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>>153216841
Sakura is pure

>>153218811
>cockteases her best friend who's in love with her by prancing around in a new provocative outfit every day

Nope

>>153219429
Don't forget how she forced said friend who loves to be forever alone for multiple universes worth of time.

>>>/b/

>>153216716
If you're gonna make cuck jokes at least mention Yamcha's sloppy seconds, faggot.

>>153216716
On the other hand, his wife doesn't give him shit for training all the time and is ridiculously wealthy.

So, y'know, he's got that going for him.

BRA > EMA

Eren vs Reiner from season 2 was just leaked.
https://youtu.be/VFbK7ZZE9EY

Where is SNK take place in real word?

I only fap to boys.

>>153218123
>Girls

>>153218123
>Girls

She's a keiki who had her hopes and optimism taken away when the older witches took her Shiny Rod away and forced her to quit performing for muggles.

It's the same reason why Diana is so perfect. It's the setup.

>>153216637
She lost her yay.

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>>watch an anime
Now I know you are talking bullshit.

>>153216634
Do they also have blond hair? That's how it works.

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I'm glad they will be axed next season.

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Okay, hello Lala

>>153216544
So what was the reason Pepper was so amazing again? She's just a wild animal.

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I want to burn Diana with cigarettes!

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I want to hug Diana!

>>153216502
>I wish I was home eating the flesh of orphans with Mom
>could I nab a kidney or two off her when she's like this
>Greek alchemists were fucking morons compared to me
>Philipinas still seem to be the world's strongest witches
>my left eye hurts

>>153216476
I love it

>>153216476
I hate it, see you tomorrow.

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>>153216476
I thought I wanted to do it once.

Because Anno is a fucking idiot

Because 3.33 was shit.

>>153216374
How much do you think it takes to make a Rei?
Like, 10,000 yen?

>>153216233
literally who

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>>153216233
>implying I'd forget
Thanks anyway

>>153216233
Thanks doc

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Every episode of Umaru easily top this

>>153216160
ugh no

>>153216045
Hibike is crap.

>Why even live?
Just kill yourself.
It's not like anybody's going to miss you.

the only reason she was interested was because Mahiro was half elder god in the first place

I WASN’T SURE IF IT WAS BASED ON THE SPIRAL structure of the town, but Mananarena's local specialty was a jumbo roll cake of thin sponge and heaping helpings of banana-flavored cream. I was determined to have one when I got here, but now that the moment had arrived, I'd lost my appetite.

The eight-inch-long spiral of cake stared me in the face from the middle of the table. Meanwhile, on the other side, Asuna looked deadly serious.

"So I wonder if they’re officially a couple.”

“...Huh?”

It was not at all what I'd expected her to say. She continued, her manner still completely serious.

''Shivata and Liten, I mean. How they got together and what's happened between them since— We missed out on all the important details."

“Y-you’ve got a point…”

I honestly didn't know how I would be expected to react to a story of that nature, so for my part I was relieved that Shivata abridged the details, but Asuna seemed quite interested. I forked a large piece of banana cake and brought it to my mouth, choosing my words carefully.

"But... that deadly serious track athlete was calling her "Licchan," so I'd say they re going out."

“Ohh? Shivata’s on the track team?”

“No, that’s just what I imagine.”

"And to think I actually believed you for two seconds!"

She raised an eyebrow at me skeptically and stuffed a big bite of cake into her cheeks. The miraculous power of the specialty dessert eased the crease between her brows, and I decided it was safe to present a concern of mine.

“But… what exactly does ‘going out’ entail in this world?”

“What does it entail? Well, it’s the same as in the regular world,” she said matter-of-factly. I would be lying if I said that didn't make me more than a little curious about her real-life experience in that field, but I couldn't very well ask, so I deleted that question from my mind and moved on.

"Anyway... I would think that doing the same stuff as the regular world is impossible here..."

"Huh? Oh... right. Because of the protective code," Asuna muttered, glancing around.

After the two of us parted ways with Shivata and Liten, we moved to this cafe, a secret landmark in Mananarena. Unlike the restaurants where the DKB and ALS hung out, it didn’t face the main spiral road, so you had to know where it was first. As I hoped, there were no customers inside, but we were still in the mood to speak in hushed voices.

The Harassment Prevention Code in question was the most uncomfortable of SAO's many in-game systems to discuss.

I knew why it was necessary. Without it, there would no doubt be some male players who exposed enticing female NPCs to unsavory behavior. The system worked in very simple ways: Any inappropriate contact with an NPC or player of the opposite sex over a certain length of time would elicit a warning and a repelling force, and repeat violators would be automatically teleported to the prison within Blackiron Palace in the Town of Beginnings. I myself was momentarily terrified of being spirited away in the workshop of old man Romolo, the shipwright on the fourth floor,

when I shook Asuna's shoulder in an attempt to wake her from a rocking chair.

Asuna was rubbing her left shoulder and glaring at me, clearly remembering the same situation. She cleared her throat.

"Well... yes, you might not be able to touch the other person... but you could still be in a relationship."

"Ah, r-right. But the conditions of the code are too vague to grasp... How do you know where the fine line is on inappropriate contact? In my case, I didn't get a warning or a shock or anything before you got the forced teleportation window... Maybe a bit of research is in order...”

"So if I'd pressed the yes button, you would have gotten very valuable data.”

“Er, never mind…” I said, shaking my head. Asuna glared at me again, then thought something over.

"But on that topic, I didn't even get a teleport window this last time..."

"Last time?"

"You know, after we escaped from those guys in the catacombs, you—"

She suddenly stopped still, so I looked up from cutting myself a fresh piece of cake. The fencer turned away just before we would have made eye contact, but upon seeing the tinge of red to her cheeks, I remembered.

“Ahhh, r-right…”

She had a point there. After Morte and his companion were chased by the swarm of monsters, Asuna was so overcome with the release of her tension that I had to hold her and stroke her head to calm her down. Thinking back on it now, I was impressed with myself. The contact lasted for at least three minutes, much longer than the contact at the workshop. So it was a mystery that Asuna hadn’t received a window prompt to teleport me away.

"Hmm... Maybe the shoulders are a no go, but the head is okay…?”

Is that a toilet chain?

>>153215878

The Golden Butt Arches

>>153215841
is that what they call mcdonalds over in australia?