fucking with Area 51 security

>mess with area 51 get killed

Just like the guy who got shot down live on Art Bell.

>>17301489
Wat
Bampru OP is retarded but more area 51

>They hear your walkie-talkies
>They send in some surveillance aircraft, and inform the police and the SWAT team, along with the whole fucking military inside the base
>You get caught within seconds pranking them
>You get send to Guantanamo for being a suspected spy and terrorist
>You lose your anal virginity
win win, OP

>>17301489
https://youtu.be/Z4ASP3aKVj4

Here ya go m8

>>17301639
merica, makes sense

>>17301464
>Groom Lake

There's nothing there. Area 51 is meme.

>lets hide our most secret shit at a place the whole world knows about
>no air defense
>no military presence
>just a few guys in a white pickup with a shotgun
>and a dozen cameras

Cuz it's a bad idea.

The moment you transmit with enough juice to reach their receiving stations, they'll be able to triangulate your exact position. They will promptly dispatch the party van to take you for ride. Then again, they may just send a drone to drop a hellfire on your face. Either outcome is less than desirable.

What am I saying, go for it OP.

I bet they'd spot you on surveillance drone before you even got to the fence, as soon as you opened up on radio they'd be like "I can see him stood by the fence he's full of shit"
Then I like to think they'd 'accidentally' cut in on your frequency with something like "we got him..... by the fence..... orbital lazer system..... nothing left to find.... engage target...."
I bet you'd piss your pants.

>>17301464
These guys seem to have very good tech and knowledge, sir.

I'd say so, lieutenant. Shame the only thing they couldn't afford was a decent way to communicate.

>>17301464
My friend and I did something like this at my uni campus and within 5 minutes security rolled up and told us to stop.

If campus security can lock down your location in 5 minutes you think Groom Lake can't in half a second?

>>17301464
enjoy your landmines bra

>>17301464
Do you know why it's Area 51? It's because it's the fucking 51st state. You don't just wander in there.

>>17301720
kek, of course those hangars and airstrips you can see on google earth/maps are made by "just a few guys", and of course the US government would have gone out of its way to deny the existence of these "few guys in a white pickup with a shotgun" for a lot of years and then suddenly say these "few guys" are apparently a facility for testing experimental weaponry. That seems totally fucking logical doesn't it?

>>17302334
scrap that, they (the CIA) haven't said the purpose, but it definitely isn't just a fucking meme.

>>17302216
1. Get a cash for clunker car
2. Drive it up to the mail box during night time or dusk
3. Put dummy in car so it'll look like 3 people came
4. Leave dummy there looking like a walkie talkie that's hooked up to a cell phone using a pre-paid card on both ends
5. Roll Tape and start the conversation as OP mentioned

with enough planning this crap might be interesting

>>17301464
That seems like a pretty bad idea.

10/10 chance of being shot with an M4 several times

I mean if you are ok with getting 360 no-scoped from 3 miles away by a trained delta force sniper, i say its a great idea OP!

>next night OP gets visited by greys.

>they use the cattle sized probe on his ass.

>you can find the video in the prank category on space-youtube

>>17301464
>How come nobody thought about fucking with Groom Lake security?
Because it is fucking Groom Lake Security.

>>17301720
I heard it is an old mine. No longer functioning. That housed nuclear waste for some time. And became a landing strip for recon missions.

>>17302280
So youre aaying are 51 can be a common wealth, territory or region looking to statehood.

>>17302280
It's area 51 because groom lake was located in an area designated 51 on the old DOE maps. It was just one of many areas with numbers in a very large weapons testing range. The groom lake site was later chosen for testing secret aircraft because some u-2 pilots liked the place. My grandfather was an engineer for a company that produces flight instruments for military aircraft, and groom lake is where they tested their hardware.