Using the Ouija board tonight. What's the worst that could happen? Any tips on what I should do?
Zuzu if I'm not mistaken, plus that was from the Exorcism movie.
OMG we GOT HIM GUISE!!!!1111!!!!!one!!111!!!
OP here. Well, nothing fucking happened. No crazy movie ghost shit at all.
>be in high school
>Me and girl + her friends
>break out oija board
>Board spirit reached
>it spelled out suck his dick
>One took me to bathroom
>sucked my dick
spirits are bros
Really? You don't say? A toy made in the 30's on the idea of the old spirit boards has no magical powers? Shocked, shocked. Next you'll tell us that being good at Monopoly won't make you a billionaire.
well the selling point of the board is that it's pre-made for you, you can create your own ouija board and it'll still work. they don't sell it as a board actually possessed with spirits you dumb dumb
>Halloween with friends and one brings his girlfriend
>all taking it very seriously
>"nobody fuck around okay?"
>set the board down on the floor
>shut the lights and light the candles around the board
>we all place our hands on the planchette
>"if there are any spirits with us, we're not here to mock you, we simply want to speak with you, what is your name?"
>doesn't move for like 3 minutes
>still trying to communicate with these spuritz
>friends 3 gets up to take a piss
>"YOU'RE FUCKING UP HE RITUAL DUMBASS"
>friend 2 stays inside alone and tries to communicate
>smoking outside with the others, calling bullshit, i look into the window, friend 2 is infront of the board with his hands in prayer speaking in tongues looking at the ceiling
>tell my friends to look at this shit
>he's now jittering his teeth really fast, almost looks humanly impossible
>we all run inside almost falling over eachother
>"dude what the fuck are you doing"
>"talking to friend 3"
>notice friend 3 has been in the bathroom this whole time
>bathroom door is open with the light off
>i decide to man up and check it out
>slowly walk inside the bathroom, my socks feel wet
>smells like piss
>the doors slams behind me
>the lights turn on
>the walls are all padded
>i pissed myself