Onee-sans

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>>109420609

>>109420609
How are you supposed to kiss her with her breasts in the way?

>>109420609
Come the fuck on anon, I'm eating.

>>109420609
I've always thought the shape of those boobs look weird.

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>>109420609
Onee-sans, yes.

Torpedo tits, no.

She probably can afford working wings with back muscles that trained.

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Talk about a poor reception.

>>109420609
>Am I popular for spamming this everyday yet

>>109421297
I haven't posted it for at least three weeks, faggot.

yo real talk big sisters can be the best

mine paid for a plane ticket for me to hang out with her in san francisco for a week and it was awesome

>>109421383
Was she that lonely?

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>liking old and busted sluts

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When will we get a new onee-chan anime?

>>109421438
nah unlike you all she has friends and stuff
she'd moved there for a bit and it was spring break so i was like "hell yeah free trip"

spent 200 on food though, do not ever trust anything called bread pudding

Imouto > BIG SIS

Fuck having 3 older sisters

>>109424088
How vigorous were the hand jobs?

>>109424168

About as vigorous as the current Majikoi translation project.

>>109420791
Aim for her face?

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>>109421383
Mine had a birthday less than 2 weeks ago and by the end of the day my arms were completely burned out from constantly squeezing her evey chance I got

>>109420820

For the record, those are in no way 'torpedo tits'. If you want to know what torpedo tits are, go watch something from the 60s. Like classic Star Trek. Or try an Austin Powers movie. Or a Madonna concert in the late 80s.

Those are more round than her head.

>>109420609
Source plz

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>>109421564
Reconguista in G this fall.
The ultimate older sister anime that will end all imouto anime.

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Nee-sans are best.

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If you could pick any character to be your nee-san, who would it be?

>>109420791
kiss in the womb

>>109425597
Can I keep the one I already have?

>>109425684
The more nee-sans the better.

>>109420609
Jesus fucking Christ, how is she not wheelchair-bound from scoliosis?

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>>109424245
Heh.

>>109420609
90 % bigger risk of being used goods than imoutos.

>>109420758
Homosexual pls go

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>imoutofags shitting up a neesan thread
Every time.

>>109425922

Depends how old you are.

>>109424245
RIP Majikoi. Thanks for remind me. ;_;

>>109425977
incest scum

>>109426384
First day browsing /a/?

>>109426437
tired of holding up my opinions

>>109426012
1st girl = nosebleed

>>109426475
Propping up shit all day would get pretty tiresome.

>>109426489
I actually bought this.

Gonna wear it to uni.

>>109426513
Tomboy/Sport neesan = Flirty Neesan > Mean Neesan > Ambivalent Neesan > Pure Neesan > FtM Neesan

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>>109420609

Sorry sis, but I'd rather ride my bro.

>>109426572
Same

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Would you?

>>109428980
Huh? Why not? If she needs me to sleep in the same bed as her I don't see how that's a problem.

>>109428980
If my onee-san needs me I'll always be there for her

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>>109428980
The sloppy needy ones are the best.
They remind me of my own

>>109420609
When will you people learn that sisters are for loving not sexing

>>109429424
>intelligentmexicanloli.gif

>>109429440
HAYAKU HAYAKU~

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Neesans are pretty great.

I got a boner from hugging mine once. She didn't seem to notice though.

I would want Yui as my neesan.

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I shall place my trust in Tomino. The Tomino who said he would end the trend of little sisters, setting forth the trend of older sisters by making the ultimate older sister anime.

>>109430040
He will fail. He's underestimating tha autism about imoutos.

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Okaa-sans are better.

I never knew mine. ;_;

>>109429371
>I don't know why
>but our parents are dead
The phrasing of that always made me kek.

>>109431229
That's probably the only reason your into it. Same with incest people with actual sisters are simply not into it.

>>109431415
Depends on how you look at it. I fap to onee-san stuff regularly, but I will never look at my real sister that way.

>>109431229
>>109431415
I've never been very interested in mom-son stuff, and I have a great relationship with my mom.
Sister-brother stuff is fine, and I don't have a sister.
Everyone's different, I guess.

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>>109421383
>>109421636
>these whole posts

>>109431415
>Same with incest people with actual sisters are simply not into it.
says who? I have a sister and I'm a complete siscon.

>>109421564
>>109424689
She's so fucking cute. Why couldn't she be blood-related? Can't be helped because of the story, I suppose, but it's still a waste.

:<

Porn threads are not allowed on /a/ because we're a SFW board.

>>109431944
Kindly fuck of to reddit where you belong

>>109429440
Could you tell me where is this from?

>>109432927
found it, sorry for asking
>Baku Ane: Otouto Shibocchau zo!

>>109432999
Hoping it's not pseudo incest.

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>>109425801
Your v pleads have reached Kosuna and he and his partner has decided to co-work on Miyako's route, and are determined to finish it

Miyako route arrival rough estimate: early to mid July of 2014. Agave route arrival: sometime after Miyako.

>>109426773
how does anyone tell the difference between nii-san and nee-san

>>109435939
Completely different sounds?

>>109431415
never knew my mum but find mother incest disgusting
4 older sisters and sibling incest makes me rock hard
wouldn't ever fuck my sisters though, the idea of actually doing it makes me ill. just good fap material

>>109426012
You do it in imouto threads too, faggots.

>>109428980

> the onee chan i got stuck with is a huge bitch

>you will never have a cute lovable onee chan

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>>109420609
Onee-san thread but not Chifuy? thats criminal

>>109436138
oh bullshit, nowhere near as much as imouto only faggots do in oneesan threads.

i'm a non-discriminating general siscon, imouto threads are far less shitposted in. It's usually plain DFC haters in those.

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>>109431917
Onee-chan ga Kita helped teach me that blood relations aren't the important part; it's the love in their heart that counts.

>>109436295
I don't really see anything in this thread besides a few posts

>>109426012

>you will never have blue-chan as your onee chan

>you will never have a good onee chan ever

could a kind fem/a/non please be my curvy onee chan

I'll be your cute little brother I promise

>>109435939
neigh-san knee-san

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>>109436143
Dang.

It's not about Nee-san or Imouto. It's about Maturity. So... OKAA-SAAAAAN!!!!!

>>109437190
>tfw kissless virgin

>you will never get to practice with your cute onee chan

>you will never have a cute onee chan

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>>109425597

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>>109429440
>August 29

>>109426012
1>5>*

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>>109431229
sup

>>109426012
Could someone please be my 5-nee

>>109434280
Few hours late for this I guess.
The eldest sister on the far right is only half-related to the MC (same father, different mother.)
The other three and MC are blood related.

>>109429440
Where is blond loli?

>>109429440
Me on the right

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Would you bully your onee-san?

>>109443021
I'd rather a nee-san who bullies me

>>109443021
Absolutely not. Onee-sans are for loving.

I wonder what happened to that anon who fucked his sister.

>>109445617
Which one?,

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>>109425258
>>109430040

>>109425258
Won't be blood related. So Tomino is kinda lying. We already had RahXephon for older girl type.

>>109446307
>We already had RahXephon for older girl type
and there were barely any interactions between Haruka and Ayato.

I sure hope Japan deliver the proper one this time.

>>109437190
The lusty lady project translated the best material around.
I miss them.

Somebody please update this list

http://pastebin.com/cjEXw51P

>>109445846
Faggot.

>>109446534
I made the original back then and there is definitely stuff to be removed and more to add.

Hey /a/, how weird is it that I love my nee-san more than our parents?

>>109437416
>have cute onee san
>actually have morals
Ok.

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>>109447895
I don't see what's wrong with that.

Were you beaten as a child or brutally raped or watched naruto?

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>>109441457
Freud-sempai. please get out.

>>109446541
Last we heard he got her pregnant and they decided to keep the kid.

>>109448024
No, I had a fairly normal upbringing, if anything my parents were above average. It's just that they're kind of naggy and annoying, but nee-san is always helpful and loving

I also [spolier] never watched DBZ until I was 17 [/spoiler]

>>109448503
Yep. Checked the archives after I asked that, and it seems he never said anything afterwards. Their kid would be born by now, I was hoping to find out what happened.

>>109448552
I've never watched DBZ

I don't see a problem honestly, anon. You can't compare you parents to your waifu.

>>109449534
>waifu
I-it's not like that I promise

I don't know who was present here for an onee-san thread we had a couple days ago, but I promised to deliver the results of smoking some weed and drinking some booze with my onee-san.
Well I did it, we smoked and drank. She had way more of each than I did though. I had an okay buzz going on. So anyhow, she luckily is in her pushy wrestling moods, just as I had hoped she would be in.
We went back into our house from the garage and went to the basement because she wanted to watch napoleon dynamite or some shit. We watched like the first 10 minutes, but our attention spans were both pretty thin at that point, and that's when she started to try to wrestle with me as usual.
All was generally going according to plan so I did what an anon suggested, and I grabbed her ass while she was trying to hold me down. At this point the high was starting to leave and I wasn't even too drunk, but I think she was both still.
Anyways, she immediately stopped wrestling me while she was on top of me and just looked me in the eyes. I swear to god it felt like I was going to die. Instead she fucking went in and kissed me on the lips. I don't think it was very long, but we made out for a couple of minutes, I was fucking rock hard and I'm certain she could feel it.
I guess I fucked up though. I started sliding my hand on her inner thigh and she stopped.

>>109450507
At this point she said something along the lines of that we shouldn't go further than just kissing at the moment. I told her okay. She got off me and we just kind of talked for a bit, about what we were doing. I'm honestly surprised she could talk relatively well while still drunk, or I assume she was still drunk.

So we sobered up and just kinda hung out after that. She wanted to show me Chaika, and I was planning on watching it anyways. So we marathoned it.

That's pretty much the end of it. Thank god too though. If she had actually let me go any further I wouldn't have been able to have sex anyways. I have fucking phimosis, so I have to get that sorted out first.

Forgive me for any grammatical errors or spelling mistakes, I'm on my phone.

>>109448503
>>109448555
What is the original thread?

>>109450507
You didn't fuck up. Don't feel awkward.

You were playing a game of chicken and you won.

Continue as if nothing happened at all.

>>109450595
http://archive.foolz.us/a/search/username/Faggot/tripcode/%20!pQjYVjrr8A/

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>>109450592
>I have fucking phimosis

>>109450148
I use "waifu" because of the /a/ context. I'm sure you know what I mean.

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>>109450689
I guess we know what happened.

>>109450598
I dont know if I should initiate something like this again, because she might. I'll see how it all plays out.
>>109450706
Its pretty lame man.

>>109450818
>banana bender mouth

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Quick, /a/.

Please tell me about a series about Onee-sans that isn't Onee-sa ga Kita!

>>109451057
I'm sure Google can help you with that.

>>109451057
My little sister can't be this cute.

>>109451057
Bible Black.

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>>109451204
>little

>>109450858
It is pretty lame. I only have a very mild case of it though, with just enough slack to not get in the way of things.

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>You'll never have a oppai onee san comfort you.
Why must I feel this pain.

>>109450706
This is just like in everyone of my chinese cartoons

>>109451291
Can't even pull it back buddy. I got a long way to go if I ever want anything real to happen.

>>109450908
Aussie slang. Someone from Queensland.

>>109451344
>I got a long way to go

Or you could just have it cut off.

Fuck that it feels weird to promote circumstansion.

>>109451552
Well the circumcises call for circumstantion, which can be of help in cases like this.

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>>109451552
>MFW I've heard getting that done later in life can cause problems

>>109451643
There's somebody who can help you with that problem right there. Why not ask her instead of dealing with Goldstein?

Hey phimosis guy, how do you pee? Isn't your foreskin all jumbled up over the urethra? That's at least what it looks like from the pictures on wikipedia.

>>109451552
>circumcision because of phimosis
What the fuck is this, 18th century?

>>109451344
How did you not stretch it yourself yet? Did you never masturbate?

>>109451552
Never. I will never do that.
>>109451643
There are better ways than chopping off part of my dick.
>>109451781
Its pretty weird man. Just imagine a pointyish penis. My whole life it just comes out of the small opening. When the pee comes out it forces open the opening of my foreskin. It is not sanitary, and I am certain that I will have to go through a lot of cleaning when I am finally able to get to the head of my penis. Yes. I haven't even seen the head of my own penis. Pinhole phimosis man, one of the worst things a man can have.

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>>109425597

>>109451885
As a kid it was already tight. I started masturbating at an absurdly young age because I was introduced to masturbation by my neighbour and childhood friend. He was a black kid, big dick for such a young age by the way. We were both probably around 5 or 6 when I first found out about masturbation.
Anyways. Either I'm just crazy fucking horny or its normal, because I used to masturbate like 5 or 6 times a day. Ive toned it down a bit. But the point is that my skin never actually stretched when I masturbated because it hurt to even try pulling it back as a kid. It still hurts now, but I've been routinely stretching it recently. I hope that answers your question.

>>109451994
I think there was a thread where a guy posted about how he jerked off in a way that was completely wrong and unsanitary, and he had bacteria living in his urinary tract, so they had to chop off his foreskin and replace his urinary tract with a tube. What I'm saying is, get that shit looked at by a doctor or something.

>>109452235
That is fucking mortifying.I've made quite the progress though. I'm going to see the head of my penis without assistance though. I don't think I need a doctor yet. If I find anything unsettling I will definetly notify my doctor though. Thanks for the heads up.

>>109452166
Why not bite a pillow or something and just pull it back?

>>109452372
Even if you don't find anything unsettling, it'd be best to check with a doctor.

>>109452385
Why dont you shove a potato up your ass for shits and giggles?

Holes anon, holes have their own logic

>>109452385
Not a good idea anon. I've had the foreskin around the head of my dick rip a bit before. Never too much, but enough for it to hurt like a motherfucker. If I just pulled right back I could do real damage, like unsalvageable.
>>109452554
Thanks for the concern. Will do.

>>109436271
That's because IS is quite possibly one of the shitiest anime in all of anime history.

>>109452622
Oh. I've been working on getting my foreskin back, so I guess I'm not really in any position to talk about that sort of thing.

>>109420609
reverse image search provided no results so
sauce?

>>109420758
FAGGOT
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>>109452372
You should let your doctor know. They'll give you some cream and stuff that you can put on and the progress you'll have to pull it back will be amazing considering the time.

I did this and am extremely glad for it.

>>109452787
Yes, the steroid cream right? I've considered it before. I'm not too keen on showing my doctor my weird dick though. It would probably save me a lot of trouble and time if I visited the doctor though. I just can't being myself to do it man. Its a mix of embaressment and shame.

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>>109450507
>napoleon dynamite

Greatest film ever made.

>>109452372
Go to the fucking doctor and get your dick checked out. If you take any advice from this terrible site take that.

>>109436350
Just watched this series now.

My heartdick

>>109420609
You know I think the main reason onee-sans aren't as popular on /a/ is because of that pic

I say OP needs a better pic for his onee threads, one from an artist that can draw tits right.

>>109452873
Would you rather take the embarrassment of showing weird but healthy dick to doctor or the embarrassment of showing weird and infected dick to doctor?

>>109452907
They're not popular because they're all shit

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>>109450507
>>109450592
Ya did good son. You manned up, she reciprocated and even if she backed off she didn't call the cops or start beating you up.

You've got to get her warmed up to the idea. Pretend you're a little freaked out too, but don't pretend like you didn't like it or thought it was completely wrong. It’s like the frog in the pot of boiling water. Don’t rush things, just get her used to the idea little by little.

>>109428980
sauce? I can't find the english version on sad panda

>>109452873
You're ashamed about showing your weird dick to a guy who has had to deal with rodent hearts and shit going through school and probably saw things even stranger than your dick. I read a post a guy made about some lady who came into his hospital with a piece of shit in her intestines that just would not come out. Your phimosis is hardly the weirdest thing.

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>>109451854
>en tee aru

>>109452881
I've never watched it before. I don't even really remember what happened in the first bit I watched. My onee-san loves it though.
>>109452888
I actually might after hearing about that infection thing.
>>109452949
You speak the truth anon. You guys sure do persuade me to do a lot.
>>109453064
She wasn't in her normal state of mind though. We've been acting fairly normal around each other though. We're pretty close though so I don't foresee any real problems. Taking our time is the key.

>>109453183
>Doesn't want to show phimosis penis to nee-san
>Doesn't want her to make fun of you for it, slowly peel it back and call you a good boy

>>109452873
Would you rather show your doctor your weird dick so he can help you or would you rather show you sister your weird dick so she can laugh at you?

>>109453230
I wouldn't mind that actually. But I'd prefer to have my penis normal before showing her.
>>109453239
You have a point. I'll go to the doctors then.
>>109453167
Yes you guys are right. I'll be booking an appointment shortly.

>>109426012
1-chan is a miracle of the universe.

>>109430040
I always hated Tomino, until now.

I want Jibril to be my onee-san.

>>109426012
3 and 5
I want both.

>>109430040
Onee-chan ga Kita called. They want Tomino to lay off their patent.

>tfw can't even come to onee-san thread without being reminded about my botched circumsision

>>109453359
>Nee-san will coddle you and hum a lullaby as you rest your head on her lap
>She plays with the excess skin on your phimotic weewee
>Slowly, she brings out her breasts and you start feeding like a baby
>She laughs gently while using her other hand to stroke your hair

>>109453870
Let me guess, they cut off half of your dick?

>>109453955
No, I ended up with four times the amount of foreskin

>>109453871
Actually. I rest my head pretty often on her lap because she often cleans my ear for me. With an ear cleaner thingy. I don't know the name for them. I guess its an Asian thing.
>>109453870
Sorry for your loss man. That's why I refuse to get my skin get cut off. I hear you lose a lot of feeling on your dick.

>>109453955
not that bad, but it has a huge scar, skin brides, weird skin pockets, and the remainder of my frenelum is way off center.

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>>109453871
Hot.
This isn't gonna evolve into one of those weird diaper baby fantasies right?
Stop corrupting me /a/.

>>109451057
Boku no Google

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>>109454034
>an ear cleaner thingy
Ear pick?

>>109454238
I'm guessing it's that bigass q-tip with a pick at one end and a large fluffy cotton ball at the end.

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>>109454283

>>109454331
Yeah, that thing.

>>109454210
>She feeds you an age regression drug
>Decides she's going to be your new mommy as you shrink down to the size of a three year old
>Puts you into girls panties and a dress and decides to raise you as a girl
>Teaches you to love boys and makes you chase after big-dicked alphas

I will corrupt you

>>109421636
>doubting bread pudding
Your loss

>>109428980
>Mayonaka no X Giten
No chapters findable, life is not worth living.

>people complaining about having foreskin
>tfw I was circumcized when I was a baby
One of the benefits of being born in a christian family.
I feel bad for all of you anons who have covered wagons.
But no matter, this is an onee-san thread, post onee-sans
>tfw you will never have a qt3.14 onee-san

>tfw no onee-san
>tfw no onee-san sweater puppies to rest my head on

Why even live anymore

>>109454747
cutfag plz

My first word was my onee-san's name; areyou proud of me /a/?

>>109455073
is that something to be proud of

>>109454747
i really hate people promoting this awful thing to happen to more victims just so they feel beter about themselves. "i-i wouldnt be doing this to my son if it was a bad thing, therefor it is a good thing i am cut."

>>109455073
Is her name Lucy Kimiko Akie Airi Shiori Rinne Yoshiho Ayano Tomika Chitose Sanae Mikiko Ichika? If so, yeah.

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>>109454747
>Gentiles circumcising their children.

For what purpose

>>109455252
So that merchants can make glorious face cream.

>>109455129
I see nothing wrong with it
I have never experienced what everyone says happens when you're circumcized.
Though it's hard to gauge something like this based off one person

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>>109455576
Enjoy your dead dick

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>>109455986
Fucking kikes stole the good part of my dick. I'll always hate them for it.

>>109456093
You might as well finish the job and replace your dick with a log.

>>109456093
a-at least we have regenerative surgery to look forward to
they have done it with vaginas and they are said to have normal amounts of pleasure
but kikes and feminists will probably prevent it from being legal on penises, just like they did with the male birth control pill.

>>109456212
I haven't given up on stem cell regeneration techniques yet.

>>109456243
There's nothing I'm more prepared to kill for than an intact penis.

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>>109456212
Could I get a mecha dick instead?

>>109454238
That looks like some surgical tool. I'd never let anyone put that in my ear.
>>109454283
>>109454331
Yeah. She uses that. The fluff ball is used to lightly swipe around the ear. It's the greatest thing ever.

>>109455111
I just though you fags might think it was sweet is all

>>109455986
Explains why it's not that much fun. Ah well, time to move on to toys.

>>109455073
A born siscon. I'm very proud of you, you little shit.

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>>109455986
>>109456093
They did it to turn you into a cockslave.
Seriously I don't know if it's because I'm circumcised or what, but anal stimulation feels a million times better than penile stimulation ever did. You win, jews.

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>>109455073
2cute4me

>>109450507
>>109450592
I didn't think you'd deliver anon. Good job.
Also she has good taste, napoleon dynamite is 10/10 comedy and Chaika is fun.

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>>109450592
>I have fucking phimosis

>>109456771
Given that NERV was controlled by the Jews do you think Shinji was circumcised?

A lot of anons seem to have large breasts as a part of their onee-san fantasy.
My onee-san has a flat chest. But it still feels good to lay my head upon it.

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>>109456841
Man, I really need an incestuous Onee-san. Why must I be cursed with only imoutos?

>>109454738
Onee-chan is killed at the end of the first chapter anyway

>>109456841
My onee-san actually does have cowtits. Not a fan of huge boobs, but if it's her then it's an exception.

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>be an elementary school student
>neechan adores me, lets me hang out with her even when her friends are over
>hangs out with me alone with her in her room for hours, shows me anime and we talk a lot
>shared a bed with her a few times
>start to get a huge crush on her

>be a high school student
>neechan still loves me, is constantly hugging me and snuggling up on me
>one time when she was really drunk, she said I was "the other man in her life" (she is married)

>become a worthless NEET
>is still nice but all the affection is gone, just a half-assed hug when she visits or leaves
>barely ever wants to visit or hang out anymore
>we fight pretty often
>she knows I'm a piece of shit and not worth loving anymore
>all she ever wanted was a normal little bro that she could be proud of and tease and harass his girlfriends

What is the point of living.

>>109457263
Next time you see her, put in a lot of effort. Cuddle her and tell her you love her and miss her alot.

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>>109457263
Why don't you just fucking die already?

>>109457263
>>109457385
Answer to both is:
Because dying is too much of a hassle.

>>109456818
Japan has (had?) some obsession with circumcision as well.

>>109457667
I thought they all had smelly uncircumcised phimosis cocks.

>>109457168
That's probably the worst big sister ever. Not helping that it's pseudo incest.

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I wish Benio was my Nee-sama.

>>109457263
I don't get this.
If you don't like it, why not change it?

Why do people do this? Lots of people become worthless and have a hard time coming out of it because they have no good reason to, but in cases like this where there's a pretty obvious motivation, why not work hard to change it? I mean, the hardest part is starting. Jobs aren't too hard to land if you work on yourself and are fairly charismatic and at least hygienic, and there are plenty of resources to help like employment security offices and the sort. Build connections, talk to people, Christ's sake, if you have somebody you want to impress, do it.

If you aren't willing to do that, can you even say you loved them? If your love for a person isn't enough to help push you through hardship, can you say that you love them at all?

>>109457867
konoha pls

>>109456818
Yes. Shinji seemed pretty clean. I never noticed anyone vomit as his dick cheese smell blasted the room as he walked in.

>>109458114
I am working on it, actually, I just wanted to remind /a/ that love is conditional and every source of happiness in your life can be lost.

>>109458114
Wanting to be loved =/= loving. You have to put in effort for the latter. We all know putting effort is too much for the average anon.

>>109447973
What are those kind of morals even good for

>>109452762
>>>/v/
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>>109457772
agreed. too bad the MC is a huge masochist.

>>109426012
Is it wrong to like them all?

...except six.

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>>109454747
>>109455129
>>109456093
>born with very minor hypospadius
>it fucked my foreskin up basically causing me to barely have any so they just circumcised me anyways before surgery

Maybe you should be grateful, the jews already won the moment I was born.

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>>109455252

>filename

>>109455129
>bring it up with my family
>they just laugh and told me to deal with it
Literally what the fuck

>>109457867

she wouldn't like you if you're not a qt 3.14 girl

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>>109458114
>I don't get this.
>If you don't like it, why not change it?

You don't even grasp the basics

>>109459745
She doesn't know it, since she has no experience with younger brothers.

>>109451336

Got a oppai oneesan one and a oppai imouto and a tsurupettan imouto. 3 outta 4 ain't bad.

What happened to that guy with the Korean half-imouto? Yeah, this is for onee-sans, but still

>>109450507
Holy fucking shit you're disgusting. Kill yourself incestfag.

>>109457691
Japs call any uncircumsized dick "false phimosis". They honestly see it as abnormal.

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>>109450592
>my advice might lead to anon making tender love to his sister once he fixes his penis
I've been drinking, but I still feel like I've done a service here.

>>109452629
Bitch get out of here with yo gay ass opinion

>>109462136
I'd rather not.
>>109462568
Thanks man, I hope all of this leads to a closer relationship with her.

>>109462765
Woah I told you in that last Onee-san thread to not do it hell Imagine how uncomfortable it will be if she remembers or brings it up

>>109462820
She 100% remembers it. We were together for the entire day. We've even talked about it too. The main thing is that she wants to take her time with this, but she's okay with making out at the moment. I'm okay with this. I don't know when the next time we'll do this sort of thing though, because I have no idea how to bring it up without sounding weird. I'll figure it out as we go.

>>109462967
I wasn't in the previous thread but is it just some sort of challenge or something?

>>109462967
Why don't you cook her favorite dish for her. Assuming you can cook.

>>109463134
It's the purest form of love anon.

>>109463183
I thought that the purest form of love was playing gungi with dying people.

>>109445966
wait a fucking second, there's a new PV?

>>109463312
No that's the most fleeting form of love.

Less talk
More tasty nee-san pics

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This is getting way too lewd, you all need to control yourselves.

>>109425597
Cocoa

>>109462967
Lucky.

I only have two brothers. I'd kill for a cuddly nee-san (not an imouto)

>Have 5 onee sans
>Feel bad at the idea of thinking about them lewdly

>>109429579
When I read this I read this with the voice and motion of yui on that pic

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>>109463867
>Have 5 onee sans
Being you is suffering.

>>109463134
No, no challenge. I mentioned to some anons that my sister is pretty pushy and gets really physical, she likes to wrestle with me a lot. Anons starting saying I should do lewd things or whatever. I've always thought of doing it so I thought of actually giving it a shot. She mentioned that she's been wanting to smoke some weed with me and drink some booze, and the rest of the story is now in this very thread.
>>109463183
My food would come to life and consume all of mankind. I am the worst chef. I could try cooking for her though, it's the thought that counts right?
>>109463800
It really is a stroke of luck for me. On the flip side for you, you get two possibly cool bros who you can chill with and talk about guy stuff with. I've always wanted a brother.

Anyways, goodnight. Hope the thread is still alive by the time I'm back up.

>>109464051
>tfw no nee-san
You don't know what suffering is

>>109464586
>it's the thought that counts right?
Maybe just get takeout. Chinese is always good.

>>109464620
We are Chinese. Canadian ones too, so that wouldn't be the best option, as we both aren't too fond of Chinese food. She loves Korean though.

>>109464677
Well go with that then.

>>109451552
My older brother was circumcised when he was 11 years old. It was a horrific experience and he was pissing blood for a week.

Would not recommend anyone doing that after they grow past the toddler stage.

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>>109464972
>recommend anyone doing it ever

>>109464972
Sounds like your brother got a botched one. I was circumcised at 11 at well. I went home later that same day, noticed my dick looked different, and proceeded as usual. No blood pissing involved.

>>109453005
>argument ad popularity
>valid
Japs love IS, so by that logic that makes it good right?

>>109465310
I don't know what happened. All he tells me was it was painful with some minor burning sensations and he was pissing blood for a week and had to take a bunch of painkillers for week or two before he was back to normal.

>>109466590
He didn't say they're shit because they aren't popular, he said they're not popular because they're shit. Step it up.

>>109420609
sauce

>>109463867
Wow, you've got me beat, anon. I have four.

I think they're the reason I turned out homo.

>>109451854
>ntr
Fucking gross.