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>>17345639
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I am here for your sexy time related readings.
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>>17350940
What will my first time be like?
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>>17350940
Will I get my dick wet soon?

(Hey, you said it was about sexy times)
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>>17350940
I feel a dry spell with you, sorry.

>>17350949
Explosive, fireworks, the whole shebang. I get very positive vibes.
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>>17350949
(2) The Prude

Well, it looks like you'll probably have it with someone as sexually inexperienced as you. It'll probably end up about love and shit like that and less about the sex. Probably a good way to lose your virginity and much better than having some slut steal it from you and then completely forget your existence after.
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>>17350965
Hey if you're doing sec readings, can I have one too? I have a man in mind...
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>>17350959
(17) The Pornstar

Looks like you'll probably put your dick in a chick who is a major slut. I hope you're into that.

>>17350963
I wasn't really asking for a reading, asshole. I'm glad you "feel" my dry spell because I'm currently living in it. Don't need no crystal ball to see that one.
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Will my long distance bloke and I ever get together for sexy tiems?
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>>17350965
Hey if you're doing sex readings, can I have one too? I have a someone in mind...
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>>17350976
(12) The Hung Man

Yeah, looks like you'll be having sex with a guy with a fairly large member.
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>>17350965
Noice, I can definitely see that being the case. Thanks!
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>>17350978
(16) The Premature Ejaculation

Yeah, but it probably won't go as you may wish.
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>>17350924
>Haven't seen this image in a long time
>Was thinking about this image earlier for the first time in a while
>It shows up here

Is this divination? Am I meant to be here at this time?
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>>17350981
Oh my God. When.
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>>17350985
Bugger. But thanks for the reading!
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>>17350992
Yeah let me just start pulling the ten of week or nine of months or however the fuck you expect a tarot deck to tell you time.
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If empath guy comes back...
Chris
New Mexico, USA
5'10, dark hair, skinny
lots of tattoos, Riker beard
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>>17350995
Hahaha sorry I'm just as desperate as you are. Are you my hung man ???
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>>17351001
I'm not desperate. I'm 23 and honestly I can say I have never tried to have sex. If I wanted to, I probably could, but I don't. I can name tons of other shit on my mind before that.

If you wanted to fly to Hawaii, I could be.
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>>17351007
And when I mean "tried" I mean it only has fallen into my lap without effort.
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Can I get a reading, don't care what it's about
Daniel
5 '7 dark skin black hair
Born September 29
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>>17350940
Wat about dis one bish I liek?
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I'm the same way, but always curious! Could u draw another card for me? See who comes up... wanna see who the guy could be!
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Sean
Scorpio
Dark hair, curly. Brown/green eyes, tall. Glasses.

Financial reading?
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>>17351023
(3) The Titties

I'll let the card say the rest because I'm lazy.

>>17351025
My deck is a joke, if you haven't yet noticed. I'm just extremely lonely and want attention. What the fuck do you expect?
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>>17350940
Me please. How will things go with the qt3.14 I fancy?
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>>17351034
I done care make it up
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>>17351035
(18) The Period
I think some situation will occur where you will try to get with her, but she'll be on her period, so keep that in mind if she's coming off as bitchy.

>>17351040
(9) The Hermit

Well, it looks like he'll be the hermit type. He probably hasn't had sex in a while or something. Keep in mind his dick is nice, though.
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>>17351059
But, what if neither of us can have period?? WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
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>>17350940
Will things get better in a few years?
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>>17350940
How's my relationship goin'?
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>>17351059
This is eerily accurate
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Is it that I don't want it or is is that I'm incapable of obtaining it? I've had it before so...
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Where da readers at???
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>>17350924

What do you desire
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>>17351140
I want dat one bish
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Gimme a reading.
Bryant
Age: 30
Pale skin, heavy drinker
Don't care what the reading is of. Use me to practice or something. Let's see what tomorrow holds.
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As if my life isn't already depressing as it is and to have some sort of shed of hope for the future today and of course there's no readers on a fucking Friday night.
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>>17351178
I can try a reading, what's up?
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>>17350940
Ho:w's my romantic life looking so far?
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>>17351217
Dull, plain, linear... you're not putting yourself out there enough or trying anything new. Nothing will happen unless you put some effort in
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>>17351209
Can you see where my path is going?
If that doesnt make sense, a gen reading
Jas
22
Male
Sagitarrius
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>>17351163
Nothing. You won't go anything exciting
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Can I get a romance reading too? Is it going to shit?
Female
Cancer
19
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>>17351230
I don't feel too much going on with you for some reason. I feel like you're stuck. I feel like you want change, but you're not sure which direction to go or what to choose. I feel like you have some choices but you're weighing too much on the cons and not the pros which is influencing your decisions so instead of making a choice you remain stagnant. I feel like everything has been the same for you for a long time and you're just dissatisfied with your life. I'll now do a 3 card spread for you.

>past: 10 of cups
I feel like in the beginning you were happy and content with the life you lived, but as time went on it became boring and mundane. Now you're seeking new pastures...
>present: page of pentacle
Youre young and seem to be well-off financially. You're feeling eager and ready to start a new journey, perhaps towards financial gain or increase. It seems like a good omen, and even though you don't know where you want to go, in time you will figure it out and it will be good for you. If you don't like the path you are on its not too late to change direction. Both the path you are on and the new one will be good choices for you no matter what, just dedicate yourself to whatever decision you make and you will be successful in your endeavors.
>future: high priestess.
This could be 2 things: yourself, or a woman who is about to come into your life. Since you didn't ask about live I'm going to say it represents you, even though you're not female. It shows wisdom and introspection, perhaps even solitude... but a time of solitude that you will enjoy, that you have put yourself I to for the purpose of expanding your knowledge and bettering yourself wetter it's your own independent study or going to school to further your education. With this knowledge and experience you will achieve your goals, whatever they may be. All you have to do is work hard and dedicate yourself.

Hope I was of some help. I'm still learning so I may be wrong but I tried!
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>>17351243
Your love life at the moment isn't going anywhere but I don't feel like it's "going to shit" either, you just aren't finding the right person and that's not necessarily a bad thing. It's better to wait for the right person, than go with any joe-blow who will hurt you, use you, then leave you, or is just not up to your standards... like the song "you can't hurry love" by the supremes. I feel like you're really lonely and perhaps even desperate but just wait and give it time. I feel like you will find somebody for some reason I feel a 2 month time frame. I feel like it will be random, spontaneous, and with someone you least expected such as someone who is your complete opposite or someone who is, generally, not your type, but I feel a strong bond will form, one at least of friendship... where it goes from there is up to you! I'll do a 3 card spread. For some reason I see black hair and green eyes but don't rely on that too heavily.

>past: the lovers
I feel like you have had many romantic entanglements in your past, perhaps casual dating but nothing too serious. Maybe there was one, but it didn't go where you thought it would, and he left you and it hurt but not too much of a hurt and you recovered easily enough. They may have been very fast and intense loves. You may also be a hopeless romantic.
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>>17351346
>present: nine of pentacles
Definite a time of being singe. You are young and this card is telling me you're also very attractive and could have any man you want, yet you don't persue it. Wethersfield you're scared of geubfvhurt or just looking out for yourself for a whole and chairing for the right one to come along. It's also telling me for you to be patient and not hurry or rush into anything, and that this patience will pay off wonderfully and rewardingly. You also might be a little materialistic and concerned with money, especially your partners. Basically all this card is telling me is you need to wait and he patient and enjoy your singlehood, wether you want to or not...
>future: the emperor
This definitely signifies the man who will be coming into your life. He may be an older professional, or a younger man who has a very mature way about him and is career/goal oriented. Either way he seems very professional, intelligent, and accomplished on the positive side but on the negative side, doesn't seem very romantic and may be prone to being domineering, stubborn, and too focused on his work. Very steadfast and serious although very masculine and always able to provide for you, and perhaps sees expressing his love for you through buying you things. He may seem like he doesn't care about you or live you sometimes but he does, he just doesn't know how to show it.

Take all this with a grain of salt I'm still learning but I hope it helped you in some way!
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Ugh sorry for typos I'm on my phone... autocorrect
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>>17351346
Could I get a general reading please? I'm feeling pretty drained.. would like to hear any insight if that's possible.
Female/cancer
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>>17350940
>sexy time
when?
any chance for tomorrow
ty mang
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>>17351209

26
M
Virgo

Could I get a love reading by any chance please? My ex fucked me up mentally and I question whether I'll be able to find someone who will accept me.
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Karol
189cm (6'2), dark blond hair, average body type, green eyes
26 yo, male,
scorpio

Reading about my career please.
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>>17351209
Hey,

Female
Sagittarius

When will I meet this girl named Y again? I really miss her...
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>>17351356
I'll try my best! I do feel like you are exhausted, and it may be because you work very hard in your life with little acknowlegement or reward... you may feel a need to just up and quit and leave it all behind and start over, a new life, somewhere fresh and exciting, I'm feeling a tropical beach for some reason... of course you know it's not rational so you continue to live your life and though it's successful you find it boring and mundane and just wish for more, though perhaps you feel there is no more and "this is it", and you're feeling in need of some zing or sparkle to liven things up... I'll do a 3 card spread... for some reason it is very "love" related?

>past: 3 of swords
Generally not a very good card... could represent a time of immense heartache, sorrow, a love triangle or even an affair... looking into this though I just feel an immense sadness and dissatisfaction and detachment from the world perhaps even depression. Despite the intensity of the pain it was over some though you may still feel occasional pangs of heartache over what happened, but only briefly and it doesn't control your life...
>present: the lovers
You didn't specify a love reading or that you were looking for love and I don't feel any romantic attachment to it... I feel it was love you chanelled towards yourself. I feel great creativity and the desire to better yourself and your surroundings. A lot of self love aND the desire for self improvement which you either have or will soon accomplish with grace and it will definitely improve your life for the better. If you are involved with someone they may help you along the way and they love you very deeply.
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>>17351410
>future: 10 of pentacles
A happy and joyous time is coming up for you in the future, not exciting or spontaneous but one of comfort peace and security, and you will be proud of what you accomplish. You will be content and happy and well-off, both financially and spiritually. It nay be a long time coming but it is certain just keep striving in life and never give up, as the saying goes "nothing in this life worth having comes easy". I feel to achieve this you may also have to step out of your comfort zone, bit
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>>17351414
*but it will be worth it and you will know what's right for you, even if you have to make some sacrifices along the way, know that whatever happens it will all turn put for the best for you. Trust your instincts.
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I was wondering if I could get a reading.
24
Male
Taurus
This semester is starting pretty heavy, with schoolwork and my love life. I was hoping to find if this semester will work out as well as I want it to, given my circumstances.
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I'm around, but no readings tonight sorry. More than happy to answer questions, otherwise have an awesome night anons.
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>>17351410
>>17351414
>>17351418
Thank you. I've come close to giving up my life completely so I guess this is some good news. I'll look over this more in depth tomorrow as I am in fact quite exhausted.
>Generally not a very good card... could represent a time of immense heartache, sorrow, a love triangle or even an affair...
Yeah.. a little more than a year ago, a guy I cared (and still care for somewhat) didn't exactly cheat on me, but something like that and we are still in contact.
Anyways, thanks again.
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>>17351376
Hello! First of all I am so sorry that happened to you, I feel you are a kind and gentle soul, who gets hurt easily and perhaps you need to be a bit stronger and more assertive but you love truly and deeply and you have a really good heart. I feel like she really hurt you and it was her words that did it but just remember that what a person says about you, no matter how much you may love them, does not define who you truly are, which is a very beautiful person. Trust me when I say, You are much better off without them.

I'll do a 3 card spread to find out more...
>past: king of pentacles
Are you rich? You may be, even if it's not financially, though I feel you are well off and not struggling to make ends meet. I feel like this represents inner riches... as I said before, your noble, kind, loving and perhaps very very generous spirit. I believe these qualities are what male you attractive and what attracted your ex to you I'm the first place, though she may have had money on her mind too... I believe these qualities are what will attract future lovers as well. Stay true to yourself and don't let your ex, her opinions, or your feelings over your break up affect you or change who you are. You are a king after all, and you've mastered these feelings inside you. I also feel you are very grounded and mature.
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>>17351475
>present: 8 of cups
A time of just moving on. Leaving it all behind. Turning your back on what you had and what you lost, going out in the world, and charging down new paths. It's a sad and solitary journey but it's one you must take to better yourself and lead you to the prosperity and joy of the 9 of cups... which you will reach in time, but not before going down this lonely road... I just see a time of solitude and introspection for a while. But it won't last for too long, just follow the path wherever it may lead you and you'll know which steps to take and where to go... it is your destiny. It also shows bringing newness into your life and leaving the past where it belongs... in the past.
>future: temperance
A time of peace and harmony, a balancing of emotions. You may still be single at this time but it is time you enjoy. If representing you and a potential lover it shows that you two will be opposites but you balance each other and compliment each other beautifully. It mag not be a long lasting or permanent relationship, but it will be a nourishing and enjoyable one, and this person will treat you much more kindly than your ex. Where it goes is up to you guys! You will find peace and recovery and completely forget "whatsherface" (your ex).

Good luck! Like I said I'm still training and learning so take what I say with a grain of salt.
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>>17351446
You are so welcome. You are an amazing person, I feel it! And life will get better for you, stay strong. I feel that guy has a positive influence on your life, even if he hurt you... you guys were just netter off as friends anyway. Take care, feel better soon!
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>>17351409
Hi! I feel like you met her briefly while traveling... I feel a bit of romance there but mostly friendship... I got "judgement" which comes across as a slow card, so it may be a few months...
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No more readings tonight... good bye everyone and good luck!
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>>17351475
>>17351478

Thank you so much, you may be training but you really did hit everything spot on. I sometimes do think I am too kind, always wanting to give people the benefit of the doubt..... My ex's words are what truly hurt me, and as for riches I'm not well off but I've been told I have those qualities from others.

You reading confirms what I've been thinking, it's time that I head down this path and improve myself. A lot has been put into perspective for me, thank you again.
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>>17351440
How are you, Empath?
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>>17351534
Thank you so much for your feedback my friend! I hope you feel better soon :) I feel such a warmth and a light from you, you are such a loving, giving and generous person, I literally see a heart of gold in you ... golden light from your chest! You will recognize it soon and quicker than you expected. Stay being your lovely and beautiful self, go with the flow on life, and remember it's OK to stand up for yourself and say no sometimes... in fact people will respect you more for it and you will respect yourself too! Don't be afraid of being large and in charge... you can't be nice all the time! You are a Ling after all...

Best of luck now and always :)
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>>17351566
King* -_-
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>>17351566
a yo gime a read on mah spirituality
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>>17351555
I'm good, a little frazzled but feeling much better than yesterday. My narcolepsy decided it was Opposite Day and no matter what I did I couldn't sleep. Finally passed out around 7pm while on the toilet. Woke up on the bathroom floor 7:30am this morning.

How are you anon?
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>>17351446
Are you also a cradle robber?
Im just asking cause I happen to fit the males description you made.
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>>17350924
male
nsw
29
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>>17350940
Hey poliwag,
Should i hit the mrs up tonight or wait for v day tomorrow?
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>>17351570
Haha, does that happen often? Sounds like it'd be pretty scary and a pain to deal with. Glad you're feeling better though.

I'm fine but it's a bit on the warmer side today... Kinda makes you feel like you'll pass out from it.
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>>17351674
The inability to sleep? Hardly ever. The falling asleep randomly? All the time. It can be a pain, you'll randomly see me disappear mid-readings. More often than not I've fallen asleep somewhere. Thanks anon!

Oh dang, that sucks. Australia? I actually hate the heat, I'm most comfortable at 8c
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>>17351684
Yep, Victoria. I like the heat much more than the cold. Pretty much anything below 10C is irritating for me. The heat can sometimes make you feel like your brain is boiling in your skull, but at least it's not cold!
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>>17351684

Can you do a card reading for me?
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>>17351697
>Victoria
You have no right to complain. Queensland, Gympie if you want exacts.
I was actually stuck over in London backpacking during the 2012 blizzard. Walking around in t-shirt and jeans. Was amazing
>>17351698
Not right now sorry. If it quietens down enough here I might. Keep an eye out.
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>>17351720
That's true. That sound horrible though.
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>>17351566
Thank you so much, don't know why but you reassured myself of who I am is not wrong. I wish you the best with your dreams and endeavors. :)
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>>17351735
It is. It's rainy AND still like 36 up here. Winter cannot come quick enough.
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>>17351720
I've worked in pouring rain, snow, freezing rain, supper hot as weather, climbed up vertical cliffs. walked and crawled past poisonous snakes, hiked across mountains,waded through swamps. was a very cool job.
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>>17351750
So out of curiosity, what methods of divination do you use? Are there any you're learning or want to learn?
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>>17351758
That sounds like an awesome job! I love physical labour, so fulfilling.
>>17351761
I guess it's energy reading? I'm not 100% sure exactly what I'm doing, it's half instinctual, half learned. As for other methods, I'm actually extremely unknowledgable and more or less useless occult wise outside of my field haha
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>>17351777
Hey, if youre still reading do you think you can do a love reading for me?
Male Aquarius 22
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>>17351777
Nice. That's pretty interesting.
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>>17351777
someones gotta build all these land fills, power plants, subdivisions, sewer lines, power lines.
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>>17351942
I go to a swamp, and two months later, there is a power plant there. very cool. I gotta go back to work.
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>>17351983
ah never mind, I'm sit on my hind parts.
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How is this valentines day going to be for me?
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Any readers around? These feels!
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>>17351933
Thankyou. It is fun, no lying.
>>17351942
>>17351983
That's so cool. Mad respect man, I appreciate the effort.
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>>17351440
I get the empath part, but what's with the AU?
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>>17352266
Any chance at a blind reading for love?
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>>17352289
I'm guessing Australia... or astronomical units... or gold on the periodic table, lol.
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Clint

21

Male

Taurus

General please
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Leo
Male
Can I get a career reading? More specifically, my question is that should I follow what I believe is a call to have a maritime career? Been thinking of joining the Navy and Coast Guard. Even considering a job aboard a Cruise ship or even SeaWorld. Is this healthy? Am I being led astray? Should I continue to purse this or should move on and get a "normal" job?

Thank you for your help /div/
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>>17352289
Funnily enough this anon got it
>>17352299
Is both AU for Australia and au for gold.

Okay, I'm gonna be around for a bit while I drift off in bed. No promises, might drop off at any moment, but will do readings while I do. I apologise in advance if I don't get to you, sorry. For now
>name
>location
>description
>defining features
>query
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>>17352358
Christian
USA
Brown eyes and brown hair, average height and thin frame. Light skin with several birth marks all over.
>>17352320 is my question
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>>17352358
Hello there!! I already had a question answered for me last night, but there's one more begging question on my mind so if you have a little time for me I'd really appreciate it.
Brooke
USA
Green eyes, blonde hair, athletic, really white skin
I would like a career reading as well actually. I was just recruited by a modeling agency and was skeptical because I haven't heard of them and I don't really know if it'll have a positive impact to my future.
I hope you have a nice day :D
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>>17351568
Btw Merida, I fell asleep last night so I couldn't give you any feedback until now. I just wanted to say it was a great reading, and actually did help me a lot. I should have mentioned that I'm in a very... you could say "placid" relationship as of now. Thank you for your help, and don't stop because you're doing great!
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>>17352367
I can definitely understand your call to the see, your energy has that feeling to it; the rocking motion of the sea. I feel your right with your gut, follow this path and persue a maritime job, it'll leave you fulfilled and spiritually content.
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>>17352358
Tricky to read anon who guessed the AU bit who really wants to know if there's still a good chance with this one particular girl
Brent
NY/PA
Male Sagittarius
Tallish with brown hair and hazel eyes
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Sean
Capricorn
23

Hi, can I perhaps get a love reading? I've been feeling really unlucky in love...basically all of my life.
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>>17352372
I don't really understand but here goes.

The path you're on winds itself up a clifface. It's very steep and almost vertical. I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume this means that greyness awaits you at the end, but only if you have the fortitude to do what it takes to overcome.
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>>17352390
Thank you EmpathAU for the help.

If there's any recommendations which path you felt a stronger connection, say Navy or Coast Guard or something else please let me know. Thank you again.
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>>17352400
Thank you ^.^ You're right, it's gonna be a tough one... Sorry I didn't even make my question clear I just realized that.
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>>17352391
Nice job getting me on a "before bed" reading session; I'm almost much more relaxed and intuned than any other time. Much clearer reading. I didn't see any energy melding with yours couldn't see the energy in question. I think it's clear that whatever you may have had, it's time to move on
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>>17352403
Anytime. I definitely got a soldier feel from your energy. More sudden storm than soothing sea.
>>17352404
It's a cutthroat business. Best of luck, you're gonna need it.
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Tanner
USA
Tall and skinny. Shaggy blonde hair and green eyes with yellow sunflowers around the pupils.
My hands could be described as "pianist hands" and my feet are flat.

Career reading? I don't know what to do.
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>>17352411
>I definitely got a soldier feel from your energy.
I'm guessing by soldier you mean militaristic so I'm gonna guess Navy even if they're sailors/swabbies/squids and not soldiers.

Coast Guard is part of the military branch but they're more peace saving and humanitarian missions.

Hope I solved your sphinx riddle EmpathAU lol
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Another empath here. I'm a bit inexperienced, but I should be able to get some sort of hold on you.

>name
>detailed description of body
>mood
>query
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>>17352457
Melissa

Short, not entirely fit, but not fat. Normal proportions. Long fingers and nails. Scars in several locations, mostly on the back of my palms.

Groggy, but relaxed. Not positive or negative.

Give me a future love reading, if you do those.
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>>17352471
Took me a bit but I think I got it.

If you continue on your current path you will bump into someone. This someone will help you become a more complete/healthy person, but will hurt you, (not physically), in the process.

Hope this helps.
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>>17352457
Stefan
182 cm, 75 kg, wavy hair, skinnyfat, hairy as fuck from arse below but almost hairless on top
no motivation, apathetic
career reading
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I want to get the whole shebang ie love, life, job etc
Also i wanna know if i got dat magic or some special shit

James
Male
Natal reading probided
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>>17352457

Lana
Short, chubby, long hair. I have wide feet. People say I have a babyface and I don't really look my age.
I'm in a grumpy mood because I didn't sleep well last night.
I want a future love reading too if that's okay. Thanks.
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>>17352495

Stefan, if you continue on your current path, someone will attempt to help you start a career. (I was unable to really tell what, but I think something with cars?) You will struggle for a bit, and depending on your actions you will either fail or succeed. My reading does leans towards succeed, but there is a possibility of failure.

Good luck!
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>>17352457
YO BURH MUH NAME IS PANTS
I LOOK LIKE A COKE BOTTLE
MY MOOD IS FLAT
>Query: Just fuck my shit up, senpai.
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>>17352534
>no, NOT THE CARS CURWAAAA
thanks m8
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>>17352539

You have a fat, juicy cock in your future.
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>>17352539
nvm i guess don't actually read this.
mostly only queried cause i'm just curious about what you'd come up with but that's not really ag ood enough reason to ask for one now that i think about it.
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>>17352544
oh...i do? :D <3 :D
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>>17352547

If you do a real query I'll happily do a general reading for you. :^)
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>>17352549
alright fine.
>Pants
>curly brown hair down to muh chin. um...5'8"
>I dn't feel any emotion
Query: tell me if there's any fatj uicy cocks in my near future.
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>>17352525
Yours came to me really quickly for some reason.

If you continue on your current path, you will find love in the summer. It will be full of joy and warmth. But it will end. It will not end from sudden death or an argument, but out of necessity. Neither of you will be happy about it, but it is for the best.
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>>17352457
Kira
Short (5ft give or take), barely over 100lbs. Lots of lil marks/scars on my right arm. Short hair.
Tired, unmotivated
General reading, or death.
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>>17352554

Alright, Pants, here we go.

If you continue on your current path, you will end up in a bar in a big city. You will meet a lot of interesting people, but you will feel alone. You might end up in an AA meeting.

:/
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>>17352577
hahaa alrihgt thanks man.
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I'm going to do Kira's and then I'm gonna go. Sorry guise. I might be back in a bit.
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>>17352583
aww shiet bitch nigger

I just came in
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>>17352457
Sean

Average height, a bit stout but not heavy set, dark skin, big eyes.

I'm relaxed.

May I please have a love reading? I've been feeling a bit complacent about love lately. Thanks!
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>>17352592
>>17352583
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>>17352457
>name
Chris
>detailed description of body
5'9 skinny/athletic body, mid long dirty blonde hair and green squint eyes
>mood
Neutral
>query
General reading whenever you come back and feel like it

Thanks
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>>17352562

Kira, your path is so foggy it's impossible to see what could happen. You are at the maximum level of potential, you could end up living with 16 pet mice or you could be the next President of the United States. It all depends on your actions in the next year or so. The only thing clear to me is that if you don't do anything, you'll end up depressed and lonely.

This is importaint! Good luck!
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>>17352613
>another Empath
This is a really exciting prospect. I haven't met many other Empaths who were actually aware of and practicing. I would love to be able to talk to you outside of /div/ if you're okay with that. If not, that's perfectly okay and I'm happy to see another Empath here.
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>>17352562
The unity which
appears to the mind to exert the twin functions of will and
perception is called Kia
IT seems the nly thing left for you to do is to take the r out of your name.
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>>17352674

I'd be happy to talk! Maybe we could start an empath thread just to see if there are any others lurking about.

>>17352589
>>17352592
>>17352600

As for everyone else, I've eaten, showered, and made awkward small talk with my roommates. Now it's time for some more readings.

>Name
>Mood
>Query
>If love query, give current relationship status, if you dont mind
>If general query, picture a cube and describe it to me. (color, pattern, movement, etc)
>No death queries please, I find those difficult.
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>>17352783
Y
Satisfied and glad , just finished eating.
I'm a single male, could you give me a future love reading?
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>>17352592

Sean, if you continue on your current path, you will talk to a beautiful woman on the internet. You will have a vibrant relationship through PMs. Farther along this path, where there are an increasing number of forks in the road, the paths that feel strongest leads either to you meeting her irl, or slowly losing contact until it stops all together.

Good luck!
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>>17352783
Oscar
Lonely
Love reading, single
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>>17352783
Well, why not? I'm willing to offer a reading in return after I get some food in a few.

Kevin
Sleepy, tired, lethargic.
Where do you see this 'relationship' with J going?

>current relationship status
lel, i don't even know. let's just say somewhere in the middle of attached and not.
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Doing a couple of readings. Anyone interested i would need
>Gender
>Sign
>Query
>A word that describes how you feel right now.

Hope i can help!
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>>17352856

>Dropping trips
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>>17352856
MALE
TAUREN
How's it look for me and the incubus I summoned? good or bad?
>mood : HORNY
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>>17352856
M
Aquarius
Blarg?
feels bad man.
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>>17352811

Y, if you continue on your current path, you will meet someone special while you are out buying food. I'm not really certain where it goes from there.

Sorry I couldn't be more helpful.
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>>17352856
Male
Gemini
Sad (specially since tomorrow is lonely day)
General
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>>17352877
James
Sagittarius
Am i magic? Will i getz mad bitchez? Will i become a famous rapper? All next time on dragon ball /div/
Feeling inquisitive
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>>17352831

Oscar, if you continue on your current path, you will meet someone who likes sports in a library and you will hit it off. You will go on a few date that go well, if they are a bit boring. After that, the strongest path leads to a quiet breakup. But the second strongest path leads to a vibrant, passionate (sex maybe?) relationship.

Good luck!
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>>17352876

Blarg. [spoiler]What?[/spoiler]

>>17352885

Doing yours.
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>>17352877
Thank you so much, you were helpful, don't worry.
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>>17352457
Emily
Short, white, thin, long fingers
Neutral to sad
I feel lost and don't know what to do. Pls halp?
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>>17352847

>reading in return
I might just take you up on that.

Kevin, there are two paths available to you, both equally strong. The first path leads to several awkward encounters and maybe some sex before you and J eventually avoid each other. The second path leads to a loving relationship with dozens of possible outcomes, none of which is particularly stronger than the others. It's all a matter of how you play your cards.

Practice self-awareness and you should be fine. Good luck!
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>>17352867
>>17352913
yo bruh will you read this? it's spooky occult related.
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>>17352919

Emily, you probrably aren't going to like this, but you are in a situation similar to >>17352613

Your future is completely undetermined. This is both a curse and a blessing. You have all the potential anyone could need, but total freedom is a scary thing. From what I can feel, you have internal strength.

Good luck, I believe in you!

"In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer." ~Albert Camus
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>>17352954
Thank you :)
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>>17352783
Name - starts with A
Mood - high
Current relationship status - Single
Cube - metallic green with yellow shine. rotating clockwise
Query - Why am I forever alone?
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>>17352954
Ya skipped James bruv
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>>17352976
Oh. I did.

>Sagittarius
I saw that ^^ and assumed it was for the other reader since I didn't ask for an astrological sign.
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>>17352989
I dont care who does it imma ask anyone anyway lmao, danke
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>>17352965

A, you're alone because you aren't ready for a relationship. I feel one far off, but there are a lot of paths between you and it. Probrably not what you want to hear, but you need to do some self-maintenance and self-improvement before you try for a relationship. A relationship isn't the cure for all your problems.

Good luck, you'll get there with a bit of work.
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I'd like to do a few readings. Who NEEDS one?
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>>17353028
gimme a lent reading plz.
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>>17352895

James, if you continue on your current path, you won't get much. If you want mad bitchez and a rapping career you need to work for it. And even then, it's not guarantee'd. If anything, your situation is comparable to >>17352954 and >>17352613 except you have goals. It's a crapshoot, but you might just make it.

Good luck!
(P.S. You probably aren't magic. Most of /x/ is schizophrenics. Don't listen to them. Anything you think is magic is probably just obscure psychology.)
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>>17353028
I need one. Can you tell me if the person I think is cute is worth asking out or will they be an abuser?
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>>17352928
You're right on the paths; we could either stay whatever-the-fuck-this-is-right-now-and-continue-fucking-each-other or enter into a relationship. She wants the latter, and I'm not ready for it.

>It's all a matter of how you play your cards.
Lel, I guess I'm folding my cards and not proceeding any further with this.

>I might just take you up on that.
Alrighty, I'll need your gender and a query you'd like read.
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/div/, what made you start divining?
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>>17352378
Thank u!!!! :)
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>>17350924
>>17350924
>>17350924
>>17350924
>>17350924

If you need a reading try #divination on https://discord.gg/0k3oVnvCQfKzFsri
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>>17353028
I'd like one.. What sort of career path do you see me doing well in?
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>>17353050
>gender
Male.
>Query
Will my dad ever stop being a loser?
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>>17352783
Madison
dissatisfied, tired, sad
Do I have it in me to do well for myself?
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>>17353061
>/div/ what made you start divining?

Boredom and a willingness to help people.
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>>17353081

Of course you do. I don't have to be an Empath to see that.

>do I have it in me

The fact that you are even asking that question means you do. You just gotta do it.

Good luck!

"You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life." ~Albert Camus
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>>17352877
Lina .positive. red small cube. can you give me a romance reading? I'm kind of interested in someone butdont know if its worth pursuing
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>>17352913
Is new help kill?
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>>17353111
I haven't made much of an attempt to turn myself around.. there's a definite lack of motivation for me. Hopefully I'll be able to sort things out.
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>>17353113
I'm going to do Lina's and then I'm done for the day. But first, Lina, could you describe your love interest for me? I'm having a little trouble latching on.
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>>17353136
You'll get through. Try eliminating distractions in your life as a starter. That's what I did.
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>>17353146
He has thick black hair and its cut short. He's white skinned, haven't seen him smile yet. He has some muscle but isn't ripped or anything. Medium build I guess? Wears t shirts a lot. Really smart.
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Empath, may I have a reading please? Whatever you pick up is fine. Let's say I'm the color red.
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>>17353163

Lina, as with most relationship queries, you have two equally strong paths. The first path leads to a relationship were you get your needs met but he doesn't and it ends awkwardly. The second path leads to you stewing in your own crush until it fades away and you forget about it, but remain friends. And as of me typing this out, I just sensed an equally strong path that is blurry. I'm not sure what that means, but it doesn't feel negative or positive.

Hope I helped and good luck!
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>>17353168
Which Empath?
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>>17352783

Charles
Virgo
Very near the end. Is there any hope or have I just had a lot of bad luck?
I don't see a cube but a red semi-translucent dice with a little light coming through.
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>>17353072
Heart of the Matter / Opposing Factor: Justice / Page of Wands
Root Cause / Known Influence: The Hermit / 2 of Swords
Past Influences / New Circumstances: 4 of Wands / 4 of Cups
Him / His Environment: 9 of Pentacles / The Lovers
Guidance / Outcome: The Moon / 10 of Cups

This spread, lel.

Alright, let's start. First off, with your dad-- he has issues becoming an authoritative/fatherly figure, and this seems to be caused by a fiery figure preventing him from becoming his optimal self; this could be your mother, or somebody else in his life opposing the things he does and decisions he makes. The root cause suggests that he was lost in his own world and went through a period of introspection, and this seems to be influenced by a fork in the road he faced in the past, with some indications that this was stemming from mistakes he made, thereby causing a shift in his heart.

Your dad seems to move from two extreme ends of the stability and risk spectrum, in which he can either be docile or go all out risking everything for practically nothing. A balance between the two is what he needs; find a point where the two can meet. Now, he's starting to look far beyond and approach things with foresight in mind, and his environment is supported by The Lovers which is indicative of people around him giving sound advice. This looks good, however, the fiery figure opposing the Justice is worrisome as this can turn into a dispute/argument; driving further apart from people-- something to watch out for.

All things considered, I don't think he's a loser-- just lost and trying to find a foot to stand on. This is where family support and close relationships comes in-- hold his hand, but don't make decisions for him. Let him come to terms with his own situation and move forward himself, this is what he truly needs to move on from the fork he's faced.

With the 10 of Cups as outcome, everything is looking good for ya.
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>>17353206
Forgot to add:
Mood: Empty. Sometimes a ray of hope, more often rain and drudge and horror.
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>>17352783
Mood
Just feeling normal kinda empty i guess
Query
How is my love life work from here?
Concurrent sitiuation of my love life: Single and confused
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>>17353206
Also, dice looks a lot like pic related
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>>17353168

I've pretty much hit my limit, but I'll try.

Red, these general reading are normally pretty vague because there isn't a goal- and this one will be even more vague since you haven't given me much to latch onto -but they are normally pretty interesting. I'll leave you interpret it, but it's probrably wise to not take this reading literally.

When I picture you, the color red, you are in the shape of a rectangle that is standing portrait-wise, as opposed to landscape-wise. You are sort of waxy, like you were drawn by a child with a crayon. You are in an abandoned fairground. You feel lonely but hopeful.

That's all I got. No paths here. Just visuals and vague, which I have for everyone (except for people like >>17352954 )but I translate them into "strong paths". That isn't possible for this one for the aforementioned reasons.

Hope you got what you were looking for! I had fun with this one.
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>>17353207
Thanks. I'll relay this to him. Like you said, he needs the support.
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>>17353229
>inXEmpath
Is your name in relation to the website XE or am I just being dumb?

Also, if you ever wish to talk about Empathic stuff you're more than welcome to hit me up on Skype (mrayner225). Your readings were very interesting to read!
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>>17353243
>Is your name in relation to the website XE or am I just being dumb?

It's in relation to me being relatively inexperienced. Thus, In and X.

>if you ever wish to talk about Empathic stuff you're more than welcome to hit me up on Skype (mrayner225). Your readings were very interesting to read

Thanks! I might take you up on that.
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>>17353257
Oops. Forgot to turn my name back on.
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Yo I'm gonna do some tarot reads but I only have time for 3. first come first serve, and I won't be doing more than 3 so don't bother asking after that, sorry.

Just gimme your query and favorite line from a rap song.
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>>17353293
allrighty, give me love reading
rap line: lunches, brunches interviews by the pool
cosidered a fool, cuz i dropped out of highscool
also, rap is for niggers and fags, which one are you?
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>>17353293
Love reading

'Love is evol, spell it backwards and I'll show ya! '
Eminem - space bound
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>>17353293
"I let the beat drop like old people with Polio"

Love reading
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>>17353304
I'm a fag obviously.
alright I'm doing golden dawn spreads, 15 cards.

your spread:
XII Hanged man, 2 cups love, 4 cups luxury *Top left*

4 of wands compeltion, IX hermit, 8 swords interference
*Top right*

XIX Sun, XXI Universe, princess of disks *Center*

Princess of wands,3 of disks works, 3 of cups abundance *Bottom left*

princess of swords, Prince of disks, 5 wands strife
*Botom right*

So feel free to tell me if any of this is wrong.

You're in your current situation because of impulse, but this isnt a bad situation, you're apparently nice and generous and shit despite calling me a nigger and faggot over the internet (according to the cards.)

On the one hand you're heading towards a time of rest from your efforts and activity whatever that shit may be. This it seems is likely to cause solitude and loneliness but also a time for self reflection.

on the other hand:
It seems alternatively you'll still end up alone possibly and accept it for what it is and will be ok with it, with your life in general. It appears that by accepting your time alone you'll find other things to make you happy.

Your advice: Do what you enjoy, find happiness and build yourself up, either through working out, materialistic or monetary gain, or study, or all, etc.
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>>17353305
>>17353307
Alright gimme somet imet odo yours.
also:
>>17353304
>>17353305
>>17353307
I"m still new to this and as always with cartomancy and divination in general take it with a grain of salt.
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>>17353341
well, it does look like i'm headed for tfw no gf forever, i suppose i'm a nice guy, i just love the bantz tough, thanks for the reading
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>>17353305
XX the Aeon, XV th eDevil, II the priestess
*Top left*

0 The fool, 2 wands dominion, 9 wands strength
*TOp right*

Ace of disks, 10 wands oppression, queen of disks
*Center*

Queen of swords, 2 of disks change, XI lust
*Bottom left*

Princess of swords, ace of cups, 7 of disks failure.
*Bottom right*


Alright so impatience seems to be flaw in your character when it comes to love, which can be detrimental but your situation still seems to have some potential for a positive outcome.

so on the right hand you're looking to Disillusionment through determination, and on the left hand is doing whatever the fuck you want, which could possibly be very shitty for your sense of self and emotional security.

Your advice: is to be passionate, charismatic, compassionate, etc. basically don't be a robot and try to identify with the person you're interested in.
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>>17353386
Hey, Thank you so much for the reading.

I'm quite impatient sometimes, already working on that.

Will follow your advice when the time come.
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>>17353036
Should I go into archeology or computer science as a backup?

Also, what do you mean by current path?

((Ps. Im magic asf dawg u aint be trillin me))
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>>17353307
prince of swords, 4 of wands completion, 10 of cups satiety
*top left*

8 of disks prudence, 7 of swords futility, XVIII the moon
*Top roight*

Queen of cups, 7 of cups debauch, VI the lovers.
*Center*

7 of wands valour, X fortnue, 5 of wands strife
*Bottom left*

6 of swords science, Knight of swrods, 9 of cups happiness
*Bottom roight*

ze situation es good mein frend. mmmmmm. yess.

alright so on ze one hand is the inability to have something that you want because of inactivity and as such will preceed disillusionment, or the realization of dream that will not be realized.

on the other hand if you are intelligent and build up your current goals to the point of realization and fruition then this might help you get what you want. So now it seems is not a time for stagnation and languish but rather for action.

NOW THEN, your advice good sir, or madam.

Advice: Muster up that foightin spirit like your name was russel crowe! break them bounderies of oppression like your name was bob marley! what you need to do is kick some ass right now. metaphorical ass. So you should probably bust ass on whatever projects you're working on, whether it's finding a better job, artistic, self enrichment, improving a skill, etc. Now is a time to focus on improvement apparently.

I hope this helps.
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>>17352457
Thomas
Skinnyfat slightly leaning towards fat with trace muscle, tall, one finger with only 10% of nail, short brown hair
Blank, wondering
General reading, please. If you wanna empathize with me some more, though: Is there anything unexpected waiting for me? Are those meetings I've been missing out on of any worth?
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>>17353430
Alright, sounds like in order to get some action with guys, I need to get out of my fruitless rutt. It's too bad that I'm lazy as fuck, I don't see myself changing anytime soon. It would be great if I could put in a bit of effort though. Thanks m8.
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>>17351574
N-no
He's a year older than me
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>>17352555

So sorry for the late reply, I hope you see my post-but thank you! At least I'll have love for a little while.
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Danielle
female
22
Taurus
Florida, USA
blue eyes, fat, short
fav color green
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raE7hG1GIgs

just wondering if anyone can pick anything up on me, i guess something general or whatever you feel. really appreciate it, thank you if anyone reads me.
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>>17352783
I'm
>>17352600
>If general query, picture a cube and describe it to me. (color, pattern, movement, etc)
Purple Tesseract moving diligently
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>>17353229

Thanks... Now picture me in a green house with fancy decor. A place where opportunity lies. What do you get from that?
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>>17353666
I sniff coke and I smoke.
I stick my dick in her throat.
Xanax and the jack and coke.
These bitches like to get choked.
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I don't know of anyone is doing readings but I'm on my break at work but I'm hoping someone can give me insight in my current relationship goals! Thank you
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>>17353666
lol no
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>>17352783
>olivia
>a bit stressed
>a love query. I'm single. I have my eyes on someone and I'm wondering how things will turn out between us and if we will eventually get together in some way. Thank you!
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>>17352457
>M.
>average, gonna tone up soon, a little on the chubby side
>normal, kind of sad
>a love reading please for Me and L?
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>>17354095
>14
Come back in 4 years, bud. Or at the very least, don't talk about your age on an 18+ website.
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anyone doing readings right now?
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>>17354130

no
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>>17354107

>Pigeon-hole someone based on their age
>30 year old basement dwelling shitposters are fine though
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>>17354204
>30 year old basement dwelling shitposters are fine though

When did I say that? They're pretty annoying, too. I was just giving an underage some advice, because I'm pretty sure he doesn't wanna get banned.
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>>17354219
It's a 14-year-old's reasoning. You can tell because they think divination isn't shit-posting to begin with.
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You can pull up your zippers 14yo anon most likely got a ban.
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Back for a few readings before work
>name
>location
>description
>defining features
>query
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>>17354430
Fenix
South America
Calm, mostly introvert guy, 22
I sent her away Empath, what happens now?
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>>17354430
Marco
Mexico
chubby, light dark skin, tall, a little chubby
loving and caring but turned into an introvert and semi-depressed
Just a general reading about my future this year, how to get better, how to raise my vibes to one of pure love, etc
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>>17354430
My mom is in the hospital and the girl I've had my heart set on won't talk to me
Brent
Tallish with brown hair and hazel eyes
Male Sagittarius
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Semi-new reader here looking to do a few readings while I drink my coffee.
I don't do readings on health.
I'm on mobile so give me time to type
I need:
>a name to use
>location
>something that makes you laugh
I'll be here for a bit, I think.
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>>17354430
Phil
Chilel
Introvert, 21, semi-stressed
Should i leave that group?
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>>17354507
James
Hawaii
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>>17354507
Isaac
Texas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGOpF0zzkno
I laughed a lot when I watched this for the first time.

If I brought up the concept of breaking up to my lover tonight, how would that go over?
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>>17354507
Marco
Latin america
It's always sunny on philadelphia, cute girls with neck injuries, dogs in general.
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>>17354521
also I would just like a general reading,
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>>17354520

uh well they probably wouldn't take it too well. how would you react if someone wanted to break up with you?
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>>17354478
The healing process can begin. I sense an energy nearby who protect yours and allow it to gain some much needed healing.
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>>17352783
>Seth
>Anxious
>How do I welcome back warmth and empathy when I've intentionally cultivated disgust and coldness?
>A white cute with circuit-like lines and squares over it, of various colors
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>>17354527
I've had peaceful breakups. This time though, uh... I don't want to say too much, but I'm very intimidated to even attempt it.
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>>17354517
James, firstly I lost my shit when I saw that. You have a good sense of humor, that's for sure.
Now for the reading.
I'm doing something simple and general. Nice broad strokes of the brush.
In the past we have fire and creativity. An almost princliness to whatever passion you had firing you. I don't know if it was truly stamped out, but seeing Sorrow as your present card, I suspect it's not burning bright.
The cards make it seem like something is really upsetting you. The future shows a powerful queen of disks watching the path. I don't know if it promises the end to the sorrow, but it does hint that with perseverance, you should see her blessing in your craft. Fruitful labor is its own reward, and sometimes there's cash for that labor, which is dope too.
I drew one last card because it wanted out of the deck, and it is Adjustment.
This card almost always challenges you to go, "It could be worse, right? I just need time to get used to this."
Time is a great healer, and whatever they say you're dealing with, you'll be good.

Hope that helped bro,
-Sideways
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>>17354483
The path you're on is quite empty, with very few twists or turns. I feel this year will hold lots of growth for you, especially personal. Don't be afraid to move a little fast that you usually do; make the most of the clear path ahead
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>>17354507

anne
usa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myC4WUwF4eA
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>>17354513
The group itself isn't bad, but I felt two energies within it that are toxic. If you can overpower these energies I feel you can save the group. Otherwise, yea leave; things will only get worse and from there what was once a boon will be nothing more than a energy sink
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>>17354534
Thank you, Empath. Let's see how the days go on.
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>>17354520
>>17354537
Isaac, I've gone through good and bad breakups, and consulted my cards a lot for each.
If you're intimidated however, I don't know how much a reading could help. Be safe, and there is always help if you need it. Look into that first if you can, and if you want I can still try giving you a reading
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>>17354550
Anytime friend. Will send you positive vibes throughout the night (trying my hand at QT)
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>>17354554
A reading would actually help ease my mind quite a lot, since I'm one of those overthinker types. I don't want to force you to read me if you don't want to, but if you're willing then I'd really appreciate it a whole lot.
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>>17354507
Brent
NY/PA
Randall physics
Love/future reading please
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>>17354561
Ragdoll physics
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>>17354538
Oh god, why the Queen of Discs. Why. As if she's not already on my mind. Man, I've been pushing myself into a downward spiral the last few days. Really haven't had shit to pull me out, either. Trying to do on my own--which sucks--but I guess it's inevitable.

Anyways, you're a good reader. Thanks and have a nice day.
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>>17354507
>Meg
>East coast US
>The word "buttcheeks"
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>>17354430
Hey Empath, how are you?
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>>17354559
I'm reading a little blind, so I'll just pass along what the cards say for you bro.

In the past we have Truce, a card that pretty much means that you encountered a problem and both parties couldn't fix it, so they just existed alongside each other agreeing to just let it be (probably? It doesn't have to be the partner.)
But up next is the ace of swords. This is the clarity of mind. You made some sort of breakthrough. Often times, thinking with nothing but logic can get cold... So take it with a bit of balancing to be done.
Next we have Gain, in the future. It's pretty much all here in the name for you bud.
Something earned from it, though this particular suite usually means it's earthly in nature and not usually about spiritual, magical, or emotional gains.
To be for real though, I feel good emotionally when I get things, but that's just me.
Lastly I have one card that wiggled out and says it has something to do with the relationship.
It's Worry, which is the Herald of overthinking, much as you said you do. When you see a card like this, it's time to turn to a trusty friend and get their opinion.

Hope the reading helped broski,
-Sideways
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>>17354507
Faryn
Canada
https://youtu.be/3gZvxpFWe9M

I'm thinking about revealing a secret to a friend, should I do it? It may make or break our friendship.
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>>17354575
Hey Discord, doing pretty well considering its V-day and all that. How are you going?
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>>17354430
Marie
Vancouver
I live in my favorite blue hoodie. Short brown hair.
I'm really short in height!
General reading, including career and relationship please! I'm thinking about getting out of my current location and getting a new home, new job, and new man... will my endeavors be successful?
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>>17354548
Thanks alot empath, hopefully this group wont just scatter on the wind, cheers!
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>>17354521
>>17354521
Cute girls with neck injuries. I didn't realize that was funny until you brought it up. Also fuck yeah dogs are funny.
Now then, for the reading I'll do a similar spread to the last one I did. A sweet, simple three card, unless it decides not to be.

First card for you is Interference. Sometime recently you got bogged down with something or someone you see is annoying/bothering you? That's my guess, but it seems like you haven't been able to do what you've wanted to do, and that's never good.
Then after that we have a Princess of fire watching over your path now. She usually comes to teach new arts or skills, sometimes just kicking you into gear so you'll dust off the ones you already know.
But the last card is one of my favorite. It's all in the name of the card: Happiness.
Being comfortable with where you have gotten and how hard you are pushing yourself. It might not be now, but the cards think you're headed towards a point where you can be at ease.
I hope that helps you out sir!
-Sideways
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>>17354591
Alright and exhausted lol. Debating on sleeping or watching Freddy.
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>>17354579
Thanks, thanks thanks thanks. I'll try my best, really, thank you so much. I'm pretty sure I understand! I have one bud who said they'd defend me if things got rough, but I'm still a little scared.

Thanks again. Have a good night.
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>>17354602
Last one. Off to work now

The path you're on feels like a swamp; you're energy is very bogged down and moving anywhere is exhausting. There's a clearer path that runs parallel to this one. I can't tell where either will lead you, but I can tell you that the effort required to make it to the other path will be a lot less than it would take to continue to greener pastures on the current path. Sorry but because of just how dense this swamp is, I can't see much else.
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>>17354605
Hopefully not. I have experienced it all to often. It's not fun. I wish you all the best in your endeavour
>>17354614
Sleep. Always sleep. A healthy body begets a healthy soul.
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>>17354610
I just wanna know of I'm gonna find a grill soon
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>>17354542
I actually liked those boots...
But! Time for a reading! I'm assuming something general, but we'll see what the cards decide to tell. :D

First one off the bat is disappointment. This one is primarily emotional, so likely having gotten your hopes up for something, or reflecting harshly on where you are. But in the present we have happiness! So if the disappointment may still be lingering, it's important to use what happiness you have now to combat it. There is always something you can do to stave off unhappiness.
Lastly we have futility. It's a card that always reminds you that you can only handle what you can change. If you can't change it, work on what you can and let go of the rest.
I myself still work on understanding all the lessons futility has to teach, but I wish you luck and happiness with you own journey!
-Sideways
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>>17354628
Wow... interesting! Thank you
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>>17354633
Agreed! But things are so tempting sometimes lol. Hope work plays well with you.
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>>17354645
Let me know how it goes, no matter your decision. I'm happy to do a follow up reading for you.
>>17354646
Ahhh too true. I seldom have worry about lack of sleep; narcolepsy has its bonuses sometimes haha
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>>17354671
I absolutely will. The bogged down path is the one I'm currently on. I strongly believe the "new" path is my destiny and I'm gonna at the very least try going down it... thank u!!
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>>17354671
Were you able to feel anything else? Or is it just too foggy....?
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>>17354561
Brent, you have brought on memories of stupid physics in GTA. I'm glad life won't knock you to the ground for bumping shoulders with a passing stranger.

So, first card here is swiftness, followed swiftly by lust! What this says to me is that you have something you really want/want to do, and you should really start working towards it as much as possible! Any distractions won't matter later when you have what you want.
Finally we have the knight of fire watching over you, who encourages passion and courage. If this reading says anything, it seems to say that you should start doing whatever you think will get you a step closer to your goals!
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>>17354585
Love reading included please? :)
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>>17354572
Your first card is satiety, or being happy with what you have. It's a very important lesson to master, and anyone who does can see the bright side anywhere. But we have failure after that, which might be exactly why they advise a little satiety.
The last card is works, which is encouragement to power through whatever is holding you back and make the most of it. Don't wish for champagne on a beer budget, but shoot for that champagne budget anyways.
I think you'll get the leg up and carry that moment forward. :)
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>>17354681
>>17354687
Glad to hear! As I said, hit me up again when things have developed; right now it's just an oppressive covering scene.
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>>17354762
Thanks :)
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>>17354585
>>17354585
I think this one is all that I can tackle tonight. Whew. Also, wtf broke Luigi? He really needs that damn spaghetti.

Let's see what the cards have to say about secrets, and then I'll ask them what's in store for your <3.

We have Ruin and The Fool here, which sounds like beginning again. This could mean that telling her the secret will change your friendship for a time, as the fool signifies a new journey, or it could be moving on to something new.
The ruin part certainly means that there will be consequences to deal with. But maybe the fool sends you off to handle matters of the heart?

Hmmm...
Drawing for love, we have failure coupled with valour. What this says to me is that you really need to go try a few times and just totally fuck up. Try new things out, hang out in new bars/clubs/mud wrestling conventions and see what it holds for you.
It seems you need to just go out and do your thing for a while, and remember that failing is usually more important than lucking out.

When you do have the experience under your belt, you'll be much better prepared for the maple syrup drinking, lumberjack Canadian that you're supposed to be with. :)

I'll still stick around for a little longer if you need anything else cleared up here.
-Sideways
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>>17354750
:) thank you, these are always some encouraging words whether from /x/ or otherwise.
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>>17354773
Lol!!! Spaghetti! Hehe :)
Thank you! Well the thing is, the friend i have to talk to and the love interest are the same person! You're right... he kind of is a maple syrup drinking lumberjack lol!!!
But if they're the same person, then what does your reading mean? I really want to be with him but I have a few loose ends in my life to tie up before I can do it... or at least try :) he knows I like him and I think he likes me bit right now it's just feasible... thank you so much for your help !!!
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>>17354793
Hmmm.
From the reading, I would think that things would be different for a while after the secret is spilled. It could be that your first attempt won't go so well, but I bet it will be circumstance that makes it so.
I think that is how they mean "get gud".
Wrap everything up, accept that you might get shot down until it's all in place, and then you'll be set to go from there.
-Sideways
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>>17354813
Thank you so much for all your help I will take your advice close to heart and see where to go from there :) youre amazing! Have a good night <3
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I need a reader, what happens if this letter is delivered?
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>>17354875
Are you the darlin I did the reading for a few threads ago?
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>>17354897
no, that was me! i dont know who that other anon is, but at least im not the only one sending love letters! the one that went up in flames?? im still in the process of writing it... :( ahhh!
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>>17354909
Yea. Seems like a very rare thing these days so I assumed. I'm interested to see how your letter goes. Here's hoping that it all works out okay!
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>>17354913
Perhaps later if it slows down.
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>>17354917
If youre around, I'll let ya know how it goes =) Life is so weird, and people are so desperate for love, arent they? I guess you of all people should know with all the 'love reading' requests you get... its kind of bittersweet, how in this world where everything seems to have gone to shit, people are still looking for their one true loves...
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>>17354931
I love it! I've always wanted a physical penpal;?no one has ever been interested. I hope he loves what he gets
>>17354935
thanks Hun! I love hearing follow ups. It does seem love readings are the most common, with generals being close second. I think people are in too much of a rush for love that they forget to love oneself. All too often do I see people using the love of another to patch up wounds.
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>>17354956
>I think people are in too much of a rush for love that they forget to love oneself. All too often do I see people using the love of another to patch up wounds.

Oh my friend, that is so true! I was that way with him for the longest time, I used him as a crutch but then I realized my own two legs worked well enough the entire time... It's so hard to explain! Awww I would be your penpal!! Any time! I think that would be lovely! I hope he does too... :) He didn't write back last time but he gave me something really nice, so thats a plus I suppose! ;p
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Will I get a gf or a girl to Fug soon pls been too fucking long :(
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>>17354956
Please dont forget about me empath. Second letter guy here.
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BumPan
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>>17350924
You do realize all that card reading shit is bullshit.
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>>17354973
I know exactly what you mean;it's both liberating and empowering to stand on you willpower when before the very thought terrified.
>penpal
Awwwwww that's sweet. But you don't have to do that if you don't want to
>>17354985
Haven't forgotten about you friend, but I'm not really in any position to do readings right now.
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Today is going to be fucking horrible. :/
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>>17355034
Its ok, too busy shit posting on /pol/ huh aussie empath?? e
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>>17355095
Nah work tonight. Kinda hard to do readings with customers bugging
>shitposting on /pol/
Pissing in a sea of piss.jpg
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>>17355108
Seriously, how does one "shit post" on pol? It's just one endless sea of shit posts.
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>>17354984
Sucks being single on Valentine's, huh?
Hey by next valentines day maybe we'll both have gfs, Anon

I'm guessing no readers around right now but I feel pretty optimistic about it myself.
We're gonna make it, bro
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>>17355122
the same way you shitpost on /x/ or any other board for that matter
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I wanna try some cold readings, so give me a query and the first thing you look at after reading this. I will draw (albeit badly) what I read.
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>>17355339
How will my love life go from here?
The window, its raining
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>>17355370
Really weird imagery.
>tree with thousands of roots, albeit very thin and weak
>holding up an almost impossibly heavy trunk filled with eyes of different sizes
>reaching up into a vibrant and beautiful halo
>sprouting forth vines and tentacles, a mouth adorns one such tentacle
>Above it all sits a giant green orb orf crackling energy
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>>17355339

wassup with my future homie where am i most strongly walking towards?
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>>17355339
future/past lives reading. my window sill,which contains a fan, a jar, a case, an apple, a thing of soil.
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>>17351007
you're so deep in denial that your own penis wants to detach itself from your body and bury itself in a female.
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>>17355339
A career and future reading please anon.
pirates https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srI1VsRDytw

What is a cold reading?
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>>17355339
What will happen with my job?
A figure of a Gorilla
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>>17355405
Well this makes total sense!
On a serious note
Thanks
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>>17355408
>>17355422
>>17355424
>>17355433
>>17355458
one second, just travelling home.
>>17355466
R-really? I'm glad to hear.
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>>17355339
Where is my path takng me?
The Tile Floor
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Should I leave this place?

A red empire
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>>17355422
>a giant mass of almost fluorescent yellow
>a near limitless amount of masks float across its surface
>they are all shapes and sizes, colours and expressions
>there's a very large, larger than all of them, malicious looking face
>it stares at me
>the surface occasionally "pops", and a glint of blackness is seen underneath for a split second
>the whole being looks like a constantly cascading waterfall
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>>17355339
A love reading about the girl I'm pursuing.
Two mini nendoroids.
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>>17355433
>what is a cold reading
Basically a reading done with as little possible information.

>Magestic, blue and red wings.
>they are crossed in, enclosed around a planet (not earth)
>the planet has a crown of thorns adorning it
>it spins slowly in place
>a hand reaches up for it
>it is bound in place by heavy chains
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>>17354606
Yeah I've been pushing myself so hard in the last year to achieve happiness, but I'm not quite there yet. Abour the interference card, I think the person bogging me down could be my parents, or even myself, if it is myself then I don't know how to aproach this situation.

>princess of fire.
I don't know any deity described like that. I've been getting too much into hinduism lately, traveling to india to spiritual retreats andthe like, so I guess there's got to be a hindu deity that fits that description? I hope so.

Anyways, thanks Sideways, it brings me a little hope that things are gonna be howI want them to be at least once, I already knew that from heart but A little extra reasurance doesn't hurt. and pic related is what I meant where cute girls have neck braces and can't turn their heads or have to walk like robots,I laugh everytime I see one on the street
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>>17355458
>a heart, cracked in two
>spilling forth its contents, like an egg broken over a pan
>goo if left alone, hardens to touch
>a tongue twists around and pierces the heart's contents
>pulling it down into the abyss of a tooth-filled jaw
>its eye staring intently at (me)
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Anyone awake?
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>>17355604
I have candy
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>>17355604
Perhaps. I was enjoying the drawings
>>17355609
What kind?
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>>17355613
Ghosty candy
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But really though who wants to make a divination Kik chat
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>>17355626
Spoopy! I had waffles today, never treat myself like that. Was very enjoyable albeit sugar overload.
>>17355629
ehhhhh I have skype, IRC and discord...
I don't think I need another /x/ related chat group haha
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>>17355557
Thank you for the drawing anon. Is this a warning that I won't or haven't made the right career decision that will led me to happiness/destiny/full life?

Or is it that I will be denied salvation/happiness because of something I did? Have I been on 4chan and /div/ that long?

Would love to read your interpretation of the drawing. Is there any other anon that can read this?
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>>17355557
>>17355705
Forgot to ask what color was the planet?
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>>17355531
woah dude. that's.... surprisingly fitting. like really fitting. like seriously. that's amazing. thanks.
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>>17355642

Hey Empath!

Hows it going, are you still doing reading right now?
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>>17355705
>>17355707
The planet was red and blue. Blue seas(?) with a cimson landmass. The wings seems to be a sort of protection, kind of like shields. at first I thought them so, until I saw them rustle.

I can think of two ways it's interpreted. Either you need to break the chains that are binding you in place if you're even going to reach this "new world" of your. Or it's a warning the current path you are own will lead to you being bound and the life you wanted shielded away from you by higher powers.
Glad you like the drawing.
>>17355712
That's nice to hear. As I said, this is something I've always wanted to try but wasn't sure if it'd work or not. I'm as surprised as you are. Glad you like it.
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>>17355726
>>17355577
can you please interpret it for me? You would make me very happy...
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>>17355724

Please Empath,

Ive been researching a lot of spirit, enlightenment, and psychic stuff lately . Last night I woke up and felt a weird pressure on my lower body like someone was pressing down on me or sitting on me and then I fell back asleep and had weird dreams (Can't remember the dreams though). Was this itself all a dream, or i smy mind playing tricks, or am I somehow starting to connect with the spirity world around me?

Thanks!
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>>17355724
Sure I'm in bed and no tired just yet. Will do some readings while I drift off.
>>17355726
>trip came back on going phone-to-computer
Whelp...
>>17355734
>can you please interpret it for me?
I think it's pretty self explanatory, at least the extremely dark vibes I was getting whilst drawing made it so for me. There's someone (or something maybe) that will work their way into the inner workings of your heart. They'll use this to break you and tear out what they want from,taking it for themselves or "devour" it.
>You would make me very happy...
I-I don't know what to say anon, we've only just met!
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>>17355734
>>17355749

Mhhh like the job is slowly devouring me? Emptying me..?
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>>17355726
>>17355726
Thank you EmpathAU for the interpretation for >>17355557

Either I'm in the right career path or I'm in the wrong path...that's heavy...

Any trick or advice to find out if I'm in the former or latter?
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>>17355749

A reading on whether I should follow a more sciency career or a more acting career would be lovely! (I am 50/50 leaning towards either or)
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>>17355767
I guess so. It doesn't seem like a slow drain as more of an instant devouring.
>>17355770
I wouldn't necessarily say that there's a distinct right and wrong. Is the path you're on now morally ambiguous? I think it either means;
A) if you're not fulfilled then break the bonds holding you down and chase your dreams; OR
B) be careful about continuing down this legally/morally/etc grey path, for it will ultimately lead you to losing your goals
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>>17355786
I don't need to do a reading to tell you science. I did an acting degree and it is extremely cutthroat. It's fun, and very educational, but the feeling of putting so much time to something for it to lead to naught is depressing. I'd say do your science degree, then come back to your acting. That way you can take up lab jobs (pathology, chemical analysis, ect) that pay well for few days work and support yourself through your acting. In the mean time, look for local troubadour groups to join to keep those acting abilities sharp. That and putting of performances is amazing for ones social life and confidence.
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>>17355795
>>17355767
Ok thank you. I know this job is not my true calling. Can you help me to find my true calling? The job what will make me happy or fill my heart instead of epmtying it. Can you do this reading for me? I know that i want to do a job that i love. But i dont know which job will be the job i love. This questin is not new for me. Im literally asking me this question since years. Please help me...again.
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>>17355795
Was thinking of career in Criminal Justice or in Intelligence, against my family's wishes.
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>>17355810

Hey there empath. If you're reading, can you tell me what approach to take toward the young girl I'm crushing on, or should I put it out of my mind for a bit?

Male virgo with hazel eyes, likes spirituality. From Indiana
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Anyone doing readings?
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