty good.

As a joke, that was the intention right? ......right?
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Kloah for best onee-san artist.
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>>110198553
>>always fucks with my cat

How do you mean?

>>walks around in the front yard half naked

Define half naked.

>>lest the neighbors begin to get funny ideas

What do you mean by "funny ideas"?

>we immigrated from Russia

To where?
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>>110184980
Sounds like you two just need to bond.
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>>110199596
>bitching
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>>110188044
Strong. But this one is better than her sisters.
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>>110201241
>following was her hand digging in my face

Did you at least punch her in the throat?
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>>110204630
That's no excuse for posting shit.
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>6'4'
>Growing up I surpassed my nee-san pretty quickly
>She's just basically an imouto
It's not fucking fair
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>>110200573
>thunderegg

I don't know what that is.
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>>110205880
you don't get to complain when you have a nee-san, fucker

I never asked to like the idea of an older sister so much when I could never have one
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>>110205880
>No imouto-sized onee to bridal carry and give piggy back rides to
You have to look at the glass half full fag.
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>>110205880
>doesn't like tiny onee-san

My Onee-san is barely 5 foot tall. I think it's pretty cute when she's 27 and still gets carded everywhere.
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>>110205880
>Have onee-san
>Acts like an imouto
What a fucking waste, I understand your pain.
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>>110206091
I'd like to be Cryska's imouto.
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>>110198553
God that's a cute nee-san. You'd better look after her and make sure those guys don't take advantage of her, anon.
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>>110205880

Wow, you're taller than I am.

Would you like to be my nii-san?
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I heard my oneesan crying in her room when she turned into a Christmas cake
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>>110207847

I hope you comforted her.

That'll be me in a year and a half.
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>>110199412
My heart
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>>110207847
You're going to have to take responsibility
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>>110208367

Introducing her to the ideal man would be difficult. He would have to be her ideal mate and you yourself would have to approve him as a decent man.
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>>110205880
>tfw no dominant imouto size onee-san
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>>110207956
We may take care of that together.
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>>110207706
Are you a tall, healthy onee-san?
Have you always wanted to be someone's imouto?
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the best trio
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>>110209544
That's not the Tachibanas.
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>>110209512

Taller than most but shorter than you.

Being an imouto and getting taken care of and spoiled by a nii-san has its own charms, but it loses its appeal when you get older.
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>>110209601
>Wanting corrupted sluts
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>>110209704
>He isn't the one who corrupted them and made them completely loyal to his thundercock
Well I can understand why you're mad.
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>>110209649
Well I guess there's no harm if we give it a go.

I can princessu carry you to bed and kiss you goodnight when i come back.
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>>110209704
How can you not like the greatest love story ever told?
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>>110209745
>>110209858

>He isn't the one who corrupted them and made them completely loyal to his thundercock
Implying I don't. It is my favorite NTR to date. That doesn't change the fact that they're still loose cunts.
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>>110209886
>Loose cunts
>Only one guy for each girl the whole night
Shota doesn't count because he isn't big enough to qualify
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>>110209800

O-Oh okay.

I'll await your return, nii-sama.
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>>110210178
I'm pretty sure you treat your imoutos well, so I'll cuddle and protect you to the best of my abilities.

And now that the thread has hit the bump limit, I'm going to tuck in you in, kiss you on the forehead, say goodnight and that i'll see you tomorrow morning, and lastly, that I love you.
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>>110210522

Oyasumi.

I-I love you too.
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>>110210522
>No tall hunky nii-chan to carry me to bed after a long day of play
Feels weird man.
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>>110210803

Perhaps a mix of jealousy and intrigue?
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>>110210178
>>110210618
Look at how hot she is for the D when tall oniis are involved.
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>>110211077

That's not true, my new nii-sama and I share a strictly platonic relationship.
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>>110211105
An onee-san with a nii-sama is pushing it.
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>>110211138

I figured it would be like having two older siblings.
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>>110211150
How do you think the younger brother feels, want to make him jealous?

All he wants is too impress his beloved onee-san and instead she fools around with his brother.
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>>110211233

But the nee-san would make plenty of time for the otouto.

The otouto gets to have a caring nee-san AND a protective nii-san, isn't that the best of both worlds?
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>>110211257

Not with this shit
>>110210522
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>>110211233
>mfw imouto
>Watching nee-san make nii-chan happy in ways that are too lewd for pure loli imouto to partake in
>Loving caring older siblings that take care of me
Sound like a good deal m8
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>>110211292

I'm sure he'd gladly tuck you in and kiss you goodnight as well, otouto.
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>>110211292
He kissed her on the forehead. A perfectly acceptable and platonic place to kiss an imouto without any sexual undertones.
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>>110211325
No. The dream is to be onee-san's number one. If there's another brother you're not the most special one anymore. The onii-san's and otouto's relationship is irrelevant, this is an onee-chan thread.

Wait, from the other guy's perspective you're his imouto now, you guys go have fun.
>>110181071
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>>110211466

What if both the nii-san and otouto share the #1 spot?
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>>110211466
Stop crying because you got NTRd faggot.
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>>110211573
They don't. At least they won't see it that way. Oh and:
>>110199950
Meanwhile, you choose to be the exclusive imouto of one guy, while your poor otoutos get fractions. It's either him or everyone else.

And don't even try saying you're everyone's imouto too, because in that case you don't belong in this thread.
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>>110211661

Why can't you just have a nee-san and a nii-san?

I consider all of /a/ my dear otoutos and imoutos, and I love you all equally. It's just that one of the otoutos ended up being a nii-san.
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>>110211661
Who wants an imouto anyway?
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>>110211657
I'm speaking of the behalf of the people who look up to her. Not even my type of aneki.

>muh platonic relationships
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>>110211727
Giving one special treatment gives the others less value. You're trying to have the cake and eat it two while breaking everyone's hearts.

Look, I get you want to love everyone but if everyone wants to be the special one they'll just grow to resent each other.
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>>110211727
I''m not going to trip because it's unnecessary but why aren't you asleep?

I put you to bed almost an hour ago. Do I have to read you a bed time story?

And is this >>110211794 guy bothering you? Fucking no one bullies my imouto.
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>>110211834
>>110211794

I just wanted to be a friendly and caring symbolic nee-san, I think you guys might be taking things a bit too far.
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>Shit is gettin' real
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>>110211880
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>>110171274
Look at this picture. Imagine what kind of pose the guy is having right now.

That's the truth behind the rulers pose.
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>>110211880
Look at it this way. you have an X amount of otoutos and you're one person. X/1, every otouto gained is one more.

But for the otoutos it's the reverse, 1/X, for every additional otouto added the amount of you that can be any one person's decreases.

You might enjoy a million otoutos, but who wants 0.000001% of an onee-san?

The more you try to love them, the less love each one recieves. The only one who benefits from that relationship is you, don't you see that?

(Ironically, I'm telling you this because I like you platonically and want you to realize what you're doing to the people you love.)

>>110212019
Kumagawa is most appropriate when the girl has Medaka's problems. You'll still lose though.
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>>110212124

What if nee-san had an infinite amount of love to give.
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whats going on here
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>>110212160
She doesn't when she has a nii-chan though.

Nee-san has love to give to otouto, but when that nee-san becomes an imouto, the imoutoxnii-san paradigm takes place, and the imouto now prioritizes her love for the nii-san.
It's not your fault, it's just the way it is.
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>>110212302
Sibling maths.
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>>110212302
Otouto had onee-san.
Otouto got NTRd by onii-chan.
Otouto lashing out in pain.
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>>110212124
Dude, relax. It's just the internet.
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>>110212306

But I can't simply just revoke that anon's nii-sama status, it would be rude and mean, and it might hurt his feelings.

I don't know what to do.
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>>110212160
It doesn't matter how much love you have, there is a such a thing as trying to be to right. If everyone is equal then no one is special. If friends are special then how can someone who loves everyone equally have them?

>>110212306
There's also this, either loving everyone means truly loving no one or you give nii-chan all the attention. Neither one of these is befitting of an onee-chan.
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>>110211466
>The dream is to be onee-san's number one. If there's another brother you're not the most special one anymore.
It's basically this.
One Onee cannot hope to be everyone's Onee. It's an unattainable dream.
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>>110212389
Silence Tiger, I'm channeling Zenkichi here.
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>>110212378
Otouto should fight Oni-chan to the death for Onee-san and prove his manhood and love.

Simple, no?
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>>110212466
Otouto would lose. And he's already lost onee-san.
His tiny shota dick just couldn't compete ;_;
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>>110212504

Now why would you bring his nono-wand into this situation?
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>>110212504
Well, if every single otouto first took out the nii-chan and then fought each other to the end it could work out.

But than would make nee-chan responsible for countless lost lives, ironically in the name of wanting to love everyone.
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>>110212462
>>110212433
>>110212019
Mah nigga
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>>110212427
Hey, it's me again. I don't want to see you getting upset about this. Tell me what you want to do, you know I love you and I only want the best for you. Whatever you want to do, you have my full support.
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smochi and taiga are in this thread tripping
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>>110212571
Thank you, Master. Is this the part where the votes come in? Also, will Ice Fire be joining the discussion?
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This would make a fucking fantastic doujin.
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>>110212433
Nigga what this special thing ur talking about nigga what like it's just your sister it's not like you're getting cheated on wtf dude.
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>>110212617

I think in order to remain as a symbolic nee-san figure, you might have to go back to being an otouto.
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>>110212700
He is being cheated on though. He wanted to fuck his big sister, but his big brother fucked her first.
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>>110212685

Why not just a non-lewd doki doki-enducing series?
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>>110212719
No, you weren't my onee-san before, so we'll just walk our separate ways as strangers if you want.
But I will always love you. Never forget that.
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>>110212831

I-I'm sure I'm older than you, why not be an otout?
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>>110212867

I mean otouto. ;_;
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>>110212867
>Doesn't want to let him go
Once an imouto, always an imouto.

Boy this is depressing.
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Man this has all gone to shit. I think I'm going to go read Fuck Quest for some Nee-San healing.
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So is Onee-san just another slut? She jumped on board another dick so fast even though she claimed she still loved her otoutos.

>>110212980
Is that thing still going on?
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>>110213010

This is all a big misunderstanding.
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The thread will die with our hopes and dreams.
Isn't it sad?
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>>110213020
Medaka-chan. Fullfill the requirements of the Successor Arc, it's the only way.
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