There's no astrology thread so I figured I'd start a general astrology thread.
Anything related to astrology is welcome.
Let the battle of the worst sign commence between gemini and pisces
We da bes. Deal with it. Naturally born with Luck and Asshole words of blunt truth.
Well what do you expect? Of course you'd be good a shit tossing, what with mimicking Sagittarius all the time. Horse shit gets collected in bags so Saggs always have an abundance of the krud on hand. Dude...just drop it.
ITT: arguing about who has the best birth-date
Everybody debating Sagittarius #1 Spot...yeah no. Get in the back of the line. It's Sagittarius, Leo, Aries top 3 deal with it.
PS: libra is the only other sign I acknowledge besides leo and sagitarrius in the top
No one can win an argument with a sag, but that doesn't make it any less fun.
Dude taurus women suck in bed, you have to rev them up much longer then the others and they never take charge or experiment with fun new things. Have you ever been with a taurus woman?
to be fair though aries kinda sucks and shouldnt be in the same category as us
Yes, most of the women I've been with have been Taurus as a matter of fact so Im probably biased lel. They're very feminine and submissive. They're chill as fuck unless you act like an asshole
You're probably a fire sign huh
If not then you're an air sign
That's because they are on the cusp, which also means not a true leo. they is a bitch
Master race virgo coming at ya. Feels fucking grand to be so in tune with bitches minds. Easy reads for the most intelligent sign. leo is the worst sign by far, they're always tremendous cunts
>thinking your great because of your birth-date, something you had no control over -- guess you need to do that if you haven't done a damn thing on your own to be proud of...
Lol how many girls did you lose to a leo, to hate us this bad
best of both worlds
Lol you made my Leo side laugh, stupid beta males
> Virgo thinking they're hot shit
Yes you're smart. Nobody can deny that. But you're full of shit and cry like a bitch when you don't get your way. You're a woman for a reason.
Still sounds like anger over girls, Did I steal your capricorn away?
That was just a baby swordfish. Pisces knows when to hold back.
aries is the baby of the zodiac, because they cry and change their moods quickly
>You didn't even read the whole thread?
It is certainly a challenge.
Hey what happened to my virgo battle, I was having fun destroying you.
All signs here should agree we want more of this capricorn.
I have this combo too. Feels all over the place, man.
Well I can't be done in by a capricorn... so Master Race Leo reporting in!!!
And this is why you win all the arguments saggy... Nicely done
Who here /Pisces rising/? Are you also contemplating a soul relocation?
Anything related to pieces needs to be relocated to a better sign
You hit it right on the mark there. Its having the want to always be moving forward yet annoyingly no matter how hard you try to avoid it get caught up in an emotional mess, also feeling stuck between being an extrovert or introvert.
Im pretty sure thats called being retarded... have you tried licking windows maybe that will help you clear your shit up
A pictures worth a thousand words and this one's (>>17287096) so blurry that it must have been Xeroxed about half a million times. Means it's a good picture and thus worth much more than the 1000 word minimum. The question would take a lot of time to answer.
I'm out post when you're man enough to show yourself ya lil window licker
Was real close to winning over a Libra fuckgrill over about a month back. Managed to uncover how fake of a person she was due to being the direct Arian that I am, and she got all butthurt and stopped talking to me.
Dammit, I really need to get laid before I go crazy.
Ah that was just a new belt end, went shopping bought all these and this pic was me trying them out at home. Sometimes store mirrors make things look better then your houses, so i had to double check when i got back
You underestimate my autism friend, I would just because it's fun
I'm a Leo. What animal (our Zodiac is pretty much animals) the King of the Jungle? Lions. What reminds you of the dog days of summer? Our birthdays. Is a blizzard better? No. I like Geminis but am jealous of them and they are lucky and mercurial but I can't stand their Jekyll/Hyde thing. I like Taurus especially the women. And I like male Libra for their listening skills but they have zero patience. I also can see almost NO fault with Cancer boys. Scorpio is hard to tame but forgives. Capricorn is more hard headed than even am I. Virgo is physically beautiful but is honestly quite the insufferable self-absorbed bitch. Pisces are balanced. Sagittarius are mysterious
Censor? But of course: If he's neither introvert nor extrovert or parts of both then he must be something else. The unknown may display in vile ways, thus I'm covering my future-ass, just in case he goes "special"
Aren't they just illusions?
Never really saw anything. Heard unexplained beeping (SOS in morse), things in my room shaking. Also saw this brilliant flash of light zoom past my face and I felt the intense energy as it passdd
Hi again, just here to remind you lower tier signs to bow down in awe to the almighty master sign that is virgo, cheers cunts.
You're experiencing the comedowns of lucy virgobro lay off it.
So I'm a Cancer-Leo cusp with a Libra moon, and I'm Female.
My partner is a Virgo, and I'm unsure of his moon sign.
Anything I've read online as far as comparability goes has been very focused on "oh dw you can always make it work if u love someone!"
But I'm curious as to what actual astrologers (or fans of astrology) think of this pairing.
If you're offering chart readings...tell me, is my pyramid about to become four sided?
We actually had a priest cleanse our house a few years back due to weird things (objects being placed in obscure places, noises) so I find it a bit bizarre that there's an entity.
Otherwise nothing that I know of. No ouiji boards or cemeteries on the property
not to be annoying.. but if you're doing chart readings that would be rad
Nothing vile, it's just that I predict you're going to love him to death. To smother him until he is a different person, deprived of all that once made him who he was. You two will be quite happy, but different than you are today.
But then again, I'm just an astrology fan, not an astrologer.
My advice? Remember that language is used to express the emotions and ideas that dance and song cannot. Utilize all forms of communication available before you ever utter the words "I love you"
Independent and assertive. You see through people's lies. You like to be the center o f attention sometimes, but at other times like to be left alone. You like to be in control of the relationships.
Libra rising indicates you are diplomatic and make decisions very slowly but are always fair. You are analytical and smart and you feel the need to be helpful in order to be happy. You are probably very intuitive.
>actually taking the time to make that image
>a true Pisces
Leo reporting in.
Last relationship was with a Scorpio.
5 and a half months of the biggest ups and downs in my life, holy shit did we ever clash. Started quite tame but it really escalated in the later months. Sex was monstrous, though.
I've been trying to give him his space, but it's very difficult, I always back off and actively remind myself not to smother him.
We've been seeing eachother for 8 months. Neither one of us has dropped the L word yet. Gonna wait until he says it first. If he ever does.
26. June full blown cancer man, Ive been called the most fun and suicidal person multiple times.
Most of my friends are fish, except for my frienenemy who is a leo.
My opinion is that libras are cool, most signs are boring, Sagittarius are the most oblivious people ever who couldnt read between the lines if you wrapped them around their stupid face and Scorpios are gay af.
I'm a Cancer, and the girl I love is a young bisexual Scorpio, very "liberal" and empowered. Does anyone have advice on how to tame her and deal with her constantly changing her mind every second?
Hard on the outside but honestly harmless on the inside. Be safe with words and actions as you may occasionally end up in some murky waters, but as long as you avoid those waters as much as possible there is really no problem
>realizing I'm one of like 3 scorpions in thread
>posting this mug on 4chan
You would love that wouldn't you, weird ass mf- my face is disarming though not sure you could handle it tbqh
Should use your autism for the power of good, would just give you a glare and ignore you anyway it's wasted energy to "bully" someone like me
I am that special anon, show you a vile display alright but don't worry about covering that ass I wouldn't touch it if my life depended on it ;)
I get kinda jealous of musicians, music is one of the ultimate therapies that don't involve physical activity. Just draw and paint when I get myself together enough, it's good too don't get me wrong but you don't get that same feel of literally being lighter afterwards, keep at it Aries/cancer bro
The woman reflects the actions back to the man providing anything for her to get off. It might just be that you have no backbone attached to that sack, senpai.
>tfw being taurus and making every girl shiver from performance
Tfw all the pleb signs bicker over some subjective petty shit.
We geminis are effortlessly smarter and better than any of you here, cause we do question everything naturally. When our Jeckyll and Hyde sides beckons, it is purely because sometimes we get to contemplate the darker side of life as much as you leser signs try to ignore it or just wallow in it victimizing yourself
Pic: mfw when I see your shitstorm
Yup. There is no pic baby
Delicious coppa tears
Ok plebeians. Decided to give it a go:
Aries. Likable in their singlemindedness, surprisingly smart but gosh, you'd think the Leo has the biggest self esteem issues.
Taurus: Blends in well. Salt of the earth. Capable of leading stable and successful lifes Stubborn to the boring extreme and will only start arguing,after being proven wrong. Most of humor eludes them.
Gemini: Master race. Nuff said. On the personal note I find it really funny how fast I can get physical with other Gemmies. I think it is just the common communication frequency. Curious. Does it work as well for your intrasign hook ups?
Cancer: Amazing skill in developing a persona. They can build themselves a harmonious life environment and are always good riding the waves of time as they come. Suprisingly warm and supportive to their friends, however a real Cancer (kek) when you stand in the way of their selfcraftsmanship or try to question it.
Leo: Active, energetic, makes stuff happen. Usually has a brilliant mind, so it hurts so much to see as they get progressively more delusional when facts start contradicting their beliefs.
Virgo: For an earth sign, they have a really quirky sense of humor and they always end up living very plain lifes. I wish they were as noncoservative as their language. It could possibly make them interesting.
Libra: Loud, dramatic, in love with words. They are actually the good parts. They can be artsy and avant garde. Good talk.
On the other hand there is possibly not a single more dramatic case of saying one and doing the other. Irreformable as if they were born with all those addictions.
Scorpio: Truly impressive. Intelligent, powerful, magnetic. Very claimant and dominant which is really worthy of ave, when they are on the top of things and really heartbreaking when finally they are not. It's kinda like seeing a dying hobo trying to mug you.
They never know when it's over.
Saggitarius: Well cultivated, bright and fun. Run a fair competition with Gemini for the most vilest language. Lovable, but too singular in their pursuits. Like seriously, they are crystalline. Once you knew one for a day or two, you can say you know him throughout. They don't even try to conceal their bad side, which I applaud as a matter of honesty.
There is also nobody, who cries louder, when their loved ones are being hurt, meaning themselves.
Capricorn: Cultivated to the extreme, walking trademarks. They tell some really funny jokes, until you realise it wasn't jokes. Their curiosity is a saving grace.
Aquarius: Really inventive and balls deep into being artsy (or into being alive really). Enviably informed and engaged within their secene. If it wasn't also the linchpin of their whole ego, I'd concede my masterrace title to them. Also, dealing with them makes one wonder, why Gemini are considered to be the most shifty.
Pisces: Hard to tell. One I know has a great combative force, a lot of presence, spot on style and really great research on his hobby, yet almost no friends is needy as fuck and is known to be all talk to the point of being ridiculed. Sometimes when you get close with him, when he's toked or drunk, his facade starts to crack and he appears small and vulnerable, like a stranded fish.
I'm cancer sun with libra moon/ascendant
This combo would set us out of this world.
Pic related my motorcycle
Can someone elaborate on what cusps are and whether or not they exist
Oct 17 Libra reporting in. What does my sign say about me?
There's a difference between intelligence and cleverness. Geminis intelligence is only on the surface. They're jittery, reactive beings that never take the time to internalize things. With the gemini's obsession to be a step ahead and not get played (they think everyone is trying to play them because that's what they do and how they see the world) they often end up playing themselves. But gemini doesn't care because they can just emotionlessly move on from the chaos they create to someone else they can charm.
You can be some charming and witty cunts which is why people put up with gemini. But people see through you
I don't think so.
I dont even think that gemini sun semtences one to be a spineless bastard in its virtue.
Geminis are just cerebral to a fault along with (possibly) Caps and Virgoes.
Gemini like to follow simple, transparent rules and even while not always saying the truth, will frown on outright lying. Honesty may be one of the reasons we get so much shit. We also hold freedom as our top value.
While our chaotic nature and short spanned attention are actually both real, I dont think it makes us worse in any aspect than let's say Scorpios. Sure - youd be proud on how dedicated and intense you'd be, but we just find that dedication self limiting and this intensity unnecessarily dramatic.
Sure. We may be minimaxed between our thougt and feels compartment, but as for every other sign it serves a purpose. Ours is communication, teaching and coming up with new Ideas.
No more sweeping than anything else says in these astrology threads...
Hurr durr pisces are crybabby
Hurr durr Leo are asshole
I get that each individual person is different but people of the same sign show a lot of similarities
Aquarius sun, pisces rising sign and virgo moon. How fucked is that?
They're loyal as fuck, and slow to act. If they decide to get with you it's because you're with it in their eyes and they won't cheat.
Of course anything's possible, but they are probably by far the least likely to cheat
I actually only had 2 of them cheat on me, the other 3 were loyal as fuck it just wasn't meant to be. I'm just being a salty salamander.
In fact to reinforce your words, I was friends with all of them before the relationship
>sag virgo rising cap moon jupiter exalted pluto in house 3
I'm pretty much fucked in that I am naive and timid and at the mercy of others when it comes to this stuff, and beyond that I am curious to their dark side.
I am sorry for you, but it's seriously fucked up if you can look at 2 out of 5 people cheating on you and think that's a good number
what the fuck man, get some better judgement and confidence
you are all correct though, I was in a low place when all of that happened. It's a complicated story but this isn't my blog. If anyone really wants to talk to me or help me you can leave some form of contact but I have a feeling you're just laughing at me
I dont know, and I am not dating or interested in dating presently because of this. I was in a series of relationships being taken advantage of.. looking back I can't even imagine why I put myself in these situations.
I am not laughing at you, I genuinely feel bad for you that you think that number is in any way okay. I'm Gemini sun scorpio rising so I have some fucked up shit under my belt when it comes to relationships but I seriously can't understand your logic on it
even if you were in a low point
I hope you can gain some confidence to never let someone do that to you again
>can't understand your logic on it
me either. girl I was with cheated on me so I asked her to move in with me so she wouldn't feel the need to do it. in retrospect, what the fuck was I thinking? I am a really logical person but I let completely illogical decisions take the reigns when I feel like the decision is bigger than me. Why?
>I hope you can gain some confidence to never let someone do that to you again
I am working on it. I have a lot going for me and I need to build on it.
thanks. solidarity in these dark times :/
>girl I was with cheated on me so I asked her to move in with me so she wouldn't feel the need to do it
>I am a really logical person
holy shit what kind of bizarro world bullshit is this?
all I can say is I really, REALLY hope you are gaining confidence. pound it into your head that cheating is not okay, that you are worth more and will strive to be the best you that you can be
do not let that happen again, have faith in yourself that if it happens you are good enough to move on and find a better option
This happened when I was 19 and I am now 26. Still I am SUPER logical until my emotions take over. I am a programmer AND designer so you can see how these two sides are very important but very separate for me I hope
I am gaurded and haven't let anyone into my life in a long time :/ and have had to cut a lot of people since getting burned twice in a row.
I haven't received any advice in this thread yet, only ridicule
if you read my chart my actions would probably make sense, too. i only got into this recently but it explains a lot.
Dude it's not even a big deal, two people cheated on you. Big whoop. It hurts and all but it doesn't mean you're a shitty person or a beta cuck faggot. Shit happens man. Lighten up champ
>thinking some random pattern of stars that the greeks decided looks like a fish determines your personalty
if you thinks it's so telling guess my sign
It's not a pattern of stars that determines personality.
It's iron in your blood, gravity, and the effect that the planets have as they pull at the water (tides) which your body is made 90% of.
All of these effects determine how your brain develops in the womb, which parts of the brain are developed well, which less so, this determines personality.
Astrology is science that science hasn't touched yet.
Gemini sun, scorpio moon here as well... yep.
>tfw people eat up your every word
>tfw people find you "lol so randumb XD" when you are actually being serious
>tfw people find you mysterious
>tfw m'ladies assume you have many lovers when you are single as fuck ;_;
Say that to my face fucker.
See what happens
The only thing wrong with them is how you haven't killed yourself yet from the relentless attack that warrants no guidance, only mindless projection.
the cliche is that you're all sex-crazed 2edgy fuckers but in reality you just want to be taken care of and might be a little dark
but you can't go by sunsign alone, full charts are where astrology gets interesting, sunsign only horoscopes are bs.
How do I figure that out? I'll google it and see if I can't do it myself, but if anyone wants to be a bro and save me some time November 16th '94 around 10pm (not sure what info you need exactly). I'm just intrigued because I was reading up on it recently and everything I've found so far was surprisingly accurate
Okay, I looked at my birth certificate so this includes my exact time of birth. If I'm reading it right then my asc is leo. Not totally sure how to interpret the rest, so I guess my question is does this mean I share qualities with leos?
Hello everybody, Scorp/Sag cusp joining the party. I'll just grab a drink real quick & I'll be right back...
>Nov. 21, 1992
Just look up all the planets individually, like "venus in scorpio", "moon in taurus", whatever. Look up aspects and houses and see where the focus is in yours. It gets kind of complicated, but it'll answer your questions.
It seems like you might be pretty obsessive and over protective, maybe a bit of a showoff, and really, really overbearing. Loyal and sentimental, sure, but probably more in a creepy way. You have some significant attachment to your home/family life. You're pretty strong-willed and thick-skinned, really good at reading others, but probably oblivious to your own issues.
Just a doodle, but I thought I should post something