Surely, older onee-san types are better, right?
I've been spoiled by living with 3 older sisters. Some really are the best, but not all.
It's tough being the little brother who was the target of 15 year old awkward tenderness and 16 year old stress.
They sure are
>you will never stammer and stutter when you see your older sister walk out of the shower with only a towel on
>you will never hear the words "Hey bro, get me a beer from the fridge will 'ya?"
I just can't understand why someone would want imouto when they could have something like this.
Is this the "make me depressed thread" because it feels like it
Literally Onee-sans are the future, they can protect you, look after you and can be cute and hot at the same time
I know someone who apparently is seeing their Assistant Professor from when they took Japanese in university. She's in her mid-late twenties, and he's about 21 now.
Why can't I live the dream like him?
>everyone in this thread is just a beta FUCK who likes old hags
Don't give up, Benio wouldn't
>tfw i'm the middle child of five
>tfw i'm the only boy
>tfw i can't handle all the teasing
>tfw i'm the only male child born in my whole extended family in two generations
It's a blessing and a curse. my second elder sister is pretty cool, the oldest is never here, the youngest never leaves me alone, and all of my cousins are the age of my younger sister and they all hate me.
tldr oneesans a best
She hates me because I beat her at everything she tries.
And then she gets mad at me when I let her win.
She stopped playing piano because of me.
I dunno anon, I threw in the towel a while ago.
Sometimes is best just to cuddle it out
I'm not saying that sex between siblings is always bad, but I don't think either of us should have done that.
It seriously changed the relationship and image between the two of us by a great deal. It especially stings when I talk to her fiance, because he's really fond of me and tells me that "I'm the coolest in-law" he'll ever have.
>sex with siblings
I thought he slept with her.
Woah wait what you had sex?
I thought he just meant slept in the same bed
>actually fucking older sister
>not talking about delicious 2D onee-sans
this is horrible
That's too embarrassing to even think about.
Delicious 2D onee-sans don't come much better than
I never asked for this
Don't worry, Anon. I also had a few of these issues going with my Onee-san as a teen.
I've never fucked her, though. Just groping her tits and feeling her up while she stroked my
dickthrough my pants.
She's in her late 20 today and lives with her boyfriend. We never bring it up but I wonder if she still remembers.
It's just more that it's really fucked up to me when I think about how we played with each other as kids and we got along well, and then everything stopped as soon as that happened. But as far as I can tell, she doesn't absolutely hate me.
She definitely remembers. You don't just "forget" something like that when it happens as a teenager unless you're incredibly dense.
Both of us were on rocky relationships. I was just off from having to withdraw for the next semester because of something out of my hands, and she had just lost her job. Our dad was having chemo the summer before, and things didn't look great for him at the time.
It was abusive for both of us.
You already know you're gonna carry that weight. But you all still seem like you're still talking and communication of any sort is better than none at all. Still, I would try and repair your relationship if that is what you want. I know my sisters have done some things that damaged our relationship and we have spent years trying to repair it, but its making progress. Hang in there, anon.
>She definitely remembers
now I feel awkward myself. We just met the other day and she recommended some decent shoujo manga and asked me if I like Ecchi. I denied it and she showed my some weird borderline Ecchi manga in which the MC tied up a girl. What the actual fuck please STOP I DON'T WANT TO REMEMBER it's all coming back now ;_;
to be fair we didn't know we were related at the time we found out half a week later at the family reunion.
turned out we were fourth cousinsthat was years and years ago now. we're still on good terms and go drinking every friday
Sounds like you need to do some tender hand-holding there, anon. She sounds like she's thirsty and wants the otouto spunk.
A week STRAIGHT? You fucked your onee-san for a fucking week nonstop?
You're calling me pure, but I feel retarded instead.
Ain't that the fucking truth, this is the only Onee-san thread and I'll be damned if I'm leaving
You people get a fucking grip this is not a therapy session this is a time for us to forget such problems and revel in the marvel of 2D onee-sans
GLORY BE TO ONEE-SAN
She's strong, responsible and a solid role model for both genders, she is also stern and strict but knows when to show her loving side. You are correct in that she is the perfect Onee-san
Oh hai what's going in in this thr-
>I don't know why people don't like Chifuyu more.
But we do.
She really is perfect. Both as a woman and a sister.
Can Kaede be considered as an older sister?
I really wish NNB had more of her. I liked her the most.
>older sister thread
I have waited months for this.
Every oneesan thread turns into a Chifuyu thread.
That's fine though. Onee-sans of any kind are welcome in this thread.
Imoutos a shit, they're like pets.
Well she did launch the worlds nukes at Japan (so she could show off her IS's) as well as being behind the other major incidences so you are correct in that manner of speaking, but she has the capacity to care for other people it's just bonds need to be established with her before she will start to care otherwise she will see no reason to care.
I think I'm in love with you.
How does /a/ feel about delusional nee-chans?
I've never seen the 'dere' part if she had one, but I love her and I'm sure she feels the same way.
She's a small asian girl who cant into social interaction with large groups of people. I'm pretty sure she never went to a single bruh party in her life.
My onee-san is a rather strange one.
For one, she's basically the opposite of what I know from most girls, in a sense that she's very logical and has a hard time expressing her emotions and feelings. To a point where it's too scary to argue with her on any topic that I'm not 100% confident with. I think this is why she appears to be a cold and distance person, and this is probably she she's never had a boyfriend till now. I don't even think she's bad looking...
Truthfully speaking, I can tell that she tries her best to express her affections. She often buys me the shortcake I really like on her way home, and she checks in on me often while passing it off as an "I was on my way to the bathroom and your room was in the way" type deal.
I want her to be happy, does she have any hope in finding a romantic love interest? ;_;
What the fuck are you doing asking people on /a/ about hope in a romantic capacity? do you really think we are the best to answer? Jesus christ if you are asking us then no it's over buy her some SoL box sets and tell her to embrace 2D or rot in the pursuit of happyness
>He hasn't read delusional Ane the manga
I introduced her to some anime series but I can't tell if she likes them or not. She usually spends most of her time playing playing violin, Civilization 5 and one of those MOBA games, I think.
You'd most likely end up thinking she dislikes you, but she's just bad at small talks and whatnot. I don't think you're ready to bear this burden.
>Hasn't read every manga in existence
Not particularly. She's not that talkative in general.
Most of the quality time I spend with her doesn't really involve talking. We just silently watch TV shows together.
Perhaps. If she does, it's probably not a sever case... I hope. What are some autism-specific signs I should look out for?
Yeah you are right in that aspect it is probably in my manga backlog, problem with my backlog is I get distracted by other anime and manga and it takes me forever to get through it
the thing is, if you did, you wouldn't appreciate it
its one of the laws of human existence
only people who don't have nice things can truly appreciate them
>tfw your onee-san is a huge bitch
I want to love her but I can't.
I'm sorry, anon.
You should stay away from me.
I guess so. Aren't severely autistic people unable to function in society? My nee-san acquired tons of college credits in high school and finished her undergrad degree at her university in like two years.
I can rely on her to help me with studying if I'm ever stuck, so that's pretty neat I guess.
If I was interested in 3D that would be the perfect girl. I like quite, sensible people. They're the only ones I enjoy being around, throw in physical attraction and all's good.
I'm sure she'll find someone some day, anon.
I've tried to set her up with some of the older classmates I met in college, but most of them are scared of her.
One of them said she was dead inside, so I stopped talking to him.
I love the older-sisterish-but-not-actually-related archetype too.
Especially in h-manga
I will. Actually, put your trip back on so I can filter you.
No, wait, just kill yourself to save us all the trouble.
>there are people on /a/ that don't automatically hate tripfags on sight
My oldest sister is pretty lazy and unreliable, but the second oldest took care of me when our parents divorced. We've been sharing an apartment since I graduated out of convenience.
autism means communication and empathy issues, repetitive behavior, obsession with certain topics, needing specific routines
that sort of thing
>One of them said she was dead inside, so I stopped talking to him.
you're a good man in a terrible world
Tripfaggotry isn't just using a tripcode, it's a personality disorder. Whether or not you're tripping won't change the fact that you're likely a huge fag.
It's nothing personal, I just can't go against my principles Anon. Maybe we'll meet again someday.
Hmm, that doesn't sound like my nee-san then. Only thing she's kind of iffy on might be communication.
She expressed interest in wanting to raise a baby, but not much else about what kind of a man she'd like to be married to. Whenever our cousin brings baby son with her, he's basically gonna be in my nee-san's 24/7.
Do you get bullied or do you get pampered?
Me and my youngest nee-chan used to fight a lot about stupid stuff, but now we're kinda close.
As for the other two, they're half, so I only see them like, once a year, and don't have a relationship with them.
>I guess so. Aren't severely autistic people unable to function in society ?
...only in niches like animal vet or hermit scientist.There are advantages that will mostly cancel out the autism drawback, like being rich or a attractive girl.
He's upset because of the circumstances it grew out of, not the act itself. It if had been 'conducted' on better terms he'd probably be more positive about it.
Which means you just need to ensure that if anything develops, it develops for the right reasons.
>To a point where it's too scary to argue with her on any topic that I'm not 100% confident with.
>One of them said she was dead inside
Could simply be a case of high IQ and introversion, not necessarily autism. On the assumption that this is correct (beware over-the-nternet diagnosis) and based on assortative marriage studies I would say she might prefer someone with similar traits.
She definitely has a very high IQ, she's able to absorb information and learn things without even trying.
She has insane reaction speed too, because I used to watch her play Brood War and I'd almost vomit from the screen constantly changing every .5 seconds.
>My onee-san can beat me at every video game we play
>>109253652 is pretty accurate. I'm not happy about where it got me.
I intentionally don't think about that. I'm scared enough to honestly think that I would immediately do it again if the chance came up. I wasn't kidding when I said it was abusive, there was more to it than just being horny. For me anyway. That's why I absolutely don't want to bring it up with my sister.
off the top of my head:
wargame red dragon
eye divine cybermancy
left 4 dead
basically anything where you can work together and you won't let her down too much
go to /v/ if you're desperate i'm sure they'd appreciate a siscon thread
I don't think I can play L4D, I get motion sickness whenever I play FPS games.
I'm okay with the quality time we spend, I'm not too worried about not playing video games with her.
>he's really fond of me and tells me that "I'm the coolest in-law" he'll ever have.
Anon.... how could you?
Even I'm sad now.
Finding the right one isn't easy regardless of age. Keep trying.
I'm 21 this July and my girlfriend is 28, we've been happy for 3 years now. Those beginning months were awfully rocky though.
It's not even like I'm trying to find someone who's older than me, just someone who isn't an awkward teenage girl.
Well, seeing as I'm still 18 I guess an actual serious relationship is still a bit off.
Sage for blogging.
I really don't have enough older sisters in my /a/ folder.
>tfw remembering that my nee-chan used tomake me dress up in girly clothes and then laugh at me with her friends
Man, What I would do to have an older sister like Touka.
>Realize the there are people here who haven't read Ane Log
Posting first chapter or two.
>oh man, this series looks really good
>let me grab it off mangatraders
i am officially interested
pity mangatraders is ded
onee-sans are nice. My friend growing up had an older sister who would drive out to see us okay soccer, and she kept on coming even when he quit but I was still playing.
She was really pretty too. Confident that she's the reason I like older girls.
That's really bizarre. My older sister would do the same thing and go to the team games even after I stopped playing because of an injury.
...was this by Edinburgh by any chance?
This thread is a fucking mess, heavy chance of therapy session with a slight chance of thread related posts
It's okay. I used to play some awflu MMO with /a/ and adopted anons as my children, and they still call me "mom" and treat me like an actual mom even though we stopped playing. It's good enough for now...
I have three nee-sans.
None of them are close to my own age or were around on a constant basis growing up. At least we are all on good terms.
Same here, have 2 nee-san, both of which are already married and have 2 daughters each.
I only meet with them twice a year and they just treat me like an acquaintance, but both of them are pretty nice.
Wait, I take that back.
This is what I did for my imouto and she ended up disliking me even more.
Maybe the only way to win was to not play at all.
Yeah, wish I was closer to them as well.
A surrogate nee-san would be nice.
I don't think he hates me, I just wish he could come to me more whenever he wants to talk.
We played a lot as kids but me leaving for school while he was in junior high didn't let me interact with him much while he was still growing in those tender preteen years. I'm pretty sure that's why he's so distant, because he's embarrassed whenever I rub shoulders with him.
That's pretty fucked up guys. How close are you guys with your sisters? She's like my best friend, she even changes I'm front of me. Although she does tell me to close my eyes. I just can't bring myself to get aroused by her, and I'm sure its the same for her.
>taking anything on 4chan seriously.
I don't know if it's better than an onee-san, but he probably is my best friend and my role model. It was him that introduced me to anime, technology, games etc back in 2000. He also taught me self-defense so that I wouldn't be bullied at school. I can truly say he is my bro in all senses of the word.
Shut up fag, I'm not stopping anyone talking about incest sure earlier I was trying to stay on topic, I was trying to encourage to stop with the bitching and whining about life problems
if people want advice go to /adv/
this is /a/ for anime and manga not peoples life problems shit
Why does it seem like there are generally more imoutos in anime than nee-sans? It's a crime.
>TFW had an older brother instead of an older sister
He was incredibly abusive, and beat me on a regular basis, with either his fists, golf clubs, or whatever was in his hand. I only had a single mom who was handicapped and really couldn't do anything about him. Sometimes he'd pawn my games/consoles off as well, and anything considered remotely valuable to use for cigarette money. Most of my childhood was lived in fear locked away in my room, sometimes holding the door closed with all my might if he tried to open it to get me. Since I was a good few years younger, I could never pose even the slightest threat, and the few times I did stand up to him, I was promptly defeated. My childhood was a hell.
Now I can't help but wonder how different my life would be if I had an older sister instead of a brother. Especially considering that I'm into Femdom, Older/Taller women, people who smoke, and the ilk.
I have no plans to fuck my oneesan, but we used to sleep next to each other every night and take baths together.
I always get a little angry at shitty otoutos and imoutos who don't treat their doting onee-san with love.
I wish I had an oneesan for platonic cuddles.
Next time, I will have my own twin nee-chan ;_;
My sister is like this. She's always hugging me and pushing physical contact. Its not that I don't like her but I think she may be hinting at something more than just platonic hugs.
She has C cups I think and she's always pushing her chest up on me, and she attacks me in bed and latches onto me with her arms and legs. It might be in all fun for all I know, but it feels like more to me.
Being this uncertain hurts /a/
Your description sounds like every single dense MC ever.
"X keeps rubbing up to me and hanging around me, what could it mean?"
I'll be honest, though, until my onee-san went to college I didn't even have a sex drive.
Romance and sexuality were disgusting to me. Her platonic sisterly love was all I needed.
But once we stopped hanging out, romance and sexuality started seeming appealing for some reason.
I think it would be weird after this long, besides what would I do? touch her? I'm beta as fuck yo
I'm sure she does love me
Its different when its your sister who's like your best friend
Perhaps in a different life time.
Here, have the best nee-san in hentai history.
It could ruin a perfectly good relationship.
I did once by mistake. It was pretty soft, but kind of firm. We kind of stopped wrestling for a second because she was surprised. It got sort of weird so we just stopped wrestling for a good while.
>It was pretty soft, but kind of firm
I agree with >>109264530. Just try and escalate it a little bit without doing anything you can't back out of.
You'll be straddling a very thin line though. It's up to you if it's worth it.
I'm in no way going to do this while she's sober though. She's been telling me she wants to do weed with me lately. I'll drink a bit with her and smoke up and just pray to god she will get in a wrestle playful mood.
If it ever happens I'll make an oneesan thread asap and tell /a/
>anon having a drunken romp with his nee-san
We've both smoked weed before with others, just never together. She's been saying a lot lately that she wants to get high with me. I'm totally okay with it.
You think I shouldn't? If she's not attracted to me I won't do it. Maybe I shouldn't, kind if sounds like I'm taking advantage of her. I don't know man. I want it but I don't want to do it if she doesn't want to.
But it might turn into something beautiful
Of course I wouldn't start it with me blogging.
Please stop thinking with your penises, anons.
This could go badly. ;_;
I would never post a picture of her on /a/. Are you crazy?
You're right. I'll stop talking now. Ill make a thread and update you guys the day it happens.
It could. I'll have to think over everything.
It's not just the penis Anon, it's the heart. Think of how intense their love could be. Society wouldn't like it, but they don't care. They love each other with all their hearts, and she'll do her best to take care of her little otouto, no mater the cost, no matter what others say. And he'll gladly follow his Onee-san where ever she tells him to. And why?
Because a love so pure, so strong, that nothing could come in between them. Not even
You wouldn't stuff someone's onee-san into a locker... would you? I just want a nice otouto to buy treats for. ;_;
Look anon, I've seen tons of friendships become awkward and eventually die off because of a drunken night of accidental sex. You can't just naively assume things will go well.
I've seen too much. The risk isn't worth taking.
Why can't just having platonic fun be the fantasy? Why do you have to bring sex into it?
Honestly, you really probably shouldn't. You run the possibility of screwing up everything you have, even if handled correctly.
Getting high and just chilling sounds alright but if you get drunk and something happens then it will just be a stupid drunken mistake.
Don't take it farther then snuggling unless she does.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Always assuming the worst case scenario and being afraid of risk is what gives people neuroses. It could go horribly wrong, but it could also go wonderfully right. You'll never know unless you try.
That is where our ideologies part Anon. I think when you have something, you take as much risks as possible to make that relationship the best it can ever be.
You guys on here are all I have.
And I don't even know your names.
Don't assume. My first post to him warned him that it was a huge risk and he has to consider whether it's worth it or not. Even on this anonymous image board, I don't want some poor guy to ruin his life. But, I also don't want someone to give up a chance for something beautiful because of fear-mongering that might not even be justified.
> Why can't just having platonic fun be the fantasy? Why do you have to bring sex into it?
Too true. There needs to be more anime about intimate, yet platonic, siblings.
A Furou Kyodai adaptation would be a good one.
Civilization originated in Britain everyone else is a foreign dog that lives to serve the commonwealth realm
Please Please no need to shower me with praise my dear subjects
Also, stop posting white anime girls, Muhammad.
On a serious note incest is a gateway drug to jail and genetic disorders so don't do it kids and Certainly don't take advantage of someone as I am sure our waifu's would not be most pleased
>you will never be a BritShiite
>you will never engage in the mandatory Quran reading
>you will never lose all of your freedom
God damn it feels good to be American. Hell, I'd rather be an Argentinian than be Brit.
Fuck off. This is an American image board where we discuss anime. If I want to speak of the glory of my country, it's ok. Without this glorious country, we wouldn't have this site.
>all these Ameribros
God damn I love you guys.
Ah yes the country that protected us from the IRA and Argentina- oh wait no you didn't
I have a great love for America so I have no issue's worth arguing with people over in regards to their nation
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This thread went to shit so long ago
Sure you did
I tried my best up there to keep it on track but got flamed so I ended trying to have as much fun as possible with the shit fest but lets post more Onee-sans
Do people really want Touka to be their Onee-san?
Here, a person who is perfectly on topic