Midnight in the Desert - Magic Edition

Did everyone send Heather pictures/videos of their rods?

This again? this show is terrible.

>>17312621
That was a great show last night

So Art is gonna be the surprise host? Spice up that gabcast tomorrow

>>17312641
Do you see that weird argument between Art and Mr Fidget?

>>17312627
Couldn't find the thread and fell asleep - what happened?

>>17312649
Heather and some Mexican guy talking about rods all night. Shit was funny in an unintentional way

>>17312645
Fidget is a piece of work

> I have an interesting story to bring you...

I find that extremely hard to believe.

She is never going to get any better, is she?

>>17312645
When did that happen?

There's more crazy people than normal posting in the Art Bell thread on ballgag. I can't really follow it anymore. theONE got unbanned so he's back over there and will hopefully leave us alone.

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>>17312686
Don't worry, Art is working hard behind the scenes guiding Heather every step of the way. That's why she's so much better now than the first night she started and will soon take back the night!

what the fuck is she talking about? get in and get out bitch - 5 minute stories don't work w/ your delivery

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>>17312696

Heather admits she's a witch as if that's going to help her. I'm dying here.

>>17312689
Art finally responded to Fidget's ramblings. Said he banned him from the show because he never fulfilled people's orders. Fidget us mad because he said that Art told other shows not to gave him on.

>>17312693
He made these threads absolutely unbearable the last few times I was here.

>>17312645

I seen Art's post replying to him but i have no idea who the fuck Mr Fidget is... rundown plz?

Why can't hoagie or jimmy church take the slot, I'm rattled

Heather being a wiccan confirms she's fat and ugly if there was any doubt

I'm watching the Bulls / Kings game instead of listening and just reading the thread. Heather's big story is that she's a witch?

>>17312730

yep

I've been waiting all day to ask "what is magic?"

Are you fucking kidding

>>17312701
Lita get's it

Aldous at ballgag met Heather irl and is actually the person that took her to Art's home. He swears up and down that she's just gorgeous. However he is literally trailer trash.

How hard is it to do your job and come up with average questions when you have art and Keith holding your hand. How do they not know their records are tarnished further by the day with this blob of a human struggling on live air every night. Just move on, hopefully art just loses thousands and thousands of dollars because he deserves no less

>>17312750
she is good looking enough to have spurned Burbank's advances. So she is a least Dollar General attractive

This show tonight is literally /x/

>>17312779
Yup, this is /x/ distilled into 2 crazy morons alright.

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This really Heather..

>>17312786
No.

>>17312786
It doesn't sound like her at all

>>17312786
That Heather was smart enough to make a powerpoint. This Heather ain't that bright

Heather and guest are just rp'ing

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> mfw BellGab claims Heather coming out as a witch makes her a more interesting host

>>17312840
Oh Christ. Can anyone name one wiccan they know who isn't a greasy edgelord?

>>17312851
Why the beautiful heather wade of course

This guy is a fucking tool

This is a lovefest

This show is a shining example of why witches should be burned.

I think this is the end of MiTD for me.......
Unless there is a super guest on in the future, I'm done

>>17312895
lol

Hoagland is gone.

>>17312900
say what?

>>17312900
Da fuq you talking about? His website lists a new show for tonight.

>>17312898
2 MONTHS!!! NOT ON THE AIR

>>17312900
Hoagie has a fucking animal nut on tonight

Hoagland just had this guy on. Is it another repeat?

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> Thousands are tuning in!

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this show is horrible

>>17312961
I stop listening

I'm tuning out for the night too, dam it heather

this is fucking cringeworthy. witches talking about book of shadows. oy vey.

lol prank call

Is there going to be a thread for the gabcast tomorrow?

>>17313177
No

>>17313216
We will see about that.

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all this hate for Lon Milo DuQuette
guy is the leading voice in contemporary ceremonial magick and is a fantastic writer
why the fuck do you people even hang around a paranormal board?

>>17313309
Literally who?

Why do you guys complain about this show? Its better than 99% of the shows in this genre

>>17313347
Bullshit.. Keith

>>17312708
What was he selling? Was he the Avon faggot

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>>17313347
This is you.

>>17313347
No, it really isn't. Maybe when Art was hosting you'd be correct but Art's no longer with us and now the show is just shit night in and night out.

fucking lame show tonight fuk you heather

>>17313393
Don't startle the witch bro.

>>17313393
>tonight

Is HoAgie another replay tonight?

>>17313484
No, it's live. He opened by talking about missing last night's show because right before air his computer got attacked by something he thinks is a backdoor in Skype.

>>17313515
Thanks senpai

You fucking faggots still listen to this bullshit? Art Bell will be back magically pretty soon. /x/ is better than fucking art bell or George noory.

>>17313515
I would love to take a look at RCH's computer and see what an utter mess it is.

It's probably part of a botnet, and is full of sex ads and browser hijacks.

His guest isn't much better. Has his old laptop flat on the desk which is making it sound like a helicopter trying to take off.

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>>17313553

Sandra continues to encourage the darkside from her BellGab lair.

"I won't be hear for the gabcast tomorrow. I really hope 4chan invades and doesn't let the show be taken over by Art lovers."

THE FEDS ARE FUCKING WITH THE SIGNAL

DATA LOSS
A
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A

L
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>>17313592
>hear
Stupid liberal cunt.

>>17312693
I'm watching your posts :)

theONE

>>17312710
you just to soft to handle the truth !!

theONE

>>17312750
He didn't say Heather Wide is gorgeous. He said any man would be proud to have her on his arm. Let the jokes begin .....

>>17313579
12" uncut

What time is gabcast and plz make thread either here or in /trash/

>>17316314
It's at 5pm pst I think, Art is supposed to be the guest

This will now be the live listen thread for the gabcast.

For some reason.

I mean you have to enter their chatroom to hear it so I suppose that we will all be over there anyway.

51 minutes from now.

>>17316405
Thx

>>17316421
I hope I can hear it on mobile

Over/under when Fart will quit the gabcast Q&A?

Will it be due to a suspected gunshot or will it just be a fart that drives him off. Stay tuned.

>>17316617
I wouldn't bet against it

I hope that the lovely Heather Wade calls in.

>>17316627
It might be hard to hear from under Art's desk.

Some weird technology show just started on the stream, but I thought the Gabcast was supposed to start at 5pm, I'm confused.

>>17316646
I kek'd

>>17316650
Is it 5pm pacific yet? NO! It's 4.56pm pacific

Idiot.

>>17316658
I said a new radio show just started playing, so I thought that was weird since the gabcast was supposed to start at 5pm.

If the answer is they will just interrupt this show to broadcast the gabcast, which is what I'm guessing now, then you could have said that instead of being a dick.

guest66 posted the following and was kicked and banned:

>My show had a former gambino crime family enforcer
>It is runned by the producer before Heather I'll leave it at that.

Mudking who kicked and then banned him said I know who you are"

Fucking mods can't even leave a live thread about the GabCast up for us to talk about how full of shirt Art's story is.

>>17316833
Does this mean the producer that lost their job to Heather is the one trying to scare Art?

>>17316835
Doctor Jew was Art's producer before he either quit or was fired and replaced by Heather.

>>17316841
I don't understand the "Doctor Jew" nickname, can you elaborate?

>>17316846
Doctor J, he has his own show that used to be on DMR as well.

Hey guise, Heather's getting better every day in every way.

>>17316848
Ooh yeah I remember hearing his show on DMDN. Didn't really make a point to listen but I remember hearing some pretty good topics.

Man, if it was him he caused the shitstorm he was looking for. I wonder if the revenge felt good? Or still feels good since it's ongoing.

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Reminder that Art is calling in from THE DANGEROUS GUEST HOUSE right now.

Test

Art's such a liar. He has no intention of coming back and he knows it. He only claims he might come back to keep his retarded fans listening to Whorey.

They haven't blamed "4chan: for all of this yet but it's coming.

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>bellgab only discussing how they can't get into the chat

>>17316863
Bingo. He's done and his Girl Noory is on her way to broadcast oblivion.

Anyway back in chat after being kicked?

>>17316875
proxy?

>>17316863

mv is such a bitch.

>>17316875
Just refresh and use another name.

>>17316875
I was banned for a week and then it was gone. You just have to wait it out.

>>17316861
Art misspoke when he asked if we wanted to take a ride. What he meant to ask was if we wanted to be taken for a ride. He regrets the error.

Has anyone asked the King of Bullshittery any tough questions or is it still all hugs and asskissing?

>>17316894
What do you think?

>>17316882
Thx. This worked

Art can only consider doing the show from Methtown, NV or the Philippines. Why? Because.

>>17316894
MV has yet to take any calls.

>>17316896
I think someone's lips must be chapped by now

>>17316899
Or not at all. He'll just dangle a carrot

Holy shit now Art is trying to claim he didn't quit Sirius as well!

This is fucking infuriating

>>17316909
early onset dementia or pathological liar. but his asskissers on facebook and ballgrab will believe every word. sad

terrible fucking interview.

Well he finally ruled out doing five days a week again.

Art confirmed for handing over the torch

PROTECT HEATHER

Art is admitting he wants Heather to make the show her own because he's not coming back. What more do these retards need to hear to realize he's not coming back!?

He's trying to guilt MV and ballgag into not saying bad things about Heather because she's a long time member.

>>17316937
Would like MV to ask Art if they've considered other options, or what they plan to do about the steep dropoff in numbers. Or about how they were looking for other hosts behind her back.

Just as softball of an interview as I feared it would be.

"Be nice to Heather, Michael, or she'll call you at 2 AM screaming and crying at you."

What the fuck, now MV is dragging Hoagie into this? He's not been taking swipes at Whorey! He took swipes at Keith for allowing Art to cuck him on his own network.

>Howard wasn't considered for MITD

KEK
EKE
KEK

After last nights show how can anyone defend Heather?

>>17316972
What happened last night?

> She's had some good shows.

Name 3. You can't and you know it.

Art Bell confirmed ducked by George Noory

Art wants MV to start banning people.

>>17316975
Heather came out as a Wiccan and proceeded to circle jerk for 3 hours with another magical retard in what should have been a private discussion over dinner and drinks, not on a supposed radio show.

>>17316975
She came out as a wiccan and sucked off a magicfag for 3 hours last night

>>17316949
This is Heather's stock in trade. She's finally being whiteknighted by Fart Bell himself.

Who gives a shit if she's a member or not? She sucks and he's pimping for her not because she's talented but out of obligation.

I'd be embarrassed if I was Heather, but she won't be. But his guilting ballgrab into going easy on her screams that she sucks and would be off the air if not for Fart. Jesus, what a pathetic twosome they are.

>>17316981
MV likes his ad revenue too much

How long before this faggot starts sucking him off on air?

>>17316990
MV likes the taste of Art's 70 year old cock too much as well. This is sickening.

>>17316997

he blew him before the show, clearly.

>>17316987
a-an overweight 30-something year old who hangs out on an internet forum dedicated to a paranormal radio show had to "come out" as wiccan? Like every fucking person didn't know already?

Any remotely dissenting post is getting kicked from chat. Fucking cucks

>>17317008
That was guaranteed to happen the second they made GravityCucks a mod. He couldn't be a bigger faggot white knight for Whorey.

2 weeks ago I cancelled my subscription and gave the subscription to a 100% listener supported podcast run by someone who actually needs and deserves my $$

Talking about glory days instead of shit people really want to hear about.

We've now entered the Kikelike shilling portion of the show.

GravityCucks has been a chat mod for a while now. He will not stand for anything negative said against Heather.

>>17317013
I hate that fucking nigger

so much respect lost for MV

Most cocksucking interview I've ever heard.

>>17312611
Why do you fuckers even listen? I swear to god every one of these threads is just talking about the music and bitching about the show.

Art's such a lying weasel.

HE JUST SAID THAT HE'S NEVER COMING BACK TO BE A FULL TIME HOST AND NOW HE'S SAYING HE'S NOT RULED OUT RETURNING.

So much of the shit Art is saying doesn't connect or make sense with what other people are saying.

>>17316967
YEAH OK. Neither was Steve Warner, right? Art is lying his old balls off.

Tonight's Heather Wade show is alien bases on the moon.

Ramona was a fucking saint. That woman should have become the host of C2C when Art wanted out. Her Dreamland interviews were so great.

>>17317058
Now she's just straight up stealing Hoagie's material.

>>17317058
>>17317060

Tonight's Richard C. Hoagland guest is a PBS and BBC science contributor that hates pseudo-science.

>>17317059
She was good. Maybe the old cuck has her confused with Heather who is now wiccan just like Ramona was. What a coincidence!

I don't know how much more of this dick sucking I can listen to.

>rare opportunity to press Art on his bullshit

HOW ARE YOU DOING WITH THE SMOKING?

More shilling! Fuck you MV!

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I hope Ramona is either watching this peacefully from the afterlife or already reincarnated as the dalai lama or something

It's so psychological it's the reason MV keeps puffing on Art's dick.

90 minutes in and finally some calls.

WISH MY LUCK SENPAI!!! I'M GOING IN!!!

WE ALL NEED TO CALL!!!

And that was Hoagie's stalker.

This is fucking great! The first caller was Mad Martian!

>>17317098
Good luck! I hope senpai notices you

I'm glad I stuck around for the calls I almost shut the stream off several times.

Oh fuck, all the callers are going to be cocksucking BallGaggers.

Jesus Chefist, stop making it all about you.

>>17317105
>Oh fuck, all the callers are going to be cocksucking BallGaggers.


well it is a ballgag podcast...

>>17317098
Good luck anon! Dont take any prisoners.

I'm going to ask why if the test show was such a failure, how was Heather her first choice.

What do you read? Hard hitting questions here.

> Asking a 70 year old man if he reads comic books.

I know exactly who that was and he was just as pathetic this time as he was the night he called Heather. Fucking retarded Ballgagger.

Test

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>>17317117

We all know what Art reads

>>17317116
Dear god please. Finally a REAL question.

Gary is back.

>>17317116
Love how that's been completely ignored thus far

Wtf is going on lol?

>>17317116
I would like to hear this as well

> I'm not a stalker, I'm not a stalker!

Totally a stalker.

Remember, Heather is better than Noory because "she can pronounce some words"

I just realized that Art will never hire someone to fill in who could do the job justice. It's an ego thing.
That old narcissistic cuck wants someone exactly like Amateur Hour Girl Noory so he doesn't have anyone to compete with for attention. He's really using her so he can do nothing, but still be the king, because he knows people compare him with her and want him back. He's always going to keep his retards on a string, thinking he'll return while never stepping aside for someone with talent. He's afraid.

>the cool members of bellgab

>>17317138

Nailed it.

>>17317138

That's how I feel too. He's getting off on this hero worship.

>>17317138
I think that's actually very plausible

>>17317138
If Art's penis wasnt in the equation this would make sense

>is it possible your stalker is listening right now?
theOne is not posting right now so probably not

who /hamradio/ here?

-.-./--.-

>>17317150
They unbanned him over on BellGab and he's back annoying them over there again. Good riddance to him here.

I can't get through senpai... I've been trying the last ten minutes.

>>17317155
Call the phone number and not skype. I believe in you!

>>17317155
Keep trying pham

>This is the Zodiac speaking... lol.

>>17317160
Nice

>>17317160

i lol'd

> You don't like flattery do you?

Asked of a man on a show devoted to a forum devoted to him.

>hates his fans
So he doesnt just look like a rat version of Stephen King,he acts like him too.

> No 4channers get in but this nut has been on 3 times already.

>>17317172

what if the stalker is a 4channer?

That nigger stalker can get in 3 times but anon can't?

Art now taking shots at Hoagie. Fuck you, Art.

HOAGIE BTFO

Richard has been carrying dmdn

SHOTS FIRED AT HOAGIE

>>17317168
He's all about flattery. That's how Heather got her job. Again, bullshit.

>>17317172
>>17317176
yeah what the fuck is going on here?

Hoagie is gonna go nuclear now

RCH CANNOT LET THIS SLIDE

The only people that say she's getting better is you, Art.

Art just don't want to do 5 nights a week. The problem with that is no one wants to listen to heather so unless he does certain days no ones going to bother tuning in.

They are almost realizing that other people besides Bellgab listens to the fucking show.

>>17317182
Hoagy does a show 5X a week which is more than anyone can say for The Quitter. Fuck you, Art, sideways.

Heather is fucking /trash/

MV has the most annoying nerd laugh I have ever heard.

This guy is hilarious omg.

Fuck this. I can't get through.

This nigga again, 4 times now and still no 4channers!?

>>17317204
But Gary just got on 4 times!

>>17317204
keep trying senpai

>>17317211
>>17317205
FUCK

No, Art. People REALLY didn't like Heather on the test show. Everyone loved it when you DID SHOWS WITH RAMONA.

>Heather is one of your own. Don't be mean to her.

>>17317225
LEAVE HEATHER ALONE!!!

>>17317237
Lmao Art "Chris Crocker off his Rocker" Bell

If Heather was any good, Grandpa Art wouldn't have to plead with Ballgag to be nice to her. EVEN BALLGAG HATES HER. BECAUSE SHE SUCKS, ART.

5 times now and no 4channers. Fuck you MV!

5 fucking times

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I like Heather

>>17317248
Go home Barfly, you're drunk.

So are we gonna have a MITD thread to shitpost in tonight?

>every call was that guy pretty much
lol

well that was a boring show

Haha. Everyone that uses the word "cuck" is getting kicked!

>>17317262
Yeah, gravitycucks ruined the chat too. I got kicked like 8 times

Why was that stalker caller so mad? What did Hoagland do to him?

Not a single question about why Heather was picked. A messageboard superfan with no experience takes over for Art Bell. Yeah that makes sense.

Kek I signed in as gravitycucks and they changed my name

>>17317274
Cos Art was thinking with his dick and he also didn't want anyone to threaten his status as top dog?
Everyone knows the answer. All you'll get from Art is bullshit.

>>17317285
But Art isn't top dog any more. In the world of radio he's a crazy old hasbeen. All he has left are the sad, desperate fans he calls BellGab.

>>17317293
They're even worse on Fartbook

>>17317293
King Noory owns the night

After that show I don't think I'll even shitpost threads anymore. I'm fucking done with anything Art Bell related.

>>17317305
That bad huh

More circumstantial evidence that Hoagie's new producer, Miss M, is that fucking whacked out coke whore of a singer he had on months ago.

Mandarava @mandiwithani 19m19 minutes ago Los Angeles, CA
#dmtalk if Art has no financial stake in Dark Matter how does he KNOW Heather is carrying the network? Why is he being so awful?

Mandarava @mandiwithani 19m19 minutes ago Los Angeles, CA
#dmtalk He's helping Heather for free? Is he her producer?

Mandarava @mandiwithani 18m18 minutes ago Los Angeles, CA
#dmtalk Art my heart is broken

>>17317293
Yep, but in his old man head, he still thinks he's top. He is a has been and a laughingstock in the industry now.
He couldn't get a decent affiliate if he bought the station and his protege is as big a laughingstock as he is. But she can pronounce some words and is getting better so don't be mean to her!!!

>>17317311
He basically said heather was better than Noory and he shit on hoagie and he dangled the carrot.

>>17317305
Me too, anon, me too.

Hey guys. Heather is a bellgabber. A long time bellgabber. That should count for something. So be easy on her.

>>17317334
Is artbellsucks.com or heatherwadesucks.com taken?

>>17317350
Kek heatherwadesucks.com redirects to the MITD site

>>17317350
heatherwadesucks.com redirects to midnightinthe desert.com

>>17317376
She probably registered it herself

>>17317402
I don't know if she's that smart. One of her white knights probably did it. Artbellsuck.com directs to hoagab.

why is george noory the best radio host to ever live?

Hope the Mad Martian calls in and gives Heather an earful

What happened to Art? Why isn't he on anymore?

>>17317497

He's scared of fireworks

>>17317504
>Whoever this crazy person is, they are not stopping and it has come to the point that we as a Family do not feel it is worth the risk.

But what did he mean by this, and does it have any relation to the UFO diaries conspiracy?

http://lvxnox.com/oto-account

>>17317150
I'm watching .......

>>17317154
I'm here don't you worry fucker :)

>>17317511
You talking about the weirdos stalking his family?

>>17317567
Yea, I haven't listened to the show for months. It's all news to me.

MITD THREAD:

>>17317580
>>17317580
>>17317580
>>17317580

Art announced today that Heather is carrying Hoagland.

what -??? Heather is pregnant again -???

So looks like Heather is pregnant ... woow , that fast !!
and how come they already named the kid Hoagland, do they know sex of the child -??

I guess child was named in honor of Art's old friend who has no children , wooow