How do I worship Satan?

>>17334277
Committing suicide is a widely accepted form of tribute to Satan

>>17334277
By doing very well in all of your classes until you graduate high school.

Better question. How does one summon a demon of sloth and ignorance? The more you try or research how the harder it is. Seems impossible, right?

>>17334277
By not believing that Jesus is the Christ, the Son of the Living God, Who died for the sins of mankind and rose on the third day.

By not believing this, you guarantee yourself to be satan's roommate.

You will not enjoy the experience, no matter how edgy you think you are now.

>>17334277
By doing everything opposite of what the New Testament says and just being a general piece of shit
>>17334334
Also this

Start by reading The Master and Margarita and go from there

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>>17334334
>>17334352
>implying Christianity predates satanism

>>17334379
Sooo...Satanists should accept Christ then?

>Implying you know what the fuck you're talking about

>>17334277
kill yourself

>>17334277
Relinquish your dubs and kill your self

>>17334379
Can't be true. Christianity did not start until Jesus rose from the dead. Like anyone's Last Will and Testament, it only comes into effect upon the death of the testator, in this case, Jesus.

However, when Adam and Eve were walking with God in the Garden of Eden on Day Eight, they were walking and talking with Jesus. Before they disobeyed God, disbelieved God, and joined in satan's rebellion.

watch hentai

you have to touch your ball gently. but don't use your nails, gently with your fingertips. you have to have some toast for breakfast, it would be wise to wipe your ass the next day when taking a shit, but only with the towel your mom used to dry herself when taking a shower at least a year ago. you have to keep the towel for a whole year under your bed and gently rub your semen on it. while you masturbate you have to think of all the bad things your father has done to you.

>>17334411
>>17334427
Satanism seriously has nothing to do with Christianity,stop this eternal meme.It is a standalone LHP religion.

>>17334379
JoS fag detected

>>17334296
Kek

>>17334568
There is proof that all Satanist symbols exist hundreds to thousands of years before Christianity.I'm not going to list them right now,you can search it for yourself.

>>17334591
Dont you think it's more likely that such symbols were adopted by modern satanists rather than being part of some long running Satanic cult?

>>17334277
By opposing him and everything else.

>>17334673
More likely existing pagan symbols were linked to Satanism by Christian church trying to demonize other religions.

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become a jew is the first step

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>>17334901
It's not limited to jews though. Muslims and anyone who worships false gods are satanists

>>17335034
>battling Islamic dogma with Christian dogma

Become an eighth grader with daddy issues and a superiority complex

>>17335051
Did you look at the picture? I don't think Baphomet is mentioned in the Bible, and the things it says about Mohamed are pulled straight from the quaran. Also the moon is a symbol of women fertility in the occult, not Christianity

>>17334555
almost 666

Put a dildo in your ass while summoning ra-amin-ka. The dildo is just for the purpose of your seriousness. The sacrifice has to break your proud! Without a sacrifice goes nothing. And be warned, you need to have a proper visualization of what you want to achieve, otherwise the Lord will fry your brain!

>>17334277
The beautiful thing about Satanism is its individualism. Worship, walk, talk, embrace Satan in any form or fashion which you desire.

collect power
do something bad with it

things will get hairy

>>17334277
be as selfish as possible
better yourself and enlighten those around you

>>17334549
and the most retarded comment award is for you sir.

>>17335052
Beat me to it

>>17334441
this

>>17335143
Of course I looked at the picture, which is why I'm referencing the bible verses and the bit about Jesus at the end. Did you look at it?

>>17334277
Fool

I am beyond Satanism.

For I have made all the Anunnaki / Elohim my Adversaries.

>>17334277
Newfag here has /x/ always been full of edgy kids who likes roleplaying?

>>17336995
he's not roleplaying, probably. satanism is a religion. if you don't know that you really are a newfag and that means you should shut up for a while.

>>17336979
Fuck you

>>17337001
/x/ full of crazy people i see.

>>17337008
>/x/ full of crazy people i see.
duh.

however, i'm not crazy and neither was anything i said. nor am i a satanist. but if you think this is a roleplay thread then you might as well leave because it doesn't get any better.

>>17337026
That's why im asking has it always been people roleplaying. Don't have to sperg out kid

>>17337031
and i'm saying it's not roleplaying you dumb fuck. and i get the feeling you're the kid here. i hope, for your sake.

>>17337039
Calm down sperg. No need to be upset. Don't use your magical powers to curse me though please

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>>17334901
/pol/'s favorite boogeyman comes out of this too.

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>>17334901
God damn is their any board /pol/ isn't shitting up these days?
>>17334277
Find a branch of satanism that you like and start following its tenants? LaVey is the most mainstream.

But really the dichotomy of satanism and its parent religions boils down to the parent religions being populist (as in live for others, greater good ect) and the satanist dogma centering around being elitist (live for yourself/tribe, everyone else is expendable ect)

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>>17334277

Call him a fag and a tranny, that's his worship.

Pic related, he likes to come by as female

>>17334277
Why would you worship Satan?

>>17335167
Yeah, not really I don't think you understand how post numbers work.

>>17337031
>>17337044
He's not even sperging out you tard. Get out of your feelings.

>>17337293
He probably wants to be edgy, so he tells his friends he's a Satanist, but doesn't want to straight up lie. This is despite the fact that worshipping Satan =/= Satanism.

>>17334277
Your better off with a bullet in your skull.

Im not exaggerating

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As a practicing Satanist of over 10 years, I think this video will sum up the best advice I could give you in 5 minutes.

https://youtu.be/38g1y6Xy2Oc

>>17334277
Form a black metal band.

>>17336923
Yeah, but even if you remove those parts the point remains the same

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>>17334277
A crucial essence of Satanism is individuation in the pursuit of totalizing divinity. The path to walking the pan-chaos is one which you must figure out for yourself. Firstly, I suggest prayer and sigil working, followed by devotionals with stichomancy.

You will find that there are always currents/energies/spirits from the Other Side which are willing to guide the initiate through its mysteries. Satanism is a religion which is polythetic at its core, driving towards gnosis of limitless realized divinity.
>>17337293
Satan is the name of the adversarial, all-cultivating primordial chaos whereby, wherein and whereof azoth burns and emerges into perfection.

The question -Why- is a riddle for the Satanist to uniquely solve; the prime chaos, limitless, formless and yet of and within all form, flows throughout all (anti-)creation and its songs are many.
>>17337311
As a criticism, edgy is a useless word, a term that those within Satanism incorporate willingly. Evil and wickedness are words and concepts the Satanist seeks to conquer in its deconstructive dance for perfection. Satanism is a religion of antinomian holism, whereby ego is demolished, limitations are stepped beyond, and the Satanist ascends towards godhood.

The Satanist is wicked, sinister; ethos is simply a polymorphous model while pragmatic and individuated praxis manifest aeonic shifts aimed towards unlocking the divine within and without. The things which go bump in the night are chthonic currents which the Satanist willingly steps into as they cross the Void of LvTHN into the womb of Lilith and unto the throne of Satan. The religion deals explicitly with the profane, the blasphemous, the irregular and obscene.
>>17337183
This is true. Satan is androgynous, both Samael and Lilith. Satan is both the mighty Serpent who rode Eve and brought into the earth that which is fire-born, while also being Lilith, the beautiful mistress who unlocks the gateway to the crossroads between worlds.

>>17334277
Get past the 8th grade

>>17334277
>How do I worship something that doesn't exist?

With great difficulty.

You dont need any fancy mumbo jumbo these fucks are posting. Do u love yourself? Go look into a mirror

Satan is bad. Jesus is good

>>17334277
>How do I worship Satan?
Telling you how, without you offering me something, would be against satanism.

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>>17334277
>How do I worship Satan?
Telling you how, without you offering me something, would be against satanism.

Also
> Dubs be Czech

>>17334277
Pray to every goat you see.

>>17334277
Log back onto Tumblr

>>17334277
By telling people you are an atheist that believes in another god.

>>17335514
Read the satanic bible

Stick a Cross up your ass and slit your wrists .

>>17334277
By going to your nearest synagogue and converting to Judaism

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>>17337458
tried a stichomancy website, pretty interesting.

>>17337304
Sure he's not

become less autistic?

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>>17340694
good job bumping a dead thread that you think is stupid, you dummies

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>>17339329
This is the only real answer.

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>>17339632
What a pleasant reading. I take that as a good sign.

Retaining elements of the first step greatly assists in maintaining a channel of communication between the Other Side and yourself. The next step is to gather together supplies and perform a ritual over them, like your library and the internet. Gather a few grimoires, make an initial offering of some sorts, and then perform an atmospheric ritual. Afterwords, search demonolator groups. Constantly working with the gateway allows a stronger communion and effectiveness with the (anti)forms of pan-chaos.

With you in mind, I summoned up the forces I commune with. The Arbatel of Magick came across my digging. Praying before I opened up the book, I closed my eyes. As I opened, further whispering supplications, my hand stopped upon Bethor, who is akin to Jupiter [meaning that a great Initiator and Guide beckons and that an opportunity is nigh], who blesses those of strong character and reveals hidden treasure; he opens communion with the spirits of the air and gives familiars.

Of course, Bethor is a creation-based face, which means he belongs to a category of ancient and timeless forces that happen to be entwined with the very stratum of the creative drives within the omniverse. Take this as you will; to me, it is just further confirmation as to that which awaits. Further, this suggests that your path towards becoming a demonolator is laden with good signs, as you are being welcomed and beckoned unto communion with illuminating primal energies that bring growth and prosperity.

>>17340722
Fuck you im trying to learn how to worship lucifer

>>17340780
Thanks for this

>>17334277
http://sentimentalcorp.org/goat_worship/goat_index/index.html

ayy why not right