ITT: Healthy onee-sans.
Not related by blood is okay here. Remember, we're all brothers in the fight against imoutos.
>I can't give them both the d
>You'll never have a perfect Onee san like Steel King.
Didn't think it was an artist name
Cooking onee-san. All their little sisters happen to be horse shit by the way.
Actually, I think that's a Sun Tzu quote.
>As someone who only has a brother and no female cousins
I have female cousins. They're awful. Would not fuck. Thanking god I don't have sisters.
That said, onee-sans are great. Imoutos are... okay. I could take 'em or leave 'em.
I want to buy her character designer a lifetime supply of goddamn peaches. She is literally pic related
>What's the appeal of Onee-samas and imoutos anyway?
Some people just want a close familial bond with a sibling.
Then some other sick bastards can't get laid and think if they'd had a sister she'd probably be the only girl who'd let them touch her boobs if they asked hard enough.
my best friend has a onee-san protecting him from other women
>shes not good enough for you!
>she got bad friends!
>shes a heartbreaker anon!
its like a older brother taking care of his little sister and making sure she doesn't hang around with the wrong crowd
but then in reverse.
Fine. You're just asking a purely innocent question out of curiosity, so I'll explain. The appeal is a close, sincere bond that has been there and nurtured since childhood, already laying the foundations for a strong relationship compared to most couples. In more idealized settings like anime and manga brothers and sisters understand each other the most along with knowing most of how they really feel. On the more sexual side there's a rush that comes from suddenly seeing someone you've grown up with in a more suggestive way, like a hot childhood friend.
It's not so much wanting an actual nee-san. I think the nee-san archetype is more one aimed at introverted males who need aggressive women.
I had a (non-blood related) "nee-san" in college. Basically took me under her wing. Loved her, hated her... none of it was mutual. The memories are dear to my heart. She coaxed me out of my shell.
>Basically took me under her wing. Loved her, hated her... none of it was mutual. The memories are dear to my heart. She coaxed me out of my shell.
That's some deep ass shit there.
I have three sisters, two older and one younger (no brothers). Never had any sexual or romantic desires when it comes to them.
In (erotic) fiction, however, I have a serious boner for onee-san/otouto incest, provided they
1) are related by blood,
2) were raised as family
3) their feelings are mutual (or close enough) and one part isn't completely dominating/manipulating the other.
I think the "forbidden love" aspect is a big part of it, as is the thing about close bonds that >>110178275 wrote. I feel there's something more to it that I can't quite put my finger on, though.
I think it really depends on the rabbit, and if they've bonded with another rabbit already.
I know sugar gliders really can die of loneliness, so I assume it's possible in other animals.
Onee-sans are the best when they come home all drunk going out after their office job and mad because their boss was hitting on them and get randy when they notice that their otouto is feeling jealous
I forgot to make the thread this week in my rush to leave for work, but I get home to find it here. You did good, anon.
It's true, but the "loneliness" part is the romantic way of putting it.
It refers to how male rabbits have very active sexual systems, and without a partner to regularly have sex with they tend to die of testicular cancer.
Onee-sans are the best when they discover their otouto's incest porn collection and decide to take their relationship to the next level.
I don't understand. Her brother will only get more jealous if she starts getting it on with Randy in front of him.
The very concept of this scares the shit out of me. You're trusting someone else to dig around in your ear with a thin stick, with the ability to cause severe and irreparable damage to your hearing should they so much as slip.
sources for these please?
OP is just a stand-alone picture, although that artist seems to use "unnamed giant breasted onee-san" as a recurring character.
For more information consult your local image reverse search engine.
in japan it's aso considred relaxing claning the ears and/or obviously being th one cleaned, it's also a bonding experience since you are giving your commitment for someone's higiene and health, many things in japan seem weird bcause they loo to us plane too uncomfortable between personal spaces but there they are fomented to help others with pride and person in mind and not just privacy and individuality, but of cours that not in vrything and not that much these days
I know exactly how you feel, anon. But hey, a boy has the right to dream, right?
>tfw no siblings
>tfw I will never have an onee-san to forcefully brush my teeth and chase girls away from me
>tfw I will never be my onee-san's little spoon
IQDB searches Danbooru/Gelbooru/Sankaku which is better for anime art than Google Image Search generally. It's built into 4chan if you click on the triangle next to post numbers and select Image search (or whatever alternate view you might have with your settings).
>tfw Aniki only dates shit-tier girls.
>He brings them home expecting us to like said shit-tier girl.
>Only have aniki
>He's an overly aggressive dick
We don't talk anymore and I prefer it this way. Why couldn't I get a nice, doting onee instead?
At the end of it all, through hardships and betrayals, your family members are the only people you can truly rely on.
Treasure them, otouto. Hold them close.
I WASN'T AWARE MY DICK COULD GET THIS HARD
Better than mine at least. He's even more autistic than me. The few times he's had girlfriends they're ugly as shit AND completely shitty in personality as well. It's fucking irritating dealing with people like that.
I just wanted a cute older sister-in-law to joke around with ;_;
A-at least we can play video games together sometimes though.
But lewd nee-sans are the best.
>Not having an 8-foot tall onee-san
Life is suffering.
Why did she poop on you /a/non?
Moot likes to see my dreams burn apparently.
I like military onee-sans, myself.
The things I'd do to cuddle with Maru-san at night...
I could kind of see how he ended up there.
For example, if my significant other died and I killed myself shorty afterwards, it would be romantic to me. He just took it a step further in its appeal, maybe.
If you level up your Little Brother Skill Tree, she's an easy foe to relax.
>if my significant other died and I killed myself shorty afterwards, it would be romantic to me.
>constantly molesting anything with tits.
How lewd, you ask.
I have no ways to quell your doubts.
I'm sorry, otouto. ;_;
Don't worry, I'd be joining my significant other in the after life.
It's not that lewd if you're friends and you do it for fun.
I assume it's similar to something like guys fondling each others testicles and going "no homo" afterwards. I've seen it happen before.
>I assume it's similar to something like guys fondling each others testicles and going "no homo" afterwards. I've seen it happen before.
>fondling each others testicles
I got news for you, sister.
>tits or gtfo
Lift up your shirt, turn off your poorfag CRT monitor and look at yourself in the reflection. See? tits. Are you happy now?
>You will never have a cute 15cm tall onee-san
Why even live?
People, we're here because we all love onee-sans, remember that.
Buzzwords won't save you from your 10 year out of commission /b/ meme posting shame.
I rekt you for saying a retarded meme and you reply with another. Come up with your own shit or I'll stop trying too ;_;
>nice emoticons, mind if I use them (???´) (???´) (???´)? ;_; ;_; (???´) (???´) (???´)
Use them all you want but please stop recreating ur mum and sister's gangbang with it, there are children on this thread.
>"Buzzwords won't save you"
What point are you trying to make
Post nee-sans and quit being a nuisance please
Not be any more off-topic and post some nee-san
Do you prefer strong nee-sans or weak nee-sans?
But a weak onee will depend on you!
She didn't have much experience with it, I think. It's realistic for her to be like that when they united their birds and the bees.
Man, onee-sans are the best. It's too bad mine had to go and move.
Indeed, it's too bad mine
doesn't exist. ;_;
You know, engaging in amorous congress.
I always was, and always will be.
don't leave leave me to deal with this cruel world alone onee-chan ;_;
Can I borrow one?
>saw a girl walking around my campus today
>she was carrying her little brother piggyback
>they were laughing and having fun as she showed him around the college she attends
I was truly envious
>I will never know what this feels like.
No hope only despair.
They both smiled and greeted me as I passed by.
It was a mix of joy and despair. My heart couldn't take it.
Only the dead can know peace.
Eventually you become so bitter that happy things only bring you sadness.
I have multiple "nee-sans", all at least 15 years older than me, none of which ever really lived with me growing up, one or two of which I am close to but not in a "nee-san" way.
Must be why I like Momo.
>tfw only have an imouto who is a normal high school girl and doesn't want to spend time with me
How would that even work?
Not I would mind having a cute onee-san complain about me not having enough time for her and prohibiting me from seeing other girls without her, while she sits on the palm of my hand.
It's not quite that bad.
I already know that she's not a virgin, though. Unlike me. ;_;
>Motherly/Onee-san figures are now making dosh off of lonely dudes in their mid 20s that never had a loving onee-san.
I need to get behind this.
I can actually see that happening.
Family hates you? You crave a loving relationship with someone that is not your boyfrieng/girlfriend? You always wanted a sibling? Now you can get one. We offer you a chance at finding your wombmate. You'll have great times together as step-siblings. All you have to do is to register in our site, describe yoursel and define the traits you are looking for.
>Desired traits: Onee-san, fun, assertive, likes teasing and wants a fulfilling relationship.
>Define yourself: 21, funny, smart and slender.Want a loving relationship with an older sister figure.
So, do we fund it or we fund it?
NO, NO YOU MOTHERFUCKER. I JUST OPENED THE THREAD AND I'LL GET TO READING BUT NO! YOU HAVE THE PATH OPEN! SOMEONE'S ALREADY 50%'d THE GAME FOR YOU, YOU'RE ALMOST TO THE BEST END, ARE YOU JUST GOING TO SHIT ON GOD AND OUR DREAMS NIGGA?!
What a fucking bro.
Maybe latter, for now though no. I have to bully them from time to time.
>tfw older sister constantly walks around the house in my old spongebob pajamas when she comes home to visit from the city
>used to protect me from older kids and bullies and the such
>usually lazy around the house have to clean up her clothes and shit 24/7
>always fucks with my cat
>walks around in the front yard half naked
>parents are from the soviet union so they don't give a fuck, mom said girls would run around topless on a hot day so she just lets nee-san do it
>I'm the one who's forced to inflict some sense of morality into the family lest the neighbors begin to get funny ideas.
I'm not sure how to feel.
I always thought my sister wasn't the smartest because she took
artsgot out of school by 2008 and found out that no one would hire her, but I recently found out that she was pretty good in science.
She could never follow her passion for chemistry because we immigrated from Russia and she couldn't overcome the language barrier so she did art instead. I'm going into geology so when I was talking about minerals and shit she new exactly what I was talking about.
I'm a little jealous, she gets unbelievable shit for her birthday from other men, its ridiculous, some guy offered her a nice car just to win her over.
I have a friend majoring in computer science and other majoring in design. I also know the basics of how to program so it shouldn't be impossible. I say again the fact that we'd have a low number of users and they would very probably very distant of each other would hinder the effectivity of this site.
Even if i browse /pol/, i still like degeneracy when it's 2D.
Everything sounds and looks perfect in 2D. It makes me love things i would absolutely hate in 3D.
also, almost no niggers in 2D
Please just stop tripping. I know you think you're helping people, but all you're really doing is encouraging this shit. Having to share an online anonymous "nee-san" with a whole thread is pretty much the exact same thing as not having one.
Yea, take your lovey dovey shit some where else, I'm a free man, unbounded from any Nee-san.
Lots of ways. Most probably distinguish between 2D and 3D. I bet the average /a/non can’t even get off to 3D.
Me personally, they're just not my type. Plus, I make like $14,000 a year so I can't afford to be thrown out by my parents. Statutory tape charges probably won't help anything either.
I have two older sisters. They both used to be really tomboyish and sporty types back when they were still in high school and I was in preschool. And we used to be left alone by our mom a lot since the old man walked out on her before I was 5 years old.
She's really career oriented so should would often by gone for the week on business trips in Europe or Asia. So they'd have to make breakfast, lunch, dinner, and snacks, buy groceries, taking turns for one to watch me or do club stuff.
Sisters would take turns taking showers with me when I was at that young age as well.
I miss that.
That's my blogpost contribution.
I'm living my life, no one can hold me back, you should wise up to and realize you don't need an Onee-san to be happy,create your own happiness faggot
>Would always get into arguments with onee-san.
>She would always go my nuts for that instant KO.
>One time she got me pretty good where I was on the verge of tears.
>She ended up hugging till the pain was gone.
>We ended up watching a movie and cuddled.
But yeah generally Nee-sans are pretty bad if you like getting your nuts destroyed and eyes scratched out then a nee-san is for you.
Another smile we couldn't protect.
yall havent posted one of the best
She got me a fucking thunderegg for my birthday, I was so happy, you couldn't even imagine the retarded grin I was wearing all day.
In return I dug up a shit load of fossils and found a huge ass Crinoid for her.
Yeah, I guess they were attractive since a lot of guys were always hitting on them. I think one is a lesbian though, or at least bi.
There were rumors about my younger oneesan that persisted even when I hit high school. Stuff like calling her a carpet-muncher and "bating for the other team". Never got around to asking that to her face.
She was 15 when I was 8, since I realized I was in 2nd or 3rd grade not preschool at the time. Oldest was 17 and a senior at that point.
Younger one is still pretty tomboyish, and I talk to her a lot. Short but still girly hair, likes to be physical, that sort of thing/
Onee-san version of femnism. The onee-sanism.
>Brothers, it is time to break the shackles!You shan't let your onee live your life! She can't overpower you! She can't control you! She can't deceive you! Because we are free. We can be independent. We can strive for our own hapiness by ourselves. Strech your hand. Not in hope of being saved by an onee-san but to be helped by your brothers and helping them as well. Are you ready brother?
You can't stop the revolution. The fire rises.
Just need to not have so many threads. Every once in awhile is okay, but too many and eventually it turns into a sort of general thread and the blogshit and /soc/ aspects just grow out of control.
Hell yeah bitch.
Life's too short to be held down by some dumb onee-san. You gotta PARTY HARD 'till you drop.
No I never though girls could get her if you kicked them in the vagina at the time so I would go for her boobs. I remember getting handful of her boob and yanking, following was her hand digging in my face.
>Endless cycle of neo-Nazis getting BTFO by incest lovers.
I'd be down.
You can't stop it, we won't be oppressed by you anymore Onee-san, we will not depend on you for love, we shall pierce the heavens and find it ourselves, we will show the world what it means to be a human and to find our own glory!
I'm joking. Don't know about the party guy.
It's much better to find a nice gal of your own age, otouto.
I wish you luck in your future endeavours. Nee-san still loves you.