Anyone remember that cursed asian poem? I read it out loud and

Give Bigfoot an Uzi.

>>17296288
Read some of those locked-room murder-mysteries.

Maybe try the toxic gas through the keyhole one.

>>17296288
Grab a knife, mumble voodoo, stab yourself and you'll die.
It actually works.

>>17296288
go investigate the forest of death in japan. make some vids while you do it. go full on blair witch with that shit

old japanese folklore is filled with nasty things that live in the middle of no where especially high up in the semi moutainous regions

the reason is that criminals would flee society because a samurai could strike another down by right without so much as a trial and swords were not cheap so its not like you had a decent chance of surviving a confrontation with the law.

some started whole villages in the wilderness and the modernization efforts were not all well received. some like the old ways. there are places in the wilderness you wont last long in. they blame it on giant hornets and giant salamander attacks but if you find a body months later you dont have much to go on when it comes to damage to the body

>>17296514
Wasn't that just a forest where people came to kill themselves?

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>>17296288
Find one of these. Approach it fearlessly and ask it to be your spirit animal. Await results.

>>17296537
Those are some huge fangs, but it's a little shit so couldn't you just kick it?

>>17296570
Doesn't count as approaching fearlessly. We do not kick those we do not fear.

>>17296570
Only if you want your foot chewed off. There's a reason you take a hunting rifle to these fuckers if they get too bold. And, no, it isn't just because of rabies. They're just plain vicious.

>>17296514
samurais sound fuckin awesome.

>>17296584
That's some deep shit.
>>17296588
Great, something else to be afraid of.