New X-Files miniseries

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>and mfw the old thread died thanks to all the shitposting

Shape up, /x/

>>17312374

Scully is hot as hell.

That is all.

>>17312427
There was a Scully hate thread taken over with based Scully pics here, you might enjoy it. >>17303065

>>17312444

already raided that thread and downloaded everything, thanks based tripsbro

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>>17312470
In that last episode, it was like they wanted to finally make all those fanboy wet dreams come true.

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There was even something for the fangirls too.

>>17312490

no kidding

it was a great episode all around but that scene was just dynamite

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>>17312507
There were a lot of references in that episode, 9/10 imo

This episode was the first one of the miniseries i was able to see(i need to stream the other ones).
Ive seen all the seasons before this new series, i loved them.
This episode was just so bland, i feel bad for the mulder character. He went from cool beans to mulder vs Lying Loser Lizard. Who will be the victor? Find out in this issue.

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>>17312551
>This episode was just so bland, i feel bad for the mulder character. He went from cool beans to mulder vs Lying Loser Lizard.

Actually, I felt like Mulder bonding with the Lizardman was one of the stronger parts of the episode. Yes, it was cheesy, but it was supposed to be. Surely you remember they did comedic episodes too? The ones in the later seasons sucked and they were overdoing it, but the ones from the earlier seasons were fantastic.

This episode had flaws, sure, and for a moment I thought I was going to hate it, but the good parts were fun enough for me not to write it off completely. This was no "Jose Chung's From Outer Space", it was closer to "The Post-Modern Prometheus" or maybe "X-Cops", but not as cringe-inducing as the ones from the last three seasons.

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>tfw no lizardman bff

>>17312578
I just didn't enjoy it *shrug*
I guess i just miss the cool stuff like the soul eater or the fungus boner and expected that instead of... This.

Pics come from this review if anyone wonders. Some captions better than others.

http://www.tv.com/shows/the-xfiles/community/post/the-x-files-season-10-episode-3-mulder-and-scully-meet-the-were-monster-photo-recap-145437397032/?fullstory=1

>>17312578

The Lizard-Man was the best one of the new season by far IMHO.

The first two seemed forced, and Mulder and Scully looked bored to tears, I know I was.

The Lizard-man episode was laugh out loud silly. I loved it. "Not the gun! Stab me in the appendix" - Racy Scully in the backroom, the jackalope mask on the wall, Mulder trying to explain transgenders to a lizard, the motel manager was powering down rubbing alcohol for fucksake. I found it all very funny. If it had been like the first two episodes again I probably would have bailed before it was over.

>>17312590
That's understandable. I'm just trying to find enjoyment in the new series where I can while reserving my final judgement for when it's over. There were definitely times during this episode when I was cringing or thought the dialogue was too rushed or forced. Three episodes so far, and this series is a mixed bag. There are good parts, and then there are some really dumb parts, but I didn't hate it instantly like I thought I would, so I haven't given up on it yet.

>>17312613
Well, i need to see the episodes ive missed :/
I should also see if i can get the original xfiles on my pc so i can live in the past forever.

>>17312624
Samefag here
What demons did mulder face of his own?
He figured out where his sister went and fought the aliens. What new problems does he have now?

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Now that I think about it, since that one anon posted this >>17312549

I've been thinking of the whole "That's good"/That's bad" Frogurt joke from the third Simpsons Halloween special. Sums up my feelings on this miniseries exactly.

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>>17312624
I recommend you skip the last three seasons except the plot-relevant and Mytharc episodes if you want to know what's going on in this new series, but they are pretty terrible.

>>17312628
>What new problems does he have now?

It's Mulder, he always has problems. I think they're overdoing it a little with the Disillusioned Mulder, though, because we've already seen this several times in the past. And while it was funny that the psych was offering him some meds in the last episode, they've done better jokes about Mulder needing therapy. There was even a more serious take on it in the episode "Demons".

>>17312685
By episodes ive missed i mean the pilot of the miniseries. This was only ep 2 or 3 wasnt it?

>>17312698
Yeah, there have only been three episodes so far.

>>17312582
senpai noticed me!@

>>17312427
It's amazing really, after all these years she looks just as hot as she did back then.

Heard rumors they might try to do more episodes if these six are successful, and another that said they'd try to wrap it up with a movie instead. Can anyone here confirm? Or is it all still up in the air at this point?

>>17315156
companies like money. as long as the x-files brings in enough money, they'll make more. That said, I'd enjoy a movie that ended the X-Files for good.

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Having the new episodes air Monday instead of Sunday makes the wait feel longer for some reason.

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And now that I've posted that, I think the whole pencil thing was an example of them overdoing some of the callbacks to the original series. Yes, everyone loves the pencil scene, but it feels like one of the more overt attempts to run the show on nostalgia fumes. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think he did this in more than two episodes. It wasn't like his constant sunflower seed habit. Now we've seen them reappear twice in a six episode mini series. Some easter eggs are funny, other times it feels like they're overdoing it, and this was one of them.

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>office conveniently cleaned out except for an I Want to Believe poster and pencils in the ceiling

>>17312490
I fucking know right? How good a job is it to be Chris Carter and the other writers who get to make Gillian Anderson do whatever they want?

Also that lucky Australian fuck that got to dry hump her.

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>Mulder, pls, that is Scully's poster, go buy your own, and while we're at it, practice your aim some more

>>17318937
Don't know if you're a Jimmy Kimmel fan, I haven't seen him enough to make an opinion myself, but you may enjoy this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6pLxYXpW8I

>>17318937
>that lucky Australian

Oh, and it looks like this guy is not an Aussie but from New Zealand, to be pedantic.

>>17318942
how does he do it?

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"Let me show you my best impression of Walter White."

>>17312613
i'm in the same boat as you. i'd say they're lucky they have the nostalgia factor keeping me watching. and i really want to like it but certain scenes (and especially in regard to dialogue from mulder and scully) just aren't great. but it does have some of the old charm and it reminds me a lot of /x/ and real life internet conspiracy fans so i'll probably stick around.

>>17312685
>And while it was funny that the psych was offering him some meds in the last episode, they've done better jokes about Mulder needing therapy. There was even a more serious take on it in the episode "Demons".
honestly, i felt that psychiatrist part was more of a joke on psychiatry itself and how "the doctors are crazier than their patients." i think the doc even takes a couple of the pills he offered mulder at the end of the scene. i thought this was pandering to real life conspiracy theorists who seem to hate psychology in general because they often end up getting committed to mental hospitals for some reason.

>>17321522
>real life conspiracy theorists who seem to hate psychology in general because they often end up getting committed to mental hospitals for some reason
>for some reason

Um, anon...

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>>17322975
Nah

Theories about the upcoming episode?

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Do you think this chick is actually dead? If the Smoking Man can survive a missile to the face, is an alien or "ARV" laser beam really enough to get her? Mulder was going on and on about her being the key to everything, then she just gets blown up? But if not her, I guess those psychic kids who escaped could show up later.

spooky bump

I'm confused as fuck. Apparently Carter is showing the episodes out of order. So first ep went from them figuring out that a new conspiracy is afoot, then second and third eps they're just back in their old jobs hunting monsters? The disconnect for me is huge but I'm trying to just roll wth it cause I love the show.

>>17322877
yeah, i was being tongue-in-cheek there. i was implying that they hate psychiatry because it's an industry full of people telling them that they're wrong (who actually have the power to lock them up if they get too frisky about their delusions).

i genuinely think the writers did at least some digging into conspiracy theory communities online so that they could be as appealing as possible to the current conspiracy crowd, which has evolved since the time they came up with the original premise for the show revolving mostly around alien coverups.

>>17327070
That's how the original series was, except it was almost all Monster of the Week episodes, with the occasional plot-related or Mytharc episode, as they came to be known. I'll admit it is a little jarring for someone watching the series for the first time or hasn't seen it in years. But with only six episodes, I'm sure this will be the only monster episode and the rest will focus on the main storyline.

>>17312490
What the fuck is wrong with that webm? It's like you downloaded a badly compressed wmv, converted the scene to a gif and then converted that gif to a webm. Fucking disgusting.

>>17325769
It's possible she was extracted from the car before it exploded.

>>17327089
It's going to be two more MotW episodes and then end with a myth arc one.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_X-Files_%28miniseries%29

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>>17327786
Wait, you're kidding me. None of those other episodes are going to tie in AT ALL with the first and last one? And with only six episodes? Okay, Chris Carter, what the fuck were you thinking?

so how does cigerrette smoking man smoke from his throat? is he paralysed or something?

>>17327075
>which has evolved since the time they came up with the original premise for the show revolving mostly around alien coverups.

evolved isn't the word I'd use, more like dumbed down

even a stupid cat farting becomes a conspiracy theory these days

>>17327075
I'd swear they've been lurking in some of the conspiracy threads on /x/ here, some of the lines have sounded like they were ripped right from the posts.

>>17327889
I don't know if you can do that in real life, but it's probably a bad idea for several different reasons if you can. Don't know if he's paralyzed now, especially after they fixed his face so easily, but the last few times we saw him in the original series, he was in a wheelchair.

Is it just me or is Mulders acting terrible?

>>17328822
He does feel a little flat. I'm hoping they are just showing him as depressed or whatever and hopefully next episode he'll get some info or see something and he'll be back to the old Mulder. Or maybe Duchovny forgot how to act when he has clothes on

Awful season so far. Worse than season six through nine.

>>17327889
He should be dead. Pushed down the stairs in S7

>>17330286
They tried to kill him off before with a sniper too. Smoking Man is h4x.

>>17327851
Is that really such a bad thing? The mytharc has gotten so convoluted and has so many holes that I can't imagine how they could possibly could give a satisfying conclusion. That and the monster of the week episodes are, at least to me, the reason the X-Files was so great to begin with. They were fun, sometimes poignant, sometimes dark and sometimes just outright hilarious. If the rest are similar to the last episode, I'll be happy.

>>17329226
Season 6 still had some good episodes, even though this is where the show started to take a downhill turn. It wasn't as noticeable until they got to season 7, by then it was too late.

Their ballsy move in season 6 to kill off all the old Syndicate should have been when they started to wrap up the series, because the mythology episodes were never as good after that, and the monster of the week episodes just kept getting worse and worse.

The new episodes are bad. It's like the director didn't even try.

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>watching this show for the first time
>on season 2 ep 5
>scully literally held an "ayy lmao" in her hands in the season 1 finale
>still is having trouble believing anything

also have this spooky dank mulder OC

>>17331755
>Scully never believes even when there is "proof"

This is where you either have to suspend your disbelief or go into full tinfoil hat crazy convoluted logic. It's not as bad some times as it can be at other times, but in order to make the show work, Scully can't be a total believer right away, it would destroy the dynamics between the two main characters. Not to mention this show has so many twists and turns and outright red herrings as time goes on, it's no wonder these two get skeptical or disillusioned as fuck. Maybe it's aliens, maybe it's a government conspiracy, maybe it's both, maybe there's a third or fourth party involved fucking with everything. What seems obvious at first doesn't stay obvious for very long.

Or, you know, the show does the occasional asspull in order to work, but still keeps things entertaining. Take your pick.

>>17331755
It's a little hard to hold your beliefs up if a childish manwhore pesters you about it all the time

To make it worse this exact guy, with which you made a kid btw, comes up years later and tells you everything you believed in finally is a hoax and rambles about obamacare

Being Scully is suffering

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>>17331806
I completely understand she's the foil to his insanity, but the leaps the show has to make to keep her on that path are outrageous sometimes.

Shows still good though and I'm sad I missed out on this earlier, but glad there could be more in the future.

>>17332088
If you're just watching it for the first time, the flaws might be more obvious to you than they were to the rest of us who watched the show when it originally aired. That said, there are groan-worthy moments even when looking at the series with rose-colored nostalgia goggles on.

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>>17328822
>>17328872

Mulder has always been a rather deadpan and serious character, minus some of the intentionally funny moments in the series. That said, in this new series he does feel kind of "off" and less enthusiastic than normal.

Episode 1 - 2/10
Episode 2 - 6/10
Episode 3 - 7/10

>>17332263
He's having a midlife crisis about aliens. This should clear up after the werelizard ep where he gets his mojo back, but it's really hard to say because Carter switched around the episode order shortly before they aired, and I think episode 3 was actually episode 5. So there might be a couple more crappy eps before the real Mulder is back in episode 6.

Would suck if the miniseries doesn't get renewed. I'd like to see the show when everyone has shaken the dust off and gotten back in the zone, both the actors and also writers.

>>17332263
Well he's old now plus chasing aliens at his age seems silly when other men and women his age probably have teenage kids, a wife, a somewhat lovely family.

It takes its toll on you eventually

>>17332570
For the new series or the original?

https://soundcloud.com/dj_gomixx/gomixx-conspiracy-original-mix
I remixed the theme and added that 9/11 prediction that was glorious.

>>17330864

Or he's just a series of Hybrid clones...

>>17333392
Someone pointed out that it looked like he had skin grafts to fix his face.

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>>17332263

>>17312374
X-Files is part of the plot to partial-disclosure.

mods aren't letting my thread bump, but I'm posting pictures of inner-earth beings.
>>17333987

It's as if you mugginses havent been watching Hannibal for the past three years

>>17312374
kill yourself

>>17312374

new episode stream and chat

bretty good dot com

bretty good dot com

>it's a tulpa episode

http://www.davidicke.com/headlines/x-files-2016-truth-percieved-fiction/

>>17312374
lol its a tulpa, it should have been an anime girl

Am I the only one who is really enjoying the new series? I think the new season is great.

>>17312578
Season 3 episode 20 "Jose Chung's From Outer Space" was a little weird. I dont know, i wasnt a huge fan of the comedic episodes. i liked when episodes had aspects of comedy, but not the ones completely dedicated to it

I bet they're gonna try to do new series/spin off/continuation with Miller and Einstein

>>17334243
No one cares, don't spam this thread with your junk.

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>>17334364
Sorry bro, I'm immortal.

>>17334358
>hurr muh show is better than your show

Go back to /tv/

>>17312427

you might also enjoy the TV show 'Hannibal', then

>>17336568
>being this much of a tryhard
>you probably ship Will/Hannibal anyway

>>17314407
I liked when he chased the puppy across the room on his knees. That episode was so silly. I think they've done a great job capturing the original vibe.

>>17336999
Were-monster man got it right, life is suffering without cute furry animals.

I like that Scully took Dagoo home. He's a lot cuter than Queequeg anyway.

Where can I watch it, Fox isn't in Australia,

>>17337013
Shady stream sites like the ones linked on freetvproject, fox.com(with a USA proxy?)

I like how Mulder's number plate has XTC on it

>>17337055
Because of the aircraft, band or drugs?

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>>17327771
I didn't make it, I just grabbed whatever I could find. Have a better one.

Long time X-Files fan. Loving the new episodes. This last episode hit home hard personally with Scullys monthers passing. My father passed away last month, everything is still fresh in memory. I felt Scullys pain. But all in all it was a good episode.

>>17337123
Drugs, may be a reference to it. The whole episode was kinda weird lol

>>17337267
I hear ya. That got me too.

>>17318951
>>17318937
Do you guys legitimately not know who Rhys Darby is?

I kept waiting for the inbred hillbillies to show up. Were they driving the truck?

First two episodes awful.
Third one funny, my favorite so far.
Fourth one sad, Second fave, but well it had to be by default.

>>17312374
I need to catch up on the miniseries since it's been in my DVR for a bit and I'm trying to get my wife into the old series. Have you guys heard of the X-Files Files? It's a recap podcast hosted by Kumail Nanjiani. You guys should check it out its pretty rad.

>>17338443
I don't follow that many celebrities, so no. I looked him up on Wikipedia after the episode.

>>17331806
>>Scully never believes even when there is "proof"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4YtgA2jnu4

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>>17340444
Based bump triple-fours!

>>17339569
x-files files is ok, I thought it was really good at first but I get sick of all the tangents completely unrelated to the episodes.

I'm disappointed that the more recent mythology podcasts are much shorter than they used to be, and the podcast is only halfway through season 4.

how many of the podcasts have you listened to?

>>17339718
Not judging you at all, it just struck me as funny because he's in Flight of the Conchords and it's a running joke throughout the series that people call them Australian despite the fact that they are from New Zealand.

https://youtu.be/f2gii2nenUg

>>17337013
Its on channel ten you retard

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>new episode does not record on dvr again, despite all new episodes being set to record
>can't get episode to play on Fox's website
>find copy online, try to download
>gets removed before download can finish
>mfw

Help?

>>17341696

tvo
nli
ne.
tw

>>17312374
Should I watch the X-files?

>>17312374
Last episode was a satire
>monster is sjw that protects homeless people
>made out of trash
>made up by hypocritical hobo

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>>17341852
That's like asking "Should I breathe?"

>>17336023
nostalgia boner

>>17342556
I've seen this image before, but am unaware of its history. Does she have a name or is she just some random girl in an X-Files shirt?

>>17335287
I just saw the new episode and almost started laughing when Mulder schools the graffiti maker on tulpa being a mistranslation.

dude... I just found out you can watch them off fox website, no bootleg... God im an idiot

>>17312490
>you will never fuck Gillian Anderson

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>>17331755
>tfw mulder starts to doubt himself

>>17347641
This scene was just so fantastic. The entire episode was, really, but this scene is among my favorite moments.

I can't believe there are only two episodes left.

>>17347457
I couldn't get it to work on the PC, but it worked on mobile. Then had a bunch of ads that kept freezing it up every time. Fox can officially blow me. And they wonder why people pirate their shit...

Some random thoughts about the last episode before the new one arrives. SPOILERS, naturally.

(1/2)

>Trashmonster

Pretty neutral on it. It wasn't fantastic but it wasn't terrible either, it was just kinda there, popping up at random and dismembering people. And is that generic happy face at the end really going to help? What if it goes searching for employment at Wal-Mart and becomes the embodiment of evil supermarket chains, ripping limb from limb anyone who dares try to support their local grocer?

The concept of this monster itself seemed to be recycled (pun intended) from the episode Arcadia, which was fairly mediocre, unless you hate HOAs or love the fact that Mulder and Scully went undercover as a couple. Duchovny recently said it was his least favorite monster, calling it the "poo" monster due to the way it looked. Other nicknames include shitmonster, Gumby on steroids, and Mr. Butterworth.

http://www.metatube.com/en/videos/294056/Jimmy-Kimmel-Live-David-Duchovny-Shares-His-Least-Favorite-X-Files-Monster/

(Starts about 3:00)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arcadia_%28The_X-Files%29#Effects

Had a nice lol at Mulder correcting the guy about "tulpas", even though I think that's what he called the monster in Arcadia. I guess he's learning after using them internets more often. They seem to have been poking fun at or correcting their own flaws from the original series a lot in this new one.

>>17351966

(2/2)

>Scully and her mom

So now both Scully and Mulder have lost both parents and a sister, how depressing. Mixed feelings about bringing back Scully's mom just to kill her off for some angst, though. I sort of felt the same way when they killed off Mulder's mom.

Even though this plot was better than the other serious episodes they've done so far, it still had some issues that really bugged me. They made Scully seem both naive and selfish with repeatedly wondering why her mother was asking for her estranged son, Charles, instead of herself or her other brother, when it's obvious that a dying person is going to want to make amends with a loved one they've lost contact with. It was nice to see them finally give some background on this character, who we knew almost nothing about before, but it still felt really vague by the end. I was also kind of bothered by the way Margaret came out of her coma so quickly and that her last words were to Mulder (who I thought she was confusing for Charlie, at first) about William III before dying shortly after. Then at the end, Scully's line about hoping she and Mulder didn't treat him "like trash" by giving him up for adoption left a bad taste in my mouth too.

I was never a fan of Alien Baby Jesus, as I called him, but seeing as this is the second or third time he's been mentioned in a significant way in the new series, I bet he'll be making a comeback. Maybe this time they can try to salvage his character. But my theory is that there will be some drama when he returns. It wouldn't surprise me if the Cigarette Smoking Man tries to get a hold of him or use him in some way. Pawning him off to adoptive parents to live a "normal" life when he literally had alien super-soldiers and space cults trying to kidnap or kill him seemed like an incredibly stupid thing to do. CSM could get to him easily if he wanted. But for all my complaints, this episode was way better than the other serious ones.

>>17351966
Good double.

I did love that Mulder & Scully went undercover as a couple, "poopyface" & the fact that David hated it makes me even more enthusiastic, to be honest.

This new one wasn't great though, not as good as Arcadia, for sure.

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>>17351986
>This new one wasn't great though, not as good as Arcadia, for sure.

Let's agree to disagree.

>>17347630

We're both still young enough that it could conceivably happen.

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>>17354458
Keep reaching for that dream, anon-kun~!

New episode later. Almost the last one.

>>17337222
nice tits... I mean, trips

>>17312374

I personally don't enjoy it. It feels as if a lot o key aspects of the original series is being retconned.

I'm an old viewer who saw the original series. I wonder if older fans think the same way.

Also, Fox and Scully are old...so sad.

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>>17359931
Do you want this body?

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>>17360079
agreed, tbT
still wondering if any kind /x/phile with cable will stream for us
anyone?

>>17312374

new episode stream

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bretty good dot com

ALLAHU AKBAR

>>17360093
Fuck me, that would have literally made my balls implode when I was 13.

What the fuck is going on with the younger wanna be fox and dana?

Negress 'true blue American' taking the White American position.

Jewy 'white' guy promoting the judeo-illiberal, anti-1st amendment position.

"Agent Einstein"
can we fucking not, Fox?

>>17361237
And get a non-jew* to play the part, further muddying the issues with the White viewership.

*or at least about as non-jew looking as one can get

>>17361251
allahu ackbar

>>17361257
Shalom.

>>17361268
what's the difference anymore

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>>17361257

what the fuck is this muslim loving episode

Jesus, X-Files. Any awakening Whites who wise-up are belittled and shunted into the Alex Jones disinfo shit.

>>17361274
top kek

Anyone else see the cut to Dean Haglund sitting at that bar?

Of course, when the newest episode is on the money, you guys don't talk about it

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Can we keep the /pol/ shit out of this thread, guys?

How has nobody commented on the fact that every episode so far has had a South Asian or Middle Eastern person? It's...interesting...

Can someone sum of 20years of xfiles plot in about 2 paragraphs for me?

WE /POL/ NOW

>>17361985
Easily. Christ Carter, that lazy, useless hack, admitted at the end of season two that he had no story and was just making random shit up with no direction at all as he went along. That is, sadly, all there is to say about the actual story "arc."

>>17361985
It was aliens.

Except when it's not.

>>17362010
I didn't expect anything more than that really yet im still dissapointed.

Everytime. Why are there no genuinely good TV shows about alien mysteries.

>>17362023
>Why are there no genuinely good TV shows about alien mysteries.
That's a good question but then, thinking about it, I can't remember too many instances when it's actually been tried. Maybe we're due!

The SyFy (ugh) channel has had a sudden epiphany and is unexpectedly starting to turn out watchable OC. Maybe they'll make an attempt.

>>17362010
Yeah, except that whole "making random shit up" thing worked really well for the first five seasons or so.

>useless hack

Lazy douche.

No, really. Carter has an ego problem and has made some bad decisions, but dismissing someone as a "hack" is the laziest way in the world to criticize someone.

>>17362037
Whether or not I'm lazy doesn't mean I'm wrong. Carter pretended to have a complex mystery into which he fed a series of clues and characters, only to reveal that they didn't mean anything at all.

I explained that. That's more than just saying he was a hack. That's explaining why. Carter was a fucking hack.

And worked really well? I dunno, I stopped watching about four shows into the third season and a recent attempt to go back and revisit the series found me bored to tears during most episodes. I'm gonna stick with hack, thankyouverymuch.

>it's a "maulder does shrooms and two steps in texas" episode
>it's a "Fox Network tries to set up the new fox and scully for later just in case" episode

still pretty enjoyable. still I feel the "fun" segments of these episodes go on for a little TOO long every time, like they didn't write enough and need to make up the time or something. Can't wait to see what asspulls they use for this last episode.

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Fucking based

I just wasn't feeling this new episode. It seemed pretty bad compared to the last one. Mulder's shroom trip was moderately amusing, but the comedy in the third episode was a lot better. I called it being a placebo as soon as he got those pills, though.

Agent McSmartypants and Agent Fanboy were okay, but they've done better "fan characters" than this. Seems they might show up in the last episode, so I hope they aren't so over the top in that one.

Really hoping the Lone Gunman come back for more than that quick little cameo, but I'm doubting it.

All in all, it felt like this episode was a waste of space that could have been used to build up to what we're going to see in the finale. And I'm desperately hoping they don't screw this last one up.

>>17363242
>Mulder's shroom trip was moderately amusing

It wasn't comedy. Most media depicts the shroom trip like that, which is true in a way but it is way deeper than that. TV and movies depict shroom trips as laughing your ass off but not truly understanding the unconditional love.

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>>17363513
>It wasn't comedy.

Really? All that dancing around and silliness was, in fact, a serious depiction of the deep and spiritual effects of tripping balls?

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>Only Byers looks different, the other two look like they haven't aged a day

>>17312374
ALLAHU AKBAR
it's just a meme series.

Episode ends with globe earth. Disappointed. I thought they were tackling flat earth. Then again episode was made be4 B.o.b

>>17363513
reminder, it was Mulder's //expectation// of what a shroom trip //would// be like...

>>17331755
This is what made the show unwatchable at some point. There was zero progress and the characters constantly forgot what they went through. Even if they remembered, they were all like "Hey, you still remember that?" - "Oh yeah, I almost forgot!" when it was some huge unexplainable event that would completely obliterate any and all beliefs.

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>>17363969
this is so true and yet it's kind of parallel to real life in some ways. i mean it's a show so it's prone to be more dramatic, but for example my mom and i have experienced paranormal stuff in my childhood home, no shapeshifters but definitely ghosts and stuff. and mom always writes it off afterwards, as do lots of people who don't have an "active" interest in the paranormal. many people have had paranormal experiences but simply don't remember them because there's not really a space in their worldview for these things to have meaning - easier to forget and dismiss sometimes. i think some events are so disturbing to the fragility of everyday reality that we have to forget or alter these memories in order to get along without having a breakdown. a remedy would be a culture which has a space for paranormal aside from insanity or generally things on the horrific spectrum but i'm getting off track.

tldr anyhow yes i thought it was weird too - but the mind is indeed delicate and the need to fit in with collective consciousness will tend to dominate individual events

>>17364021
You make a very good point. I also thought Scully always wrote things off because they conflicted with her religious beliefs as well as her scientific views.

>Mixing actual confirmed events perpetrated by govcorp (snowden) with lizzardman conspiritard shit
>advancing islamophobia in backwards ass states like Texas
>right wing nutcase that is right

Don't even get me started on the hokey soundtrack and cardboard shill acting in the latest episode. I'm glad I streamed that shit instead of giving ratings. Otherwise I'd have turned it off after maybe 15 minutes.

I honestly think it's psyops by Fox. Only way I can explain this heaping pile of shit. That or in the last episode it'll be revealed that Mulder is senile or in a delusional coma and dreaming all this shit. Even then it's probably still psyops to discredit actual events.

>>17365608
>blah blah shill bluh bluh shit baw baw disinfo

Do you even know how retarded you sound? I know we're here in the heart of tinfoil central, but it's a fucking TV show, not a propaganda tool.

>b-b-but muh Fox network psyops conspiracy!

If nothing else, this show really nailed how stupid you all sound. Now I'll just sit back and wait for you to call me a "shill" who's secretly in on everything.

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The end is nigh.

>>17366532
You sound too retarded to be a shill

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>>17363776
Ikr?
>tulpas
>waifus
>allahu akbar
>frank reynolds

what's next? the flying spaghetti monster?

/pol/ pls go

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yeah man

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>>17318893
>>17318935
>>17318936
>>17318942
when X-COM comes, you know Mulder ganna combat sectoids with those pencils.

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>>17369636
He'd make for best vip escort

>>17338443
Love Murray!!

>>17365608
agreed

>>17370255
Mighty Boosh is my jam.

>>17328822

I thought so too. His acting has always been pretty low-key but at this point it almost doesn't seem like he's even trying.

>>17327889
People with neck stoma can still smoke...

The writers have studied the esoteric and introducing it to popular culture.

>>17373226
Since 1993

>>17373226
>>17374870
>esoteric

its mostly just meme tier bs, if that's "esoteric knowledge" to you, you are retarded

>>17375024
For someone who hates "meme tier bs", you sure are giving in to the latest meme of misusing the word "meme".

>>17312389
Disgusted sigh? She seems to be wanting the D. Nonetheless I must digress. I hear this season suck's balls? I'd like a ball suckers opinion on this. I'm near done with the !st season.
Read my shit!!! We should have an X-file thread every week. We

>>17376145
The last 2 episodes were shit imho, But the others were good, I really liked the lizard man episode.

For me it is: Tulpa > Mushroom episode > Mein Kampf = second episode > Lizard man

Though I'm generally disappointed so far.

>>17376158
>The last 2

Actually, the one before last was pretty decent if you just ignored the boring trashman stuff.

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>>17377566
Mine is:
Mein Kamp/alex jones > allah ackbar episode > gay indian episode > trashman episode > tranny / lizard episode

Them pushing the "modern murkan culture" is ruining the miniseries

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>>17377933
>ranking the Lizardman episode last

>>17378271
>muh fan service episode

>>17378326
>not liking comedy

>>17362036
They got rid of defiance because MUH SYFY CANT HAVE ANY GOOD SHOWS 3 amazing seasons 39 episodes
It was such a good show

>>17379842
You knew the channel was doomed once it changed its name to "SyFy"

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so I just watched episode 2 and I have a question. if the government kills so many people why don't they just kill mulder and scully?what stops them?

>>17381610
Episode 2 of the original series or the new one?

The Cigarette Smoking Man's most common answer to this was that killing Mulder would make him a martyr. It's sort of a handwave, but it's also highly likely he has ulterior motives for keeping Mulder alive.

>>17381610
The show would end.

There is literally no other valid reason.

>>17381429
But defiance was a good show

>>17381701
Pretty much, look how the show went downhill after Doggett came along. Not that I'll blame it entirely on him, of course, but without Mulder, the show was a lot less interesting.

>>17381701
No the point is they are kept alive as puppets. They can kill them anytime, but choose not too because they are the ones to learn the aliens and they watch them. The implication is yes, they can be killed anytime.

>>17384037
The idea is because of their relationship and babby they will take the place to solve the cases but never tell anybody.

>>17384055
Mulder will always blab and his partner will always disagree, meaning they solve the problems and nobody will take them seriously because they never have the same opinion on anything.

>>17381429
The Magicians

They've been "killed" or close to death several times, but even when that happens, they always come back.

>>17384084
Fucking love The Magicians

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>>17382609
>entire show basically revolves around mulders quest
>remove mulder

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Soon.

>>17312374

new episode stream

bretty good dot com

Commercials tonight are so fucking creepy combined with theme of episode.

Far Cry: Primal - RISE ABOVE EXTINCTION

Commercial for "The Allegiant" which seems to revolve around mass depopulation.

this is creepy as fuck!

IM FUCKING DONE, FUCK YOU CHRIS CARTER

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>everyone is dying
>what happened to harvesting babies?
>what is with the space ships?
>Was any of it relevant to this end?
>mfw

Well this obviously can't be the end...

How fucking long must I wait for substantive answers, Carter?

>>17388714
Probably a day or a few days depending on social media hype, so FOX can pretend that they're continuing the show for the fans, when they obviously had greenlit more than one season from the get-go.

This season would have benefited from a few more episodes, no less than 8, but no more than 12, like cable shows. Trying to cram 10+ years of blueballs into 6 episodes left them really uneven.

That said, I like the forced population decrease angle, because it goes to the heart of like every NWO conspiracy ever, and seems like a do-over of Millennium's plot. The series basically ended the same way, with the show's clandestine organization releasing a disease. And making it so that the only way to save the world is by giving them alien DNA? I'm sold on that.

So Einstein and Miller will take over the Next Generation XFile series?

>>17388869
i hope not
why do they have so many warts?

What is even everything!?

it's just showing how life itself is incomplete

What a legitimately shitty season.

The only halfway decent episode was the lizard man episode. Everything was way too rushed and full of poor dialogue.

It became a "lets see how many conspiracy memes we can make mulder and the blogger say in one scene." Competition.

It gave the paranormal community bad publicity, and was a shitshow of a way to "reboot" the x-files. The whole thing was very embarrassing to watch even in private.

>>17388799
I really enjoyed the stand-alone episodes, however, I found that the last episode felt a bit rushed... I felt like they packed my shit in with a bunch of cameo's and information pertinent to the main story-line... I really enjoy the series, but I felt as though that the stuff I was really interested in took a back-burner to the goofy and less relevant episodes. Essentially, I feel the finale could've been stronger if they didn't throw us into the middle of a fucking appocalyptic scenario, when the last episode was about a fucking tulpa.
I don't know... I just hope that if FOX chooses to green-light another mini-series, they actually focus on answering a few questions, and not leaving us completely blue-balled like Lost.

Or maybe I'm just a petty bitch.

>>17389000
Oh, and trips.

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With such a cult following they could have taken their time and made some truly quality episodes to compliment the sometimes rough around the edge series. Instead these various ideas are rushed in with no real integrity. Just quirks and jabs to feed the fanbase rather than well thought material to question your perception and reach out in terms of entertainment.

>>17388928
hahahahaha

>cliffhanger ending actually happened

FFFFFFUUUUU--

Godfuckindammit, Chris Carter. Don't make me find you and beat you till your legs don't work no more.

I think they might do a new spin off series. With the new Einstein chick and the new dude.

>>17389353
Carter said it wasn't in their contract BUT Fox said they're not against doing a spinoff/continuation which means they'll do it given their ratings.

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Is this a reference to some real conspiracy theory I haven't seen before? It seemed oddly specific.

>>17389381
FOX is literally fingering our buttholes at this point.

>>17389391
They could be setting up their own ARG.

Bump for stupid people.

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>>17389057
I think that they weren't expecting a new season and wasted all potential on the Season 10 comics instead.

>>17389256
I got so mad, but it was truly classic X Files.

>>17389353
God, I hope not.

>>17388972
I thought it was a 7/10, I liked it mostly for nostalgic reasons.

>>17388799
This anon gets it.

>>17389800
I told you before that the search didn't account for the hyphen. Dammit anon, is nothing good enough for you!?

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>>17389858
Get down on your knees and tell me you love me.

>>17388799
>That said, I like the forced population decrease angle, because it goes to the heart of like every NWO conspiracy ever, and seems like a do-over of Millennium's plot. The series basically ended the same way, with the show's clandestine organization releasing a disease. And making it so that the only way to save the world is by giving them alien DNA? I'm sold on that.

See, my problem isn't with the conspiracies themselves, it's the way they were delivered. I feel like it was a missed opportunity to get the viewers immersed in the potential realities the conspiracies were suggesting.

Just in case you don't already know, there is actually a thing called Agenda 21 which many people believe is a government conspiracy to massively depopulate the planet and establish more controllable cities. This is generally only talked about on fringe sites, but could have been explored in depth if the writers had some balls to explain in detail. The writing just wasn't there, and the viewers will just think its some neat bad guy plot on a tv show when there could be some real aspects of it.

Plus, alien DNA? Why couldn't they just synthesize a new gene to fit their needs? What purpose would the "Alien" gene serve? I'm not necessarily against the alien gene topic, but I feel like there should have been an episode where the gene was explored in more detail than "i have a gene now"

It felt like they originally made a 10-12 episode series, then chopped it in half and tried to play it off like they planned it that way. It was lazy fucked up writing. Carter is a hack.

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The mini-season was a 4 to 5/10, just passable enough for what it was however, if they cant do better than that, there's no reason to continue it. There were so many little flaws and absolute sloppy writing decisions and all those little 4th wall breaks really piled up. Was willing to forgive all of it though just because it's X-files but, let's hope they can get it together and give us a real season

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>>17325769


I hope not, she's my hybridfu

>>17390042
>annet mahendru
Anon, I didn't want to have to fap tonight, damn it. Staph. Pls.

>>17390053

Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day.

So what happened to the black oil, the colonists, the rebels, the bounty hunter etc?

>>17390042
I would let her climb my tree.

>>17390000
Actually it's all linked to the aliens. The kabal made new pact with aliens that instead of invasion, humans themselves would decrease earth's unsustainable population. Those with alien virus would be protected, but would be genetically reengineered to become aliens themselves and become the part of new alien society on earth thus, surviving fate of the rest of humanity.

>>17388928
Those are pimples and acne covered in makeup. They are young but yeah they need acutane or something if they want on an hd screen it is kind of gross.

>>17390353
HD will make anime replace everything.

>>17390353
As someone who has actually used Accutane, this is a massively bad idea. The side effects just aren't worth it. No, I didn't get depressed or suicidal like some people apparently did, but still not worth it.

Chris Carter is just being a massive fucking troll at this point. A friend who watched the series with me said he figured they really only needed two episodes to tell a story to set up for a third movie and the rest was just padding. At this point, I'm inclined to agree with him.

So, either we'll be getting that third movie, or perhaps season 11, but I really don't want this to drag on too much longer. This new season was spotty at best, anyway. And they cut it short right when it was starting to get interesting again.

http://www.tvguide.com/news/the-x-files-revival-chris-carter/

>>17391088
>they really only needed two episodes to tell a story to set up for a third movie and the rest was just padding.

Which is exactly how the original series went - a few myth-arc stories a season with the rest being padding.

Except some of the best episodes were the padding, and the myth-arc when looked over as a whole (again, like the new mini-season), is rather spotty and incoherent.

>>17390119
The first episode of the mini-season stated that all of that was faked. It was an elaborate stage play to get Mulder and Scully to believe and spread misinformation.

Basically, they took a massive shit on all of it.

>>17391362
>stated
>something that mulder just thought

>>17391369
And confirmed by CGM. Are you watching the show?

>>17391375
You mean the guy who has been bullshitting everyone in various ways througout the series? So reliable!

>>17391382
So what are you taking as reliable in this series? Something they show on the screen? That's been repeatedly shown to not be reliable. Scully and Muler's experiences? You apparently shit on that in your first response.

If you wish to deny what the most recent episodes are telling you, then there's no reason to believe ANYTHING they showed was true in the show EVER.

>inb4 it was all Scully's dream

>>17391395
There are parts shown involving all of those that are not witnessed by Scully or Mulder. Why shouldn't those be taken as reliable?

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>>17391401
Why should they? Give an example and explain why it's reliable and not an elaborate setup to fake people into believing the lie.

This is why it's a massive shit on the canon. There is now literally nothing in the show that can't just be thrown away with "we staged that." The black oil is just as much canon as the ginger vampire.

>>17391439
>black oil and the cavemen
>takes place long before civilization
>clearly the black oil and the spawns are real

>the rebels burning all the gubmint people when they were expecting the greys

None of these involve Mulder or Scully.

>>17391456
>black oil and the cavemen
Never happened. What YOU watched was a mental reenactment from Mulder's mind after becoming convinced of the lie. The black oil was a product of researching the alien DNA found after the crash. The research group made up the ancient history part.

>the rebels burning all the gubmint people when they were expecting the greys
False flag attack to sell the idea of aliens among us.

>>17391469
By that logic nothing in the series ever happened and nobody has any right to complain about "shitting on all of it".

>>17363749

That's because he was the only one of the three that looked relatively normal.

>>17391479
>By that logic nothing in the series ever happened

That is exactly why it is shitting on all of it. The logic they used in the mini-season destroyed the X-Files canon.

But let's talk it out from your view. Say CGM was lying, and the myth-arc is still in place. The original plan was to create alien-human hybrids in order to create a slave race for the coming invasion. None of what happened in the mini-season fits that. Not the "it was all fake" lie, not the illness, not anything.

My whole point is the main plots between the original and this mini are incompatible.

>>17391504
>conspirators plan on scully using her alien dna to cure people
>everyone in the world has alien dna
>cue gene expression
>everyone in the world does whatever the aliens or conspirators intended for them

Maybe they become hybrids. Maybe they become genetically programmed to obey the greys. Who the fuck knows.

It ties in just fine.
>mulder thinks he knows something
>gets completely shat on
>then he learns another thing
>gets completely shat on

>>17391530
>Maybe they become hybrids. Maybe they become genetically programmed to obey the greys. Who the fuck knows.

We know because the mytharc explained what the Syndicate and the aliens and the rebels were trying to do. None of their objectives match what you wrote.

>mulder thinks he knows something
>gets completely shat on
>then he learns another thing
>gets completely shat on

So now you AGREE that CGM in the mini-season was telling the truth? Or are you a different anon than >>17391382?

What I find really funny is this is exactly what they did with Season 4 - Mulder became convinced all the alien shit was faked.

>>17361976

muh diversity. carter is trying to stave off the sjws

>>17391550
>So now you AGREE that CGM in the mini-season was telling the truth?

Why? We are talking about what Mulder knows. Mulder "knows" what he is shown and told.

There is a difference between what the viewer knows and what Mulder knows.

>>17390353

They aren't teenyboppers with zits. Those are cysts and moles and no amount of medication will make them go away.

>>17362036
Dark Skies, First Wave, original V series, first 4 seasons of Earth Final Conflict. There are lots of good ones in that style if you look just nothing in the last decade or so.

Just saw Struggle 2

Are there going to be more episodes or what?

>>17361976
Tons of indians, cheaper actors lower budget?

>>17388621
Nothing in this show was ever relevant.

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>>17392096
No thats the end
> gobermint craft either zaps / abducts scully
> most ppl kill

>>17318937
He is british you dumb yank

>>17392636
He is kiwi you dumb dick

I was on the film crew about a few years back. We were getting ready to get started on the opening scenes and Carter was really hyped and shit.

About ten minutes in carter stopped us and said he needed a minute. There were abour two guys in the corner that he went to talk to, both of them didn't really have any facial expressions and one was holding a large manila envelope.

After about an hour and a half carter finally came back and was visibly distressed. He redistributed the script and said "alright lets go back to where we started" except it wasn't. None of the actors or actresses seemed to know what their lines were either and looked very confused.

After a while of Carter getting frustrated he just sent everyone home and said he'd call them back in about a month. My company was never called back but obviously the season still happened.

I really think carters original script was fucked with.

>>17391359
I agree with you. "Padding" just doesn't work in a miniseries.

>>17391375
Why do you keep calling him "CGM"? It's CSM.

And at this point either of you could be right. But unfortunately it does seem more like they fucked with the canon.

>>17392887
Do I smell a conspiracy ARG here?

>>17392887
Did you see the original script?

>>17312374
>X-Files is my favorite show of all time
>Revival is announced
>Hear that theme song and immediately get hyped
>Half of the revival was decent-good and the other half was complete shit.

Goddamnit, why? I just wanted the show that changed television history to come back and just kick fucking ass like it used to. Fuck you Chris Carter. Goddamnit.

>>17393709
Yep, I hope the new season of Twin Peaks isn't as much of a shit show as this was.

A couple of the episodes were okay but lackluster overall and I am not pleased about them basically throwing 9 seasons worth of story into the trash.

It pretty much killed any excitement I had for old favorites getting brought back especially after finding out that the new Star Trek reboot is just a rehash of TOS (Why revisit a period with plenty of info already instead of showing the story post DS9 or between Enterprise and TOS?) and that the new Stargate reboot disregards everything that happened after the first film especially since there are already two movies(resurrection and extinction) already written and ready to go. I bet SyFy ruins Ringworld too.

>>17393789
Don't worry, I'm hearing much better things about the Twin Peaks revival.

>>17391395
>inb4 it was all Scully's dream

Scully's eyes snap open suddenly in consciousness. She realizes her face is on her keyboard and she's been asleep for 6 hours. Wiping the drool from her cheek, she reopens the word document she has been working on these past few weeks. She continues typing, "Agent Diana Leski soon finds Agent Ranerdt Muldradt on the crowded bridge. He is sick and in need of care. She tells the eager, young Agent Milner that the only way to save Muldradt is through stem cells. She breathlessly confesses that they have a child together but they do not know where he is. Suddenly, a triangle craft appears overhead. It shines its sinister green beam down at Diana. She stares back in terror. The End." Dana then saves the word document and emails it to her publisher. Pouring a glass of bourbon, she gives a thumbs up sign to a framed photo on her desk. The photo is an old one of the dearly departed Jose Chung giving a thumbs up. Dana whispers to no one in particular, "We did it." And in 8 months, From Outer Space 2: Electric Boogaloo soon hits the shelves. A promise finally fulfilled. *X-Files whistle* *Executive Producer Chris Carter*

>>17394574
"Reynard Muldrake".

Other than that, top self. I'd buy a copy.

>>17394598
And that's why editors exist. They'll correct they name and remove the epilogue section where she writes YOLO over and over again for three pages and then draws a penis in ASCII. Dana is a fun drunk.

>>17394636
They'll make it an alien "probe" in ASCII instead.

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>>17394651
Yes. Thank you, mysterious /x/ editor.

>>17394660
You're welcome, Ms. Lesky.

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>>17394574
wouldn't be surprised, they pulled that shit on one of the episodes before.

>>17391624
Thanks for the list. I will check these out.