If you could design your perfect funeral what would it be? What would people say? Would there be a theme? What would happen to your body?
I wanna be devoured by scavengers so bad, but it is illegal in my country.
>get my body stuffed and strings attached to my arms
>not tell anyone about it before i die
>at the end of the funeral lights shine down on my coffin
>micheal jackson's thriller plays as my body is lifted from the coffin by the strings
>i the strings pull me to the movements of the thriller dance
>at the end of my dance a banner falls from the celing saying "i put the fun in funeral"
It would at least make my death less sad
I want my body to be hollowed out and filled with explosive, my funeral will be a wild party with everyone on dmt and music playing, at the apex of the music my body would be launched into the air and detonated so that the entier crowd is coated with a thin layer of my atomized remains
Take all the money that would be used for my funeral and rent a boat with it. Stage a huge party on the boat while i'm wrapped in plastic and heavy chains in the corner. Going out to sea, everyone gets really drunnk and starts fucking. My body is kicked over the edge at some point.
Then I can haunt sailors on the sea and everyone has an amazing party at my funeral....
Win - Win.
I want to be set on fire and rolled into a library full of old ancient texts on a shopping cart.