My friend is going to be innawoods until Sunday. Any advice

>>17289855
Don't go alone. If he does. GPS tracker a gun 20 flare guns and maybe check in with someone every so often

Tell him to bring a shotgun and homemade napalm shells.

>>17290262
that was a great /k/ thread

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Don't be a bitch.

>>17289499
Yeah don't talk to you and stay off /x/ until he gets back. Dude wants to go outside and enjoy himself in the wilderness, last thing he needs is some faggot telling him he's gonna get eaten by a skinspooper.

>>>/out/

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eat lots of cheese to back up your colon. no need to poop means no getting raped by a wolf while pooping.

>>17289499
Take his trash home
Make sure does are extinguished
Never approach bear cubs the mother is likely close and protective

>>17292678
Fires not does
FML

>>17292680
gotta extinguish those female deers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUDGfeO9-kI