What's wrong with this girl?
She likes to daydream.
>>147620655
She became a teacher
>>147620655
she was turn into a lesbian for the sake of pandering
Will your idea become the new pasta?
A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, the girl he was talking to was his cellphone. The MC realizes the deus ex machina gave him the ability to communicate with household objects, and pretty much every thing in his room has a harem SOL trope personality, and wants to fuck him.
While the MC slowly starts to lose his mind, not knowing if this is really happening, if he went insane, or if this is just some sort of prank, the actual human girl starts noticing he is acting strange, and feels a need to understand what happened to him. DRAMA ensues as the MC starts humoring the idea of actually falling in love with an inanimate object, while the girl tries to understand the bizarre NATURE of his LOVE.
>>147622240
Thanks, we should get done with this one ASAP.
>standard fantasy world
>MC is an advanced level adventurer in search of new party members after the old one disbanded
>in the guild house, a bunch of newbies approach and ask him to be their mentor at their beginning life as adventurer
>possible cast of newbies consist of: a clumsy mage with mahou shoujo personality and attention span of a goldfish, a thief who rush upfront at the drop of a hat because he though he can evade every coming attack, a warrior who has trouble swinging his sword because it's actually heavy, a chuu2 acolyte girl who claim to have clairvoyance and aim to advance to a rare advance class oracle.
>MC still trying to patiently guide them despite all their antics
>after a while they actually start to grow and do better at running a quest
>being confident about their ability, the newbies insist the MC to guide them at a higher difficulty quest: a dungeon raid.
>the acolyte seems reluctant about this idea, feels something bad will happen. So does MC but he finally agreed to guide them anyway
>the dungeon apparently far too hard for their ability, the newbies screwed up so bad and the party almost wiped up
>barely escape, the newbies start to blame each other
>MC already had enough of them, tell the newbies to disband the party and each of them just find another one that suit each fighting style
>the newbies react by starting to also put the blame on MC, say he is a bad mentor
>MC be like "Okay, that's it. Now which one of you fuckers come here from planet Earth?"
(cont.)
Two weeks have past since the first battle and I'm back to engage in the second one. This time I had to prepare a tart.No (re)tards were involved.
The hurdle I had to get over was, that I had no idea what kind of fruits to use, since I'm ignorant as hell in that regard.
Staying faithful to my initial plan, I only worked with the fruits I'm familiar with, are easy to acquire and can be bought without paying a fortune.
I thought that it'd be a rather mundane and uneventful task at first, but I sure got told otherwise after I actually started working in the kitchen.
And as before, I don't want my fellow meshifags, who might have planned dishes too, feel discouraged. Rather, I want you to cookpost. I feel lonely.
>>147619061
Looking at the chapter we only had a handful of ingredients and one issue. The problem was, that Senshi added an ingredient which I didn't have anymore:
>the scorpion soup
I didn't have any of my original one left and cheating with a crab or scorpion broth didn't feel great either, but I got around that problem by replacing the soup with regular quark and eggs.
I needed something to bind, thicken, the ingredients I was about to use. The tart wouldn't keep its solid form otherwise, even with gelatin. So I added quark and eggs to my list.
>Baraselia
No fucking idea. The only thing that came to mind and which made sense to me, was to regard it as an apple. With that I got my main ingredient: apples.
>Mearauk
The slices looked more like a tomato than anything else, but the fruit as a whole resembled more a cherry and so went with the latter – morelly cherries.
>Betahn
Since Betahn is used as a topping and part of the créme, I tried to think of a fruit which, I knew, was used a lot in that way. The answer was either orange or peach. I went with both.
>Slime
Slime was used as gelatin, so I went with gelatin.
Translation wasn't as good as I wanted it to be, mainly due to the scorpion soup, but that shouldn't keep us down.
>>147619088
First I had to deal with the greatest obstacle of them all. The crust, which was the substitute for the dough. Pealing an apple the normal way was out of the question. After some tries I found the best method.
Cutting an apple in half and spooning out the flesh. It was way easier than I thought; however, that was only the beginning and the difficulty came right after that.
I had two hollowed halfs of an apple. Flattening them resulted in tearing the skin apart. After many trials and errors I found a technique I could use. Removing the top, bottom, left and right side. That way I got three peaces I could work with.
>>147619138
The apples' meat got mashed and squeezed to get rid of its water. Quark, two eggs, orange and peach (diced as good as possible) were mixed in.
The apple skin was perforated and laid out into the pie pan, covering the whole base and sides. After that I put the apple créme on top and spread it evenly. I put it in the oven at 180°C. I set my watch for a 15 minutes cycle.
Now we wait.
And wait.
And wait.
After 45 minutes I put the morello cherries on top and put it back in the oven and suddenly I had an apple pie. Another 45 minutes passed and I considered it long enough.
Cutting the tart-cake-pie and removing one piece of cake for tasting purposes.
DEKIAGATTA!
Why is KyoAni so good at creating plot?
Daily KyoAni circlejerk thread.
>>147617620
Gatoh isn't part of GodAni
They've been at it for many years. They've perfected PLOT and represent the gold standard.
Episode 25
>Humans are cancer
>Muetta - The best girl finally won the kenbowl!!!
>>147616940
>Episode 26 preview.
http://kuromukuro.com/story26.html
>https://youtu.be/cxRwc8Lp7XU
Is your prosthetic body ready??
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueIxFXQdBeA
>the geishas are in
Will they do the Laughing man?
>>147615560
>this... is just the beginning
Of what? Ruining a decent series? God damn this sounds so goofy.
Wow it's fucking nothing. Again.
>>147613565
It wasn't that bad.. I mean at least it's not on hiatus all the time.
Chink spoilers are out:
http://tieba.baidu.com/p/4793563838?share=9105&fr=share
Eleore's summary:
http://eleore.tumblr.com/post/150811546148/magi-322-spoilersLooks like Ugo's gonna have to put a bitch in his place
>>147612521
Ugo looks a lot like Alibaba these days.
>>147613139
he looked like Alibaba since the Alma Toran chapter
ARBA DO SOMETHING RIGHT NOW
Let's try this again after the shitshow that was yesterdays thread
What are your hopes for the anime,will it skip a lot of stuff,what Studio could get away with a fully uncensored version
Also Sunao is the best Girl of all time
I think it's bullshit that Sunao and Kotetsu could do ascension when they don't even bathe together.
>>147609318
SHAFT X Aniplex
directed by oishi tatsuya
>what Studio could get away with a fully uncensored version
a french one
I hope its not another berserk with noname animators making a mockery of the source material.
What's your favorite Naruto doujin?
It gave both my heart and penis a boner.
all of blue syndrome stuff really.
https://exhentai.org/g/541002/6c7d71f195/
>>147604604
I always did like the old Linda one where Naruto's Hinata-transformed clone runs out because it was too embarassed to give himself a blowjob, and the real Hinata shows up and Naruto confuses her with his own clone.
Can someone spoil me and tell me if Minoko had sex with the gang leader?
Apparently she did
>>147604710
Eh?
Like I'm trying to find the raws and I really honestly dislike reading this series because of the "edgy rape" shit it goes into, but I can;t find anything at all.
And Minoko was the last pure girl in the series too.
>>147604753
Last thread people were saying she did. Idk I havent looked myself
What would it take to for cartoons to resemble this again?
Last topic died.
Outsource cartoons to japan again, problem solved. The west can't animate for shit anymore.
>>147627408
Return to the 80s
you're gonna have to be more specific anon
Name one anime, LITERALLY JUST ONE, that is better than the masterpiece that is Girls und Panzer
>>147625246
boku no pico
>>147625246
Kancolle
>>147625246
No other anime has cool tanks with cute girls on huge boats; its impossible
which turd is the cutest /a/
>>147622647
What is this shit
>>147622693
heh
>>147622693
>What is this shit
It's pretty much exactly that.
If the Highschool of the Dead manga was to continue, what would you like to see?
What about season 2?
Also friendly reminder: Saeko>Shizuka>Saya>Rei
Actual porn instead of that shitfest.