Have you ever met a god, /x/? Or someone, or something, that

>>17286107
The claim is made to me every other turn. It's a given that I've met many a claimant.

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Stalled on my meditations due to changing apartments and getting a new gig, then one fine late September day decided to take it for a spin at the park outside the place i was crashing at (God bless those fine people for being so kind to me).

Went for a walk, and then decided to do a void meditation. During which i had what can only be described as a breakthrough trip. I was concentrating on th breath and letting the wind and the sounds of the park pass through me without reaction or judgement. I got into it and my field of vision beneath closed eyes filled with soft and rich golden light (sun was already behind me). It mainly stayed this rich gold, but was streaked with bright reds, blues and blacks and whites, like an old television screen showing one of them tables. The lines kept shifting and turned back to gold, and out of it, like from a mold, fromed and looked at me a face that was an old stone statue like pic related.

I observed it and it obesrved me, and i felt an immense sense of calm and elation at the same time. Then it merged back with the golden light and i opened my eyes. When i was continuing with my walk aroung the borough, i flet like i was just gliding along, without touching the ground. I've never felt anything like that. It was especially important because there was no entheogens or anything like that involved.

I think i accidentaly peeked into Sid's place of goodness and light, and he gave me his divine smile.

>>17286169
wow a special snowflake

>>17286177
nice dubs but also wow a person who has a spiritual experience

fuck off

>>17286107
>Have you ever met a demon
fixed

>>17286255
>>17286255
/thread

>>17286248
Spiritual experiences dont real, fuck right off

>>17286318

why the fuck are you even on /x/ seriously bro, you're the one should fuck off, really.

>Spiritual experiences dont real

Positivism is an obsolete 19th century maxim. But keep on being a good goy.

>>17286328
You're the good goy here if you think that praying to Bast and taking shrooms is all you need to escape the reality of our judeo marxist world. Literally bread and circuses, the spiritual format.

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>>17286169
Nice.

Take this.

>>17286363

The whole point of the Mysteries is to remove obstructions from your interaction with reality, not escape it. This is the first time in history we have these techniques available to us, and not ignore them is ridiculous. Mind, Body and Spirit need to grow in tandem to resist attempts at control and subversion from the Control Architecture.

Bread and circuses? Nigger, what the fuck are you doing to better yourself besides from posting jew memes on /pol/?

>>17286396
Worshiping God, not being a libcuck, actually doing something with my life by redpilling chumps like you, the list goes on.

You want real "spiritual" growth, pick up a fucking Bible and read some Evola. Witches and pagans had these "techniques" available throughout history, and they've been repeatedly been btfo by Christians who have no need for magic, just as you have been btfo by me. You're welcome.

As I type this, I've been given the two word captcha, so they're clearly onto me

>>17286413

You didn't redpill anyone, because i'm not a liberal. I think you're talking to some perceived enemy instead of talking to me. Evola, the most esoterically inclined political philosopher? You are ofcourse aware that the word "meditaion" is Christian in origin, and it was practiced by many a theologian and esoteric Christians throughout history?

You need to calm the fack down and gather your bearings a bit, cause you're going on some misinterpreted assumptions.

>Just as you have been btfo by me. You're welcome.

lel, you're taking me places that's for sure

The voices told me they were gods.
All 7 of them..

>>17286444
You literally admitted earlier that you're a buddhist, who's Pope is a self described Communist and lives under the protection of Communist China. And mind you, there's a big difference between esoteric and "spirituality"

Christian "meditation" works about as well as Christian paganism, that is that it's a walking contradiction. You can already feel God everywhere in your life, so there's no need to stop what you're doing to go into a trance.

>>17286455
Not who you reply to but;

Only when one stops everything can they truly ask themselves the questions that really matter.
Everything in our lives stops us from thought and seeks to keep us occupied/entertained.
Meditation is simply a form to achieve occupied status while also retaining pure undisturbed thought.

>>17286455

>You literally admitted earlier that you're a buddhist,

Fucking where, I saw a fucking stone head during a meditation. Just because i'm aware of Budhha doesn't mean i worship him. You're fucking nuts, man, i'm telling you about them misinterpreted assumptions.

You seriously need to pump your brakes.

>You can already feel God everywhere in your life, so there's no need to stop what you're doing to go into a trance.

It's not a trance but a complete opposite, it's literally attuning your conciousness to Creation, as as opposed to Hyperreality the World Controllers create for us with oversocialisation, distractions and media.

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>>17286493
All meditation does to you is catch you in Satan's web. It doesn't take a genius to figure out that you have mixed devotion, and the world doesn't work like that. You are either a child of God or a child of the Devil, do choose wisely. So far, you've shown to me that you associate yourself with a false prophet called "Buddha", which as far as I can tell is just some fat guy who was some kind of proto-nigger. I really dont see how you can put him on the same rank as Jesus.

You want to get out of the world control? Read a Bible, confess with your mouth that Christ is LORD, and repent your sins.

>>17286512

"The dimensions of Christian meditation develop from God's having completed his self-revelation in two directions: Speaking out of his own, and speaking as a man, through his Son, disclosing the depths of man.... And this meditation can take place only where the revealing man, God's Son, Jesus Christ, reveals God as his Father: in the Holy Spirit of God, so we may join in probing God's depths, which only God's Spirit probes"

Hans von Baltasar, a celebrated priest and theologian.

What you've shown so far, is lack of perspective, and reliance on borrowed worldviews built on memes from a politically incorrect section of Persian rug enthusiasts forum.

Evola would laugh you out the room if he could hear you bro.

I met Odin once.

>>17286512
>All meditation does to you is catch you in Satan's web.

Which is itself part of the weave of the world, as much as God and his web. The contemplation of the cloth is that with which Buddhists are concerned.

>It doesn't take a genius to figure out that you have mixed devotion, and the world doesn't work like that.

The world absolutely works like that. You hold a vastly different idea of God than even your closest spiritual neighbor, simply because you insist that you are not them. That insistence colors your thought.

>You are either a child of God or a child of the Devil, do choose wisely.

Even the Devil is a child of God.

>So far, you've shown to me that you associate yourself with a false prophet called "Buddha"

Buddha was no prophet, nor did he preach salvation, but rather liberation from the painful wheel of existence, of which God and the Devil are a part.

>which as far as I can tell is just some fat guy who was some kind of proto-nigger.

Buddha isn't a person, it's a title for an enlightened being.

>I really dont see how you can put him on the same rank as Jesus.

Jesus was a man who realized he was God and attempted to lead others on his path so that they might realize it too. The words and illustrations used were relevant to the time and intended purpose- after all, if Jesus had decided to talk about the nature of spacetime, nobody would have understood a word.

Buddha did the exact same thing, but in a way suited to the customs of the East.

>You want to get out of the world control? Read a Bible, confess with your mouth that Christ is LORD, and repent your sins.

A fine boat, and suitable for many, I'll admit, but it's not the only way to cross the river.

I am a god.

>>17286413
If spiritual experiences aren't real then following your logic neither is your god or anything religious you believe in. You're the walking contradiction here mano

>>17286689
How was he? Doing well I trust?

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Yes, I've been in direct contact with the gods twice in my life. Psychiatrists would speak of psychosis though, but that's just sticking a label on an experience that can't be so easily explained.

God or the gods, I'm not sure this is a distinction they made, showed me many paradoxical truths about this world, but as it was very overwhelming and incredibly exhausting, I couldn't make too much sense of it in the end, and it's hard to even put it into words.

But meh, made a believer into something out of my former atheistic skeptic self.

>>17287477
Did they use the internet.

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>>17286413
>actually doing something with my life by redpilling chumps like you

oh sweet merciful heavens that edge makes me laugh so fucking hard

>>17286107
I encountered a little girl claiming to be a goddess a couple of years back then, but I left her. As I walk, my surroundings seems had stopped, so I gave myself a slap to check If I am hallucinating and yes, it's just hallucination.

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>>17287594
>tfw not interesting enough for a god senpai to notice me~

As I typed that out "If you're lost you can look - and you will find me" started playing in my head. IS THIS A SIGN?!

I've met Hermes on a handful of occasions. It was weird.

>>17287440
Go home, Mab, you're drunk

>>17286107
I thought I was, then my evil psychiatrist told me in schizophrenic and ruined it all.

>>17286107
Well if people are posting their hallucinations I might as well mention a dream. Two weeks ago I dreamt of a amazon bearing a black trident. She had gold eyes, wild bronze hair down to her knees, wore a tranlucent midnight blue tunic and was decked head to toe in the most intricate jewels I never seen. She came towards me showing off her weapon. She then slam her trident on the ground so hard sparks flew. She then said "I am Keyke! Goddess of all that is material!" I just starred at her baffled. She then yelled "Worship me mortal, and I'll give you knowledge of the unliving." I replayed saying what is the point of knowledge without meaning. She then showed of some more and stormed off literally. I did not make much of it as I am always having crazy dreams.

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>>17288486
Yeah, if I were to come into contact with a "god" or whatever, "worship me" would be a total red flag. Nobody powerful or worthy of worship needs to state it, and what they're offering is probably shit anyway.

Fucking cosmic con artists tryna steal your energy.

>>17288494
I have considered it being a demon in fancy dress.

>>17286413
>libcuck
>redpilling
>You want real "spiritual" growth, pick up a fucking Bible
You might be the dumbest most obtuse and basic retard I've ever seen

>>17286255
>>17286270

Thousands of gods from all cultures at all points of history, but only YOURS is real.

I hope the muslims cut your fucking head off.

>>17288494
>"worship me" would be a total red flag

Like the bible, huh?

>>17286177
>>17286107
And Now, OP, you know why people are reluctant to share what is typically a meaningful and personal experience.

>>17288486
>not wanting necromantic powers
You fucked up senpai

They are different ethnicities in myths.

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>Have sister who's obsessed with everything space-related, often staying up late and going to the hill near our house to stargaze and look for UFO's and whatnot (there are a lot of UFO sightings here in Mexico)
>decide to tag along to keep her company
>watch the sky and talk for a while to pass the time
>doze off after an hour or so
>suddenly sister wakes me up yelling and telling me to look at the sky
>giant fucking snake-looking thing flying above us
>freak the fuck out
>go back home and agree to never tell anyone about what we saw cause they'd just think we're crazy

My sister thinks it might have been Quetzalcóatl (nahuatl for "feathered serpent"), an ancient aztec god of wisdom. I don't know if it really was Quetzalcóatl but I've never been more terrified in my life...

I've met three

>primordial chaos at the edge of existence
>a queen of the Fae, Titania
>a giant gold chicken

Tbqh the chicken was the most awe-inspiring

>>17290556
Uh oh. Next time you're around any Good Neighbors...

>>17290560
I'm too much of a shut in to get whatever reference you just made.

>>17290564

That other anon said a chicken was more impressive than Titania. This might not sit well with her and hers.

>>17286116
Shut up you tub of lard.

>>17290579
I am that anon. I have a horrible headache, my brain is not working. Good Neighhbors are fae. Duh.

Titania showed me a war, while the chicken made me feel like I'd just spent the day eating salamis and fruit and was floating in an ideal temperature hot tub listening to improv jazz inspired by the sight of my flowing locks of hair....

She can't be pissed at me for not finding her presence glorious when she was specifically trying to frighten me. That would be fickle. O wait!

>>17289878
Those "Gods" are real.
But there is only one uncreated god. The Undoubtedly First. Now go back and fap to hentay. You atheist fedora.

Kanye is one.

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>>17288310
Please develop.

>>17289885
Yahweh at least walks the walk, if you believe that the Old Testament is real.

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I commune with Krsna daily through the auspices of the mahamantra.

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One time my friend told me that he was mugged in the parking lot of Dicks sporting goods by a man who said he was jesus. He said he looked exactly like This pic, but was wearing a jean jacket with the sleeves torn off, and a white tshirt,
He had a gold cross necklace and an ocean city tattoo on one arm. After he took my friends money, he said "Blessed be"

>>17291327
The real Jesus wouldn't have tattoos. Leviticus 19:28.

>>17291357

I know. I don't believe its Jesus, and neither did he. Just wanted to know what ya'll thought.