Astrology

>>17286351
Sagittarius master sign.

>>17286400
you're all cunts

>Sagittarius = best
>Gemini = worst
Prove me wrong.

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>>17286419
We da bes. Deal with it. Naturally born with Luck and Asshole words of blunt truth.

>>17286400
bunch of whiny and butthurt cunts
Pisces master race

older, wiser, get more pussy than an animal shelter

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>>17286483
>whiny
>coming from a Pisces

>>17286483
How can you get puss if you're a boring old man? Quit lying. We talk shit and people love us. Who else can get away with that shit?

>>17286497
>bitches don't like older men

you don't get out of your house much do you?

>>17286495
>i have no argument
>i'll connect autism with pisces to show him!!!

k m8, I can see you totally arent butthurt

>>17286505
I'm a Sagittarius. The fuck does home even look like? Go be a lame add fish and let the top tier signs handle shit. Be thankful you're not a worthless Virgo at least

>>17286533
>totally not butthurt
shouldnt you be licking toilet seats while being ass fucked like a decent porn girl?

>>17286533
Sagittarius? I call bullshit: you're a Bitch, m8. Pisces will rise again(and again)!

>>17286542
>>17286546
Can't win a shit tossing fight with a Sag. We don't give a fuck regardless. Tough luck being a fish

>>17286567
True...we always "lose"

But really we don't give a fuck and we "won" in our mind

>>17286597
>the delusion is strong with this one

>>17286597
>>17286567
delusional sag fags lmao

>>17286567
>>17286597
Whoops I thought you said you were a pisces

Sagittarius is alright, but they're assholes

>>17286606
See>>17286607

>>17286567
Well what do you expect? Of course you'd be good a shit tossing, what with mimicking Sagittarius all the time. Horse shit gets collected in bags so Saggs always have an abundance of the krud on hand. Dude...just drop it.

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ITT: arguing about who has the best birth-date

>>17286451
one word = Leo

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Everybody debating Sagittarius #1 Spot...yeah no. Get in the back of the line. It's Sagittarius, Leo, Aries top 3 deal with it.

>>17286620
>Three words
Sagittarius master race

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>>17286640

>>17286451

Why is Gemini worst?

>>17286645
You're 2 place respectable Leo. You're our tag team partner and we're the best couple. Just be cool with 2nd k?

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>>17286645
>Thinks Leo can win an argument against a Sag

>>17286648
Short answer?

Lying thieving whores

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PS: libra is the only other sign I acknowledge besides leo and sagitarrius in the top

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>>17286649
K

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>>17286655
No one can win an argument with a sag, but that doesn't make it any less fun.

Best: Cancer, Taurus, Aries

Worst: Aquarius, Gemini

First off fuck aries you selfish twats and aquarius are the shit
Thats all

>>17286665
If the first sign you list is also a disease then you already lost

So Virgo is the worst right guys? Nobody likes a know it all spineless pussy. Let's just shit on the worst sign and get back on track

>>17286665
All I know is Taurus, Capricornm Cancer and Pisces women are the best

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Image battle saggy? ps google is allowed

>>17286691
Dude taurus women suck in bed, you have to rev them up much longer then the others and they never take charge or experiment with fun new things. Have you ever been with a taurus woman?

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>>17286698
War has been declared

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to be fair though aries kinda sucks and shouldnt be in the same category as us
~leo

>>17286698
See I can't shit on Leo. Know a Leo and she's a bossy prideful bitch so I get it. Plus you KNOW Sag is the only sign that and keep up with you're shit. Yall love us you know it.

>>17286707
Yes, most of the women I've been with have been Taurus as a matter of fact so Im probably biased lel. They're very feminine and submissive. They're chill as fuck unless you act like an asshole

You're probably a fire sign huh
If not then you're an air sign

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>>17286721
>i am speshul becoz im ze lionzzz XDDD

fuck off you boastful retard, some of the most beta males are in leo group

>>17286727
Im both leo sun aquarius rising and moon, so taurus kinda is terible for my type lol

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>>17286743
That's because they are on the cusp, which also means not a true leo. they is a bitch

>>17286727
How'd you like taurus for bein known as the best liars?

Master race virgo coming at ya. Feels fucking grand to be so in tune with bitches minds. Easy reads for the most intelligent sign. leo is the worst sign by far, they're always tremendous cunts

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>thinking your great because of your birth-date, something you had no control over -- guess you need to do that if you haven't done a damn thing on your own to be proud of...

>>17286744
Exactly, Im a pisces and I like water and earth signs

Fire signs like fire and air signs

That's just the way it is, and that's why these arguments will never end lel

Just look at all these leos, with their warm sunny demeanor come to help little old Sagittarius. Poor fellow ran out of arrows.

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>>17286743

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>>17286760
Lol how many girls did you lose to a leo, to hate us this bad

>>17286758
Fine with me if I've got my dick an 8/10 Taurus bitch

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>>17286760
>Sagittarius Sun
>Virgo moon
best of both worlds

>>17286769
None. You cunts are just always so fucking LOUD. do you ever quiet down?

>>17286772
*dick in an 8/10*

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>>17286766
Lol you made my Leo side laugh, stupid beta males

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>>17286760
> Virgo thinking they're hot shit
Yes you're smart. Nobody can deny that. But you're full of shit and cry like a bitch when you don't get your way. You're a woman for a reason.

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>>17286772
Which one is she?

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>>17286779
Still sounds like anger over girls, Did I steal your capricorn away?

>>17286788
SAVAGERY

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>>17286788
>>17286795

>>17286788
Well they were usually latinas, so one of the brown ones I guess..

Never been with a black girl

>>17286803
kek

>tfw virgo sun/scorpio moon

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saggy come back... I'm bored without a real argument

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>>17286812
Forgot your image

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>>17286802
That was just a baby swordfish. Pisces knows when to hold back.

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>>17286812

Aries + Cancer moon, reporting in.

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>>17286843
Dude... you're fucked... I am so sorry...

>>17286843
Runs in head first like a sheep and latches on like a crab. Typical. Let me guess...You didn't even read the whole thread?

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Why no Capricorn?

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>>17286870
...

>>17286874
God damn...who's that?

>>17286874
Wow a capricorn that is ok showing herself off, that's new... I'm use to you being more... highstrung classy

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aries is the baby of the zodiac, because they cry and change their moods quickly

>>17286887
PS: this is not an insult, just an observation

>>17286874
Because Aires and Pisces refuse to go halvsies but you stole my scales anyways.

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>>17286870
>You didn't even read the whole thread?

This.

>>17286857

It is certainly a challenge.

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Hey what happened to my virgo battle, I was having fun destroying you.

>>17286906
Is this Aquarius rising?

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All signs here should agree we want more of this capricorn.
>>17286874

>>17286920
Yes.

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>>17286843
I have this combo too. Feels all over the place, man.

>>17286935
Posted wrong pic but I can work with this

>>17286926
gross

>>17286921
I'm actually a Sag but I just decided to bait.

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Well I can't be done in by a capricorn... so Master Race Leo reporting in!!!

>>17286935

That's how I would describe it. All that passion and straightforward drive stuck in an eternal battle with an ever-changing emotional landscape.

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>>17286949
And this is why you win all the arguments saggy... Nicely done

>>17286946
lol why?

>>17286881
Don't be afraid, little guy...we can swim as a group. Shit, bring your friends and I'll call it a school.

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Who here /Pisces rising/? Are you also contemplating a soul relocation?

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>>17286971
Anything related to pieces needs to be relocated to a better sign

>>17286971
>>17286980
>Relocation.

This is a thing? Because there are a lot things I dislike about my astrological makeup.

>>17286840
what is this supposed to mean

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>>17286980

>>17286993
>Virgo not understanding the meme
>>17286989
(((an hero)))

>>17286989
Try finding your asian's or the southern hemispheres horoscope, its the closest thing unless you can pull off a reincarnation experience just by thinking about it

>>17287004
>(((an hero)))

Here to stay, friend.

>>17286960
You hit it right on the mark there. Its having the want to always be moving forward yet annoyingly no matter how hard you try to avoid it get caught up in an emotional mess, also feeling stuck between being an extrovert or introvert.

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>>17287034
Im pretty sure thats called being retarded... have you tried licking windows maybe that will help you clear your shit up

>>17287034
>also feeling stuck between being an extrovert or introvert

Couldn't have said it better.

>>17286657
>Gemini
>Lying thieving whores

This.

Hey question, how much of your sun sign does your personality match? For me it doesn't seem to work I blend in to much to my moon and rising aquarius.

>>17286989
>>17287029
God I hope you're not Pisces.

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>>17287087

>>17287090
I'm the Aries Sun / Cancer Moon guy. >>17286906

>>17287096
That doesn't answer his question at all

>>17287111
That was suppose to be the picture for my question but I messed up and had to post it late
>>17287087

>>17287045
Say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens

>>17287063
We'll figure it out one day maybe

>>17287111
A pictures worth a thousand words and this one's (>>17287096) so blurry that it must have been Xeroxed about half a million times. Means it's a good picture and thus worth much more than the 1000 word minimum. The question would take a lot of time to answer.

Taurus gemini cusp right hyaa

>>17287137
I'm sorry.

>>17287127
In the meantime remember that you're too afraid to hear these words outside which is why you're on the internet anonymously. Good luck with your ****version

>>17287127
>We'll figure it out one day maybe.

Today is that day.

Remember, we may be a conflicted bunch, but we certainly do not lack the ambition to figure things out and get shit done. ;)

Sun Leo/Rising Gemini here.
What is there to talk about other than circlejerking over best-um, fire signs?

>>17287145
Yupp its v intresting.. lots of mental contradictions lol
taurus sun, gemini moon, gemini rising

>>17287155
Projection.

>>>/b/

>>17287158
Volcanic desalination and hot spot harvest?

Captcha: select ALL the food

>>17287127
I would but sadly only one of us knows what the other looks like
>>17286952

>libra
>lying cheating fuckboy/fuckgrill

>>17287164
I'll project you into the astro. Go take a lucid dream you silly-willy

>>>17281884

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>>17287183
>tfw no Libra fuckbuddy

>>17287197
Fucking is all they are about.

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>>17287180
I'm out post when you're man enough to show yourself ya lil window licker

>>17286952
I'm going to zoom past why you're gay and ask you a simple question. What's that in your pocket?

>>17287183
>>17287197

Was real close to winning over a Libra fuckgrill over about a month back. Managed to uncover how fake of a person she was due to being the direct Arian that I am, and she got all butthurt and stopped talking to me.

Dammit, I really need to get laid before I go crazy.

>>17287235
Ah that was just a new belt end, went shopping bought all these and this pic was me trying them out at home. Sometimes store mirrors make things look better then your houses, so i had to double check when i got back

I'd like a reading responding to a question I have

>>17287155
Did you really censor yourself? lol

>>17287156
Eventually, art helps in the meantime though

>>17287180
No you wouldn't

>>17287251
Sag master race has you covered. Post em.

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>>17287253
You underestimate my autism friend, I would just because it's fun

>>17287253
>art helps in the meantime though

Totally. I'm always at peace with myself whenever expressing myself via music.

I'm a Leo. What animal (our Zodiac is pretty much animals) the King of the Jungle? Lions. What reminds you of the dog days of summer? Our birthdays. Is a blizzard better? No. I like Geminis but am jealous of them and they are lucky and mercurial but I can't stand their Jekyll/Hyde thing. I like Taurus especially the women. And I like male Libra for their listening skills but they have zero patience. I also can see almost NO fault with Cancer boys. Scorpio is hard to tame but forgives. Capricorn is more hard headed than even am I. Virgo is physically beautiful but is honestly quite the insufferable self-absorbed bitch. Pisces are balanced. Sagittarius are mysterious

>>17287253
Censor? But of course: If he's neither introvert nor extrovert or parts of both then he must be something else. The unknown may display in vile ways, thus I'm covering my future-ass, just in case he goes "special"

>>17287259
Thanks mate.

Due to some unexplained events, I'd like to know if there's something haunting me, or some sort of negative energy manifesting around me.

21 and a Virgo; thanks again

>>17287264
Pisces do love their scales

>>17287278
Not a psychic, thought you wanted a chart reading.
Watch out for the shadow people though.

>>17287286
shh fatty shh jk

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>>17287247
>I had to double check

>>17287246
Get laid m8

>>17287309
Nice try.

>>17287294
Aren't they just illusions?

Never really saw anything. Heard unexplained beeping (SOS in morse), things in my room shaking. Also saw this brilliant flash of light zoom past my face and I felt the intense energy as it passdd

Hi again, just here to remind you lower tier signs to bow down in awe to the almighty master sign that is virgo, cheers cunts.

>>17287332
You're experiencing the comedowns of lucy virgobro lay off it.

>>17287332
Have you done anything to cause this? Try burning sage around the house.

>>17287344
Virgo isn't is past your bedtime?

So I'm a Cancer-Leo cusp with a Libra moon, and I'm Female.
My partner is a Virgo, and I'm unsure of his moon sign.
Anything I've read online as far as comparability goes has been very focused on "oh dw you can always make it work if u love someone!"
But I'm curious as to what actual astrologers (or fans of astrology) think of this pairing.

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>>17287294
If you're offering chart readings...tell me, is my pyramid about to become four sided?

>>17287358
Your beta male is about to get his ass vampired.

>>17287345
We actually had a priest cleanse our house a few years back due to weird things (objects being placed in obscure places, noises) so I find it a bit bizarre that there's an entity.

Otherwise nothing that I know of. No ouiji boards or cemeteries on the property

>>17287387
>vampired
What does that even mean omg

>>17287358
Really you should be fucking right now, considering the conjunction of the signs, go pleasure the master race babe.

Is it possible to know what your relationship with someone will be like based solely on their chart (and yours)?

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>>17287294
not to be annoying.. but if you're doing chart readings that would be rad

>>17287433
Nothing vile, it's just that I predict you're going to love him to death. To smother him until he is a different person, deprived of all that once made him who he was. You two will be quite happy, but different than you are today.

But then again, I'm just an astrology fan, not an astrologer.

My advice? Remember that language is used to express the emotions and ideas that dance and song cannot. Utilize all forms of communication available before you ever utter the words "I love you"

>>17287451
Check your venus signs.

>>17287466
A seemingly well balanced chart. I'm new to interpretation though, so take that with a grain of salt.

Also, nice dubs.

>>17287466
Independent and assertive. You see through people's lies. You like to be the center o f attention sometimes, but at other times like to be left alone. You like to be in control of the relationships.

>>17287365
Libra rising indicates you are diplomatic and make decisions very slowly but are always fair. You are analytical and smart and you feel the need to be helpful in order to be happy. You are probably very intuitive.

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>>17287490
>actually taking the time to make that image
>a true Pisces

can anyone help me figure out my true sign..... June 23 1992

Leo reporting in.

Last relationship was with a Scorpio.
5 and a half months of the biggest ups and downs in my life, holy shit did we ever clash. Started quite tame but it really escalated in the later months. Sex was monstrous, though.

>>17287474
I've been trying to give him his space, but it's very difficult, I always back off and actively remind myself not to smother him.
We've been seeing eachother for 8 months. Neither one of us has dropped the L word yet. Gonna wait until he says it first. If he ever does.

>>17287548
You are a Cancer 100%

26. June full blown cancer man, Ive been called the most fun and suicidal person multiple times.
Most of my friends are fish, except for my frienenemy who is a leo.

My opinion is that libras are cool, most signs are boring, Sagittarius are the most oblivious people ever who couldnt read between the lines if you wrapped them around their stupid face and Scorpios are gay af.

>>17287561
It would be best to say the phrase together, but such synchronization is rare.

>>17287620
Why exactly do you think scorpios are gay??

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I'm a Cancer, and the girl I love is a young bisexual Scorpio, very "liberal" and empowered. Does anyone have advice on how to tame her and deal with her constantly changing her mind every second?

>>17287720
Scorpio grills seem hard on the outside but they still are nice. You should try taking her out for dinner or giving her something nice.

>>17287724
>hard on the outside but they still are nice

This is true. Don't let their hardened exterior fool you, they mean well.

>>17287720
Hard on the outside but honestly harmless on the inside. Be safe with words and actions as you may occasionally end up in some murky waters, but as long as you avoid those waters as much as possible there is really no problem

>>17287814
Cats play the piano.
cats drink sea water
I play the piano
I will drink sea water and rehydrate
some assembly required
some parts missing

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>>17286351
>realizing I'm one of like 3 scorpions in thread

>>17287724
they are hard on the outside but soft and gooey on the inside

Gemini sun, Scorpio moon, Gemini rising - is my birthdate the reason I'm insane?

>>17287720
>"Liberal and empowered"
>into the trash it goes
>You're setting yourself up for misery, don't date a narcissist

>>17286672
Seriously. Aquarius doesn't even have to argue with these peons.

>>17288326
Shh...don't ruin it

It would be a pizza party but I ate it all

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>>17287217
>posting this mug on 4chan

You would love that wouldn't you, weird ass mf- my face is disarming though not sure you could handle it tbqh

>>17287261
Should use your autism for the power of good, would just give you a glare and ignore you anyway it's wasted energy to "bully" someone like me

>>17287277
I am that special anon, show you a vile display alright but don't worry about covering that ass I wouldn't touch it if my life depended on it ;)

>>17287264
I get kinda jealous of musicians, music is one of the ultimate therapies that don't involve physical activity. Just draw and paint when I get myself together enough, it's good too don't get me wrong but you don't get that same feel of literally being lighter afterwards, keep at it Aries/cancer bro

>>17288386
to view the thread in pieces is a disservice to all my hard work. how about some OC? that is to say, the ocean can make its own waves, right Aqua men?

>>17288347
Haha

I'm Aries sun with Aquarius moon.
What does this even mean?

>>17288397
Nobody cares about you Aquarius, quit trying to passively aggressively start an Aries bashing session

>>17286419
Agree. Fuck Sagittarius.

>>17288452
people get mad when you trip fag (for the right reasons) and mad when you don't trip fag (also for the right reasons). your jab is misdirected for I am pisces

>>17286691
Can confirm. Capricorn woman here!

>>17286874
> Why no Capricorn?
Because we know we're the best, and don't need to resort to petty arguing to prove it.

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>>17286707
The woman reflects the actions back to the man providing anything for her to get off. It might just be that you have no backbone attached to that sack, senpai.

>tfw being taurus and making every girl shiver from performance

Tfw all the pleb signs bicker over some subjective petty shit.
We geminis are effortlessly smarter and better than any of you here, cause we do question everything naturally. When our Jeckyll and Hyde sides beckons, it is purely because sometimes we get to contemplate the darker side of life as much as you leser signs try to ignore it or just wallow in it victimizing yourself
Pic: mfw when I see your shitstorm
Yup. There is no pic baby
Eat scraps

>>17288508
Sure

>>17288508
This Gemini appears to have gone full cringe.

>>17288535
>>17288528
Delicious coppa tears

Ok plebeians. Decided to give it a go:

Aries. Likable in their singlemindedness, surprisingly smart but gosh, you'd think the Leo has the biggest self esteem issues.

Taurus: Blends in well. Salt of the earth. Capable of leading stable and successful lifes Stubborn to the boring extreme and will only start arguing,after being proven wrong. Most of humor eludes them.

Gemini: Master race. Nuff said. On the personal note I find it really funny how fast I can get physical with other Gemmies. I think it is just the common communication frequency. Curious. Does it work as well for your intrasign hook ups?

Cancer: Amazing skill in developing a persona. They can build themselves a harmonious life environment and are always good riding the waves of time as they come. Suprisingly warm and supportive to their friends, however a real Cancer (kek) when you stand in the way of their selfcraftsmanship or try to question it.

Leo: Active, energetic, makes stuff happen. Usually has a brilliant mind, so it hurts so much to see as they get progressively more delusional when facts start contradicting their beliefs.

Virgo: For an earth sign, they have a really quirky sense of humor and they always end up living very plain lifes. I wish they were as noncoservative as their language. It could possibly make them interesting.

>>17288461
Oh, my bad then

>>17288548
Cont:

Libra: Loud, dramatic, in love with words. They are actually the good parts. They can be artsy and avant garde. Good talk.
On the other hand there is possibly not a single more dramatic case of saying one and doing the other. Irreformable as if they were born with all those addictions.

Scorpio: Truly impressive. Intelligent, powerful, magnetic. Very claimant and dominant which is really worthy of ave, when they are on the top of things and really heartbreaking when finally they are not. It's kinda like seeing a dying hobo trying to mug you.
They never know when it's over.

Saggitarius: Well cultivated, bright and fun. Run a fair competition with Gemini for the most vilest language. Lovable, but too singular in their pursuits. Like seriously, they are crystalline. Once you knew one for a day or two, you can say you know him throughout. They don't even try to conceal their bad side, which I applaud as a matter of honesty.
There is also nobody, who cries louder, when their loved ones are being hurt, meaning themselves.

Capricorn: Cultivated to the extreme, walking trademarks. They tell some really funny jokes, until you realise it wasn't jokes. Their curiosity is a saving grace.

Aquarius: Really inventive and balls deep into being artsy (or into being alive really). Enviably informed and engaged within their secene. If it wasn't also the linchpin of their whole ego, I'd concede my masterrace title to them. Also, dealing with them makes one wonder, why Gemini are considered to be the most shifty.

Pisces: Hard to tell. One I know has a great combative force, a lot of presence, spot on style and really great research on his hobby, yet almost no friends is needy as fuck and is known to be all talk to the point of being ridiculed. Sometimes when you get close with him, when he's toked or drunk, his facade starts to crack and he appears small and vulnerable, like a stranded fish.

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Anyone care to check out my weird natal chart?

>>17288589
That's beautiful.

>>17288595
I thought so too. I see a lot of them but mine has a certain pleasantness to it. Some of them have tons of overlapping angles that just look strange and confusing.

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>>17287358
I'm cancer sun with libra moon/ascendant
This combo would set us out of this world.
Interested?
Pic related my motorcycle

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Can someone elaborate on what cusps are and whether or not they exist

>>17288492
I LOVE IT! Thank you!

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Oct 17 Libra reporting in. What does my sign say about me?

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>>17288656
Google is your friend.

>>17288943
You are trustworthy and good but your insincere appearance and sarcastic sensibilities stifle

>>17286461
>>>/b2.9/
>imdabes -> youtube
>best memer ever, dankqst since cyania,
>morr xplosiv than pqmbiv.

>imtras hbo at

>>17288508
There's a difference between intelligence and cleverness. Geminis intelligence is only on the surface. They're jittery, reactive beings that never take the time to internalize things. With the gemini's obsession to be a step ahead and not get played (they think everyone is trying to play them because that's what they do and how they see the world) they often end up playing themselves. But gemini doesn't care because they can just emotionlessly move on from the chaos they create to someone else they can charm.

You can be some charming and witty cunts which is why people put up with gemini. But people see through you

>>17288970
seems like a fairly sweeping generalization.we take more than the sun sign into account, yes?

Gemini sun and Scorpio rising

kill me please

>>17288970
I don't think so.
>>17289065
I dont even think that gemini sun semtences one to be a spineless bastard in its virtue.
Geminis are just cerebral to a fault along with (possibly) Caps and Virgoes.
Gemini like to follow simple, transparent rules and even while not always saying the truth, will frown on outright lying. Honesty may be one of the reasons we get so much shit. We also hold freedom as our top value.
While our chaotic nature and short spanned attention are actually both real, I dont think it makes us worse in any aspect than let's say Scorpios. Sure - youd be proud on how dedicated and intense you'd be, but we just find that dedication self limiting and this intensity unnecessarily dramatic.
Sure. We may be minimaxed between our thougt and feels compartment, but as for every other sign it serves a purpose. Ours is communication, teaching and coming up with new Ideas.

>>17289065
No more sweeping than anything else says in these astrology threads...

Hurr durr pisces are crybabby
Hurr durr Leo are asshole
Etc.

I get that each individual person is different but people of the same sign show a lot of similarities

>>17289163
Yeah I guess I just reject most of that stuff. To me the real insights are in the more minor details.

I'm Capricorn I love everyone and acknowledge every fedora wearing zodiac

Gemini master race.

So, I am a sagitarius, virgo rising, with capricorn moon.

I realize now that I have dated only capricorn women.

Any thoughts on this

>>17288548
>Gemini
>Master race
As a Gemini, I have to disagree. I've been gifted with the wonderful quality of self-awareness and even I know Gemini is shit tier.

>>17289208
Well, good luck trying to knock the nails in with a screwdriver I guess.

Gemini is much about experience, freedom and staying true to yourself.

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Aquarius sun, pisces rising sign and virgo moon. How fucked is that?

>>17289198
Im a pisces and I agree that capricorn is god-tier

>>17289247
as a sag I have constant infatuation with Caps, for some reason...
>>17289207

>>17289208
It's just because you're an ugly cunt. You're shit tirer and don't know how to use the Gemini power

>>17289207
>only
Coincidence

>>17289207
As a Capricorn female, I would have to say, because we are god-tier.

>>17289272
5 out of 5..
>>17289277
dubs confirm :( you have a power over me so you might as well be gods

>>17289277
You guys are. Once you get them on your side you can rely on them to be there for you

>>17289285
until they cheat on you because they are whores

>>17289296
Someone is a Capricorn hater :( love you too

>>17289304
no I'm the guy that keeps falling for them and getting used and rekt :(

>>17289296
Please. I've never known a Capricorn to cheat.

>>17289314
It's not like they would like you to know

>>17289296
Like>>17289314 said
They're loyal as fuck, and slow to act. If they decide to get with you it's because you're with it in their eyes and they won't cheat.

Of course anything's possible, but they are probably by far the least likely to cheat

>>17289326
God-tier Capricorn here, THANK YOU!

>>17289326
*worth it* not with it

>>17289326
I actually only had 2 of them cheat on me, the other 3 were loyal as fuck it just wasn't meant to be. I'm just being a salty salamander.

In fact to reinforce your words, I was friends with all of them before the relationship

If you lose a Capricorn friend, they will usually hold a grudge against you until things work out again but it is a long and steady process

>>17289352
>only two
>out of five
>only

???????

>>17289363

seems like most relationships end that way so its not crazy

>>17289352
Damn dude that's fucked up. Sounds like you just got the shit end on that. Women I tell ya

>>17289371
you must have absolutely shit taste or judgement if that's how your relationships end

>>17289378
>>17289374
>sag virgo rising cap moon jupiter exalted pluto in house 3

I'm pretty much fucked in that I am naive and timid and at the mercy of others when it comes to this stuff, and beyond that I am curious to their dark side.

>>17289391
I am sorry for you, but it's seriously fucked up if you can look at 2 out of 5 people cheating on you and think that's a good number

what the fuck man, get some better judgement and confidence

>>17289399

god dammit even people on /x/ call me a cuck

>>17289399
you are all correct though, I was in a low place when all of that happened. It's a complicated story but this isn't my blog. If anyone really wants to talk to me or help me you can leave some form of contact but I have a feeling you're just laughing at me

>>17289406
you need to reevaluate your perception on relationships

seriously what is wrong with you?

>>17289418
I dont know, and I am not dating or interested in dating presently because of this. I was in a series of relationships being taken advantage of.. looking back I can't even imagine why I put myself in these situations.

>>17289415
I am not laughing at you, I genuinely feel bad for you that you think that number is in any way okay. I'm Gemini sun scorpio rising so I have some fucked up shit under my belt when it comes to relationships but I seriously can't understand your logic on it

even if you were in a low point

I hope you can gain some confidence to never let someone do that to you again

>>17289415
>>17289406
It's okay dude, I know how it can be

Im a pisces so I am the definition of a cuck. I don't care though

>>17289427
>can't understand your logic on it
me either. girl I was with cheated on me so I asked her to move in with me so she wouldn't feel the need to do it. in retrospect, what the fuck was I thinking? I am a really logical person but I let completely illogical decisions take the reigns when I feel like the decision is bigger than me. Why?

>I hope you can gain some confidence to never let someone do that to you again

I am working on it. I have a lot going for me and I need to build on it.

>>17289428

thanks. solidarity in these dark times :/

Why does no one ever acknowledge Aquarius?

Literally the best sign and yes I will bear it if I so choose to.

>>17289441
>girl I was with cheated on me so I asked her to move in with me so she wouldn't feel the need to do it
>I am a really logical person

holy shit what kind of bizarro world bullshit is this?

all I can say is I really, REALLY hope you are gaining confidence. pound it into your head that cheating is not okay, that you are worth more and will strive to be the best you that you can be

do not let that happen again, have faith in yourself that if it happens you are good enough to move on and find a better option

>>17289453
>Aquarius
>best

eh, at least you're an air sign. but not the best

>>17289456
This happened when I was 19 and I am now 26. Still I am SUPER logical until my emotions take over. I am a programmer AND designer so you can see how these two sides are very important but very separate for me I hope

I am gaurded and haven't let anyone into my life in a long time :/ and have had to cut a lot of people since getting burned twice in a row.

>>17289453
I've got you! Capricorn here, who's in love with an Aquarius.
Destined to fail, yeah?

>>17289473
No it is destined to flourish if you are truly in love. Will it fail after? Maybe.

>>17289472
I'm not suggesting you shut people out completely. that is a hard life to live even if you've gotten hurt. just be wise with who you decide to let in

>>17289486
I haven't received any advice in this thread yet, only ridicule

if you read my chart my actions would probably make sense, too. i only got into this recently but it explains a lot.

Aquarius zeta race reporting in

>>17289493
>someone tells you that you are worth it and to keep it in mind
>hurr ridicule

I can shit on you if you want

>>17289500
do your worst, double zeros. surely no worse than those that said they loved me and lied.

>>17289480
I am, his feelings (the Aquarius) is undetermined.

>>17289507
why are you so negative? my posts were mostly telling you to have faith in yourself and all you take from that is ridicule?

cheer up

>>17289512
*are

>>17289493
Dude it's not even a big deal, two people cheated on you. Big whoop. It hurts and all but it doesn't mean you're a shitty person or a beta cuck faggot. Shit happens man. Lighten up champ

this thing doesn't have to go on - that's why it does!

if you try to hard of anything you'll make a mess of it. If you are genuine you will know

>>17289529
>>17289516
thanks brosephions. I am incapable of being critical of others so I hurt myself.

>>17289533
idk man you were pretty critical of me trying to cheer you up

>>17288508
As an Aquarius, I find your self aggrandizing pathetic and not even amusing enough to be laughable. Your attunement to your own ego marks you as the most pathetic of them all.

>>17288555
>It's kinda like seeing a dying hobo trying to mug you.
This made me kek

>>17289541
Thank you!

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>astrology
>thinking some random pattern of stars that the greeks decided looks like a fish determines your personalty

if you thinks it's so telling guess my sign

>>17289566
u r a faggetarion
ur sign is the faget

>>17288262
Know that feel bro. Scorpio, with asc in Aquarius here.

>>17289566
It's not a pattern of stars that determines personality.

It's iron in your blood, gravity, and the effect that the planets have as they pull at the water (tides) which your body is made 90% of.

All of these effects determine how your brain develops in the womb, which parts of the brain are developed well, which less so, this determines personality.

Astrology is science that science hasn't touched yet.

whats your nigger sign?

>>17289597
Jamalius

The watermelon bearer

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>>17289541

>>17289610
polydices

bullshit caster

>>17288288
Gemini sun, scorpio moon here as well... yep.

>tfw people eat up your every word
>tfw people find you "lol so randumb XD" when you are actually being serious
>tfw people find you mysterious
>tfw m'ladies assume you have many lovers when you are single as fuck ;_;

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Any help would be appreciated

>>17289775
splash chart. I have one too.

there's no hope, really. we could kill ourselves together though

>>17288653
No way familia
I'm just starting to ride
Let's d8

http://www.blurofinsanity.com/horoscopes.html

>>17289775
yeah yours looks like shit. compare to this one... nice grouping

>>17288589

>>17289566
Virgo faggot

>>17289566
you seem like a hateful, miserable cunt so I'm going to say Scorpio

Pisces r shit

>>17286497
Leo's prob could desu senpai.

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>>17290418
Say that to my face fucker.
See what happens

>>17290530
Sez anon on the internet

>>17290530
everyone knows pisces r shit

whiny beta cunts

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>>17289418
The only thing wrong with them is how you haven't killed yourself yet from the relentless attack that warrants no guidance, only mindless projection.

>>17290657
>relentless attack

>have faith in yourself that if it happens you are good enough to move on and find a better option
>I hope you can gain some confidence
?????????

>>17290588
What sign are you yuh fuccboi??

aries best sign reporting in

>>17290694
guess fgt

I'm fucking your mom right now

Sort of new to the whole astrology thing but I'm curious: how do other signs percieve scorpios?

>>17290754
the cliche is that you're all sex-crazed 2edgy fuckers but in reality you just want to be taken care of and might be a little dark

but you can't go by sunsign alone, full charts are where astrology gets interesting, sunsign only horoscopes are bs.

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may i have a reading? i am capricornio

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>>17290754
I made this just for you

>>17290778
How do I figure that out? I'll google it and see if I can't do it myself, but if anyone wants to be a bro and save me some time November 16th '94 around 10pm (not sure what info you need exactly). I'm just intrigued because I was reading up on it recently and everything I've found so far was surprisingly accurate

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help me understand this chart, i dont get it

>>17290801
go do your own chart you edgy faggot

>>17290801
here.
It really helps knowing the exact time of your birth just fyi

http://astro.cafeastrology.com/natal.php

>>17290736
I don't believe you. Im fucking her right now and I don't see you figgit.

But you seem like a sweet sensitive guy so I'll guess that you're a pisces

>>17290863
I'm a Gemini you bleeding cunt

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>>17290828
Okay, I looked at my birth certificate so this includes my exact time of birth. If I'm reading it right then my asc is leo. Not totally sure how to interpret the rest, so I guess my question is does this mean I share qualities with leos?

>>17290877
>sun Scorpio
>rising Leo

you should prob an hero desu senpai

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Hello everybody, Scorp/Sag cusp joining the party. I'll just grab a drink real quick & I'll be right back...

>Nov. 21, 1992

>>17290866
Shoulda known...

Pisces>Gemini

(Im just a sweet pisces don't hurt me pls no bully :(

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>>17290906

>>17290910
I'm going to come over there and piledrive everyone you've ever loved

then I'm going to finish on your face

and you'll love it

>>17290877
Just look up all the planets individually, like "venus in scorpio", "moon in taurus", whatever. Look up aspects and houses and see where the focus is in yours. It gets kind of complicated, but it'll answer your questions.

It seems like you might be pretty obsessive and over protective, maybe a bit of a showoff, and really, really overbearing. Loyal and sentimental, sure, but probably more in a creepy way. You have some significant attachment to your home/family life. You're pretty strong-willed and thick-skinned, really good at reading others, but probably oblivious to your own issues.

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>>17289541
Go and stomp over some people for your new whim hobby watery cunt

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>>17289692
Ik that feel bro

>>17291937
The fuck is this?

Someone make another thread.

>>17292697
You do it.

>>17292712
Fine, you fucking cunt, if Geminis don't do it no one does it.

>>17292729
I am a Gemini, you fucking cunt. I bet you're actually a fucking Pisces aren't you? Admit it.

>>17292736
Pisces whore, pls. I won't fall for your manipulative games.

>>17289997
I started this summer.
What do you ride?

Personal opinion on scorpios?

>>17293169
CRAAAAAAAAAAWLING INNNNNN MY SKINNNNNNNNNNNNN

THE EDGE IT IS UNREAAAAAAAAAAL

>>17289775
too much Leo, kill yourself.

>>17293301
People use to tell me I look like Chester and I m a Scorpio.

>>17293370
edgy faggot

who the fuck is Chester?

>>17293415
It's a linkin park vocalist.

>>17293415
the guy who sings the lyrics you posted.