What happened to Cullen Finnerty, /x/?
For those that don't know, Cullen Finnerty was a paranoid ex-football player who went missing under mysterious circumstances and was found a great deal of time afterwards dead.
How could this happen? Look at the man. He was such a big guy. What does that mean for the rest of us big guys? Is there no one who can survive these disappearances? What does this mean for you?
Memethread discarded. This thread had potential, OP. You've wasted it.