Talk about a poor reception.
nah unlike you all she has friends and stuff
she'd moved there for a bit and it was spring break so i was like "hell yeah free trip"
spent 200 on food though, do not ever trust anything called bread pudding
Mine had a birthday less than 2 weeks ago and by the end of the day my arms were completely burned out from constantly squeezing her evey chance I got
For the record, those are in no way 'torpedo tits'. If you want to know what torpedo tits are, go watch something from the 60s. Like classic Star Trek. Or try an Austin Powers movie. Or a Madonna concert in the late 80s.
Those are more round than her head.
Reconguista in G this fall.
The ultimate older sister anime that will end all imouto anime.
If you could pick any character to be your nee-san, who would it be?
>imoutofags shitting up a neesan thread
The sloppy needy ones are the best.
They remind me of my own
Neesans are pretty great.
I got a boner from hugging mine once. She didn't seem to notice though.
I would want Yui as my neesan.
I shall place my trust in Tomino. The Tomino who said he would end the trend of little sisters, setting forth the trend of older sisters by making the ultimate older sister anime.
I've never been very interested in mom-son stuff, and I have a great relationship with my mom.
Sister-brother stuff is fine, and I don't have a sister.
Everyone's different, I guess.
Your v pleads have reached Kosuna and he and his partner has decided to co-work on Miyako's route, and are determined to finish it
Miyako route arrival rough estimate: early to mid July of 2014. Agave route arrival: sometime after Miyako.
never knew my mum but find mother incest disgusting
4 older sisters and sibling incest makes me rock hard
wouldn't ever fuck my sisters though, the idea of actually doing it makes me ill. just good fap material
Onee-san thread but not Chifuy? thats criminal
oh bullshit, nowhere near as much as imouto only faggots do in oneesan threads.
i'm a non-discriminating general siscon, imouto threads are far less shitposted in. It's usually plain DFC haters in those.
Onee-chan ga Kita helped teach me that blood relations aren't the important part; it's the love in their heart that counts.
>you will never have blue-chan as your onee chan
>you will never have a good onee chan ever
could a kind fem/a/non please be my curvy onee chan I'll be your cute little brother I promise
I don't see what's wrong with that.
beaten as a childor brutally rapedor watched naruto?
No, I had a fairly normal upbringing, if anything my parents were above average. It's just that they're kind of naggy and annoying, but nee-san is always helpful and loving
I also [spolier] never watched DBZ until I was 17 [/spoiler]
I don't know who was present here for an onee-san thread we had a couple days ago, but I promised to deliver the results of smoking some weed and drinking some booze with my onee-san.
Well I did it, we smoked and drank. She had way more of each than I did though. I had an okay buzz going on. So anyhow, she luckily is in her pushy wrestling moods, just as I had hoped she would be in.
We went back into our house from the garage and went to the basement because she wanted to watch napoleon dynamite or some shit. We watched like the first 10 minutes, but our attention spans were both pretty thin at that point, and that's when she started to try to wrestle with me as usual.
All was generally going according to plan so I did what an anon suggested, and I grabbed her ass while she was trying to hold me down. At this point the high was starting to leave and I wasn't even too drunk, but I think she was both still.
Anyways, she immediately stopped wrestling me while she was on top of me and just looked me in the eyes. I swear to god it felt like I was going to die. Instead she fucking went in and kissed me on the lips. I don't think it was very long, but we made out for a couple of minutes, I was fucking rock hard and I'm certain she could feel it.
I guess I fucked up though. I started sliding my hand on her inner thigh and she stopped.
At this point she said something along the lines of that we shouldn't go further than just kissing at the moment. I told her okay. She got off me and we just kind of talked for a bit, about what we were doing. I'm honestly surprised she could talk relatively well while still drunk, or I assume she was still drunk.
So we sobered up and just kinda hung out after that. She wanted to show me Chaika, and I was planning on watching it anyways. So we marathoned it.
That's pretty much the end of it. Thank god too though. If she had actually let me go any further I wouldn't have been able to have sex anyways. I have fucking phimosis, so I have to get that sorted out first.
Forgive me for any grammatical errors or spelling mistakes, I'm on my phone.
>I have fucking phimosis
Please tell me about a series about Onee-sans that isn't Onee-sa ga Kita!
>You'll never have a oppai onee san comfort you.
Why must I feel this pain.
>MFW I've heard getting that done later in life can cause problems
Never. I will never do that.
There are better ways than chopping off part of my dick.
Its pretty weird man. Just imagine a pointyish penis. My whole life it just comes out of the small opening. When the pee comes out it forces open the opening of my foreskin. It is not sanitary, and I am certain that I will have to go through a lot of cleaning when I am finally able to get to the head of my penis. Yes. I haven't even seen the head of my own penis. Pinhole phimosis man, one of the worst things a man can have.
As a kid it was already tight. I started masturbating at an absurdly young age because I was introduced to masturbation by my neighbour and childhood friend. He was a black kid, big dick for such a young age by the way. We were both probably around 5 or 6 when I first found out about masturbation.
Anyways. Either I'm just crazy fucking horny or its normal, because I used to masturbate like 5 or 6 times a day. Ive toned it down a bit. But the point is that my skin never actually stretched when I masturbated because it hurt to even try pulling it back as a kid. It still hurts now, but I've been routinely stretching it recently. I hope that answers your question.
I think there was a thread where a guy posted about how he jerked off in a way that was completely wrong and unsanitary, and he had bacteria living in his urinary tract, so they had to chop off his foreskin and replace his urinary tract with a tube. What I'm saying is, get that shit looked at by a doctor or something.
That is fucking mortifying.I've made quite the progress though. I'm going to see the head of my penis without assistance though. I don't think I need a doctor yet. If I find anything unsettling I will definetly notify my doctor though. Thanks for the heads up.
Not a good idea anon. I've had the foreskin around the head of my dick rip a bit before. Never too much, but enough for it to hurt like a motherfucker. If I just pulled right back I could do real damage, like unsalvageable.
Thanks for the concern. Will do.
You should let your doctor know. They'll give you some cream and stuff that you can put on and the progress you'll have to pull it back will be amazing considering the time.
I did this and am extremely glad for it.
Yes, the steroid cream right? I've considered it before. I'm not too keen on showing my doctor my weird dick though. It would probably save me a lot of trouble and time if I visited the doctor though. I just can't being myself to do it man. Its a mix of embaressment and shame.
Greatest film ever made.
You know I think the main reason onee-sans aren't as popular on /a/ is because of that pic
I say OP needs a better pic for his onee threads, one from an artist that can draw tits right.
Ya did good son. You manned up, she reciprocated and even if she backed off she didn't call the cops or start beating you up.
You've got to get her warmed up to the idea. Pretend you're a little freaked out too, but don't pretend like you didn't like it or thought it was completely wrong. It’s like the frog in the pot of boiling water. Don’t rush things, just get her used to the idea little by little.
You're ashamed about showing your weird dick to a guy who has had to deal with rodent hearts and shit going through school and probably saw things even stranger than your dick. I read a post a guy made about some lady who came into his hospital with a piece of shit in her intestines that just would not come out. Your phimosis is hardly the weirdest thing.
I've never watched it before. I don't even really remember what happened in the first bit I watched. My onee-san loves it though.
I actually might after hearing about that infection thing.
You speak the truth anon. You guys sure do persuade me to do a lot.
She wasn't in her normal state of mind though. We've been acting fairly normal around each other though. We're pretty close though so I don't foresee any real problems. Taking our time is the key.
I wouldn't mind that actually. But I'd prefer to have my penis normal before showing her.
You have a point. I'll go to the doctors then.
Yes you guys are right. I'll be booking an appointment shortly.
>Nee-san will coddle you and hum a lullaby as you rest your head on her lap
>She plays with the excess skin on your phimotic weewee
>Slowly, she brings out her breasts and you start feeding like a baby
>She laughs gently while using her other hand to stroke your hair
Actually. I rest my head pretty often on her lap because she often cleans my ear for me. With an ear cleaner thingy. I don't know the name for them. I guess its an Asian thing.
Sorry for your loss man. That's why I refuse to get my skin get cut off. I hear you lose a lot of feeling on your dick.
This isn't gonna evolve into one of those weird diaper baby fantasies right?
Stop corrupting me /a/.
>She feeds you an age regression drug
>Decides she's going to be your new mommy as you shrink down to the size of a three year old
>Puts you into girls panties and a dress and decides to raise you as a girl
>Teaches you to love boys and makes you chase after big-dicked alphas
I will corrupt you
>people complaining about having foreskin
>tfw I was circumcized when I was a baby
One of the benefits of being born in a christian family.
I feel bad for all of you anons who have covered wagons.
But no matter, this is an onee-san thread, post onee-sans
>tfw you will never have a qt3.14 onee-san
i really hate people promoting this awful thing to happen to more victims just so they feel beter about themselves. "i-i wouldnt be doing this to my son if it was a bad thing, therefor it is a good thing i am cut."
>Gentiles circumcising their children.
For what purpose
Fucking kikes stole the good part of my dick. I'll always hate them for it.
a-at least we have regenerative surgery to look forward to
they have done it with vaginas and they are said to have normal amounts of pleasure
but kikes and feminists will probably prevent it from being legal on penises, just like they did with the male birth control pill.
Could I get a mecha dick instead?
That looks like some surgical tool. I'd never let anyone put that in my ear.
Yeah. She uses that. The fluff ball is used to lightly swipe around the ear. It's the greatest thing ever.
They did it to turn you into a cockslave.
Seriously I don't know if it's because I'm circumcised or what, but anal stimulation feels a million times better than penile stimulation ever did. You win, jews.
Man, I really need an incestuous Onee-san. Why must I be cursed with only imoutos?
>be an elementary school student
>neechan adores me, lets me hang out with her even when her friends are over
>hangs out with me alone with her in her room for hours, shows me anime and we talk a lot
>shared a bed with her a few times
>start to get a huge crush on her
>be a high school student
>neechan still loves me, is constantly hugging me and snuggling up on me
>one time when she was really drunk, she said I was "the other man in her life" (she is married)
>become a worthless NEET
>is still nice but all the affection is gone, just a half-assed hug when she visits or leaves
>barely ever wants to visit or hang out anymore
>we fight pretty often
>she knows I'm a piece of shit and not worth loving anymore
>all she ever wanted was a normal little bro that she could be proud of and tease and harass his girlfriends
What is the point of living.
Why don't you just fucking die already?
I wish Benio was my Nee-sama.
I don't get this.
If you don't like it, why not change it?
Why do people do this? Lots of people become worthless and have a hard time coming out of it because they have no good reason to, but in cases like this where there's a pretty obvious motivation, why not work hard to change it? I mean, the hardest part is starting. Jobs aren't too hard to land if you work on yourself and are fairly charismatic and at least hygienic, and there are plenty of resources to help like employment security offices and the sort. Build connections, talk to people, Christ's sake, if you have somebody you want to impress, do it.
If you aren't willing to do that, can you even say you loved them? If your love for a person isn't enough to help push you through hardship, can you say that you love them at all?
>born with very minor hypospadius
>it fucked my foreskin up basically causing me to barely have any so they just circumcised me anyways before surgery
Maybe you should be grateful, the jews already won the moment I was born.
>I don't get this.
>If you don't like it, why not change it?
You don't even grasp the basics
>my advice might lead to anon making tender love to his sister once he fixes his penis
I've been drinking, but I still feel like I've done a service here.
She 100% remembers it. We were together for the entire day. We've even talked about it too. The main thing is that she wants to take her time with this, but she's okay with making out at the moment. I'm okay with this. I don't know when the next time we'll do this sort of thing though, because I have no idea how to bring it up without sounding weird. I'll figure it out as we go.
This is getting way too lewd, you all need to control yourselves.
No, no challenge. I mentioned to some anons that my sister is pretty pushy and gets really physical, she likes to wrestle with me a lot. Anons starting saying I should do lewd things or whatever. I've always thought of doing it so I thought of actually giving it a shot. She mentioned that she's been wanting to smoke some weed with me and drink some booze, and the rest of the story is now in this very thread.
My food would come to life and consume all of mankind. I am the worst chef. I could try cooking for her though, it's the thought that counts right?
It really is a stroke of luck for me. On the flip side for you, you get two possibly cool bros who you can chill with and talk about guy stuff with. I've always wanted a brother.
Anyways, goodnight. Hope the thread is still alive by the time I'm back up.
My older brother was circumcised when he was 11 years old. It was a horrific experience and he was pissing blood for a week.
Would not recommend anyone doing that after they grow past the toddler stage.
Sounds like your brother got a botched one. I was circumcised at 11 at well. I went home later that same day, noticed my dick looked different, and proceeded as usual. No blood pissing involved.
I don't know what happened. All he tells me was it was painful with some minor burning sensations and he was pissing blood for a week and had to take a bunch of painkillers for week or two before he was back to normal.