>momoyo will never comfort you in your time of despair
But we would need to agree on a new picture first.
Besides, this one is tradition.
Anon who drank and smoked some weed with his onee-san here. Still working on that phimosis, still making advances on my sister. Shes actually the initiator in most cases now. I didn't know how to just bring up making out with her, so instead while she was trying wrestle with me as usual she just goes in and makes out with me. She hasn't said anything about sex yet but she has ran her hands up and down my boner with my pants on. Everything's looking good.
Nome of this would have ever happened without /a/s encouragements.
>always liked Onee-san characters
>will be older than Onee-san's age in about a month
How do you deal with such despair, /a/? Why live, when we meatbags age and 2D oneesans stay ageless, so much so that we grow older than them and they no longer are out onee-sans?
I passed that point a while ago. I'm well into MILF/Christmas Cake territory now. My love of onee-sans will never die though.
I just want a cute oneesan to cuddle with and to play wrestling with
and maybe love tenderly in the missionary position while holding hands at night.
>tfw my oneechan is a filthy bitch
>you will never have a kind oneechan
I'm by the zoo, right beside the rouge valley. Come for magical adventures anon.
I hate that one guy who always is by Eaton's and yells that damn religious shit. You know the guy I'm talking about. The old one. Guys crazy I tell you. He's always there.
Weather looks like shit today, plus it rained. Maybe this weekend.
>That old guy
The one that randomly screams JESUS and hands pamphlets? I swear he's been there for over a decade now.
>I like you. Come over to my house and hug my sister.
>No adorable otouto-anon to spoil.
Why even live.
>both my older sisters failed miserably in life
>i'm the one who is expected to succeed
>doing fuck all in college
i just want a lap pillow and some head pats to soothe me. sage for blogshit.
No, it IS my nee-san. And she is beautiful; just look at those curves, that sleek, tight body. I ride her all the time and she loves to do it fast and furious. She's got less junk in the trunk than most, the best airbags you can imagine and I can really turn her on with very little effort.
You will never understand what true love is until you've been in the driver's seat with your Nee-san. Good luck trying to shift your girlfriend into high gear like this.
any cute fem/a/nons willing to be my new oneechan
I lost my real one a long time ago ;_;
shes such a fucking bitch now holy shit
Your oneechan walks in right now wearing this and commands you to drop your pants.
I do exactly as I'm told. Also that filename is completely accurate.
Since maybe two years ago. Have you never read about #/a/toronto's escapades?
>have an older sister
>only two years older
>doesn't act like a nee-san at all
>instead is a slutty whore who had dozens of other men inside her
I hate it, why can't 3D do things right for once?
I tell her to fuck off
We get in an argument, and then I pin her against the wall and fuck her so roughly the neighbors call the cops.
Then I wake up and try not to cry.
I'm starting to suspect he's right.
Most of these anons only care about getting their nono-spots wet. I'd be terrified if I had an otouto that just wanted to have sex and nothing more.
My sister introduced me to anime too
Only I grew out of that shounen shit when I started browsing /a/
That sounds nice but I really dont want to get fat. Im skinny an cute and I would like to stay that way in case a qt wants my bishounen D
>I can't even spoil a fake otouto
Mine has a DFC, is super skinny and has soft features.
Your Onee-chans can only be comparable to mine if you used to
play in the bathtub with herand sleep in her bed with her
>your nee-san will never stop beating the shit out of you
now you're making me feel bad
maybe just one candy and a movie or two
She's my favorite onee-san. Everyone has the right to have their own favorite anon.
We are comparable then. Because I used to do just that. Even better is that she's the one who likes to spoon with me.
Mine sleeps in my bed when I'm not there and has copped a feel of my back muscles before, but I don't think I'll ever cuddle with her in bed. At least she helps me pick out cloths and music
I can confirm that your onee-san is god-tier then.
My onee-chan and I have never done anything even remotely sexual, but we're deeply connected in a spiritual way.
The only physical intimacy we've had is massages and light cuddling.
Is sex not the ultimate expression of love between two people?
Are you saying siblings can't become lovers?
>you will never be a cute onee chan's cute otouto
Then is the answer not to love your sibling like a lover!?
I'm saying while you can do that, I'd rather love my otouto like an otouto and not a lover.
Why? What's your purpose for being this disgusting?
>yfw we won't see this beauty anymore because of sales
I'd personally like an oneechan to get along with as siblings but I'd probably get extremely angry when she finds a boyfriend or something like that. I don't deserve an oneechan
My onee-san and I are so skinny that even as adults we can fit into the same chair in a movie theater or something.
Sitting on her lap... now that's something I haven't done in a while. I wonder if she'll let me next time I see her?
Once again, friendly reminder that this is happening.
I wasn't paying attention.
>tfw all three of your nee-sans are almost twice or more than twice your age (21)
>tfw adopted so no blood relation
>tfw they have kids who are having kids
>tfw one is clinically insane and another in prison
>tfw they don't care about me enough to be in contact
>tfw I will never have a true onee-san
>tfw I'm one of three brothers, middle child
>my onii-san just got a job and moved out, my otouto is going to university, i've just moved back in
>mfw I just want an onee-san who lives at home and walks around in a t-shirt and panties all day
>tfw instead I got brothers and we all bullied each other constantly, but now we've reached a level of not-giving-a-fuck and just being polite to each other
I'm not complaining but I wish I had a platonic woman in my life who would be cute for wanting my D, not insane or shallow
>mfw tumblr corrupted my imooto
>mfw soon tumblr is going to become inaccessible from my router
>mfw have an onee san who is 8 years older than me
>I just want an onee-san who lives at home and walks around in a t-shirt and panties all day
me too ;_;
What are some characters /a/ wishes they had as older sisters?
steel king is sexy
Find yourself a lonely cougar or milf.
Don't end up in your late 40s, it will be too late to be a young man going for an older woman unless you're into grannies or infantilism play
>30 years old
>hasn't turned himself into a little girl
>hasn't conjured an onee-chan with dark magicks
Confirmed for impure slut who didn't save himself for wizardom. You don't deserve an onee-chan.
I'm very sure who I'd be picking as my onee-sama
W-wasn't that what I said? Like:
>tfw when no oneesan to care for you when you're sick, cheer you up when you're sad, be disappointed and scold you when you do something bad etc.
Can't really call her an onee-san then.
>fela pure ova
Oh god, don't remind me.
Forget Momoyo, I want Ageha's Kukis.
It's over. Everything is at an end.
No use anymore. Cancel my Donald Duck subscription and cremate my computer with me.
Why? I'm not even allowed to leave my onee-sanless existence and RIP in peace now?
>you're not real
Just shoot me. I don't think these emotional scars will heal.
It's just sad. Not even pitiful.
Just sad. That these people are just so utterly alone, that they have to seek the internet for connection and true feeling. I just want to cry for the people reading this right now who have literally nobody to listen to, or to tell about their dreams, their hopes, and their loves.
Anons reading this, just find someone if you feel lonely. Find the person who you want to come home to.
>I just want to cry for the people reading this right now who have literally nobody to listen to
Please cry for me Anon. ;-;
I want to come home to lady death.
edge aside, I want to die
>Shes actually the initiator in most cases now.
Just like in my chinese porn comics. I'm proud of you anon. Keep at it.
>Still working on that phimosis
For god's sake get it taken care of immediately. You don't want the one time you onee-san is willing to go all the way with you to not happen because of something that could be fixed. Shem might even get weirded out by it and decide it's not worth it.
Ganbare, anon. I know you can do it.
Based Tomino will deliver, anon-kun. The old man's gonna go out with a bang.
Watching Geass was actually what got me into incest.
You too, eh?
You gotta admit though, Nunnally best girl, incest or no.
It's ok, there's no need to be sad, you're still my onee-san and I love you. Just look at Ichika and Tomoya, they have different parents, but that doesn't stop them from loving each other
Generally speaking it's far less effective to study a lot over a short period of time than it is to study a little bit every day. Most experts agree that about a half hour to a full hour is optimum.
>Having a SJW imouto.
Man, I really feel for you guys. That'd be awful. My imouto is a proper christian lady in every thing she does. She'd chop off my dick if I made a move, but at least she'll never become a slut.
Anon, are you seriously telling me you have an onee-chan who is almost guaranteed to be alone, ridiculed in this world, lonely, and probably even more awkward than you, and you haven’t tapped that yet? What is your major malfunction?
No. She's a half-sister who grew up a thousand miles and 14 years apart from me. She has a husband and kids and while she lives 50 miles away for the moment they'll be moving to Texas in a year.
We're siblings in name but more like very distant relatives/acquaintances in how we act to each other.
I'm going to bed. I hope Onee-san wakes me else I'd rather stay asleep.
Are you that guy
lel who am I kidding, you're probably a womanwho kept sperging out about sexualizing onee-sans earlier in the thread? You do realize that's what everyone's here for right? The sex aspect? It's like monster girls or milf threads. There may be heartwarming stories and fun times, but everyone gets on board for the sex.
Mostly just implied stuff. Lelouch is "very protective" of his little sister, so much so that other people find it creepy in extra materials. It's also a common joke in those same materials. Same with Cornelia and Euphie.
Cornelia gets flustered and starts blushing when Schniziel starts hitting on her. Euphie gets naked around Lelouch. Also like 99% of all Royal family parings in-universe are half-siblings fucking each other.
Loads of incestuously-undertoned official art too. I don't know about the other guy but that's enough to set my imagination racing.
Man, I don't know why people always hate on Geass' charter designs. I could blow my load to this shit alone for the rest of my life and not give a damn.
Shit, I'm sorry Anon. I never meant to cause trouble.
I went out of my house in search of love of any kind once. Didn't find it. Onee-chan love is something neither of us will get if we're not born into it, I'm afraid.
There's other reasons for going out though. As long as you don't pay rent you can make lodsemone at just about any job. And as long as you keep talking to people even if it's awkward you can say you actually lived Eva’s message or some shit.
>stop being a hikkineet
>tfw two weird oneechans and one of them constantly sabotages my potential relationships
She tells my love interests about my kinks and they always run away. Sis then comforts me that one day I'll find a girl that will accept me for who I am. Like she does. I hate her for that but every time I tried to talk to her about it, she cried and thought I am terrible little brother.
Assuming you're not lying, which I can't help but think you are, she wants the D
K-Kill her...! bzzz-bzzzzzzzzttt!!
b-bzzztt! T-There is no s-shame in justice! Bz-Bzzzttt!
I met a girl my age (28) who is a doctor and has a steady job and also watches anime.
She told me to call her (name)-sama and she "bullies" me by calling me "anon-chan" even though she knows it's supposed to be -san or -kun at least.
She's chubby and has c-cups at most and no ass, which means her body is not my type.
Should I continue the -sama route and eventually be her weeaboo slave or try to get real and ask her to be my gf?
sorry for blog, I don't have many friends
but anon, outer beauty is not important, but what's on the inside!
turns out It's HARD to think that way
I had a previous 7-year relationship with the only ex I've had.
Fat but E-cups (not full and round, though)
no ass but some hips
beautiful face except for her double-chin.
Whenever we had sex I'd hold her face with my 2 hands to cover her chin, then a beautiful, beautiful girl would emerge.
Too bad she became full feminist by that time and we ended up living 4 hours apart.
I still miss her even though she treated me like shit and hated anime.
I think I became too jaded after the break from >>109785736 to expect lovey-dovey stuff again.
I think this girl is the best I could get, considering at my age, everyone is getting married, pregnant, or leaving their hobbies and start the "maturity spiral" (football, cars, couch politics)
Thats what people make you think with all this fat acceptance bullshit. If shes not your body type at all, then you wont last, or you will, but with continuous suffering and use of self delusions in order to convince yourself of something you know deep inside is not true at all.
what you say holds some truth but with me being a deviant in my tastes my chances of finding a girl with a huge rack and a big mind and that likes anime and vidya AND that she's not already taken are almost zero.
that's the dilemma.
I wish harems were legal.
Totally agree. I think Majikoi would have been way better if Momoyo was flat. There's so many titty monsters in this character archetype it makes me depressed.
Pic is what Momoyo should have looked like.
You clearly understand nothing of onee-sans. How can you have the warm motherly embrace of a true onee-san against a cold flat board?
Also, if she was flat, she'd have to have a complex about it, and that wouldn't fit her "THE STRONGEST" persona, it would just make her pathetic.
not that guy, but you're fucking wrong.
just because she's flat doesn't mean she's cold.
why would she NEED to have a complex?
and if she did.... it would fit perfectly as someone who has a self esteem issue while maintaining a strong persona
since manga and anime are 99% visual, a lot of tropes are used to represent that "superiority" of older women compared to their possible younger rivals for MC's dick.
A lot of times mangakas draw the oneesan as the one with the bigger bust, or the widest hips because, if she's visually inferior to the younger rival, then
like a lot of people think IRLolder women are obsolete. Hence neo-feminism
On your cheeks?
I think Momoyo's strong and dominant personality wouldn't even develop a complex about her lackluster bust size in the first place. I'm more inclined to believe that she'd be more assertive about it with the whole "FLAT IS JUSTICE" type behavior.
Fuck the brother to make her jealous. And make him cosplay as Shinji.
When you and your significant other wholeheartedly pray to the full moon, a stork will bring you a cute baby the next day.
If you can't read and you're incapable of learning new information, sure.
You should find a lovely spouse to do that with, otouto-san. You're not supposed to have babies with onee-sans.
That doesn't sound comfortable for either parties involved, anon.
>Life is tough when you age while they stay ageless.
It's not a nice realisation when you notice that you used to fantasize about girls older than you and you now fantasize about girls younger than you, and the girls are still the same age.
It's not lewd for you to get the boymilk out right?
It's not lewd for you to feed me from your chest whilst I lay my head on your lap and you stroke my hair?
It's not lewd to bathe together and for you to wash all of me with your body?
It's not lewd to sleep together in naughty lingerie?
>An Onee-san is responsible for making her otouto feel a certain magical way
>Won't even take responsibility
>but anon, outer beauty is not important, but what's on the inside!
I tried that shit once, turns out ugly people are just as ugly on the inside too
A-Anon, you're going to get hurt.
>not even attractive
Depends, do you want to make your life even more miserable?
I personally would rather die a virgin.
I assume you're referring to trousers, leggings or whatever. Pants to me are what you'd call underwear.
Regardless of how lewder it sounds for me, I'd still say no to all 3 of my older sisters.
my older brother is gay and I'd say no to him too