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So, yesterday i was eating dinner with my parents, and sitting and talking and playing with my dog on the side. Have this game i never really thought about, where i have my hand in front of her eyes, and then find it funny to play around with her attention, by moving it around and see if i can surprise her, with a belly rub maybe
The next thing my parents are talking about Norway, because my dad was on a recent trip for work, and i start sharing the story about the Submarine base Olavsvern, which was sold a few years ago, and get really into it, while at the same time i am playing with my dog.
And suddenly i start finding my action weird, and suddenly i am like. Hey, am i playing hypnosis. Huh
When in the exactly same second, my mother then asks me, are you trying to hypnotize the dog?
What are you doing, it looks funny.
And it's kinda funny.
And then the next ten minutes my dad is hypnotized by the story about the submarine base, trying to find something here.
and suddenly i start having weird questions.
I would probably be considered schizo in real life too, i think.
What's going on. Should i train my psychic powers?
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Its aa cook book!
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Used to have these dreams, before my life turned paranormal, about 2-3 years ago, maybe longer. Where i was aboard this submarine, and i was a Nazi, and i was traveling in a submarine in the sewers, and we were being chased by the Allies, or the police, not sure.
And it was really weird dreams, and i had a crew. And we were about to be caught, and i had no choice but to leave them with the police, and travel alone
And i ended up in this park, suddenly not remembering i was a Nazi, and now under mind control
huh
Just forgot those dreams
Maybe they were meant for my eyes only, i dunno. Just remembered them again
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>>18407606
what's dis cookbook mei mei. bring me into your loop.
op it sounds like you have a brain tumor. 2 weeks to live tops. trying contacting the aliens for help -- I hear their tech is straight fire
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>>18407644
I got them on the phone, no worries. They helped me finding my cigarettes this morning.
They are pretty cool
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>>18407660
tell them high for me. i dream of doing their space drugs.
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>>18407665
I think they are quite bussy sucking my pussy, but i will tell them you said hi. Even though i am pretty sure they are reading my mind
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Your dog could be a ware woof.
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>>18407680
I don't think so, though she is pretty clever. I will ask her when she wakes up, sleeping right now
Sorry for my bad webcam
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>>18407694
>>18407680
Huh, you might be right unless i am tripping.
Is that a woofy?
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>>18407725
But this is quite weird, or spectacular to me.
I have been having sleep-paralysis involving small dogs for like a year or two now, or well. One or two times, maybe more
This is the first time with photographic evidence, even though the quality of my picture is too bad to differentiate noise from signal, ehrm
huh
Even though to be fair i didn't really need confirmation of their existence, mostly just of what the fuck this world is
I act normal, hm. But the world isn't normal to me anymore, i just don't know what that means
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>>18408113
expect for the part were i gave up on living life like everybody else i know or knew, and getting a job and stuff.
But the mind control on me was quite effective, i think.
Or maybe i just noticed and asked wtf
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all that is sacret will soon be revealed and the truth will se you free
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