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Ask a Mage in Training anything you want to know I did this a week or so back so if you guys have any questions feel free to ask
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when do you predict you'll lose your virginity?
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>>17313249
How long have you etc.?
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>>17313271
done and done next question?
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>>17313249
Where did your parents go wrong in raising you? I'd like to avoid those mistakes so any suggestions will be fine.
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>>17313275
have i what Practiced? about 4 years
>>17313279
They decided to be selfish asholes and not kill themselves I recommend you take the first step off a cliff to prevent your child from doing magic
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>>17313249
OMG YOU MUST BE SOOO COOL! Everybody awe at op!!!
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>>17313289
not at all really i just am here to be helpful to those who seek answers
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do your hands actually get cold when you cast things like frostbolt and hot when you cast fireball? or are you like immune to it cause you're a mage
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>>17313249
Why would anybody ask a neophyte questions?

Isn't that a little redundant?

Shouldn't the neophyte be asking a master (such as myself) questions?
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>>17313352
But you're a shitposting RPer, anon. You made that pretty clear in your last thread.
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>>17313358
>But you're a shitposting RPer, anon. You made that pretty clear in your last thread.

What are you talking about?
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How do I cast magic missile?
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>>17313358
Anon, everyone is playing a role.

>>17313376
Join the air-force
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Why ask a noob when you can ask a master such as myself.
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>>17313372
You're a fucking retarded retard, that's what he's talking about. Dumb fuck tripfag.
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>>17313358
why you call a tripfag "anon"?

AMA guys, master wizard here.
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>>17313381
I have a weird feeling about you.
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>>17313381
>he said to anon
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>>17313249
If you have the aptitude, you should check out the mage's college in winterhold.
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magick is bullshit. quit roleplaying.
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>>17313372
You better find a new trip. Filtered.
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>>17313399
>magick is bullshit

That's like saying "math is wrong" because you failed 8th grade.
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>>17313404
discordians made u cry? :)
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THE FOLLOWING IS ALL THAT NEEDS TO BE POSTED WHEN WIZARDFAGS SHOW UP

>PROOF WITH TIMESTAMP OR GTFO

DO IT

OR

GTFO
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>>17313271
dict you'll lose your virginity?ict you'll lose your virginity?ict you'll lose your virginity? lose your virginity?ll lose your virginity??e your virginity??ct you'll lose your virginity?you predict you'll lose your virginity? virginity?inity? you'll lose you predict you'll lose you'll lose you'll lose you predict you'll lose your virginity?predict you'll lose your virginity?edict you'll lose your virginity?
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>>17313434
>proof with timestamp or gtfo
>go outside
>twirl clouds into a tornado
>post online
"HURR U DIDNT DOO DAT"

This is why we don't care about proving ourselves to you.
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ITT: Literally nobody giving a shit.
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how much semen have you imbibed?
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>>17313455
I give a shit.
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>>17313444
lmfao your arguement is "if I showed you proof you wouldn't even believe it so I don't even care if you believed me", i can't even express how retarded that is
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>>17313493
>>17313493
>he argues
>with
>discordians

k
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Tell me how magic works?
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>>17313497
Love me some Circle K. Great stoner food.
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>>17313249
>still in training.

And you always will be if you insist on letting Ego stand in the way of Reflection.
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>>17313249
>>17313352
>>17313381
This thread isn't /x/. Fuck off.
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>>17313352
Shouldn't a master be talked about, and given name rather than choosing one and claiming they be mastur.
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How do i get to platform 9 and three quarters ?
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>>17315402
Go to Kings Cross Station in London and wait between platforms 9 and 10. Just keep a close eye on anyone that looks suspicious (owl cage, robes instead of muggle clothes). They'll be running into a wall and vanishing. They'll only be going in pairs or less, to not attract attention.

Just do as they did, and you'll find yourself in platform 9 and 3/4.
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How many magic missiles can you cast per day?
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>>17315546
>How many magic missiles can you cast per day?

After the first one, I don't feel interested in another for a day or two.
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>>17313249
Fuck off, cancer
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>>17313249
When do you plan on moving out of your parents basement?
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