> Dogman > Goatguy > Bigfoot > Vampire > Demon

>>17323600
I eat my oats and I drink my milk. I've recently hit 1/2/3/4 and if I'm honest I'm a little worried that I'll never be afraid of anyone ever again - which is a little depressing to me.

> You all spend a lot of time talking about these creatures, how deadly are they really?

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>post gay ass picture
>wants to know how he can get his hands on a dogboy or goatman

>>17323623
Show me a real picture of Dogman and I'll use that then.

>>17323600
>Dog man
It'd rip you apart with its jaws and claws alone. Maybe if yours on some venom or have a healing factor like Wade. Honestly, if you're gonna run into a dogman on purpose, just try and train it. It'll help you in your future battles. K9s are loyal as fuck brother.
0-60% depending on your decision.
>goatguy
I'm not familiar.
>Bigfoot
You could probably box him out.
0% though, he doesn't exist.
If he does I highly recommend training a dogman for this battle. You guys will reign over the battlefield like Goku and Vegeta.

>Vampire
Just stake the heart, try and set it on fire. Once again dogman will be a loyal ally on your assault. But vampires are easy, you just have to be brave.
%100
>Demon
Ok, I'm not to sure about this one. But I believe in you OP. Get the shins, have dogman go for the throat when he drops then deliver a knock out and Shrek that bastard into oblivion.
%80
>Succubus
Grab the hands, force them to turn around, put your foot into the back of their legs and force them down. Resume this position but putting your foot on their back and keep them locked in. Rip their arms off then curb stomp them in.
100%

use your reach and jab to keep the bigfoot no the outside and you could probably take him to decision in a boxing or MMA match

dogman will just bite you

>>17323662
Looked into goatman.
If you can disarm him you're good. Dont get thrashed by the axe. Blind him if you can, then grab his horns and throw his face into a tree or something a couple of times.
80%

W/o axe
100%

>>17323684
He needs to be weary of dogmans bites.
Even a German Shepherd could take down op (for an amount of time at least).

K9s become submissive to calm assertive energy though. Op should just train one.

>>17323697
I used to have a wolf/husky hybrid when I was growing up, so I'm not outrageously concerned about being bit - it's happened a lot.
>>17323684
I have trained Muay Thai and BJJ
>>17323662
I'm in test and Creatine, guess it's kind of like venome

> What about ghosts?

Would pure Iron brass knuckles work?

>Vampire

zero. You need big gun or sharp weapon to kill them. Or some explosives

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depends

>>17323600
A demon would ruin your being before consuming the remnants before you were even aware of its presence.

>>17323600
not about how big you are, its about how quick thinking, cool under stress, and skilled in combat, endurance and evasion, son

>>17323600
It's not a human, it would shred you in seconds, where that it's inclination.
So you and a skinny 45kg, 5ft girl, would both have the same chances, depending on how or what the creature wanted .
I heard bullets dipped in powder of a White Ash tree , check that out online & see, would kill it, or at the least, maim it seriously.
Probz a few other remedies out there, too.

>>17323600
So this is the thread where mall ninjas fantasize about fighting fantasy monsters from tv and videogames huh.

Can I try? I'm 6"1 and I watched Karate Kid (the original not the shitty remake) and I copied all the fucken moves. Nowdays I watch UFC and I only have a slight potbelly. I think I could ruin any of these chump monsters that tried to mess with me.