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A woman claims to be able to cast viruses out of computers through banishing rituals and techniques.
What are your thoughts, /x/?

http://motherboard.vice.com/read/we-talked-to-a-witch-who-casts-viruses-out-of-computers-with-magic
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>>17306220
As a person with a masters in computer science, let me assure you that the only ritual that can fix a computer virus is an antivirus scan
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>>17306220
If she holds a stong magnet in her hand during casting over the hard drive, it would work.
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The amount of keks I can muster in response to this is equivalent to the amount of sadness I feel when I realize we exist and originate from the same planet.
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>>17306220
>What are your thoughts, /x/?
Schwachsinn
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>>17306241

>masters in CS
>virus SCAN fixing viruses

-1/10 didn't even try
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>>17306220
She probably could not cast viruses from her vagina, how the fuck would she remove them from PC?
She somehow invented perfect spell for the occasion? If she can do that, why PC exorcism? Why not good old Fireball?
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>>17306241

IT undergrad here, i'm 90% sure you don't have a masters in cs.
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just your typical wiccan idiot nothing to see here
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>>17306241
The correct way to fix it is to install Gentoo
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>>17306241
Why was this so funny
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>>17306676
Savage
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>>17306220
Does she know the secrets of the magic smoke?
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>>17306220
Pic related, although I bet she has a better success rate than GeekSquad.
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