My friend is going to be innawoods until Sunday.
Any advice I should give him?
Yeah don't talk to you and stay off /x/ until he gets back. Dude wants to go outside and enjoy himself in the wilderness, last thing he needs is some faggot telling him he's gonna get eaten by a skinspooper.
eat lots of cheese to back up your colon. no need to poop means no getting raped by a wolf while pooping.