UFO/ALIEN Stories

saw some of these fuckers in the sky ounce

Greatest thread ever op.

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>>17341470
>the sky ounce

snorting
fuckmeass

>>17341468
>Be atheist into the occult.
>Get into alchemy.
>See all alchemists praying to God.
>Start doing same.
>Week later I find in-depth studies on aliens.
>Say out loud I want to join them.
>Alien abduction attempt that night.
>If fear does not reach 100% you cannot be taken.
>Next night, 2-3 hours before abduction, I see website about aliens. Click it. Says to call out to Jesus Christ to stop alien abductions.
>Think it's bullshit.
>Abduction happens much more strongly now, terrified to death.
>Call out in my mind "Jesus help me"
>Mfw alien abduction stops.
>Become Christian.
>Make website: www.holytext.org