>In bed sleeping >Wake up because felt that my whole bed

>>17328666
You had a waking dream, anon. Nothing really special.

>>17328676
Man, that was fucking creepy as hell.

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At least it wasn't a jackal!

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>>17328666
>see a hyena
>first instinct is to yell at it

What the fuck, OP. Are you a 3 year old girl?

Seriously. WTF.

Getting scared yet?

>>17329435
It's called survival instinct you fluoride guzzler.

Being woken unexpectedly should provoke a violent or loud reaction in any normal person.

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>>17329478
You call screaming like a 3 year old girl a survival instinct??

You're not gonna make it to winter with "instincts" like that, pussy.

>>17329501
Loud unexpected sounds are used by all kinds of primitive animals (including humans) as warnings to stuff that they perceive as a threat. Do you not know anything?

>>17329508
Screams tend to annoy bigger predators.

I'd pay good money to see what happens if you scream at a lion. I'd wager the lion would rip out your fucking heart and drink your blood.

Even tactically screaming seems pathetic. Is your scream masculine or something?

been there.

one day I walked into my room, and I heard building up suspenseful music all around me. I looked out my window and a velociraptor is staring in at me. heart attack.exe. I feel kind of special because who else has looked a raptor in the eye, hallucination or not. weird shit has happened to me all my life though. even today I was shopping and somehow the first four items vanished out of the cart at some point. how this happened I have no clue it makes no logical sense.

>>17330396
Bet you didn't scream like a bitch *cough* OP.

>>17328666
Dont leave food laying around your house next time satan.

>>17329532
You're a real special kind of stupid.

>>17328666
I had a night terror in highschool, around 1 decade ago. A giant fucking bear paw lifted me off my bed and tossed me down again.

Funny thing is, my dad was a hunter and I always slept with a black bear pelt at the foot of my bed.

>>17328666
Dont worry, sometimes when you wake up suddenly you can hallucinate. Its happened to me before, i woke up during the night and saw some old woman on all fours running towards me, i threw a punch at it and it vanished. Shits spooky, but harmless.

>>17328666
Don't go to Africa. Not that anyone should need a fucking warning.

one day I walked into my room, and I heard someone insulting. I looked out my window and a nigga is staring in at me. heart attack.exe. I feel kind of special because who else has looked a raptor in the eye, hallucination or not. weird shit has happened to me all my life though. even today I was shopping and somehow the first four items vanished out of the cart at some point. how this happened I have no clue it makes no logical sense.

seems legit

>>17332151
You think I'm real special?

Thanks, Anon

>>17328666
that cat pic makes me laugh errytime

any story behind it?

I really hope he's just yawning or something and not in pain

>>17332168
g..ghost puncher? is that you senpai?

>>17332718
He's more than likely just sneezing.

Anyway, I have encountered sleep paralysis on two occasions:

1 - two slender, grey aliens stood over my bed, while another stood by the door. There was a blue light outside my window that illuminated their faces enough for me to see their deep, empty eyes.
2 - i woke up in perfect darkness; i could see nothing but outlines and all i could hear was the super mario world ghost house music playing over and over and over.

the second one was scarier at the time.

>>17332718
Anal.

My G.F makes the exact same face.

>>17328666
Or I just call her fat.

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>>17332165
>My bed
I thought you were in highschool!