Guise, how do I get over my crippling disgust/phobia of slugs? I can only bring myself to touch one when I'm drunk.
I kinda dig the colorful ones in the sea, but obviously you shouldn't play touchy-feely with those.
>Guise, how do I get over my crippling disgust/phobia of slugs?
Plant eyes on your brain
Why would you want to touch a slug?
>And she was asked "What's a dog for?" And she said, "Well, you know, it's a companion" and all that. But see, that points to integration into the society. Everything points to it.
>(...) they're interested in anatomy, they're interested in the natural world, the environment, animals, things like that. Things that are not man-made necessarily.
I'm onto you, grey bro.
Why the confusion anon? Have you yet to cleanse your beastly idiocy?
Fuck, this is actually probs my only fetish. I had a pic of some dude with snails on his dick, but can't find it for the life of me. I just can't describe the feelings it brings up in me. They feel so good on your skin, slimy, so muscular. You really should let one crawl on you, just to feel it once, just wash your hands after, what are you really afraid of? You can feel it when they graze you with their radula, I guess a snail bite. It tickles, makes my nipples go hard.
Slugs are metal as fuck. Don't be a wuss. Get down with the slugs, mate.
Quit whining and read the thread newfag. Besides, it can easily be turned into a fear thread and remain /x/ relevant. Read the rule.
This. I'm not afraid of them but I wouldn't go around prodding them, even if they do look like this.
Sea slugs are awesome (as are cephalopods and other aquatic molluscs if you ask me), but often poisonous. Some species can JUST you big time, so it is better to leave them alone..
Eat them. No really.
History is full of successful examples where men have gained the power and lost their fear of their foes by consuming their flesh!
Eating your enemies is the utter domination of them. It's even more powerful to the psyche than rape.
I recommend pan frying them in butter. Serve with some fries and salad. If you can eat some (they are quite delicious) you will never fear them again.
I had a huge phobia of spiders when I was young. Got over it in my middle teenage years by keeping house spiders as pets for a month and feeding them random bugs. No phobia after that.
I recommend doing the same: keep a slug as a pet for a while.