Two Sentence Horror Stories

Then who was. Phone?

>>17290642
Might work better if your own "story" weren't so lame and unoriginal, OP.

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that was so cliché and overdone and boring that it sapped me of my desire to write oc for you

good lord I can't believe I share cyberspace with someone so pathetic

Here, I'll fix it for you.

"Good." the girl replied.

They never found his body.

>>17290645
Kek.

He suddenly woke up, barely breathing. "Where am I?!" - he screamed.

The funeral service had just ended.

You are about to go to downstairs since your mother called you.
She stops you in the corridor and tells you to stand still - she heard it too.

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>>17290667

The killer sushi chef happily chops up food for people to eat.
"Put a cork on a fork and call it sushi", says the jolly chef as he cuts human intestines.

The last man on Earth sat alone in his house. There was a knock at the door.

>>17290758
>fork
>sushi

Um

I came home expecting a surprise birthday party.
As I opened the door, i glanced at my entire family's head hooked to the ceiling pouring blood into the glass cups.

>>17290782
I sat down heavily in shock.

It was the best birthday present ever.

The house is nice and dark, i enjoy it.
Follow me into this room and please don't turn the lights on.

>>17290760
Easy. He was sitting by the door, and knocked on it himself.

we all sat for mass in church and the priest told everyone to kneel for prayers.
A metal rope slid across the entire room and cut those who didnt kneel down in half

it was early september when he began to walk backwards.

After we cut that ugly old tree down.

Once upon a time an anon posted in this very thread.

The end.

the doctor told the man that he could cure his blindness.
The operation was successful but all the man saw were horrid looking beings.

I heard her scream and broke into a run.
She'd stopped breathing days ago.

Feeling something like Aaron Carter
Beat Shaq then I fuck your daughter

>>17290642
the election was close.

let me introduce to the audience, president hillary clinton.

>>17290760
The last woman.

After my Harley crashed, I stood up in a daze and put my hand in my pocket. It didn't quite fit so i threw it away.

My legs are always sore now.
Who knew people ran so fast when the adrenaline kicks in?

>>17290852
Hoo boy

Her baby is beautiful and she's so proud of how he turned out.

After all she had killed and stuffed him herself.

The first time I smoked weed I was in my brother's truck.

It must have been good shit because I'm an only child.

He wept and told me I'd broken his heart.

What he doesn't know is I broke his bank too.

He choked back a sob because her missed her. He'd keep the gun steadier next time.

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>>17290874

My father was always so considerate with me when I was a child.

He made sure he had a condom every time.

>>17290899
Liked this one

Who's there? It's shrek. Oh shit.

The man slept snugly underneath his blanket. His fart woke him up.

>this happened to me last night
>woke up laughing my ass off

>>17290943
I've never farted unconscious

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>>17290842
Fucking Horrifying.

>>17290953
How would you know?
Also woke my ex up once with a loud ass fart. she woke up and said gross and hit my back in bed. she was getting more and more annoyed because I was laughing so hard the bed wouldn't stop shaking and she couldn't fall back asleep.

>>17290998
Someone would've told me.

>>17290760
I never understood what's so powerful about this one.

>>17291044
do you live in a fucking convent or something

>>17291044
HEY ANON YOU FARTED LAST NIGHT HAHAHA HEARD IT ALL THE WAY DOWN THE HALL HAHAHA THOUGHT I'D TELL YA

>>17291071
yeah exactly. 'someone' would have told him. lmao. okay.

'hey dude...sometimes at not you extrude flatulence from your ass lol'

>>17290943
you dutch oven'd yourself or maybe it was the barking spiders?

>>17290813
Go on

>>17290813
This is my favorite

>>17290790
If I turn the lights on will you die?

>>17290813
I don't get this one. Someone explain please?

>>17290642
I smelled a fart.
But it wasn't mine.

>>17290642
You know, I met Candlejack once.
He's actually a pretty co-

Is anyone even here?

>>17291368
I hate that meme where people write Candlejack and then

He woke up to her still laying to him in his bed.
He'd need to get rid of her soon, before the neighbors start to notice the smell.

>>17291385
>>17291368
CJ sure is nice, pressing post for all of these

An Indian telemarketer dialed the phone number of a western household.
A little girl picked up the phone, held it up to her ear, and said "हैलो, अहमद".

The smell of blood seemed to follow him everywhere lately.
Thankfully he'd learned to tune out the screams.

>>17291529
Kek

These have lost all semblance of subtlety. I am disappointed.

When the pimp's in the crib ma.
Drop it like it's hot.

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Here's my scared face

It was only in the morning that she realized why the paintings seemed to look back at her. They were windows.

Not my own of course, but it's a classic.

For sale: baby shoes.
Never worn.

>>17290642
I usually sit in complete darkness in my apartment in order to save on utilities, so you can imagine I was pretty nervous when I went to investigate the strange noises coming from my kitchen. Thankfully I didn't find anything, so I just turned off the light and went back to my room.

I lost my balance on the stool. Luckily, I had something to break my fall.

>>17290813
I don't get it.

The man loaded the revolver with one cartridge, spun the chamber, locked the cylinder in place, and pressed the barrel to his temple. No matter the outcome, he would not feel like a winner.

We built this city.

We built this city on rock and roll.

The sushi master prepared a deadly set of sushi rolls for his unsuspecting victim.
The inocent man picked up his fork and began his last meal...

I do not have much time left. As I slip into the infinite unknown, I lament the loss of the luxury of wondering what it all means.

She smiled at the new life she had brought into the world. Even if it was laying in the toilet of her highschool bathroom.

After finishing.his japanese sushi dinner he pit down his fork and crakced open the fortune coockie
I read "that wasnt chicken"

>>17291308
The time isn't crucial, it just happened in September

Hes walking backwards to get out of the way of the tree

>>17291598
the family decided they wanted their baby to wear sandals

I found the severed head of a woman in my basement. This puzzled me, as I could not figure out where the rest of the body had gone.

>>17291054
What isn't so powerful about this one?

>>17291676
>>17291687
What's with the sushi man?

>>17290642
How do you kill a gullible person?
The answer's right behind you.

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>>17290818
Master of fucking terror right here.
2fuckingspooky4me.

Thi was a new japanese resteraunt in town he'd never tried before, the prices were very low
He dipped his hot cooked sushi in the ketchup with his fork and eat it... wait, that was blood!

There was a knock at the door.

Something black was covering the peephole.

>>17291769
sushi-posting

A great deal of pain was caused as we rolled the obese lady to clean up her bloody bowel movement, her screams causing the neighboring demented 90 year old patient to sing perfectly high pitched vocal warm ups.

After the cleaning I walked by to see the ladies face, she confusedly picked at the cables on her body with an ear to ear demon grin as if everything was going to be okay.

>>17291054

because you're an idiot

""Nothin' beats good old home baked sushi like my grandma sued to mak" the gruff cowboy tought to himslef fork in one hand knife in the other
Then he looked down on his plate and saw it wriggling around, alive.. the rice grains had turned into maggots!

I don't pray before I go to sleep like I used to.

Often when I do, I hear something trying my front door.

WAKE ME UP.
CANT WAKE UP

>>17291368
Ugh enough with the candlejack posts it's not even fu

It was the very middle of the night when the engine stopped.

Then one headlight went out, then the other.

>>17291687
No shit, it was fucking sushi. FISH. Did you even think this through? Also, why fork? Who eats sushi with a fucking fork?

>>17291855
It wasnt xhicken.. implying it was human meat

>>17291855
/x/ - Spooky Sushi
spookshi?

Found my old notebook from the 8th grade.

Someone wrote inside "once you're old enough."

As he lay there bleeding out, he thought only of his wife. And then I woke up

I confessed to my mom that I became HIV positive.

She immediately gave a loving smile and said, "it wasn't your fault."

Life is suffering.
God promises eternal life for those who are good.

We had to move the body due to a coming development project.

When we dug it up, it was missing its hands and feet.

he opened the freezer to find all of his chicken tendies were missing.
he lives alone.

man was out car drive in night.

sudden voice from behind "i am death you".

Thusly, I find myself unable to feel, unable to see or hear, trapped in a box by my own family.

There was supposed to be something after this, torment would be better than this horrific isolation.

I remember those sharp hooks hanging in the barn.

They looked big enough to hang an elephant.

He started peeling his own skin off. "Thanks Lori" he said, "It's all yours, my friend".

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>>17291928
Jeebus

>>17290642
I live alone, in a small house by the countryside.

I swear that in this time, I've closed more doors than I have opened.

That wasn't my name on the birthday cake.

And then they sang that name.

>>17291948
nice.

I arrived at the door of my apartment, but my key didn't work.

I froze when I heard the TV inside turn off.

>>17291284
It would be extremely painful

>>17291955
Thanks. Also

I kissed my sleeping son on the forehead, and he shook in his dream, as if he had felt it.

I thought of staying, but then again, that wouldn't bring me back to life would it?

>>17291917
/ck/ pls go

The 5 frames were not as if they were 5 different photos, they were played out as if they were frames from a video, we saw the hand slowly lift out the guts, we saw the kid's eyes focus on it, we even saw two frames of the kid beginning to blink, the lead sound editor told us to stop, he had to call in the creator to see this, Mr. Hindenburg arrived within about 15 minutes, he was confused as to why he was called down there but super chill, so the editor just continued the episode, once the few frames were shown, all screaming, all sound again stopped, Squidward was just staring at the viewer, full frame of the face, for about 3 seconds, the shot quickly panned out and that deep voice said "DO IT, JUST DO IT, DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS" and we see in Squidward's hands the super shotgun from Doom, he immediately puts the gun in his mouth and pulls the trigger, realistic blood and brain matter splatters the wall behind him, I'm talking like really realistic blood and brain matter, like hyper realistic, like not exactly photo realistic, but like super duper realistic, the last 5 seconds of this episode show his body on the bed on his side, one eye on what's left of his head above the floor, the other eye dangling on the streets.

Then the episode ends.

As I walked along the highway that night, i noticed a car approaching in the distance. Suddenly, the car stopped, and turned off its headlights.

>>17291974
Yeahhhhhhhh.

>>17290642
I took my wife and kids out today.
They smelled so bad cause of all the rotting.

The man came across a little boy in the woods at midnight.

It was his wife's son.

I woke up and saw blood everywhere in my living room. I remember cleaning up last night.

i've been running from them for a while now. The cops almost catch me nigga

NASA officially announced that the sun wouldn't rise until 6:45.
That means it'll only be up for 15 minutes this time.

I asked the man what was so interesting about that particular gravestone. "They misspelled my name."

In his house at R'lyeh dead
Cthulhu waits dreaming

>>17290760
Holy fuck boco, you lurk /x/ too? I always see you at /v/
i like you now

I just went on /hc/
Apparently they fap to women covered in mud.

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In ancient times they spoke of calcified monsters that lay beneath the surface of all living things. Some say that even now they lay in wait, waiting for you to die, just under your skin.

>>17290649
good story.

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>>17291973
Not that anon, but GOOD.

EAT LIGHT YOU DICK LICKIN' MOTHER FUCKIN' BABADOOK DILDO SUCKIN' SHIT STAIN.

>>17292404
For you.

I was shaken awake by my son, saying there was a monster under his bed, and climbed in bed with his mother for safety.

To placate my son's fears, I went to check under his bed, only to find him huddled there with his teddy bear, quivering in fear.

Relevant...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76ICum9UtPk

>>17292174
Spoopy skellington

The torso tried to speak, only gurgles escaping through its mutilated vocal cords. "The subject remains conscious, administrate sedatives and begin integration."

I opened the refrigerator.

Wait a second, I never bought a fridge!

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>>17292538
Oh God. They're in your house.

Run. RUN!

8:40am, I hope my manager didn't notice I was late.

I can see the whole city from my office, I've always loved working in Tower 1.

I turned over in bed, pulling the covers closer in an effort to keep warm against the cool, quiet air of my bedroom. Then, the dickgirls opened fire.

He checks the guest bedroom to see his roommate forgot to make their bed again today... He lives alone.

I hate when I have to take shower before school.

Mom used to take one with me.

>>17291849
Bretty good

>>17290642
You look at your reflection in the mirror.It blinks.

>>17292698
You look at your reflection in the mirror. It winks.

No homo.

As I look into the mirror... wait, why is my reflection grinning?

How can we dance, when our Earth is turning?
How can we sleep, while our beds are burning?

I saw the great descending sphere growing in the night sky and nervously asked the man "why does the moon seem to be getting closer?"
He turned me around and pointed to the pale crescent in the sky "that's not the moon....that is."

>>17290842
No she's in the last kitchen

>>17290642
It was playing my favorite single.
Even though the speed was set to 33.

>>17292738
He still listened to vinyl in the current year.
He was completely unaware that FLAC was superior.

>>17292725
Don't waste your time on me. You're already a voice inside my head.

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I woke up to hear knocking on glass. At first, I thought it was the window until I heard it come from the mirror again.

>>17291773
Black Jehovah's witness

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The last thing I saw was my alarm clock flashing 12:07 before she pushed her long rotting nails through my chest, her other hand muffling my screams. I sat bolt upright, relieved it was only a dream, but as I saw my alarm clock read 12:06, I heard my closet door creak open.

The sushi bar is closed but the chef is still chopping.
Put a cork on a fork and call it sushi.

>>17292760
Second "sentence" is a run-on.

Alright: we're here, just sitting in the car. I want you to show me if you can get far.

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She asked why I was breathing so heavily.
I wasn't.

Okay guys, this mirror stuff isn't original or interesting anymore.

"I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral," he said while chambering the round. "Can't understand what I mean? You soon will."

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Between his breathing and his heartbeat, he could hear the rats scurry around him as he lay in the darkness. He wondered how much longer he'd have the strength to push them away.

Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy? Anyway, fat chicks are awesome.

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I always thought my cat had a staring problem - she always seemed fixated on my face. Until one day, when I realized that she was always looking just behind me.

>>17292760
Source of your story is from here...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMu-8DJb5rA

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I was having a pleasant dream when what sounded like hammering woke me. After that, I could barely hear the muffled sound of dirt covering the coffin over my own screams.

I see this person who is about to die from a motorcycle accident.
I kneel down in excitement and put my mouth on his to inhale his last dying breath

Donald Trump turns fitfully in bed. 'Anything but country and rap' - what did it mean?

Bruce Willis falls out of his bathroom window, saved by his underpants catching on the sill. The Google Street View car turns the corner.

There was a picture in my phone of me sleeping. I live alone.

I went to see a movie and a pin pricked me on the bottom.
The note on the pin says "welcome to the world of aids"

>>17292783
Source of half these stories is reddit.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1iwylh/what_is_the_best_horror_story_you_can_come_up

>inb4 gb2 reddit
I found it while Googling for these stories.

>>17292823
True, though I don't browse reddit often, which is why I resort to watching youtube channels (like Mr Nightmare).

>>17292743
It was set in the 50s.

I looked out my car window.

"Welcome to Georgia."

This world is truly strange.

It has a blue sky.

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>>17291927
>I am death you
Did you use google translate

>>17292579
ALLAHU AKHBAAAR

>>17291663
Holy fuck

>>17292734
A white nigger

The sky overcame with a pitch-black darkness that floated above the onlookers who had looks of horror smacked upon their faces.

One asked, "What is it?" to which a reply soon followed, "It's a fucking."

Sushi day came along and the chef wasn't there.
He was the sushi

As I approached the old house, I saw my grandma waving at me through the bedroom window. The last time I had seen her was when I was eleven at her funeral.

I looked out of the window with mirth at the smiling, happy faces of humanity outside, faceless masses streaking past the Starbucks that had been my human-watching outpost long enough for the server to recognise me. Also, I want to fuck my mother and grandma.

I could not hide, nor scream, nor run when they came for me. Lifetimes of imprisonment came to an end as the chainsaw ripped through my trunk.

>>17290642
I wonder were is Pete, I thought biting into the pork bun. Pete was far closer than I thought.

Obama chuckled. "You mean the Chaos Emeralds?"

>>17290790
;)

The end.
In the beginning, there was nothing.

You wake up from the car accident to a cold rain on your face and a strange tugging sensation. It takes a moment of slow terror before you realize the wolves have eaten your legs.

We took a bike ride into the Forgetting Hole, where things that get thrown down there got forgotten forever.
Imagine our faces when we go back to the parking spot, and saw 6 bikes while there were ever only 5 of us.

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>>17293200
I like this one.

>>17293351
>the Forgetting Hole
Sounds hot. I can do whatever I want and it'll be forgotten.

>>17292441
Not bad

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>>17291940
Underrated

My daughter keeps me up all the time, screaming and crying. I visit her grave to beg her to stop, but she won't.

>>17291599
Clever.

we see ourselves in the mirror and wonder why we are siamese twins.

but only one of us ever shows up in photos.

it was uncomfortable, the first prostate examine, such pressure against against it made me feel like i had to pee.

then i heard the dr say, "ta-da! no hands!"

>>17291940
https://vimeo.com/116498390

>>17290642
Cringey attempt at clever/spooky writing.

>>17292125
>liking someone just because they go to /x/
>lurking /v/
>liking Boco
Hit all the "retard" buttons.

Hey babe, wanna go to the movies?
Ok, tomorrow eight!

>>17290642
I walked into the classroom and was surprised to see it so full. It was Saturday Night.

>>17293749
probably should of said middle school classroom or something so it obviously wasn't university level.

>>17293763
this fag thinks this is a riddle thread... gtfo if you can't read the OP

>>17293778
What? Are you illiterate

>>17290642
"Camping and spooky jokes are a bad combination, John." These were my last words, but not my body's.

>>17290642
Humanity is a miracle iself, spawning miracles of science and arts, exploring, building, understanding. But where is YOUR life going?

I went to the store. And they had no twinkies.

>>17292676
I lost my virginity when I was 16. It was with someone I've been close to for almost 17 years.

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>>17290642
You dont always need a condom

But when you do you wont know it untill you have HERPES and AIDS

>>17293840
its scary because its true

>>17293883
Fuck you, you racist piece of shit scum!

>>17291598
Nope, Hemingway.

I use it in class as an example when I'm introducing my pupils to inference-based creative writing.

>>17291696
With socks.

>You are the last human being on earth
>hear the door knocking

>>17294101
thank god it was just the door knocking.

>>17290898
Kek

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As I lay in the cabin, I feel as if the portraits stare at me as I fall asleep.

In the morning when I wake, I realize there were no portraits; only windows.

Copypenne

>>17290833

Underrated post.

However, no matter the result, the horror is all the same.

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>>17293947
awwww
you don't like my /pol/ scary stories
well, now i don't think we can be friends anymore.
*puts guns down on table*
There, now we can be friends again

>>17290899
+1

I awoke alone in my cold room unable to move, barely able to breathe. Soundlessly I screamed at her "Let me go!"

True story. Sleep paralysis sucks man.

>>17293257
No, fuck you. This one fucked me so hard.

>>17294227
uh thanks I guess

Boo. Spooked?

"Kek."
"Top zozzle."

http://www.whattodowhenbored.ca/2014/05/the-top-10-creepiest-two-sentence-stories.html
here ya go

Después de una última decisión y la pulsación de un botón, la humanidad tuvo sus últimos minutos, y su último aliento.
Entonces Dios se despertó.

The witch needed a fork tob complete here ritual.
The only way to get a fork is removing the sushi

>>17294328
TOO SPOOKY SHIT
IM CRYING

It puts the lotion on the sushi.
Or else it gets the fork again

She carefully prided open the top of her grandmother's funeral urn. The wizened old blue eye nestled in bone and ash turned slowly to gaze at her.

>>17290642
My pee was brown and chunky. I still can't get the stains.

>>17294566
Out

doot dedeloot doot doo doo, doot dedeloot doot doo doo, doot dedeloot doot doo doo doodeledoodeledoodele doot.
Wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka.

The bombs were dropped and the human race was all but obliterated.
"Looks like we're the last two people on earth, M'lady"

>>17293817
American Horror Story

>>17290645
Read it in a Shatner voice. Makes it even better.

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>>17290805

>>17290924
Oooh... Oh, you sick fucker. I love this.

This old house holds so many of my happiest memories.

When I'm quiet enough, it's like I can still hear them screaming.

>>17291594
You did a shitty job at copying a mediocre, old pasta.

Ten out of ten, Plagiarist.

>>17291599
You, sir, are the best in this thread.

>>17294153
That was the most autistic post I've ever read

>>17290813
I like this.

>>17292912
Truer horror has never before existed

Tommy eventually came to realize that his mother couldn't hear him anymore.

So he just hugged her from behind as she wept over his tricycle.

The boy is on his bunk bed while his family were on a trip.
Before sleep he heard above in the bed: "Good night".

>>17293883
>mup dup do wop bix nood
What did he mean by this?

>>17290782
Was your family just a bunch of bodies connected to one head? That's the real horror story here.

>>17293828
You're in your 20s now, and you fucked your childhood friend.

>>17294941
It's true. That post was so autistic. Why was it autistic?

>>17291599
fuck, nice one

>>17291675
No matter the promise and celebration, rock and roll does not make a good foundation. Try concrete instead; much more stable.

I throw rocks towards the house to make the lights come on. Once they stop coming to check out the window, I'll make my move.

>>17295158
> Lord Buzzkill reporting for duty!

>>17294968
Took a little while to put together, but well played anon. Well played indeed.

>>17290667
Just kidding.
He's dead.

>>17294978
Cheesy story is cheesey shit

>>17295051
Lel glad I wasn't the only one who noticed this

Screaming, he scrambled his way up the towering tree.
Unfortunately, bears can climb.

My parents never showed an interest in my magic tricks as a kid.
So I made them disappear.

the five year old boy remembers what jesus looked like from church.
As he goes to bed he sees a blood stained jesus standing in front of him with an heart warming smile and a kitchen knife.

Finally a nice warming bath alone on a rainy day.
The power went out and the only warmth left is the water.

We were adventuring in the cave, when the air started to stink of eggs.
He lit a match to clear the air, and that was the end of our adventure.

"Hand me the milk" I ask my brother as I pour the last of cereal into my bowl.
"We don't have any."

>>17295374
Not sure if really young or really retarded

i was exited to be sent to this newly built jail.
there were no other inmates in it except for me

To my shame, I got cold feet at the altar.
By the time I recovered, she was already cold all over.

>>17295387
3spoopy5 6

>>17290642
I peel potato. Potato was super spoopy.

>>17295461
But if you peel potato
Then who was potato?

the private barber finally got a client ready for the haircut of his life
as the client arrived the barber immediately straps him to the chair ready to cut

She was a terrible cook.
But she makes a fantastic stew.

>>17291598
we recently gave away a pair of baby shoes, they had never been worn. Not scary, just sad as fuck.

>>17295512
A classic.

That last thing I remember before meeting god were the sounds of grinding metal and screeching tires.
"Hello, God?" I called out, but no answer came.

>>17291598
>>17293964
>tfw it's not even scary because your wife buys so goddamn much shit for your kid that sometimes he grows out of things before they're ever used

>>17291599
das nasty, more

>>17290642
The puppet slept tight.
Everything turned out allright.

I just saw the weirdest thing when I was looking at my backyard through my window. There was this strange guy who walked from one end of the window to the other, and then disappeared.

I go into a tf2 server.
There's a weaboo on my team.

>>17294507
>>17294484
>>17293103
>>17292762
wow these werre terrifying! like on what crazy alternate plane do people use a fork for sushi?

I put the sushi on the microwave. After 666 seconds blood rushed out.

I went to your moms house.

By myself.

:o

Desperate to force the words mom or dad out of her throat, she lay frozen on the bottom bunk. How could her sister not feel the constant punching from underneath?

Typically, when you encounter an animal, a fight or flight instinct kicks in.

But it just stared, and waited for you to make the first move.

You called for help.

But nobody came.

My throat is full of sand and curses drip from my tongue as I struggle to speak. You don't know it yet but we were meant to be together bitch.

You looked at... IT, trying to determine what exactly what it was that seemed off.

Then it turned around.

>>17295405
damn son

>>17294579
10/10

Hanson was his favorite band. He knew all the words to mmmbop.

"May I cover up that statue?"

[spoiler]"We don't have a clown statue."[/spoiler]

The snowman I made is still smiling.

He hasn't stopped in years.

>>17296358
Anon went to /x/.

And forgot that it wasn't /vg/.

>>17291676
>picked up his fork
>sushi rolls

He bursted out onto the street, in broad daylight.
That didn't stop it, though.

He struggled to free himself from his invisible prison. Because he knew nobody was coming for him.

They flew toward him at incredible speed.
They were still too late.

I had gotten used to waking up alone at night.
tonight I wasn't so lucky.

You turn your head when you notice you're being watched.
You manage to look away before you make eye contact.

They're crawling all over you.
You giggle along with them until one steps on your nads.

Why is she still following me?
I buried her last week.

I can hear their footsteps somewhere below me
I thought I was far enough out to sea..

This thread looks interesting!
>Two sentence horror stories!

>>17296778
>Finds interesting thread
>Didn't read what it was about, what.

>>17290642
You are born.

Then you die!

>>17290760
Last mormons

"Bring, Bring!", says the telephone.
No gnome shown foam flown home.

>>17290642
Family of five are on a roadtrip across America, little Jimmy was in charge of filming the adventure, it was getting late from a drive and they stay at motel. In the morning, little Jimmy eagerly reviews the video camera on the tv, the last few minutes were of all five of them sleeping..and someone saying "goodnight".

They won't stop crawling.
They're all over my skin.

My mom knocked on my door and asked to come in, that's when my room went completely dark.

Then I saw their eyes

>>17291368
>>17291385
>>17291518
>>17291841
God damnit stop with these shitty candlejack memes. That joke is old as shit and h

I blew my brother's head off with the shotgun again.

Why won't he stay dead?

I saw a 14 year old mother with a baby and beer cans in a stroller, puking in the gutter outside my house. I really thought I'd raised her better than that.

Sushi fell out of his stomach .
He picked up a fork and vegan devouring his own sushi

The sushi was taking a cold shower in the middle of the night.
She blinked and got a glance of the fork in the corner

Jack the ripper was hungry and wanted to rip some sushi.
All he could find was a fork.

A man brings himself to the edge of his life with remembrance of the good times. As he stared into the abyss, his memory remained silent.

We are all but the constructs of our memory. Who are we when no one remembers?

>>17290642
After the act last night, John couldn't take his gf anywhere without leaving a trail of blood behind them. Unfortunately for John, she was a SJW who followed the freebleed movement.

I'm deeply annoyed when I hear the alarm on my phone rings at the crack off dawn.I'm deeply horrified though when someone turns it off.

I figured I must have a rat in my house when I saw the cat staring at something in the dark corners of the basement.I realized it must be something else
though when I saw the rat staring too.

I swam in terror trying to get away from the beast.The real sense of horror came when I realized was already swallowed.

The second scariest moment in my life was when I was in the woods and a bear came sprinting through the trees.The scariest moment though came when
it ran past me and I saw what was chasing it.

I don't mind the ghost haunting my house.I feel bad because I know where they escaped from.

I don't know what's worse,the fact that my wife asked to be killed if she turned into one of them or the fact that my son asked not to.

>>17297833
People were curious when one morning the woke up and found that the sky turn pitch black.They were horrified though when the stomach acid came
raining down.

The biggest threat of global warming isn't rising sea levels.It's what's going to be unfrozen.

I know radiation doesn't make monsters like in movies.So the bombs must have only woken these things up.

When the dead came back the horror wasn't over a potential zombie Apocalypse.the terror came from the tales of what they saw.

>>17297850
The worst part of hell isn't the demons and devils.It knowing they're going to leave soon.

The worst part of telepathy isn't walking through a crowd and hearing everyone's sick thoughts.It what you hear when you go through a cemetery.

When we learned that reincarnation was real we were amazed.Disgust set in when we learned why we should become vegetarians.

>>17294941
>not being able to have a good insult
>scream "muh autism"
>pretend to not be ass blasted
>enter hugbox for comfort
>current year

"I love you kim." I say as my sphincter begins to expand.