Psychic? Prove it. Correctly determine any of the following about

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OH MY GOD!!!!

A TROLL!!!!

AND HE IS COMMANDING /x/ TO DO HIS BIDDING!!!

>>17293258
I could tell you everything, even what colour underwear you're wearing. But then they'd know where I am.

I ain't going back to that facility. No fucking way.

>>17293258
>anything specific

You love the cock.

>>17293258
>john faggotman
>cuckhouse, you're head of cuckery
>jezebel, jane, becky and legs
>a shithole
>ur a cunt

I know you didn't expect such precise accuracy, and truth be told, I'm not that much of a psychic.

I fucked your mom last night though and she gave me the info. Said you're an attention seeking cunt and to just shut you up asap.

>>17293258
>First name
Mike
>Place of work
Like you actually work.
>family member names
Jessica, Margeret, Mary, David, Muhammad, Paul
>basement
Your parents basement.
>anything specific
Your's is a bland and generic existence.

>>17293283
We almost had you

>>17293306
I knew you were gonna say that

>>17293313
Omg he's the real deal

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>>17293258
here is a picture of your underpants.

>>17293299
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK

FUCK OFF

Can you give me an energy reading while we are at it.

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>>17293715

I really hope this is an elaborate shitpost.