>>109749384
Lewd
>>109749384
>momoyo will never comfort you in your time of despair
>>109749384
Stop using this shitty picture.
>>109750093
It needs to be triangle onee-chan from this point on.
:<
>>109750093
>shit
eat cock faggot
I want an onee-sama so bad.
;_;
Onee-sama pls
>>109750093
But we would need to agree on a new picture first.
Besides, this one is tradition.
Anon who drank and smoked some weed with his onee-san here. Still working on that phimosis, still making advances on my sister. Shes actually the initiator in most cases now. I didn't know how to just bring up making out with her, so instead while she was trying wrestle with me as usual she just goes in and makes out with me. She hasn't said anything about sex yet but she has ran her hands up and down my boner with my pants on. Everything's looking good.
Nome of this would have ever happened without /a/s encouragements.
Are onee-san type characters fine too?
>always liked Onee-san characters
>will be older than Onee-san's age in about a month
How do you deal with such despair, /a/? Why live, when we meatbags age and 2D oneesans stay ageless, so much so that we grow older than them and they no longer are out onee-sans?
>>109751387
You just move up the natural progression from onee-sans to christmas cake dummy
>>109751387
I passed that point a while ago. I'm well into MILF/Christmas Cake territory now. My love of onee-sans will never die though.
SURE
IS
ANIME
AND
MANGA
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>>109751604
>the ironing
>>109751604
It's a trope commonly occurring in anime and manga.
suck my diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick
>>109751266
They're acceptable.
>>109751681
>I don't know the meaning of irony
>>109751726
I want to be that water.
How does onee-sans compare imoutos? I only have three imoutos and wonder if I am missing anything great?
>>109751910
>mfw that mental image
>>109751604
Maybe you should post about onee-sans in anime and manga instead of responding to blogshit then, dipshit.
>>109752005
THE IRONY
>>109751073
You should give her a big hug and tell her you love her since I won't be able to see her for another few months
>>109749700
:<
>>109752104
You won't be able to see her?
I'd give her a hug if she were home right now.
Hey guys! Check out my beautiful nee-san.
>>109749384
Sauce?
>>109752242
anon I'm sorry but your oneesan actually looks like a car. I'm pretty sure a car isn't your oneesan
>>109749700
I just want a cute oneesan to cuddle with and to play wrestling withand maybe love tenderly in the missionary position while holding hands at night.
;_;
>>109751726
Technically, isn't Akari an imouto?
>>109752335
>>109752185
I meant my onee-san, although I could hug yours too if you want
>>109752242
That's a nii-san.
>>109752377
Technically she's Torus friend. They're not related, they've just been with each other since birth.
>>109752386
I'm sorry. I had to break the truth to you.
>>109752450
She's got a great older sister smell to her. If you're in Toronto sure. Share the love
>>109752686
Not him, but I am. I'd be happy to drop by.
>>109752809
Where in Toronto?
>>109752911
Near Eaton Centre.
>>109749384
Is it weird that sometimes when my nee-chan isn't around I'll hug something of hers or hold it up to my face in hopes that the love will transmit to her
>tfw my oneechan is a filthy bitch
>you will never have a kind oneechan
>>109752988
I'm by the zoo, right beside the rouge valley. Come for magical adventures anon.
I hate that one guy who always is by Eaton's and yells that damn religious shit. You know the guy I'm talking about. The old one. Guys crazy I tell you. He's always there.
>>109751387
I'm now too old to associate with most of the girls in anime.
>Why live,
Because dying's such a hassle.
>>109753041
Just hug her yourself anon. It will feel so much better.
>>109753247
Weather looks like shit today, plus it rained. Maybe this weekend.
>That old guy
The one that randomly screams JESUS and hands pamphlets? I swear he's been there for over a decade now.
>>109753334
Weather was pretty shitty.
Yeah that old guy that screams Jesus or whatever. He has been there for a while. Nice to know there are some Toronto anons here.
>I like you. Come over to my house and hug my sister.
>>109753635
I obviously wouldn't really let him to come to my house you silly anon
>No adorable otouto-anon to spoil.
Why even live.
>both my older sisters failed miserably in life
>i'm the one who is expected to succeed
>doing fuck all in college
i just want a lap pillow and some head pats to soothe me. sage for blogshit.
>>109752335
>>109752490
No, it IS my nee-san. And she is beautiful; just look at those curves, that sleek, tight body. I ride her all the time and she loves to do it fast and furious. She's got less junk in the trunk than most, the best airbags you can imagine and I can really turn her on with very little effort.
You will never understand what true love is until you've been in the driver's seat with your Nee-san. Good luck trying to shift your girlfriend into high gear like this.
>>109754002
Anon. That is fucking disgusting.
any cute fem/a/nons willing to be my new oneechan
I lost my real one a long time ago ;_;shes such a fucking bitch now holy shit
>>109754081
Maybe. Do you like sweets?
>>109754051
is it the age of onee-sans yet?
>>109754002
>doing lewd things to a car
I have an onee-san who looks like an onee-chan.
>>109754242
Onee-sans a best
Imouto shits please die
>>109754242
Nope. Its the age of tsundere imoutos. Its a sad time to be living.
>>109754242
Next season.
>>109754002
That is clearly an older brother you're doing these things too
>>109754081
>>109753858
I want an oneech/a/n too.
>>109749384
>>109753509
>some
The place is crawling with them, are you serious?
>>109754081
I'm pretty sure there are people into this kind of relations, searching outside /a/ means not falling on an autistic guy that pretends to be a girl.
>>109754576
Elaborate, please.
>>109754693
pretty good
>>109754764
That hair looks like shit. It's like she has short hair and the rest appears out of nowhere.
Your oneechan walks in right now wearing this and commands you to drop your pants.
what do?
>>109754704
/a/ is full of Torontonians? Since when.
>>109754998
Ask for mimikaki
>>109754196
yes but I try to stay away from them so I don't get fat ;_;
>>109755120
O-Oh.
You specifically asked for a cute anon and I'm not cute at all. I'm sorry, potential otouto. ;_;
>>109754998
I do exactly as I'm told. Also that filename is completely accurate.
>>109754998
I call the police because I have no oneechan and my front door is locked.
>>109755007
Since maybe two years ago. Have you never read about #/a/toronto's escapades?
>>109755438
>a cute oneechan walks in and wants to have sex with you
>call the police
you know how we call that in my neighborhood?
we call it GAY
>>109755474
What the hell, no I guess o haven't. Care yo elaborate?
>>109755612
Fucking phone. I always fuck shit up when I use it to type.
>>109755612
Are you familiar withIRC?#/a/toronto on Rizon.
>>109755703
I know of IRC. I've always been too lazy to set it up though.
Maybe I'll check it out someday.
>New /ss/ 4-koma
>Can't read moon so not sure if woman is CC or Nee-san.
>>109752686
I'm in a completely different part of the continent, but if you find yourself in Racine you can hug my onee-san
>>109756511
>tfw no /ss/ loving oneechan
>>109755151
it's ok anon, you can't help not being exactly what i wanted ;-;
>>109756650
I'm sorry.
I'll buy you sweets and take you to movies...
>>109754081
>onee-san watches anime
Feels good man
Too bad she didn't like Fist of the North Star when I showed it to her
>>109756915
My oneesan is the one who introduced me to anime, and she goes on /a/. Best Oneesan ever.
>tfw when your a neet hikki 20yo who will never have a onee-chan
Just shoot me. I've misplaced my rope somewhere.
>>109749384
People don't like Onee-sans. They just like tall girls with long dark hair and big boobs.
>>109757401
Shit, you might be right.
>have an older sister
>only two years older
>doesn't act like a nee-san at all
>instead is a slutty whore who had dozens of other men inside her
I hate it, why can't 3D do things right for once?
>>109754998
I tell her to fuck off
We get in an argument, and then I pin her against the wall and fuck her so roughly the neighbors call the cops.
Then I wake up and try not to cry.
>>109757401
>>109757476
What? That's not right at all. It's because of the whole caring for ger brother thing.
>>109754998
My sister sometime asks if she can touch my butt to see how skinny it is.
I usually just walk away and ignore her.
My onee-chan shaped who I was. She used to watch anime with me and tell me stories.
She's so cute too.
Does /a/ prefer cute Onee-chans or hot Onee-sans
Obligatory onee-sama femdom pandas
http://exhentai.org/g/378551/8487be2f02/
http://exhentai.org/g/647417/5c3c2a7793/
>>109757555
I'm starting to suspect he's right.
Most of these anons only care about getting their nono-spots wet. I'd be terrified if I had an otouto that just wanted to have sex and nothing more.
>>109757715
Hot Onee-samas.That are cute sometimes.
>>109751387
I have a babyface and look like I'm 17 even though I'm 22
>>109757715
onee-sans are supposed to be hot whereas imoutos are cute
>>109757629
She wants your bony ass
my onee-sans barely give a fuck about my existance, not that i think different of them really
>>109757059
My sister introduced me to anime too
Only I grew out of that shounen shit when I started browsing /a/
>>109756737
That sounds nice but I really dont want to get fat. Im skinny an cute and I would like to stay that way in case a qt wants my bishounen D
>your nee-san will never eat you
>>109757915
>I can't even spoil a fake otouto
>>109757059
Are you sure? Mine even has patrician music taste and bakes cookies
>>109757758
> not spending time with your otouto and playing vidya and snugling
Its not just sex, its about being cared for and having a loving onee chan
>>109757758
Well, then the otouto would just be a younger lover or whatever. Right?
I-ideally it would be the other way around.
>>109758157
But see, I'd want an adorable otouto to take care of without all the disgusting sex stuff. I dunno why you anons have to sexualize this so much.
>>109758273I just want someone to love me, doesn't even have to be sexual, just support.
>>109758114
>>109757059
Mine has a DFC, is super skinny and has soft features.
Your Onee-chans can only be comparable to mine if you used toplay in the bathtub with herandsleep in her bed with her
>your nee-san will never stop beating the shit out of you
Too bad my onee-san has been a bitch who runs after black dick for as long as I remember, why can't she be 2d?
>>109758012
now you're making me feel badmaybe just one candy and a movie or two
>>109758342
I can love you as an otouto in a non-sexual way. ;_;
>>109758114
She's my favorite onee-san. Everyone has the right to have their own favorite anon.
>>109758351
We are comparable then. Because I used to do just that. Even better is that she's the one who likes to spoon with me.
>>109758546I wish you could.
>>109759005
I'm sure there's some way to achieve this.
>>109758351
>>109758810
Mine sleeps in my bed when I'm not there and has copped a feel of my back muscles before, but I don't think I'll ever cuddle with her in bed. At least she helps me pick out cloths and music;_;
>>109752655
Majikoi S will never be translated.
If I had an older sister she would be disgusted with me and what a failure I am.
She'd also be married by now.
>>109758810
I can confirm that your onee-san is god-tier then.
>>109759153
My onee-chan and I have never done anything even remotely sexual, but we're deeply connected in a spiritual way.
The only physical intimacy we've had is massages and light cuddling.
>>109759308
You can understand most of it if you learn nip for 8 months to a year
>>109759633
>8 months to a year
I love when people throw around meaningless measures of time.
>>109758273
Is sex not the ultimate expression of love between two people?
>>109760219
Nope.
The ultimate expression of love isholding hands
>>109760219
Between lovers, yes.
Love you have for your adorable otouto and the love you have for your spouse are different types of love.
>>109759891
Meaningless? Practice 1 hour a day for 8 months to a year. is that more meaningful for you?
>>109760343
Are you saying siblings can't become lovers?
>>109760471
That's not what I'm trying to say.
>>109760343
>you will never be a cute onee chan's cute otouto
>>109760545
Then is the answer not to love your sibling like a lover!?
>>109760894
Kiniro calm down plz
>>109760894
I'm saying while you can do that, I'd rather love my otouto like an otouto and not a lover.
>>109760805
Once upon a time I was. But those days are long past.
>>109761002
>not giving your otouto a bj
>>109761117
Why do you have to be so gross...
>>109761161
>not sucking your otouto's throbbing cock until he cums
>>109761468
Why? What's your purpose for being this disgusting?
>>109761468
Well. Time to read some trap doujins and /ss/
>>109761520
>notpatting your otouto in the head and then hugging him and letting him sit on your lap
>>109761555
>>109752355
>yfw we won't see this beauty anymore because of sales
;-;
>>109761468
>Objectifying your otouto
>treating him like a piece of meat instead of your adorable little angel
>>109761520I'd personally like an oneechan to get along with as siblings but I'd probably get extremely angry when she finds a boyfriend or something like that.I don't deserve an oneechan
>Hardly any otouto's in anime
>Mostly imoutos
>>109761555
My onee-san and I are so skinny that even as adults we can fit into the same chair in a movie theater or something.
Sitting on her lap... now that's something I haven't done in a while. I wonder if she'll let me next time I see her?
>>109761658
>otouto's
>'s
>>109761520
maybe I just want to be an otoutomaybe i also want to have a curvy onee chan make love to me
>>109761937
Once again, friendly reminder that this is happening.
>>109761875
Sorry anon.
I wasn't paying attention.
>>109762106
>not oneesan yuri
I'm OUT.
I want a flat chested Onee-san.
>>109762106
i want to fuck red
>>109762570
I wanna fuck blue.
>>109762610
I want to fuckyounot really but I would like to fuck a curvy oneechan ;-;
>tfw all three of your nee-sans are almost twice or more than twice your age (21)
>tfw adopted so no blood relation
>tfw they have kids who are having kids
>tfw one is clinically insane and another in prison
>tfw they don't care about me enough to be in contact
>tfw I will never have a true onee-san
>tfw I'm one of three brothers, middle child
>my onii-san just got a job and moved out, my otouto is going to university, i've just moved back in
>mfw I just want an onee-san who lives at home and walks around in a t-shirt and panties all day
>tfw instead I got brothers and we all bullied each other constantly, but now we've reached a level of not-giving-a-fuck and just being polite to each other
I'm not complaining but I wish I had a platonic woman in my life who would be cute for wanting my D, not insane or shallow
>mfw tumblr corrupted my imooto
>mfw soon tumblr is going to become inaccessible from my router
>>109763529
isn't that a good thing though
>>109758529
>>109758012
Just fuck already.
HO
LEE
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>109749384
>mfw have an onee san who is 8 years older than me
>>109763115
>I just want an onee-san who lives at home and walks around in a t-shirt and panties all day
me too ;_;
>>109763529
My imouto tells me about her blog on tumbler but I've been unable to find it and I don't want to ask her for it.
I found her twitter though.
>>109764124
Let's see it, anon.
What are some characters /a/ wishes they had as older sisters?
>>109764166
She's a SJW I'm too ashamed.
>>109753049
know that all too well anon
>>109764262
also >>109763873
steel king is sexy
Onee-san, onee-chan or onee-sama?
Obviouslyyuri onee-samafor me
>>109764262
Benio.
Always Benio.
>>109764548
I can't disagree with you.
>>109764262
All of the Hebijo Senrans would make good onee-sans
I would want Yomi in particular
>>109764262
I think it'd be a fun experience.
>>109764548
Aneue.
>>109764548
all of them are good
as long as they are sexy
>>109764620
>"Anon, you aren't leaving the table until you eat ALL of the bean sprouts."
>>109764262
I can think of a couple.
>tfw you will never be a girl going to a christian school only to be charmed and dominated by your onee-sama
>>109764262
>>109764759
That would be fun.And sad.
>30 years old
>still want onee-chan
It's too late for me, isn't it?
>>109762149
Perfect.
>>109763115
>>109763873
Sometimes in the early morning my onee-chan walked around like this, but it wasn't really all that arousing.It was kinda cute though.
>>109765031
Find yourself a lonely cougar or milf.
Don't end up in your late 40s, it will be too late to be a young man going for an older woman unless you're into grannies or infantilism play
>>109765105
Did she ever wear a zip hoodie, unzipped down to her cleavage?
Did you ever bury your nose in her buttcrack in the early morning and take a whiff of the cuteness?
>>109765031
>30 years old
>hasn't turned himself into a little girl
>hasn't conjured an onee-chan with dark magicks
Confirmed for impure slut who didn't save himself for wizardom. You don't deserve an onee-chan.
>>109765191
She's never had cleavage.
What she would do, however is wear an unbuttoned raincoat and perch on the edge of her chair to eat breakfast.
>>109764700
>having a lesbian onee-sama
it's like you want her to completely ignore you
>>109765499I also wish I was a girl.
>>109764262
>>109765597
Agreed, Shino would be a wonderful onee-chan.
>>109764262
I'm very sure who I'd be picking as my onee-sama
What are the best onee-san doujins?
>>109754734
nii-san = brother
nee-san = sister
nee-san sounds nothing line nissan. stop fucking up.
>>109765787
>>109749384
When are we actually going to get a non-h anime with the nee-chan as a serious love interest?
>>109766318
pic related
also Yuzuki N's Ane Koi
>>109766664
>harem
instadropped
>>109766837
the first part of it is not a harem, also its animated & subbed
>>109766901
>oneechan not in charge
>insufferable pervert otouto
see, this is shit
don't post shitHonestly now, I hate it when the guy is a fucking insufferable faggot.
>>109758273
W-wasn't that what I said? Like:
>tfw when no oneesan to care for you when you're sick, cheer you up when you're sad, be disappointed and scold you when you do something bad etc.
>>109766664
I loved this h manga
I wish i could caress a cute nee chan and then cover her womb with my genetic material
>>109764262
>>109762106
Are all the girls in this game supposed to be MC's blood-related sisters?
>>109768413
From what i heard yes except for the blonde here>>109768063 is the guys half sister
>>109758053
I know this feeling.;_;
>>109765348
Sounds like your onee-san isflat chest
>>109754002
Anon your onee is a trap, methinks
>>109771354
Can't really call her an onee-san then.
>>109771542
That is justflatout creepy
>>109769214
Yes!! I need some good onee-chan h anime, fela pure was a disappointment.
>>109771744
>fela pure ova
Oh god, don't remind me.
>>109749700
Forget Momoyo, I want Ageha's Kukis.
>>109771354
Your interpretation is correct. There's not an ounce of fat on her body. Her body type is best described as "runner girl".
>>109764262
The one I was born with is enough; I love her more than anyone else
>>109772590
>tfw when no siblings whatsoever
>>109771823
>no scar
>NO SCAR
ARGH
>>109767524
The term "young lover" implies a bit more than that methinks.
>>109773362
Oh, absolutely. I meant that if they really had an oneesan mainly lewd stuff it would be more of a "young lover" role than an otouto one.
I'm gonna do it, /a/.
From today, you'll all be my imoutos and otoutos.I'm gonna buy you all delicious treats on my way home from work.
>>109774720
Can I have an ice cream bar?
>>109774720
That's weird, the heart symbol disappeared.
>>109774811
Sure.
>>109774720
You're not real. Just shoot me.
>>109774918
Anon...
>>109774720
Mods got pretty anal about the blogging last week. You'll probably end up banned before long.
>>109775096
I don't really intend on blogging.
>>109774943
>>109774872
>>109774720
Ganbatte, onee-san.I'll take some hard candy
>>109774943
It's over. Everything is at an end.
>>109774720
I bet this is Smochi attentionwhoring again.
>>109775179
Nice thighs.
>>109775179
What about the treats, anon?
The treats...
>>109775205I miss smoochi
>>109775265
No use anymore. Cancel my Donald Duck subscription and cremate my computer with me.
>>109775384
I'm sorry anon, but I can't let you do that.
>>109775366stop it, she was nice
>>109775557
She was also a shitposter that contributed nothing but blogging.
>>109775557
ill show you something nice *grabs dick*
>>109775602
You forgot your trip.
>>109775438
Why? I'm not even allowed to leave my onee-sanless existence and RIP in peace now?
>>109775599
Maybe she was, but I still liked her.
>>109775731
Yes.
You WILL be my otouto... and like it.
>>109775762
Ok.
>>109775762
>you're not real
Just shoot me. I don't think these emotional scars will heal.
>>109775901
Buzz Killington pls go, I like my new onee-san tripfag
>>109775901
N-No...
>>109764759
>>109764956
Best onee-san.
>>109775179
Wheres the keiki
>>109776023
O-okay.
>>109776041
;-;
>>109776041
Onee chan, denwah
>>109776557
Moshi moshi?
>>109764262
Pic related
>>109776598
I love you
>>109776692
I love you too, little brother, as much as I love all my little brothers equally.
>>109776740
Eeyaaa! onee san is mine! I will not let anyone have her!
Christ almighty, purge this thread.
>>109776740
Is it sad that thing that made my night?
Arigato, nee-san~
>>109774720
No thank you, I already have an older sister
>>109777180captcha: sisterly lishoocu
>>109777180
It's just sad. Not even pitiful.
Just sad. That these people are just so utterly alone, that they have to seek the internet for connection and true feeling. I just want to cry for the people reading this right now who have literally nobody to listen to, or to tell about their dreams, their hopes, and their loves.
Anons reading this, just find someone if you feel lonely. Find the person who you want to come home to.
>>109777332
>no fun allowed
>>109777332
It is pitiful. They're so lonely that they resort to shitposting and RP on an anonymous image board.
>>109777332
>I just want to cry for the people reading this right now who have literally nobody to listen to
Please cry for me Anon. ;-;
>>109777332
I want to come home to lady death.edge aside, I want to die
>>109751073
>Shes actually the initiator in most cases now.
Just like in my chinese porn comics. I'm proud of you anon. Keep at it.
>Still working on that phimosis
For god's sake get it taken care of immediately. You don't want the one time you onee-san is willing to go all the way with you to not happen because of something that could be fixed. Shem might even get weirded out by it and decide it's not worth it.
Ganbare, anon. I know you can do it.
>>109777419
Anon...
>>109751073
That's the good stuff.
Onee-sama thread without Sachiko is sad.
>>109777485
Y-yes? Now what?
>>109776656
My nigga
>>109760805
>tfw cute imouto's nii chan
>>109754242
Based Tomino will deliver, anon-kun. The old man's gonna go out with a bang.
>>109777752
Tomino will make at least three more Gundams before he dies.
>>109777332
Hey fuck you man, I just got off work and I need someone to love.
>>109777778
Ya blew it
>>109774720
But all I need are hugs and head pats
Also, no offense, but I doubt you could compete with my real onee-san
>>109777953
>>109764262
Watching Geass was actually what got me into incest.
>>109764262
The most correct answer.
>>109778060
You too, eh?
You gotta admit though, Nunnally best girl, incest or no.
>>109751604
summer please
>>109764273
Holy fuck are you me? My imouto even monotized her blog and is full SJW.Have you hugged your nee-san/imouto for freedom day?
>>109778311
>monotized her blog
I want to make a fake SJW blog and do this.
>>109760348
1 hour is really low. Try 6-10 hours a day.
>>109778311
My imouto is out of town unfortunately.But I'm taking care of her dog so I'll probably send her a picture of me hugging it, she'll like that.
>>109778014
It's ok, there's no need to be sad, you're still my onee-san and I love you. Just look at Ichika and Tomoya, they have different parents, but that doesn't stop them from loving each other
>>109778497
Ye do it, /a/ convinced me to hug my imouto and it was one of the first times she seemed genuinely happy to see me.
>>109778311
I can't. My onee-san 1,500+ miles away, but that just means I have to hug her extra when I see her again
>>109764262
>>109778477
Generally speaking it's far less effective to study a lot over a short period of time than it is to study a little bit every day. Most experts agree that about a half hour to a full hour is optimum.
>>109764273
>>109778311
>Having a SJW imouto.
Man, I really feel for you guys. That'd be awful. My imouto is a proper christian lady in every thing she does. She'd chop off my dick if I made a move, but at least she'll never become a slut.
Having an older sister sucks. She has aspergers and I never talk to her.
>>109778477
????
>>109779141
You should hug her and tell her you love her, it will improve your relationship
>>109779141
Anon, are you seriously telling me you have an onee-chan who is almost guaranteed to be alone, ridiculed in this world, lonely, and probably even more awkward than you, and you haven’t tapped that yet? What is your major malfunction?
>>109779224
I highly doubt that.
>>109779260
She reminds me of chloe moretz and I hate that woman.
Also she has a BF.
>>109779260
Not everything is about sex anon...
>>109779141
>older sister is a dyke bitch
>younger sister is starting to talk back, yell, cut me off, generally start being a bitch
Fuck sisters
>>109777332
But there is no possibility of anyone like that being near me, /a/non. ;_;
>>109778311
No. She's a half-sister who grew up a thousand miles and 14 years apart from me. She has a husband and kids and while she lives 50 miles away for the moment they'll be moving to Texas in a year.
We're siblings in name but more like very distant relatives/acquaintances in how we act to each other.
I'm going to bed. I hope Onee-san wakes me else I'd rather stay asleep.
>>109779316
Honestly, what do you have to lose? It's not like hugging someone and saying three words takes more than a few minutes. Trust me anon, it's worth it
>>109779334
Are you that guylel who am I kidding, you're probably a womanwho kept sperging out about sexualizing onee-sans earlier in the thread? You do realize that's what everyone's here for right? The sex aspect? It's like monster girls or milf threads. There may be heartwarming stories and fun times, but everyone gets on board for the sex.
>>109779492
Not everyone. ;_;
>>109779260
Sisters are for loving not sexing
captcha: affair crypeor
>>109779492
I don't think you understand how starved for affection I am, anon.
I don't think you understand how much I would give for someone to hug me and show me that he or she cares.
>>109779582
sex is an expression of love, /a/non.
>>109778060
>>109778296
It's been a very long time, but was there incest on that show? I think I'd remember incest if it was mentioned
>>109779600
So you're willing to accept that onee-san tripfag as your onee-san?
>>109779678
No because I can't feel her warmth across the internet.I want someone here, with me.
>>109779750
I can feel the warmth of her kind intentions.
>>109779540
>>109779600
You feel my pain.
>>109754693
>>109749384
>>109754764
>>109753049
You are the young brother, you are the one supposed to change to fit her needs, not the contrary
>TFW had an abusive olderbrother
I wish I had a nice Onee-chan who would comfort me and be kind to me andtenderly dominate me every now and then
>>109779665
Mostly just implied stuff. Lelouch is "very protective" of his little sister, so much so that other people find it creepy in extra materials. It's also a common joke in those same materials. Same with Cornelia and Euphie.
Cornelia gets flustered and starts blushing when Schniziel starts hitting on her. Euphie gets naked around Lelouch. Also like 99% of all Royal family parings in-universe are half-siblings fucking each other.
Loads of incestuously-undertoned official art too. I don't know about the other guy but that's enough to set my imagination racing.
>>109780092
Man, I don't know why people always hate on Geass' charter designs. I could blow my load to this shit alone for the rest of my life and not give a damn.
>>109780092
Well then, I think I found me some research to do today
>>109764262
Finding an onee-san is my new goal. Should probably stop being a hikkineet first though.
>>109780085
I remember you from two weeks ago. Responding to your post got me banned, faggot.
>>109780963
Shit, I'm sorry Anon. I never meant to cause trouble.
>>109780848
I went out of my house in search of love of any kind once. Didn't find it. Onee-chan love is something neither of us will get if we're not born into it, I'm afraid.
There's other reasons for going out though. As long as you don't pay rent you can make lodsemone at just about any job. And as long as you keep talking to people even if it's awkward you can say you actually lived Eva’s message or some shit.
>>109780286
All they are is a bunch of slutty noodles.
>>109781409
Not anon but what the fuck are you talking about?
>>109766901
This was animated? Under what name? Or did you mean Ane Koi?
>>109774943
Onee-san kiss me
>>109781409
>being this pessimistic
>>109780848
>stop being a hikkineet
Impossible ;_;
>>109781802
Not to dampen the already sparkling mood but I'm actually seeing my doctor about that in august...
>>109782080
That's probably a good idea. Should do that too. Hope it works out for you Anon.
>tfw two weird oneechans and one of them constantly sabotages my potential relationships
She tells my love interests about my kinks and they always run away. Sis then comforts me that one day I'll find a girl that will accept me for who I am. Like she does. I hate her for that but every time I tried to talk to her about it, she cried and thought I am terrible little brother.
>>109782600
Assuming you're not lying, which I can't help but think you are, she wants the D
>>109779426
>SJW
>has a husband and kids
wat
>you can pay for waifus, but you can't buy an onee-chan
;_;
>>109782600bz-bzzzt!
K-Kill her...! bzzz-bzzzzzzzzttt!!
>>109782600
Is she at least hot?
>>109783650
She likes dees, but has a boyfriend and doesn't need my D.
>>109784383
Conventionally attractive 3DPD, hotness depends on the amount of make-up on her face.
>>109784135
Responding to the spoilered bit, mate.
>>109784319
Mothchan, pls!
>>109784967
Your sister is a fucking cunt.
>>109785160b-bzzztt! T-There is no s-shame in justice! Bz-Bzzzttt!
I met a girl my age (28) who is a doctor and has a steady job and also watches anime.
She told me to call her (name)-sama and she "bullies" me by calling me "anon-chan" even though she knows it's supposed to be -san or -kun at least.
She's chubby and has c-cups at most and no ass, which means her body is not my type.
Should I continue the -sama route and eventually be her weeaboo slave or try to get real and ask her to be my gf?sorry for blog, I don't have many friends
>>109785522
Kill yourself.
>>109785522
How did you meet her? Are you a doctor as well?
>>109785522
She doesn't sound attractive enough to be bullied by.
>>109785578
I'm a piano teacher so I teach her younger ADD brother.
>>109785522
She's a fucking doctor, marry her and be a pathetic stay at home dad.
Unless you are too
>>109785522
>She's chubby and has c-cups at most and no ass, which means her body is not my type.
> try to get real and ask her to be my gf?
I think you answered yourself there.
>>109785606
thought the same, although with some fashion tips she might look more attractive.
Clothing is a big part for me.
>>109785629
Do you have special feelings for her? If not you shouldn't try to be romantically be involved
>>109785630
but anon, outer beauty is not important, but what's on the inside!turns out It's HARD to think that way
>>109785665
I think you have to have some kind of attraction to the person.
>>109785653
I had a previous 7-year relationship with the only ex I've had.
Fat but E-cups (not full and round, though)
no ass but some hips
beautiful face except for her double-chin.
Whenever we had sex I'd hold her face with my 2 hands to cover her chin, then a beautiful, beautiful girl would emerge.
Too bad she became full feminist by that time and we ended up living 4 hours apart.
I still miss her even though she treated me like shit and hated anime.
>>109785708
I think I became too jaded after the break from >>109785736 to expect lovey-dovey stuff again.
I think this girl is the best I could get, considering at my age, everyone is getting married, pregnant, or leaving their hobbies and start the "maturity spiral" (football, cars, couch politics)
>>109785665
Thats what people make you think with all this fat acceptance bullshit. If shes not your body type at all, then you wont last, or you will, but with continuous suffering and use of self delusions in order to convince yourself of something you know deep inside is not true at all.
>>109768063
When is this coming out?
>>109785836
what you say holds some truth but with me being a deviant in my tastes my chances of finding a girl with a huge rack and a big mind and that likes anime and vidya AND that she's not already taken are almost zero.
that's the dilemma.
I wish harems were legal.
>>109785796
Might work out, give it a try.
Now back /a/, I don't have a nee-san though I enjoy both nee-san and imouto doujins. Life is tough when you age while they stay ageless.
Why do all these girls have huge boobs?
Just because they're older sisters doesn't mean they can't be flat.
>>109785949
Totally agree. I think Majikoi would have been way better if Momoyo was flat. There's so many titty monsters in this character archetype it makes me depressed.
Pic is what Momoyo should have looked like.
>>109757792
I'm almost 30 and sometimes people still ask me if I'm a minor.
>>109751545
Sooner or later you'll be older than those MILFs and Christmas Cakes... You know that, /a/non, right?
>>109785992
You clearly understand nothing of onee-sans. How can you have the warm motherly embrace of a true onee-san against a cold flat board?
Also, if she was flat, she'd have to have a complex about it, and that wouldn't fit her "THE STRONGEST" persona, it would just make her pathetic.
>>109786073
not that guy, but you're fucking wrong.
just because she's flat doesn't mean she's cold.
why would she NEED to have a complex?
and if she did.... it would fit perfectly as someone who has a self esteem issue while maintaining a strong persona
>>109785992
since manga and anime are 99% visual, a lot of tropes are used to represent that "superiority" of older women compared to their possible younger rivals for MC's dick.
A lot of times mangakas draw the oneesan as the one with the bigger bust, or the widest hips because, if she's visually inferior to the younger rival, thenlike a lot of people think IRLolder women are obsolete.Hence neo-feminism
>>109786284
*tips fedora*
>>109786284
Bro I don't give a shit about any of this all I know is flat chested older sisters make my dick rock hard.
>>109765031
it's never too late, anon
just believe
>>109781591
On your cheeks?
>>109786073
I think Momoyo's strong and dominant personality wouldn't even develop a complex about her lackluster bust size in the first place. I'm more inclined to believe that she'd be more assertive about it with the whole "FLAT IS JUSTICE" type behavior.
>>109785609
Fuck the brother to make her jealous. And make him cosplay as Shinji.
>>109785553
Nailed it. I love you anon.
>>109754693
>>109774918
Anon, that's too tasteful of a .gif to be in a place like this...
>>109774720
Onee-chan, where do babies come from?
>>109774720
Hug me in the way that my head burrows between your soft breasts.
>>109787952
When you and your significant other wholeheartedly pray to the full moon, a stork will bring you a cute baby the next day.
>>109788123
I wanna have babies with you, onee-san!
>>109778477
If you can't read and you're incapable of learning new information, sure.
>>109788152
You should find a lovely spouse to do that with, otouto-san. You're not supposed to have babies with onee-sans.
>>109788071
That doesn't sound comfortable for either parties involved, anon.
>>109764262
>>109788190
Why I can't have babies with onee-san?
>>109785947
>Life is tough when you age while they stay ageless.
It's not a nice realisation when you notice that you used to fantasize about girls older than you and you now fantasize about girls younger than you, and the girls are still the same age.
>>109788242
It's against the rules.
You don't wanna break the rules, right? You're a good person, right?
>>109788275
Who made these rules?
>>109788324
Kami-sama.
>>109788342
>>109788342
It's okay anon, you'll find a lovely spouse one day.
>>109788342
What if I do it against kami-sama's and your will?
>>109788427
Then you'd be a bad person, anon...
>>109788431
I can't hold it.
>>109788480
You'll break onee-san's heart if you become a bad person.
>>109788491
Something is going to break anyway.
>>109788491
That's not the only thing he'll break.
>>109764548
Aneki.
>>109788545
>>109788546
Being lewd is forbidden.
>>109788427
Not a problem, Demonbane approved of it.
>>109788614
Its because you make me feel like this, onee-chan.
>>109788597
>>109788342
An unjust god like that who would deny us the purest kind of love needs to be destroyed.
>>109788647
>>109788676
Kinshi.
>>109774720
Can I rest my head on your lap?
>>109774720
Give me a hug and tell me everything will be alright.
>>109788691
Then I'll fight God and change the unjust system.
Just wait for me onee-chan. I'm going to become stronger and change the world so I can marry Big Sis!
>>109771542
sauce?
>>109788614
It's not lewd for you to get the boymilk out right?
It's not lewd for you to feed me from your chest whilst I lay my head on your lap and you stroke my hair?
It's not lewd to bathe together and for you to wash all of me with your body?
It's not lewd to sleep together in naughty lingerie?
>>109791675
And we just pitched a show or novel, someone get on that.
>>109791803
>It's not lewd to bathe together and for you to wash all of me with your body?
It's not, we bathe and shower together to save water.
>>109751851
That show was good mate.
>>109764262
>>109754998
drop my pants, what else?
>>109788491
>An Onee-san is responsible for making her otouto feel a certain magical way
>Won't even take responsibility
>>109791675
ok, let's pick a company and a head writer for this.
>>109785665
>but anon, outer beauty is not important, but what's on the inside!
I tried that shit once, turns out ugly people are just as ugly on the inside too
>>109791675
A-Anon, you're going to get hurt.
>>109785522
>single mom
>not even attractive
Depends, do you want to make your life even more miserable?
I personally would rather die a virgin.
>>109788190
>otouto-san
Who the fuck uses "san" when referring to their younger siblings?
>>109796082
If it's for my dear onee-san, then I gladly would face all the evils of the world.
>>109754998
>pants
I assume you're referring to trousers, leggings or whatever. Pants to me are what you'd call underwear.
Regardless of how lewder it sounds for me, I'd still say no to all 3 of my older sisters.my older brother is gay and I'd say no to him too
>>109797512
Anon. ;_;
I think the most tragic ending to this concept is that when the MC does get powerful enough to defeat Kami-sama and change the rules, his worst enemy will be the Onee-san herself who wants a platonic relationship with her otouto and nothing more...
>>109797721
>Being a boy
>Wearing leggings
Do you wear skirts too?I wish England didn't use pants and knickers, panties is such a better word
>>109797909yes
>>109797790
Making her brother fall in love with her and then rejecting him like that. What a cruel world.
>>109798261
This can't be 100% Onee-san's fault...
The otouto wasn't supposed to become stronger than Kami-sama. ;_;
>>109798312
>This can't be 100% Onee-san's fault...
Of course not.
It's the fault of the otouto for being such a worthless man that even his own onee-san can't love him.
>>109798008
Do you share with your onii-chans?
>>109781452
Kimura draws some sexy slutty noodles, so it's your loss
I want onee-chan to rape me.but then it wouldn't be a rape
>tfw no nee-san
>>109798387
He supposedly becomes stronger than Kami-sama, is he still worthless?
>>109799569
What use is all that power if he can't even win the heart of the woman he loves.
>>109799315
Sad Panda tags taught me consensual rape is called forced sex
>N-no nee-chan s-stop~
>wanting to actually fuck your onee-san
I mean that's cool in fantasy and comics, but that's just wrong in real life. An onee-san is meant to love and take care of you.
>>109779316
Trust me this works 100%
Hug her, when she gets offended go like.
"I had a dream and you died in it, it made me realize how much I love you sis"
This shit does wonders.
>>109800210
I think that's the ideal relationship between siblings.
What are some pleasant works with onee-sans or onee-san-ish characters? I read Ane Doki but that's about it...
>>109753247
>>109753334
>>109753509
>That old guy
That guy goes to mychurch.
I said hi once but he does stand out a lot..!
>>109800210
Since I am a weak person, if I had an onee-san who treated me with love and kindness, I would inevitably fall in love with her.
>>109800210
I'd rather an onee-chan to leave bruises and pull my hair
>>109800634
Be strong, otouto.
Be strong.
>your onee-san will never get a good career job and let you live with her while paying with your neetbucks
>your onee-san will never not look down on you for liking anime even though she got you into it
>tfw my onee-san threw away 3000 dollars worth of manga when she went to college and stopped talking to me
I just want to be best friends again
>>109800748
I'd have to be, to deal with the fact my onee-san will never love me the way I love her.
Being near her would be both joy and suffering.
>>109800748
nee-chan
gimme a hug please
>>109801348
>>109749384
>Onee-san browses /a/
>mfw she makes the "hug your onee-san" threads
>>109800323
Ideal one would have loving and tender sex.
>>109801569
That's gross, anon.
>>109801592
No it's not, it's the purest kind of love.
>>109801592
Onee-san ;_;
>>109801592
What is gross about having person you love, and wanting to make them feel good?
I promise you will like it.
>>109799645
This is very a sad thread.
Also what's with this onee-san fag promising to be our onee-san and then refusing sex?
>>109801430
yay onee chan hugs
can onee chan give me a kiss on the cheek too?
Onee-chan! Snake bite me on the dick. Please suck the poison out!
>>109800461
Please respond!
>>109801822
>>109800583
>going to church
>>109801725
I'm waiting for the reactions when onee-san says she found someone she wants anons to meet and ntrs all otoutos
>>109802411
nee chan watch anime with me!
>>109802567
That probably won't happen. ;_;
>>109802667
Which anime?
>>109802411
Can I sit on your lap while we play video games?
>>109802530
Problem?
>>109802696
whichever you want to watch
we could cuddle on the couch under a big fluffy blanket
>>109802882
That might be difficult, Onee-san only plays PC games.
>>109803068
what games does nee san play?
>>109803593
Some awful MOBA games and Civ 5.
We should steer the thread toward Onee-san discussions, dear otouto. I don't want to derail this thread with personal conversations.
>>109803684
>Playing ASSFAGGOTS
You should be ashamed off yourself
>>109749384
>>109803684
As if this thread wasn't already off-topic with the blog shit.
>>109803796
What is ASSFAGGOTS?
>>109804154
Don't reply, he's from /v/
For a thread almost at bump limit about a highly sexualized character archetype, there sure are few exhentai links.
>>109804240
Honestly, I'd be more interested in a non-sexual onee-san + otouto manga series.
I can't help but wonder if there's some obscure series that I overlooked.
>>109804154
The proper abbreviation
>>109804212
Yeah because only /v/ plays videogames
>>109804494
I feel you. That kind of love is the love I know better than any other kind.
There's all sorts of romantic anime and manga, but ones which put their focus on familial love between an Onee-san and an otouto are few and far between.
>>109804154
>what is assfaggots
onee chan are you really an onii san?
because my perfect onee chan should know what ASSFAGGOTS is
>>109804944
I don't visit /v/ so I'm not entirely sure. ;_;
>>109804939
I'd even settle for a series with the two of them fighting a lot, and then making up afterwards.
>>109799569
If Outouto is Stronger than God, than can't he use his newly acquired God powers to make his Onee-san love him by force?
>>109805149
But would the otouto be okay with the false love he imposed?
>>109805149
>Feeling-raping your beloved one.
Read what you're saying for a second.
>>109805083
>onee san is likely a fat neckbeard who doesn't know ASSFAGGOTS
I-I'm confused
O-onee chan is a pretty girl r-right?
just like in my chinese cartoons right?
>>109805083
>Aeon of Strife Styled Fortress Assault Game Going On Two Sides
/v/ didn't invent assfaggots as an abbreviation
>/v/, the /a/ the boogeyman
>>109803868
W-what are we doing in underground parking lot, nee-chan?
>>109805199
>>109805217
OK then, what if he instead made a clone of his Onee-san.
The original of platonic love, and the clone for romantic love.
>>109805243
Oh, I see. Thanks for the insight.
>>109805240
I'm not a fat neckbeard, I'm not that pretty. I'm sorry, anon. ;_;
>>109749384
source?
>>109805345
Get fucked, cunt.
>>109771542
My god, source?
>>109803868
>you will never have a sexy big boobie onee chan
>she will never bring you to secluded spots and tell you to unzip your pants
>she will never compliment you on how 'big' you've grown
>she will never give you a love filled bj against your will
>you will never shout "n-nee san p-please stop!" as you cum a huge load in her mouth
>she will never give you a big smile as she swallows your load and tells you it was delicious
>>109805392
uh oh
>Only have Step Onee-chan
>Smokes weed, used to be into a lot of harder shit (probably still is)
>Her childhood friend went to prison for having 3lbs of meth in his house
>Looks like a man
>Not very bright
>Shaves her head sometimes
>Shit taste in everything
I just want a cool Onee-chan to gently tease and love me.
>>109805333
are you at least a girl nee chan?
>>109805470Yes.
>>109805487are you at least somewhat cute?
>>109803868
>empty eyes
>in the basement
Oh dear.
>>109805487
>>109805567Things are looking grim for you, anon.
>>109805590I can't tell girls are usually really hard on themselves. you could be cute and not even know itwhat about you makes you not cute?
>>109805467
>Also only have a step-onee-chan
>When I was little, she used to buy me loads of Pokemon merch on birthdays and at christmas
>My mum hated my dad's first family
>Constantly trying to get me off Pokemon
>Eventually sells all my Pokemon shit without asking me, probably only because my step-sister bought them
>Step-sister now married to a millionaire
>I wanted to go to the wedding but okaa-san prevented me by refusing to let my dad pick me up and take me
>>109805729
Let's not turn this into a /soc/ thread.
>>109805467
Smoking weed isn't exactly a downside if you weren't too much of a straight edge faggot to join her.
>>109805467
Hey man
I joined my sister with smoking weed and good results followed.
>>109805861
It's not that she just smokes weed, I don't give a shit about that. She's a stoner. She's embedded in stoner "culture".
If you can't see how that makes somebody irritating you're probably one of those cunts as well and should probably kill yourself.
>straight edge faggot
Sounds like you are. Only fucking idiots get upset about this shit like that.
Also the harder drugs are a big deal. That stuff I'm directly opposed to.
>>109806113
>It's not that she just smokes weed, I don't give a shit about that.
>specifically mentions it alongside all the other bad things
Okay.
>>109806184
I think his nee-san being into the stoner culture was a relevant tidbit, not so much the weed itself.
>>109806184
I specifically mentioned it because it speaks as to what type of person she is. Did you not read the part about "stoner culture".
You can be a normal fucking person and smoke weed. I know more than enough people that do. How can you not see what I'm trying to say, Anon?
>>109806113
Ohh. She's that kind if person. I'm going to assume that she says she not addicted to weed and she wants it legalized because she says its good for you and has no downsides
>>109806290
A-Anon I think you should calm down, would you like me to buy you sweets?
>>109806346
Yes. Also pat me on the head please.
>>109806290
Is she still doing hard drugs? Serious stoners tend to dissociate themselves from other drugs, in my experience
What is wrong with siblings have loving sex? Or sometimes sex they don't know is loving until middle of the act.
>>109806406
I don't know how to convey both with a single image, so you can have this.
>>109806236
Which he didn't mention in the original post.
>>109805805
;_;
I just wanted to watch anime with nee chan irl
>>109806496
My hair's getting a little long, could you comb it for me?Nee-sans who groom their otouto/imouto are cute too
>>109806642
I've streamed anime on one of those streaming sites so I could watch it with other people before, perhaps we could do the same.
>>109806641
Based on everything else he mentioned about her, I thought it was implied and deduced accordingly. But yes, there was a bit of vagueness and incertitude with how he phrased it.
>>109806722
I'm going to mess with it first, like putting hairpins on it and giving you pigtails.
>>109806496
Thank you, Nee-san.
>>109806448
She goes back and forth. Started when she was in middle school because she went to a real bad one where that kind of stuff was everywhere. I've not talked with her in a while so I don't know how she's doing at the moment.
Don't get me wrong, I might sound like I hate her but I really don't. I love her and want her to be happy. She can think we didn't land on the moon and that Bush did 9/11 all she wants. I just wish she was a cute 2D nee-san instead, or at least had good taste in things so we could enjoy stuff together.
>>109806641
Please go.
>tfw have onee-chan but she moved out of home so early that it feels like you never had one
Could explain this complex?
>>109806784
>smokes weed = being into stoner culture
How is this a logical deduction at all? Especially considering >>109806448
>>109806847
What I've learned is that if you meet her once again you guys are going to have sex.
>>109806847
>but she moved out of home so early that it feels like you never had one
That's the reason.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westermarck_effect
>>109806865
>used to be into harder shit
>shaves her head
Anon, can you tell me what 2 plus 2 is?
>>109806986
Wow, way to not read my post or the one it quoted at all.
>>109807018
It is a logical deduction, you retard.
>Desperately want an older/dominant woman figure in my life who can cook, clean and be stronk
>Only younger women are interested in me and always want me to be strong/dominant, don't know how to look after a household and have no real strengths in hobbies or career
My dream is to be a kept man and looked after my a stronger woman
>>109807059
No, it's not.
>>109806944
She is married.
>>109807128
And? It's not NTR if it's incest
>>109807099
Yes, it is.
>>109806865
In order for that to be impossible to deduce, the claims made by >>109806448 must apply to every single single person that's into the stoner culture. Obviously that's not the case, there's a clear logical disjunction between "serious stoners that hate drug abusers" and "serious stoners that are drug abusers." both of which are realistic and likely phenomenons.
The personality profile that he described meets the criteria for one of the two aforementioned criteria, so the rest of the deduction followed accordingly.
Basically, the statement "every single person that's into the stoner culture absolutely detest drug abusers" must be a true statement in order for the incoherency to exist.
>>109807061
Be rich, strong women will take care and protect their piggy bank.
>tfw no onee-san to platonically snuggle with
>>109807157
Anon I thought we got you those sweets to calm you down. ;_;
>>109807154
I can claim back what is rightfully mine?
>>109807236
That guy arguing is not me, though.
I'm fine, but I don't understand what is being argued about.
>>109807284
Yes, she is your sister. That's a blood tie some husband fag will never have
>>109807324
Oh.
>>109807061
Nee-san, what should I do about this?
I can be strong for a woman if it calls for it, but I want someone equally strongminded
Onee-san, are you short or tall onee-san. This is important.
>>109807400
I don't know, otouto. Nee-san isn't that well versed in romantic relationships either.
>>109807429
Probably taller than most of you.
>>109807166
Why can't he be a boytoy of a stronk womyn who is also a rich businesswoman?
>>109807324
>I-it's his fault, I'm not a retard!
Your original post was intentionally vague. Accept that.
>>109806865
Latter guy, I didn't go into it but I suspected she got into stone culture since hard drugs seemed to be past tense, as a crutch or a way to dissuade her, most stoners have experimented and have horror stories of other stuff and they typically exclude people who get into harder stuff, the distinction is between natural man-made, probably because they fuck up the weed is good for you image they all try to promote
>>109807159
Almost everyone who's tried drugs starts with weed, typically after years of propaganda and horror stories and realizing it's no big deal, the stupid and reckless tend to become enamored with it and end up becoming stoners, the bob marley smoke every day types
See as anons sister was a hard drug user it's safe to say she smokes every day and more likely a stoner because of it, especially when she stops smoking
The reality is serious stoners that are drug abusers aren't really stoners, they are poly-drug users and as such don't subscribe to any particular culture exclusively
>>109807477
Then he would have to be less desperate and more attractive.
>>109807548
No need to be this petty, anon. Lay down next to the anon you're talking to and I'll rub both of your tummies. ;_;
>>109807598
I am attractive. I'm often told I look like DiCaprio. I just don't know where to find strong-minded women. I only tend to meet younger, slightly less motherly, and vapid women.
>>109807670
good one
>>109807670
Young girls like dicaprio. You must be a bit raggy to attract older women.
>>109807548
What was there to even be upset about? Why didn't you let it go?
>>109807717
>tfw not lying but realize I am blogging
dammit
>>109807766
Welcome to /a/.
>>109807757
But I want to look like baby-faced Leo in Titanic. Then I can feel like an otouto to the older woman
>>109807757
This is probably true. Women in their 30s would most likely find someone like Viggo Mortensen more attractive.
>>109807767
>tfw you're still doing even while trying make up for your faggotry
>>109807828
Well the threads about to fall off.
Nice meeting you, tripfag-Onee-san
>>109807889
Toodles, until next time.
>>109807889
Thank Christ it's over.
>>109807907
Till next oneesan thread.