I got raven to speak. Ask me anything

>>17328443
What's your favourite movie?

>>17328445
the hokie polkie?

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>>17328443
Ghastly grim and ancient Raven wandering from the Nightly shore—Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night’s Plutonian shore!

>>17328459
Time will tell. Names change and Pluto won't melt overnight.

>>17328443
how do into flight?

>>17328495
I said I got him to talk, not fly.

I will speculate that such a topic involves propulsion.

no one ever asked kek for a joke, so here's one on the house

Dyslexic kids aren't challenged; they just took reading between the lines to a whole new level.

>>17328443
why do they like cheese so much?

>>17328443
Ravens are smart and not that hard to teach to talk, my grandpa did this when I was little. He'd feed it cheetos and make it say stuff, he loved teaching it to swear.

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Will the real happening come before summer?

>>17328891
Cheese is the celebration of industry. not to consume it would be a waste of time. who says ravens like cheese?

>>17328903
this raven swore up and down that your grandfather was his pet

The only thing thos thread has shown so far is unkindness

>>17328913
I'd like to introduce you to a revolutionary concept. the circular thinking of swiss cheese has come'round to this thing called a wheel. If your wheel isn't turning I'd suggest you collaborate with "muh flying" anon and make it happen asap

>>17328944
that's one bloop of a claim. care to share your thoughts in a productive way and group up with happening anon and "muh flying" anon to give kindness a push?

>>17328979
'twas merely a lame pun. A group pf ravens is called an unkindness

ah. truth

Que sabes de mi

>>17328459
Lenore...

>>17328443
Can you get the raven to type?

>>17329283
Nevermore. Nevermore...

>>17328443
Make it say "Nevermore"

>>17329349
Come on OP, you won't!
Do it!

>>17328443
post raven speaking on voocaroo

>>17329540
it seems they don't let any thread die young

is there stuff that can embarrass them?