Okay /x/, I have a Weird story. For some background I live in

>>17316657
>Suddenly Hear a noise that sounds like someone aggressively clearing there throat to my direct right
>snap my head in that direction and pause
>don't hear anything
>start approaching where I heard the noise with my knife ready
>Footprints
>fucking human bare foot footprints
>like someone was following me out there without wearing any shoes or socks
>let me remind you think is canada so there was a minimum of 4 inches of snow everywhere and it was -14
The prints were about a size 10 and had strange prints around them that looked like knuckles. So someone had to be out in -14 wearing no shoes and socks walking on theres feet and knuckles/hands.

So /x/ what the fuck do you think I encountered?

Pics of the footprint or gtfo

>>17316921
its Canada.. i dont think they have cell phones there yet

>>17316921
Its been snowing over here the footprints are gone

>>17316969
because you wouldn't have brought your phone with you on the original trip. As is tradition.

>>17317024
Taking a picture of the footprints wasn't exactly
the first thing I was thinking about. It was more
I'm not about to die to some weird homeless cunt
who prowls the prairies nude

>>17317043
>>start approaching where I heard the noise
yea, thats why u didn't start running?

>>17317048
Running from a predator is one of the worst things you can do. It will chase you. And it will catch you.

>>17317061
Yea, I'm sure a pothead with a knife can take down a large predator.

>>17317061
As if confronting a predator is better?

Okay to clear up Some confusion I thought what I
Was dealing with was a sick coyote (The only
Reason a coyote would attack you is if it were sick and away from the pack) so I thought I
would stomp on it then stab it to death. I
should also note that I wasn't high during this.

An American would've had a gun and would've captured the beast.

stop questioning the mans story and tell him what this was because I had an experience similar

>>17317127
how does a gun help capture it

>>17317127
OOH RAH

SUMBITCH TRY AN' TAKE MUH FREEDOMS AND THE ONLY THING HE'LL GET IS A GUT FULLA LEAD OOWEE

>>17317173
shoot it
take it's body

>>17317180
YEEHAW MOTHA FUCKA

>>17317197
not so much a capture more of a kill

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>>17316715
It was Donkey Kong following you all along.

>>17317210
captured dead or alive

>>17316715
>>17316657
Go back and take pictures of the footprints, you dingus. Look for anything and any evidence and take pictures.

>>17317230
Alright I'll do it in the morning. Its pitch black currently
I honestly don't think I'll find anything since its been
snowing though. (cmon man its canada)

>>17317251
where in canada?

>>17317257
Saskatchewan

>>17317348
dafuq I live in Saskatoon. We got some creepy crawlies or skinwalkers fucking around our neck of the woods?

>>17317257
DEA ALERT

>>17316657
Escaped exotic pet?

>>17316657

Why did you leave your house out of the window?

Do you live with your parents?

>>17317074
Yea cuz they are more afraid of you than you of it

>>17317180
Cletus, please

why are you trying to grow weed in the winter you fool

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>>17316657

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>>17316657
>1:00 AM Leave house out window
>Going to scout out some places to potentially grow
Why not just scout out a place during the day and leave through the front door like an adult?

btw if it's -14 out I don't think you'll be able to grow shit, build a space bucket grow

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>>17318564
What time is it?

>>17317348
Itt, Trailer Park Boys

>>17318215
You can scout before planting... RETARD ALERT

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>>17318842

idk that you could grown weed there anyways, look at the annual temps, maybe for a short time during june to august but just that one harvest a year. So again, no point in scouting it out months in advance... This screencap is from the top result on google when searching average temp of ur location feller.

>>17317043
>>17317110
Well which did you think it was? a homeless or a coyote.. shits starting to not add up bro. and how have u not been able to get check for picture evidence yet, sneak out the windy after u eat breakfest???????????

>>17316657
>>17318896
You can grow it seasonally in the prairies for sure and get decent sized plants, but by the time the light cycle changes to the proper flowering cycle, it is much to cold. You wont get any decently developed buds out of it.

>>17318896
usually gets to about 20 - 30 from april to july

>>17317043
eat shit please

Alright sorry guys I fell asleep and just woke up
Also since people were wondering I do live with
my parents and I am 18.

>>17318896
Those results are bullshit we during the summer
months we normally sit around 20 - 30 sometimes
even 40

>>17316715

>what the fuck do you think I encountered

Well, you live in a Prairie city. The thing following you was distinctly humanoid and was ass nekkid in the cold. These facts point to some sort of jibtek stalking you. The prairies are full of meth. Methamphetamine can be very thermogenic, increasing a person's body temperature.

>>17317826
>>17317348
From Moose Jaw, living in regina.

Ive heard a story from a rando on social media saying a wolfman life creature ran next to his car outside Regina one night.

Saskatchewan and moose jaw especially are fucked.