Been looking for a way to do this for a while, can't find anything
What is your purpose?
I bet proper planetary music might help, but that's a secret...
This guy wins the internet.
I say stop being schitzo and realize its a meditation you need old dead faggots to rape you into doing.
If you want to change, change. It is of immense karma for a Juedo-Christian fag like yourself to denounce the bullshit your ancestors genetically engineered you to be, as with any Dharmic transmutation.
Whatever quality you are trying to Evoke by INvoking this shit isn't gonna work. Just do this mundane function like the mundane asshole you are sitting on.