What is this "eggman conspiracy" I keep hearing ab

Just an ugly loser robot. Nothing paranormal about him.

He's an egg who sold his soul to the devil to become human.

>>17340376
if you recorded this you sound like a dumbass.

and go back to r9k or whatever board you came from.

also are u black cause u sound black bby

Tfw would be an eggman if I lost my hair

>>17340969
*a woman who sold her vagina to become a man

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>>17340376
reminds me of squeak scolari from baseketball

>>17340376
That's just how the British look. Nothing paranormal

>>17341390
He's American

>>17341390
No he doesn't. I know there's a British look but not this guy.

conspiracy to steal the chaos emeralds