Excuse the awful subject...
Where the heck is the decent magic card porn? Specifically interested in seeing more of Venser but there are other hotties here and there (no angels, though--you can thank WotC's totally tween-friendly mission not to objectify women for that) ...have, garruk, krosa, kamahl... Others?
Is this even Venser?
If so, who's the bottom? Jace?
(P.S., the captcha is really making me feel like Leslie from South Park)
Like... How is here nothing (that I can find) on this handsome fellow? (Gerrard Capashen from Invasion block) he's depicted on other cards, too. Dapper AF
The most I've seen is of Ajani. And while I'm not opposed to yiff amd the like, I'm just wonder if I'm missing something or if there is seriously just a lack of MTG pron.
He can blink me any day--so long as he controls me. (If only "blink" could be reasonably misconstrued as innuendo.)
I wish I could find at least a couple of porn pics of Lorwyn's Silvan Elves.
I like how vain and obsessed they are over beauty, grace and aeshetics, to the point of seeing themselves as the greatest gift from the gods to the world while considering everything else that's not an elf an obscene affront to nature that must be slain at once.
Literally the naziest Elven subrace.
The problem with TCG and similar games is the rarity and distribution of units.
I mean, you can play an App game for weeks and never see all of the units.
And with MtG you have to buy your cards. I know there are professional players out there, but I only know a few people who actually have decks.
Not to mention the magic storyline and merchandise is obscure. [spoiler]And the wiki lists Venser as dead. [/spoiler]
Did Venser even appear in any of the PC or console versions? I only know about him because of the short-lived Planeswalker webcomic.