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Surely, older onee-san types are better, right?

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Surely, older onee-san types are better, right?
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>>109247281
Yes.
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Absolutely.
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B-but a girl older than me is already christmas cake
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>>109247353
>not wanting to be with an older girl who gets upset and pouts whenever she hears 'christmas cake'
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>>109247353
Yes, and?
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>>109247281
I've been spoiled by living with 3 older sisters. Some really are the best, but not all.

It's tough being the little brother who was the target of 15 year old awkward tenderness and 16 year old stress.
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I would rather have an older dominant caring Onee-san than an imouto
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>>109247519
There's not enough of this anywhere.
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>>109247519
>you will never stammer and stutter when you see your older sister walk out of the shower with only a towel on
>you will never hear the words "Hey bro, get me a beer from the fridge will 'ya?"
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I just can't understand why someone would want imouto when they could have something like this.
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>>109247749
Are you trying to make me throw myself through a window?
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i want to be held by a taller older woman
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>>109248287
>alternatively, you will never have a clumsy, well-endowed big sister who comes home early just to play games with you
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>>109248452
Is this the "make me depressed thread" because it feels like it

Literally Onee-sans are the future, they can protect you, look after you and can be cute and hot at the same time
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>>109248537
I know someone who apparently is seeing their Assistant Professor from when they took Japanese in university. She's in her mid-late twenties, and he's about 21 now.

Why can't I live the dream like him?
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>>109248581
Because we are disgusting human beings that don't deserve to see our dreams become reality
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>everyone in this thread is just a beta FUCK who likes old hags
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>>109248828
>Alpha enough to want to tackle an older woman
>Not Beta enough to require an imouto or loli to make me feel more Alpha
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>>109248828
Onee-sans are the real deal. They'll love and care for you more than an imouto ever will.

Deal with it.
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>tfw firstborn

;_;
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>>109249036

Me too.

AND my imouto hates me.

A fate worse than Hitler
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>>109249036
>>109249069
I'm so sorry. I can only imagine how hard it might be to find an older-sister figure without an actual older sister.
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>>109249097

I-I'm so sorry, anon.
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>>109249069
Don't give up, Benio wouldn't
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>tfw i'm the middle child of five
>tfw i'm the only boy
>tfw i can't handle all the teasing
>tfw i'm the only male child born in my whole extended family in two generations
It's a blessing and a curse. my second elder sister is pretty cool, the oldest is never here, the youngest never leaves me alone, and all of my cousins are the age of my younger sister and they all hate me.
tldr oneesans a best
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>>109249156

She hates me because I beat her at everything she tries.

And then she gets mad at me when I let her win.

She stopped playing piano because of me.

I dunno anon, I threw in the towel a while ago.
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>>109249169
>tfw i'm an only child

I will never know the feeling of sibling love or sibling hate
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I've slept with my older sister for a week straight when she and her fiance were having a really bad fight two years ago.

Neither of us have brought it up since.
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>come home from work
>nee-san is making dinner

This is the best feeling.
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>>109249232
But did you cuddle?
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>>109249270
We did one night. It was kind of weird in retrospect, but we were both horribly depressed and without any self control.
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>>109249232

What's so bad about it? I don't see anything wrong with sleeping next to your sibling.
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>>109249327
Sometimes is best just to cuddle it out
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>>109249336
pls
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>>109249393
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My older sister absolutely hates me. Most mean spirited and antagonistic person I know.

She's probably the reason that I'm such a roller-coaster of emotion.
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>>109249413
Maybe she's a Tsundere and you just haven't unlocked her dere side yet
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>>109249336
I'm not saying that sex between siblings is always bad, but I don't think either of us should have done that.

It seriously changed the relationship and image between the two of us by a great deal. It especially stings when I talk to her fiance, because he's really fond of me and tells me that "I'm the coolest in-law" he'll ever have.
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>>109249413
it's called tough love you pussy. mine did the same thing untill i manned up and grew a pair
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>>109249476

>sex with siblings

I thought he slept with her.
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>>109249476
Woah wait what you had sex?

>>109249493
I thought he just meant slept in the same bed
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>actually fucking older sister
>not talking about delicious 2D onee-sans

this is horrible
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>>109249570

Yeah, that's what I thought too.
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>>109249493
>>109249570
Uh...

Well... that's what I meant by slept with my older sister.
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>>109249631

That's too embarrassing to even think about.
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Since when did "sleep" mean "have sex"?
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>>109249631

>>109249270 and >>109249327 implied that it was just cuddling,, if your confused
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>>109249602

Delicious 2D onee-sans don't come much better than

"TOMO-KUN!!!!!!!!!"
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>>109249672
>>109249679
>>109249686
Oh God. I'm really embarrassed for even talking about it now.
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>>109249672
>>109249631
>>109249686

I never asked for this
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>>109249631
>>109249706
Guess you shouldn't have said anything in the first place then.

I'm sorry it didn't work out nicely though. if it makes you feel better.
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>>109249706
well since we're letting our skeletons out of the closet, i lost my virginity to my cousin.
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>>109249850

No no, "slept with someone" is an american idiom for "I had sex with someone." I was just being stupid and didn't see it.

It's not his fault.
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>>109249706
Don't worry, Anon. I also had a few of these issues going with my Onee-san as a teen.

I've never fucked her, though. Just groping her tits and feeling her up while she stroked my dick through my pants.

She's in her late 20 today and lives with her boyfriend. We never bring it up but I wonder if she still remembers.
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Onee-sans are the best!
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>>109249327
>we were both horribly depressed and without any self control

Please do tell me more.
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>>109249883
>>109249911
>>109249966
The thread the thread WONT SOMEONE THINK OF THE TREAD!!!

It was meant to be about cute stuff involving Onee-sans not an incest convention
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>>109249850
It's just more that it's really fucked up to me when I think about how we played with each other as kids and we got along well, and then everything stopped as soon as that happened. But as far as I can tell, she doesn't absolutely hate me.

>>109249966
She definitely remembers. You don't just "forget" something like that when it happens as a teenager unless you're incredibly dense.
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>>109250051
Both of us were on rocky relationships. I was just off from having to withdraw for the next semester because of something out of my hands, and she had just lost her job. Our dad was having chemo the summer before, and things didn't look great for him at the time.

It was abusive for both of us.
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>>109250082
You already know you're gonna carry that weight. But you all still seem like you're still talking and communication of any sort is better than none at all. Still, I would try and repair your relationship if that is what you want. I know my sisters have done some things that damaged our relationship and we have spent years trying to repair it, but its making progress. Hang in there, anon.
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please stop with the incest
you're making people jealous
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>>109250082
>She definitely remembers

O-okay.. now I feel awkward myself. We just met the other day and she recommended some decent shoujo manga and asked me if I like Ecchi. I denied it and she showed my some weird borderline Ecchi manga in which the MC tied up a girl. What the actual fuck please STOP I DON'T WANT TO REMEMBER it's all coming back now ;_;
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>>109250057
to be fair we didn't know we were related at the time we found out half a week later at the family reunion. turned out we were fourth cousins that was years and years ago now. we're still on good terms and go drinking every friday
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This thread is fucked I can't save
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>>109250312
>fourth cousins
so essentially strangers?
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>>109250245
Sounds like you need to do some tender hand-holding there, anon. She sounds like she's thirsty and wants the otouto spunk.

>>109249232
A week STRAIGHT? You fucked your onee-san for a fucking week nonstop?
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>>109250346

You can't escape.

You're here forever.
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This thread is just getting more and more awkward...
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>>109247281
Surely.
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>>109250514
Well at least it isn't child-parent incest stories
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>>109249336
So pure
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>>109250536

You're calling me pure, but I feel retarded instead.
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>>109250195
Dude... they're going to be having kids, and then whenever I look at them it'll be all kinds of weird.
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>>109250183
Did you cum inside?
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>>109250447
Ain't that the fucking truth, this is the only Onee-san thread and I'll be damned if I'm leaving

>>109250245
>>109250312
>>109250402
>>109250385

You people get a fucking grip this is not a therapy session this is a time for us to forget such problems and revel in the marvel of 2D onee-sans

GLORY BE TO ONEE-SAN
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>>109250627
I'd rather not get into details.
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>>109250514
Don't tell me you actually believe greentext stories and the like.
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>>109250514
I think you mean more and more sexy.
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>>109250672
Sometimes it's okay to be a dreamer, anon.
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>>109250672
Someone telling people a story about stuff they claim to wish they could forget is far to obvious of a lie
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>>109250646
Here, I'll help.
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>>109250564
That just makes you cuter.
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>>109250738

You're embarrassing me...
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Benio is contender for top ten onee-san surely?
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>>109250670
Fair enough, it was a facetious question anyway. I wish you and your sister the best of luck.
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>>109250646
I don't know why people don't like Chifuyu more.

She's literally perfect in heart, mind, and body. Objectively the best girl by being an onee-san.
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>>109250731
thank you anon-kun :<
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Kagari NTR doujins are the best.
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>>109250758
No.
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>>109250798
>Kagari NTR
>implying she wouldn't fry the dicks off of anyone trying to even smell her
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>>109250784
She's strong, responsible and a solid role model for both genders, she is also stern and strict but knows when to show her loving side. You are correct in that she is the perfect Onee-san
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>>109250758
>Disregards imouto's opinions and doesn't have any limits

Not at all.
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>>109250784
>you will never give Chifuyu-nee a back rub
>she will never reward you with a massage of her own

kill me
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Oh hai what's going in in this thr-
aww heck.
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>>109250784
>I don't know why people don't like Chifuyu more.
But we do.
She really is perfect. Both as a woman and a sister.
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Can Kaede be considered as an older sister?

I really wish NNB had more of her. I liked her the most.
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>>109250855
>Imouto playing Tsundere
>Benio determined to bring out the dere side thus bringing out the best in her imouto

>>109250866
I'm already dead
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>>109251001
Older sister =/= older sister figure

>>109251015
The imouto isn't Tsun, neither is Mashiro
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>>109250970
>that age progression
>that sisterly smile in every single picture
>that fucking head-petting and protective gesturing of ichika

Prime example of Goddess in shit show.
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>>109247749
Actually, I have done both of those things, and more, because I do have an older sister
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>>109251070
>and more
>more

What's "more"?
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>>109251033
I was talking about Mashiro not Kobeni

>>109251034

Prime example of Goddess in favourite show
but no Chifuyu is loved and she is a great sister
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>>109251087
No we have just got away from it we are not fucking going back there
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>>109251156
Mashiro isn't Tsun, she just plain dislikes Benio. Benio has the basis for being a good onee-san but her personality fucks it over
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>>109250970
I still hope...
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>>109251087
>>109251214
Nothing lewd, we play games together, and she used to read to me and help me with my homework.
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>older sister thread
>chifuyu

I have waited months for this.
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>>109251264
Laaaaaaaaaaaame. What a buzzkill.

I'm really envious of you. I wish I had an older sister while growing up. Even if she didn't like me, I would still be attached to her.
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>Convert thread to IS

My work is complete
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>>109251310
My goal all along
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>>109251367
Every oneesan thread turns into a Chifuyu thread.
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>>109251454
That's fine though. Onee-sans of any kind are welcome in this thread.
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>you will never fuck an onee
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>>109251559
As if you read my mind, another one of my favorite Onee-sans as well as another anime regarded as shit which is one of my favorites
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>>109251663
Apparently people in this thread have. Literally fucked their onee.
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>>109251663
Stop we have left that realm you want stories like that scroll up first
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>No otouto to spoil.
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>>109251752
You can spoil me if you want.

Only authentic older sisters need apply.
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You know who else is a great Onee-san?

Tabane Shinonono
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>>109251792

I have a lot of disposable income. Do you like sweets?
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>>109248452
I have this one. She's the one who influenced me to play games and watch anime to start with.
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>>109251809
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>>109251845
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>>109251793
She is a interesting case, generally a great person to the people she cares about. But wouldn't bat a eye at anybody else.
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>>109251793
Why not an oneesan harem?
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>>109251882
Also the cause of 99% of the problems and big incidents in IS but still a great Onee-san
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>>109251904
>oneesan harem
As awesome as it would be to have more than one older sister figure, I'd much rather be monogamous to one older sister.
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>>109251904
Yes an Onee-san harem would be great but I don't imagine Chifuyu being the type to share, plus Yamada would need removing off that first
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Yes.

Imoutos a shit, they're like pets.
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>>109251904
>harem
See >>109251969 , Chifuyu would probably stare down any other girl into oblivion before letting them get close to her otouto.
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>>109251918
Well she only cares about Houki, the Orimura siblings and Chloe. From what i can see she would let the rest of the world burn as long as they are ok
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>>109252078
Well she did launch the worlds nukes at Japan (so she could show off her IS's) as well as being behind the other major incidences so you are correct in that manner of speaking, but she has the capacity to care for other people it's just bonds need to be established with her before she will start to care otherwise she will see no reason to care.
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>>109251973
Technically twins, but my imouto actually calls me the "dog" of the family.

Incidentally, she followed me to my university of choosing when we graduated from highschool.
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>>109252334
Abusive Tsun?
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>>109252334
Did you stop her from being raped during the first week?
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>>109250755
I think I'm in love with you.
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>>109252414

Don't do that anon... I'm a filthy ex-tripfag.
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How does /a/ feel about delusional nee-chans?
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>>109251973
Why Onee-san with beauty mark making me funny inside?
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>>109252457
Delusional in what sense?
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>>109252334
She might be tsundere-ing you.
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>>109252390
I've never seen the 'dere' part if she had one, but I love her and I'm sure she feels the same way.

>>109252394
She's a small asian girl who cant into social interaction with large groups of people. I'm pretty sure she never went to a single bruh party in her life.
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>>109251845
>>109251872
>only going that far

Exchange e-mails, Anons. Send a package of sweets to his local post office.
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>>109252486
It's called affection, anon. It's what happens when two people genuinely care about each other and they know it.
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>>109252499
Never read Ane Log?
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My onee-san is a rather strange one.

For one, she's basically the opposite of what I know from most girls, in a sense that she's very logical and has a hard time expressing her emotions and feelings. To a point where it's too scary to argue with her on any topic that I'm not 100% confident with. I think this is why she appears to be a cold and distance person, and this is probably she she's never had a boyfriend till now. I don't even think she's bad looking...

Truthfully speaking, I can tell that she tries her best to express her affections. She often buys me the shortcake I really like on her way home, and she checks in on me often while passing it off as an "I was on my way to the bathroom and your room was in the way" type deal.

I want her to be happy, does she have any hope in finding a romantic love interest? ;_;
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>>109252598
No can't say I have sorry
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>>109252609
From what you just told me she sounds like someone I'd want to get to know. Eccentricity isn't a bad thing.
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>>109252609
What the fuck are you doing asking people on /a/ about hope in a romantic capacity? do you really think we are the best to answer? Jesus christ if you are asking us then no it's over buy her some SoL box sets and tell her to embrace 2D or rot in the pursuit of happyness
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>>109252615
>He hasn't read delusional Ane the manga
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>>109252727
I introduced her to some anime series but I can't tell if she likes them or not. She usually spends most of her time playing playing violin, Civilization 5 and one of those MOBA games, I think.

>>109252718
You'd most likely end up thinking she dislikes you, but she's just bad at small talks and whatnot. I don't think you're ready to bear this burden.
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>>109252781
>Hasn't read every manga in existence
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>>109252837
Depends, does she ever talk up a storm if it's a topic she is knowledgeable about?
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>>109252448
That's kind of gross.
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>>109252609
sounds like autism
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>>109252837
>playing violin
>civ
>periodically checks up on you to see if you're okay

what the fuck man

why don't i get beautiful nice things
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>>109252869
For somebody who apparently likes onee-sans alot I'd think you would have found that manga and have read it already
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>>109252882
Not particularly. She's not that talkative in general.

Most of the quality time I spend with her doesn't really involve talking. We just silently watch TV shows together.

>>109252904
Perhaps. If she does, it's probably not a sever case... I hope. What are some autism-specific signs I should look out for?
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>>109252915
Yeah you are right in that aspect it is probably in my manga backlog, problem with my backlog is I get distracted by other anime and manga and it takes me forever to get through it
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>>109252905
the thing is, if you did, you wouldn't appreciate it

its one of the laws of human existence

only people who don't have nice things can truly appreciate them
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>tfw your onee-san is a huge bitch

I want to love her but I can't.
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>>109252902

I'm sorry, anon.

You should stay away from me.
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>>109252951
>I hope

If she is autistic, it's not on the side of the spectrum you'd have to worry about regardless.
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>>109253078
I guess so. Aren't severely autistic people unable to function in society? My nee-san acquired tons of college credits in high school and finished her undergrad degree at her university in like two years.

I can rely on her to help me with studying if I'm ever stuck, so that's pretty neat I guess.
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>>109252609
If I was interested in 3D that would be the perfect girl. I like quite, sensible people. They're the only ones I enjoy being around, throw in physical attraction and all's good.

I'm sure she'll find someone some day, anon.
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>>109252615
You need to read it, it's pretty hilarious. The sister thinks her little brother is a sis-con pervert when everyone can clearly see that she is delusional.
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>>109251358
I have three older sisters, and none of them are nearly as good/caring as the onee-chan archetype.
;_;
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>>109253144
I've tried to set her up with some of the older classmates I met in college, but most of them are scared of her.

One of them said she was dead inside, so I stopped talking to him.
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>>109253145
Thanks for the rec I'll be sure to check it out soon I have a lot of free time with uni being over
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I love the older-sisterish-but-not-actually-related archetype too. Especially in h-manga
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>>109253057
I will. Actually, put your trip back on so I can filter you.

No, wait, just kill yourself to save us all the trouble.

>there are people on /a/ that don't automatically hate tripfags on sight
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>>109253170
That's unfortunate.
My oldest sister is pretty lazy and unreliable, but the second oldest took care of me when our parents divorced. We've been sharing an apartment since I graduated out of convenience.
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>>109253269

There would be no point, I don't post with my trip anymore.

I'm sorry that you wasted your time to talk to me, anon. ;_;
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>>109253119
autism means communication and empathy issues, repetitive behavior, obsession with certain topics, needing specific routines

that sort of thing

>>109253205
>One of them said she was dead inside, so I stopped talking to him.
you're a good man in a terrible world
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>>109253205
What a giant fuck.
Have you ever spoken to her about what she wants?
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>>109253302
Tripfaggotry isn't just using a tripcode, it's a personality disorder. Whether or not you're tripping won't change the fact that you're likely a huge fag.


It's nothing personal, I just can't go against my principles Anon. Maybe we'll meet again someday.
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>>109249232
You're the luckiest anon on the planet, I think.
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>>109253305
Hmm, that doesn't sound like my nee-san then. Only thing she's kind of iffy on might be communication.

>>109253322
She expressed interest in wanting to raise a baby, but not much else about what kind of a man she'd like to be married to. Whenever our cousin brings baby son with her, he's basically gonna be in my nee-san's 24/7.
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>>109253284
living the dream
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Onee-chan's are the best as long as they're not your real sisters.
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>>109253401
I meant my nee-san's arms 24/7. My typo just turn that sentence into something awful.
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>>109253170
Do you get bullied or do you get pampered?
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>>109253260
>but-not-actually-related
Heresy
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>>109253483
Me and my youngest nee-chan used to fight a lot about stupid stuff, but now we're kinda close.
As for the other two, they're half, so I only see them like, once a year, and don't have a relationship with them.
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>>109253483
Asuka > Tsukino > Yuki > Haruka
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>>109253119
>I guess so. Aren't severely autistic people unable to function in society ?
...only in niches like animal vet or hermit scientist.There are advantages that will mostly cancel out the autism drawback, like being rich or a attractive girl.
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>>109253377
He sounds pretty upset about it actually.

>>109253421
I am. I actually get a little worried that I'm going to look at her as more than my big sis.
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>>109253269
>Hurr durr nonsensical hatred and misguided feelings of superiority.
/a/ would be a nicer place without you.
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>>109253756
Not him, but /a/ isn't meant to be a nice place
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>>109253652
>I actually get a little worried that I'm going to look at her as more than my big sis.
l-lewd
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>>109253787
ah, my mistake. Thank you.
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>>109253652
He's upset because of the circumstances it grew out of, not the act itself. It if had been 'conducted' on better terms he'd probably be more positive about it.

Which means you just need to ensure that if anything develops, it develops for the right reasons.
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Reminder that you have a higher chance of having to watch your onee die of old age than your imouto.
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>>109253205
>To a point where it's too scary to argue with her on any topic that I'm not 100% confident with.
>One of them said she was dead inside
Could simply be a case of high IQ and introversion, not necessarily autism. On the assumption that this is correct (beware over-the-nternet diagnosis) and based on assortative marriage studies I would say she might prefer someone with similar traits.
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>>109253830
Right, but that doesn't mean he's lucky or even the tiniest bit of fortunate if he regrets it.
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>>109253906
Agreed.
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>>109253902
She definitely has a very high IQ, she's able to absorb information and learn things without even trying.

She has insane reaction speed too, because I used to watch her play Brood War and I'd almost vomit from the screen constantly changing every .5 seconds.

>My onee-san can beat me at every video game we play

M-My masculinity...
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>>109253976
find something with lower APM that you'd both enjoy, ideally something you can team up on or play coop
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>>109254065
I tried multiplayer Civ 5 with her.

It takes too long. I don't know how ANYONE plays Civ 5 for 5+ hours straight.
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>>109254101
>I don't know how ANYONE plays Civ 5 for 5+ hours straight.

Wait, you haven't played a Civ game that went on for days?
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>>109253377

>>109253652 is pretty accurate. I'm not happy about where it got me.

>>109253830
>>109253906
>>109253921
I intentionally don't think about that. I'm scared enough to honestly think that I would immediately do it again if the chance came up. I wasn't kidding when I said it was abusive, there was more to it than just being horny. For me anyway. That's why I absolutely don't want to bring it up with my sister.
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>>109254210
No...

I play animal crossing on my 3DS when I'm bored for like 30 minutes.
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>>109254101
off the top of my head:
wargame red dragon
eye divine cybermancy
left 4 dead

basically anything where you can work together and you won't let her down too much

go to /v/ if you're desperate i'm sure they'd appreciate a siscon thread
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>>109253870
Don't women live longer than men? If you are the otouto she might outlive you, even if she is older by just a few years.
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>>109248241
do they fug
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>>109247281
I have high hopes.
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>>109247281
N-no...
YES THEY FUCKING ARE
If only I could find an older woman who'd be down with doing a younger man.
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>>109254323
I don't think I can play L4D, I get motion sickness whenever I play FPS games.

I'm okay with the quality time we spend, I'm not too worried about not playing video games with her.
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>>109253641
I can never decide between the main 3.
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>>109249189
>this logic
Just tell her that if she wants to beat you at something, she needs to put in more effort.
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>>109254223
>I wasn't kidding when I said it was abusive
what the fuck did you do?
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>>109254101
playing on max speed i've done 3 hour + games before, but that's the extent of my attention span
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>>109249476
>he's really fond of me and tells me that "I'm the coolest in-law" he'll ever have.
Anon.... how could you?
Even I'm sad now.
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>>109254426
Asuka has my favorite VA, so it's a no-brainer for me
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>>109254372
Finding the right one isn't easy regardless of age. Keep trying.

I'm 21 this July and my girlfriend is 28, we've been happy for 3 years now. Those beginning months were awfully rocky though.
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>>109253637
I have two older half sisters, they're basically not even family. I only know they're married.
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>>109254619
>having a girlfriend

GET. OUT.
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>>109254360
No, but she's a great nee-san.
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>>109254483
Talking and revealing things that we both should've kept to ourselves.

Especially promises that we knew were just falsely reassuring.
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>>109254483
>>109254545
I get the feeling there was some NTR. And he'd do it again.
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>>109254619
It's not even like I'm trying to find someone who's older than me, just someone who isn't an awkward teenage girl.
Well, seeing as I'm still 18 I guess an actual serious relationship is still a bit off.

Sage for blogging.
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I really don't have enough older sisters in my /a/ folder.
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>tfw remembering that my nee-chan used tomake me dress up in girly clothes and then laugh at me with her friends
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>>109254785
your teasing is killing me anon

>>109254786
you're the worst
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>>109254786
if you read up, he said that they fucked when she and her fiance were fighting
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>>109254739
>implying having a girlfriend makes you unable to watch anime
I broke up with mine because she said that she hated everything made by Shaft.
Fucking bitch.
God I love her.
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>>109254855
Start collecting!
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it's better when you have both.
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>>109254893
I've read that doujin.
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>>109254739
Control your autism, Elliot.
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>>109254926
and he'd do it again
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>>109254739
but she likes anime and manga

It's okay to have nice things and be able to share them with people you love. Nobody said otherwise.
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>>109255296
NO. YOU CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS HERE. LEAVE HER OR LEAVE US.
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What's a good onee-san manga to start reading?

Nothing too lewd, just something that'll make me go doki doki.
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Man, What I would do to have an older sister like Touka.
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>See thread
>Realize the there are people here who haven't read Ane Log
Posting first chapter or two.
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>>109255816
2/6
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>>109255869
3/6
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>>109255910
4/6
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>>109255962
5/6
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>>109256010
6/6
End of Chapter.
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>>109255816
>oh man, this series looks really good
>let me grab it off mangatraders
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>>109256065
i am officially interested
pity mangatraders is ded for now
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>>109256130
>>109256147
>mangatraders mind
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>>109247281
onee-sans are nice. My friend growing up had an older sister who would drive out to see us okay soccer, and she kept on coming even when he quit but I was still playing.

She was really pretty too. Confident that she's the reason I like older girls.
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>>109256130
>>109256147
Fucksake

>go looking for name of scanlators
>go looking for their site
>they have no site
>online readers

Fuck this gay earth, I won't resort to that shit.
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>>109256393
That's really bizarre. My older sister would do the same thing and go to the team games even after I stopped playing because of an injury.

...was this by Edinburgh by any chance?
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>>109255962
>brocon in denial.tiff
delicious
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from experience onee>imo

>my imouto is a huge conniving manipulating bitch
>my onee is really cool and nice
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>>109255816
Keep an eye out for that flash animation whenever it comes out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y__X9zrPlcw
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This thread is a fucking mess, heavy chance of therapy session with a slight chance of thread related posts
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>oneesans are the best!
I wish my little brother thought that... ;_;
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>>109257573

I wish my imouto thought that too...

Let's be depressed together.
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>>109257573
>>109257599
>unloved oneechans
earth is hell
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>>109257702

It's okay. I used to play some awflu MMO with /a/ and adopted anons as my children, and they still call me "mom" and treat me like an actual mom even though we stopped playing. It's good enough for now...
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>>109257571
thanks for contributing so relentlessly to its shittiness
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>>109257599
>>109257856
That's cute. I'm not good with games at all, except for silly phone games.
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I have three nee-sans.
None of them are close to my own age or were around on a constant basis growing up. At least we are all on good terms.
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>>109257879
Someone has to keep this shit fest going otherwise it might spill into another thread
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>>109257927

Tell me about your otouto, is he adorable?
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>>109257950
Same here, have 2 nee-san, both of which are already married and have 2 daughters each.
I only meet with them twice a year and they just treat me like an acquaintance, but both of them are pretty nice.
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>>109258070
He just turned 15. The cutest boy when he grew up, but he's very aggressive and gets into a lot of fights.

He's finally taller than me now too, but I don't mind.
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>>109258301

You should try to do nice things for him, something that lets him know you care about him.
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>>109258357

Wait, I take that back.

This is what I did for my imouto and she ended up disliking me even more.

Maybe the only way to win was to not play at all.
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When I was 16 my oneesan used to let me sit on her lap, she would wrap her arms around me and kiss my neck alot. She passed away 2 years ago from a drunk driver.
Life is fucking unfair.
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>>109258126
Yeah, wish I was closer to them as well.
A surrogate nee-san would be nice.
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>>109258357
I don't think he hates me, I just wish he could come to me more whenever he wants to talk.

We played a lot as kids but me leaving for school while he was in junior high didn't let me interact with him much while he was still growing in those tender preteen years. I'm pretty sure that's why he's so distant, because he's embarrassed whenever I rub shoulders with him.
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>>109258588

Best wishes to you and your otouto. I hope you two end up being close pals in the future.
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whats up with ane log on batoto
whats with the french translations
where are the english ones
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>>109258647
Thank you! I hope so too. Little brothers are so responsive and cute, I'm lucky to have one.
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>>109258757

I'm insanely jealous.
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>>109258737
There are english ones but the french ones are way ahead. Its like how the spanish scans of Brynhildr were at around chapter 80 when the english were at chapter 40.
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None of you guys actually want to fuck your onee-san right? I have one and I love her, but I would never stick my dick in her. I can't even get an erection thinking about it.
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>>109258955
I regret that all I did was mutual masturbation with her.
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>>109258955
Well, one anon dared to go that far, and look where it got him.
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>>109258955
Not the ones I have. Want to trade?
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>>109254360
No, that's a realistic series, you should recognize the mangaka.
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>>109258812
I'm not sure if I should gloat or say I'm sorry.

Finding a younger guy isn't the same at all either, it's a matter of fortune to have siblings.
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>>109258988
>>109259058
That's pretty fucked up guys. How close are you guys with your sisters? She's like my best friend, she even changes I'm front of me. Although she does tell me to close my eyes. I just can't bring myself to get aroused by her, and I'm sure its the same for her.
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>>109259318
You must be new to this thread
Pro tip: Don't read into this anymore, thread is not what was advertised
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>>109259318
It depends really on what the household was like as siblings grow up.
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>>109259318
>taking anything on 4chan seriously.
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>>109259371
Man, you're annoying.
If people want to talk about real incest then they are gonna do it.
Stop trying to force them to stop.
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>tfw Aniki
I don't know if it's better than an onee-san, but he probably is my best friend and my role model. It was him that introduced me to anime, technology, games etc back in 2000. He also taught me self-defense so that I wouldn't be bullied at school. I can truly say he is my bro in all senses of the word.
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>>109259318
Do you read incest doujins? Now imagine the feMC in each was your sister.
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>>109259447
Shut up fag, I'm not stopping anyone talking about incest sure earlier I was trying to stay on topic, I was trying to encourage to stop with the bitching and whining about life problems

if people want advice go to /adv/
this is /a/ for anime and manga not peoples life problems shit
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Someone post some more nee-sans.
I apparently have nothing to contribute in my folders.
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Not blood-related?

Still immoral but what can you do?
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>>109259660
only onee you need
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>>109259660
Pseudo-Oneesans are ok?
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>>109259660
how can we forget
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i was always just the annoying younger brother ;-;
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>>109259739
>obvious Ichika wants to fuck her
>she still won't win
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>>109259722
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>>109259804
Chifuyu is his ideal women, shame IS won't go down that path
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>>109259777
I always like these images, for whatever reason. The never fail to amuse me.
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>>109259804
If you can have Chifuyu why would you want anyone else?
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>>109259773
Totally.
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>>109260061
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Why does it seem like there are generally more imoutos in anime than nee-sans? It's a crime.
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>>109260505
lolicons

I'm also an imoutofag, but i'd prefer the older-sister personality in the body of a younger one.
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>TFW had an older brother instead of an older sister

He was incredibly abusive, and beat me on a regular basis, with either his fists, golf clubs, or whatever was in his hand. I only had a single mom who was handicapped and really couldn't do anything about him. Sometimes he'd pawn my games/consoles off as well, and anything considered remotely valuable to use for cigarette money. Most of my childhood was lived in fear locked away in my room, sometimes holding the door closed with all my might if he tried to open it to get me. Since I was a good few years younger, I could never pose even the slightest threat, and the few times I did stand up to him, I was promptly defeated. My childhood was a hell.

Now I can't help but wonder how different my life would be if I had an older sister instead of a brother. Especially considering that I'm into Femdom, Older/Taller women, people who smoke, and the ilk.
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>>109259318
>>109258955
I have no plans to fuck my oneesan, but we used to sleep next to each other every night and take baths together.

I always get a little angry at shitty otoutos and imoutos who don't treat their doting onee-san with love.
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>>109261617
I wish I had an oneesan for platonic cuddles.
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Next time, I will have my own twin nee-chan ;_;
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>>109261699
My sister is like this. She's always hugging me and pushing physical contact. Its not that I don't like her but I think she may be hinting at something more than just platonic hugs.
She has C cups I think and she's always pushing her chest up on me, and she attacks me in bed and latches onto me with her arms and legs. It might be in all fun for all I know, but it feels like more to me.
Being this uncertain hurts /a/
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>>109261429

I'm sorry to hear that, anon.

If it makes you felt better, I would've been a loving onee-san to you and buy you lots of snacks. ;_;
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>>109262473

>felt better

My goodness, I don't even know what happened there.
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>>109262411
You could start with reciprocating.
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>>109262411
Maybe she just loves her brother.
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>>109262411
Your description sounds like every single dense MC ever.

"X keeps rubbing up to me and hanging around me, what could it mean?"
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>>109261699
I'll be honest, though, until my onee-san went to college I didn't even have a sex drive.
Romance and sexuality were disgusting to me. Her platonic sisterly love was all I needed.

But once we stopped hanging out, romance and sexuality started seeming appealing for some reason.
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>>109262723
I think it would be weird after this long, besides what would I do? touch her? I'm beta as fuck yo
>>109262739
I'm sure she does love me
>>109262957
Its different when its your sister who's like your best friend
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>>109262473
Thanks Anon. I would have gladly been the most loving otouto possible.
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>>109263212
>and she attacks me in bed and latches onto me with her arms and legs.
Well, you could try holding her hands when she does.
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>>109263363

Perhaps in a different life time.
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I hate onee threads.
They always make me want to go fap. And cry.
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>>109263378
That's too lewd. Playful wrestling is the right course of action.
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>>109263378
>>109263679
That's the farthest I go. I usually just wrestle around a bit with her but its all in fun. I'm horrified of the though of accidentally grabbing her whole boob
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>>109263759
She probably wouldn't mind.
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>>109263759
Grab her ass next time
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>>109259660
Here, have the best nee-san in hentai history.
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>>109263759
Be careful. A game of domination can turn sexual real fast.
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>>109264376
Can't be helped.
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>>109263881
It could ruin a perfectly good relationship.
>>109263986
I did once by mistake. It was pretty soft, but kind of firm. We kind of stopped wrestling for a second because she was surprised. It got sort of weird so we just stopped wrestling for a good while.
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>>109264468
Just say you're sorry and offer to let her grab your penis to make it even. If she doesn't go for it play it off as a joke and have a laugh.
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>>109264468
>It was pretty soft, but kind of firm
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>>109259660
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>>109264468
I agree with >>109264530. Just try and escalate it a little bit without doing anything you can't back out of.
You'll be straddling a very thin line though. It's up to you if it's worth it.
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>>109264530
We actually have a pretty vulgar humor with each other. I'm going to try that. Maybe. Hopefully it won't ruin a good relationship.
>>109264617
Alice best girl
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>>109264876
The thought of us having secret sex while the parents are out turns me on like no tomorrow. I might risk it
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>>109264886
Good luck fucking your sister bro.
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>>109264933
>>109264886
Ganbatte anon
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>>109264886
>>109264933
>/a/ actually convinced someone to fuck their older sister

I wish I had an older sister

You better tell us how it goes.
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>>109264959
>>109265004
>>109265023
I'm in no way going to do this while she's sober though. She's been telling me she wants to do weed with me lately. I'll drink a bit with her and smoke up and just pray to god she will get in a wrestle playful mood.
If it ever happens I'll make an oneesan thread asap and tell /a/
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>>109265137

Don't do it anon, I'm gonna be the good onee-san and tell you not to smoke weed. ;_;
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>>109265137
>anon having a drunken romp with his nee-san
Nice.
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>>109265137
>taking advantage of your nee-san while she is inebriated.
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>>109265137
Don't smoke weed.
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>>109265137
That will just turn it into a drunken mistake.
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>>109265137
Just remember that the thread will probably get deleted if you start it off with blogshit.

>>109265266
Just like my hentais
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>>109265202
We've both smoked weed before with others, just never together. She's been saying a lot lately that she wants to get high with me. I'm totally okay with it.
>>109265266
You think I shouldn't? If she's not attracted to me I won't do it. Maybe I shouldn't, kind if sounds like I'm taking advantage of her. I don't know man. I want it but I don't want to do it if she doesn't want to.
>>109265274
Its pleasant
>>109265333
But it might turn into something beautiful
>>109265368
Of course I wouldn't start it with me blogging.
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>>109265137
Make sure you creampie
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>>109265437

Sex ruins everything, anon.

Don't do it.
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>>109265501
Don't tell he what to do. He's going to have sex for all of us that won't ever have it.
>>109265437
Pics of sis?
Also, do what this guy said >>109265438
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>>109265501
Or alternatively it could create a love stronger than anything, forged even tougher by the fact it's forbidden by society. It's a love so pure most woud burn touching it.
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>>109265579
This isn't /soc/, stop asking for pics and go away.
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>>109265368
Too late this thread turned into blogshit ages ago
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>>109265579
>Pics of sis?
>>>/soc/
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>>109259660
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>>109265620
>>109265579

Please stop thinking with your penises, anons.

Please.

This could go badly. ;_;
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>>109265622
>>109265647
He's already blogging, why not ask for pics?
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>>109265716
I'm not thinking with my penis, I'm thinking with my heart.
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>>109265716
Shut up before I stuff you in a locker turbo nerd
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>>109265579
I would never post a picture of her on /a/. Are you crazy?
>>109265632
You're right. I'll stop talking now. Ill make a thread and update you guys the day it happens.
>>109265716
It could. I'll have to think over everything.
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>>109265716
It's not just the penis Anon, it's the heart. Think of how intense their love could be. Society wouldn't like it, but they don't care. They love each other with all their hearts, and she'll do her best to take care of her little otouto, no mater the cost, no matter what others say. And he'll gladly follow his Onee-san where ever she tells him to. And why?

Because a love so pure, so strong, that nothing could come in between them. Not even Squidward's House.
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>>109265809
At least post the body. Just crop her face out
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>>109265716
You would seriously ask a man to give up the chance to live his onee fantasy for real? How cruel.
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>>109265787

You wouldn't stuff someone's onee-san into a locker... would you? I just want a nice otouto to buy treats for. ;_;

>>109265836

Look anon, I've seen tons of friendships become awkward and eventually die off because of a drunken night of accidental sex. You can't just naively assume things will go well.

I've seen too much. The risk isn't worth taking.

>>109265930

Why can't just having platonic fun be the fantasy? Why do you have to bring sex into it?
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>>109265726
Boundaries not the crossed. This is one of them.
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>>109265437
Honestly, you really probably shouldn't. You run the possibility of screwing up everything you have, even if handled correctly.
Getting high and just chilling sounds alright but if you get drunk and something happens then it will just be a stupid drunken mistake.
Don't take it farther then snuggling unless she does.
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>>109265961
But what if things do go well?

Risks must be taken sometimes for those we love.
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>>109265868
Actually. I wouldnt mind doing that. I'd get banned even if I did that though. Sorry.
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>>109265996

You haven't experienced the pain of loss, have you, anon?

It's not worth the risk...
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>>109266004
>he won't ban evade
God damn you're pure. Are sure you want to give up that purity to your sister anon?
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>>109266034
I've never had anything to lose Anon. That's why once you have something, you should devote your all to it, don't hold back.
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>>109265975
Yeah. I think you're right. I'm not going to act first unless she does. I'll still drink and do weed with her, but I won't go any further unless she does. Thanks.
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>>109266098

Then you wouldn't understand why it's not worth the risk. Once you have something, the simplest thing can take it away from you.
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>>109266098
You've got to have something. I have my okaasan.
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>>109265961
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Always assuming the worst case scenario and being afraid of risk is what gives people neuroses. It could go horribly wrong, but it could also go wonderfully right. You'll never know unless you try.
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>>109266178

You don't even care about the person in question.

I don't know why I'm bothering with this.
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>>109266210
Just let him try to fuck his sister. She might be totally down for it anyway.
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>>109266135
That is where our ideologies part Anon. I think when you have something, you take as much risks as possible to make that relationship the best it can ever be.

>>109266159
You guys on here are all I have.

And I don't even know your names.
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>>109266265

I don't want him to end up with an irreversible mistake. He has something wonderful with his sibling that I don't.
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>>109266210
Don't assume. My first post to him warned him that it was a huge risk and he has to consider whether it's worth it or not. Even on this anonymous image board, I don't want some poor guy to ruin his life. But, I also don't want someone to give up a chance for something beautiful because of fear-mongering that might not even be justified.
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>trusting /a/
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>>109266324
W-Well do you any to know my name?
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>>109265961
> Why can't just having platonic fun be the fantasy? Why do you have to bring sex into it?
Too true. There needs to be more anime about intimate, yet platonic, siblings.
A Furou Kyodai adaptation would be a good one.
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>>109266419
Mohammad.
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>>109266401
>living in britbongistan
Luckily for me, I don't have a trillion CCTV's filming my every movement
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>>109266419
I meant do you want to know my name
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>>109266401
>both adults
>facing jail time
What the fuck bongs?
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>>109266488
W-What?!? I'm Zach... Not Mohammed
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>>109266521
It's against the Quran you dumbfuck.
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>>109266572
I don't think it actually is.
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>>109266401
>protecting the identities of the accused.
Ah, journalism.
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>>109266521
It's probably less about them being related, and more about they had sex in a public elevator.
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>>109266663
There's no way public indecency gets jailtime.
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>>109266324
Sounds like you are in dire need of a loving brother or sister
>tfw you will never fill the void in another /a/non's heart by becoming his sibling.
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>>109266492
Filthy foreign dog
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>>109266804
What? Britshiites are foreign you filthy Muslim.
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>>109266791

You can try what I did here: >>109257856
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>>109266854
Civilization originated in Britain everyone else is a foreign dog that lives to serve the commonwealth realm
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>>109266913
Wrong trip you gigantic faggot.
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>>109266913
I'm reporting you to the Ministry of Love for being in this thread.
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>>109266913
Oh really? Then why'd you get your asses handed to you by colonists? You guys are worse than Japan in terms of needing protection after we whooped the fuck out of you.
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>>109266956
>>109266965
Please Please no need to shower me with praise my dear subjects
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>>109266913
Also, stop posting white anime girls, Muhammad.
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On a serious note incest is a gateway drug to jail and genetic disorders so don't do it kids and Certainly don't take advantage of someone as I am sure our waifu's would not be most pleased
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>>109267023
>subjects
>a country that protects you and if it wanted, it could blow you off the fucking earth
Pick one Mohammed.
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>>109266804
>>109266913
>IS

Such a wasted potential.
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>>109267042
>Replied to British poster
You are doing an A+ job keep it up

>>109267001
Wrong board

In fact this whole damn thread is no longer /a/
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>you will never be a BritShiite
>you will never engage in the mandatory Quran reading
>you will never lose all of your freedom
God damn it feels good to be American. Hell, I'd rather be an Argentinian than be Brit.
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>>109267107
IS never really felt like it had potential to me. The best it had going for it was the girls and they're still fine. Also I'm totally homo for Ichika.
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>>109267097
and what country would that be you cute little thing?
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>>109267150
>Wrong board
Fuck off. This is an American image board where we discuss anime. If I want to speak of the glory of my country, it's ok. Without this glorious country, we wouldn't have this site.
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>>109267219
The people's federal republic of North America. That is, the great USA. Bow down to the superior firepower.
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>>109267219
American. Now fuck off Mohammed.
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>>109267187
I just fapped to this. First time in a long time I fapped to something softcore.
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>>109267289
>>109267296
>>109267307
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>>109267285
>>109267289
>>109267296
>>109267296
>>109267307
>all these Ameribros
God damn I love you guys.
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>>109267285
Cute

>>109267289
Ah yes the country that protected us from the IRA and Argentina- oh wait no you didn't

I have a great love for America so I have no issue's worth arguing with people over in regards to their nation
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I came here for onee-san's not /pol/
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>>109267387
We protected you from Germany you whiny cunt
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can we ever get a big/little sister thread that doesn't devolve into roleplaying and shitty fan-fiction level made up stories
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>>109267360
>>109267380
Dams straight.
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>>109267438
This is /int/ not /pol/
Not a word has been said about Jews
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>>109267438
This is more /int/ tier bantz. We also already have a guy trying to fuck his older sister which is more conclusive than most threads get.
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>>109267457
Maybe. Not this thread though, this is now an USA thread.
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>>109267438
This thread went to shit so long ago

>>109267446
Sure you did

>>109267457
I tried my best up there to keep it on track but got flamed so I ended trying to have as much fun as possible with the shit fest but lets post more Onee-sans

Do people really want Touka to be their Onee-san?
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When did this turn into an America thread?

>you will never teach your foreign onee-chan to fire freedom burgers from her constitution-engraved deagle.
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Here, a person who is perfectly on topic
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>>109267557
Mmm nah. She's a bit too autistic and violent. I'd prefer someone a bit gentler.
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