What's /x/'s opinion about conspiracy theories?
Also, post what you got!
I read auras. I was always attracted to Miley and it bothered me because ew. One day that changed. Over a year later I learned about this conspiracy, which coincided exactly with the change in aura
Wanted to vomit
The problems with comparing the nose/chin/teeth is that cosmetic surgery is so common for celebs
if I won even a small amount of money in the lottery, the first thing I would do is buy myself a new set of teeth and a new nose
I really am not a fan of this image compilation. It's possible some shady shit went down with regards to Miley/Hannah. Especially with how weird and pedo that Dan Schneider dude is. But those are bad images to be using and cosmetic surgery is far to rampant for a dumbass on /x/ or /pol/ to tell with certainty one person is actually another.
I think the reality of it is much simpler and much more sickening
>tween miley wants to be a big musician like her redneck dad
>dad pulls some strings, her being a young pretty thing didn't hurt
>she quickly loses any chance of a normal childhood, getting the work load/responsibility of an adult
>probably gets exposed to drugs and sex at an early age, more then likely with older men
>all the while she has to keep this squeaky clean Disney image which fucks with her head
>when she gets old enough to break away she tries to catch up on all the normal teenage angst party years by acting like a cocked out slut and blowing off steam to prove she isn't the squeaky clean kid anymore
>is now a shell of a person, even if shes trying to calm down people will think "lol miley that crazy coke head who twerked at the MTV awards" for years
>Britney spears 2.0
anyone who lets their young could try to be famous needs to get their ass kicked
That pic is so disturbing and wrong. Poor Icarly girl if the rumors are true.
Sure OP starts with 'conspiracy' title, but it's just his nine-hundredth thread to babble about actresses over and over again.
OP is what is creepy, more so than his topic.
this was debunked immediately on /x/ when it originated, /pol/ just went with it and still won't let it die. (it originated from a /pol/ post)
pics from her youth to her current state were compared, unless she is a clone or some reptilian shape shifter this is the exact same human being (scars, gum line&teeth, nose, eye color, hair line etc etc). happened so long ago I don't have the main comparison pic anymore.
Mattresses the conspiracy from 1880
Tractor beam no longer necessary?
farmers describe being scanned at night
farmers describe force pulling them up at night
eventually labeled tractor beam
Tractor beam no longer necessary, they've replaced the old matresses with coil array matresses.
Around the time water beds become mass available, an information campaign was started.
>The coil matresses were made cheap, and available everywhere.
>Thousands of dollars were spent advertising coil matresses.
>All the cool kids had a coil matress.
>The rich and elite and media were bragging about the 'luxury' of a coil matress.
>You know the tactic by now... They were forced to be the norm of society.
>It was the Barak Obama of matresses
So important that Mark Twain, wrote the New York Times in an article called "The new church" about how he would run the church. He talks about using water beds for people who are sick, basically for 'possessed people.
New York Times
July 23, 1871
A new ... Church
I make solemn oath that what I am going to tell about the new church is the strict truth.
hospitals should use water-beds ... look after the poor and sick
matresses are coil arrays
google coil array its for
"parallel mri via just RF [radio]"
>thats taking pictures of the guts
A 2012 study confirms the ability to create dream like images using only sound (sine waves aka sin()). [sine wave speech
If thats true, one could use the machine to read the responses / emotions of a person... one could also use sine wave speech to generate a dream, or more importantly ask a question!
all. night. ET. questioning.
>they only watch the activists though
it could also be fore channelling psychic energy or blood letting (dna drinking), who knows
how to tell if they are monitoring your dreams
a $12 radio detector would be a good idea if youve had sleep paralysis or cant remember your dreams
theres some obvious other stuff i forgot to mention like those springs conduct radio (b/c they are metal)
>if you cant remember your dreams they are stealing them
oh the other thing i was going to mention was that they figured out how to do parallel mri in 2011 with coils, weve been sleeping on that shit since 1870. assume this is ET tech.
youre probably right, but its weird how loads of people are posting reaction vids to the song, and saying how great it is and how drake "killed it" (good thing)....rhianna is the most monotones singer, and drake is auto tuned...
Because they like shit music.
I know it's unnerving that so many people talk about it like it's something actually good, but it all has to do with musical tastes, and in some cases, trying to fit in.
Sorry if I sound like a dismissive asshole, but in my opinion, that specific video has nothing to do with brainwashing.
Come on guys. Can't you obviously see its Caribbean themed? DIR!
Tbf desu he rekt her, the ones who almost cant breath like >>17284247 are better.
>people actually believe the rap industry gets in serious relationships together
> tfw you are not the jew who came up with this
WOR WOR DUR DUR DUR
kids are fucking stupid, and no with social media think that everything they say is important and the world deserves to hear their thoughts
she likes a shitty song and wanted to tell the world. That's it
in general anything involving individual stars is stupid (Beetles, Michaael Jackson etc are a bit different). if miley dropped dead tomorrow she'd be forgotten within a month and some new young woman would come along showing her goods to all the world while singing crappy pop songs. she isn't much more important to any 'illuminati' than you are to the hamburger industry being a cashier at Burger King. easily replaced and if she decided to turn on them she'd never be taken seriously.
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the universe is our home... i bet you eat your fellow earthings and wear the skins of them, fund there genoice, rape and exploitation. Youre the reason we are destroying our selves. Literally (greenhouse gases) and spiritually.
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There is no space. The masons convinced you the earth is a globe. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdoGTeM0koQ&feature=youtu.be&t=41m15s
and that space travel isn't fake (it is) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdoGTeM0koQ&feature=youtu.be&t=21s
That the sun is big and far and not small and near https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lchtwf5Fvhc&feature=youtu.be&t=29m3s
It's the biggest conspiracy in the world and here's why https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdoGTeM0koQ&feature=youtu.be&t=44m12s
Also each link is a different time stamp for when that topic comes up. I watched the video and decided to bookmark specific time stamps so I can explain it to other people and maybe save them watching the full 1hr 50m if they just want to get their toes wet.
Back on the conspiracy stuff
I recall a thread from 2013 in which someguy said he was the manager tour for... I think Snoop, Sting and Paul McCartney, he said that everyone of them were involved with some satanic symbol called the Sigil of Beleth.
Edgy stuff desu, but it was kinda cool, anyone remember?
There's only one conspiracy theory that I believe is 100% real, and it's the global elite pedo network. There are millions of wealthy, powerful people fucking children, some for "esoteric" reasons. Child trafficking is 100% real.
I've been going down this particular rabbit hole for a while now. I'm starting to believe the people who claim the real reason the Catholic church was even founded was to create a means for the wealthy and powerful to fuck children. Lure in the plebeian, unwashed masses with promises of a blissful afterlife, then indoctrinate high-octane guilt into them so they don't rat in you after you fuck them.
There are allegations that the US CPS engages in child sex trafficking. CPS has had multiple instances where thousands of children in their custody literally vanished from their system/the planet and their response was essentially "WE DUNNO LOL SHRUG EMOJI"
Humans are dark, dark creatures.
You want to talk real conspiracy anon? A french water distributor owns most of the western entertainment industry and state funded orphanages are kept running because senators can make a buck on human trafficking.
I believe this as well. Whenever news of elite pedophiles are exposed, there is brief media attention (far too brief for the scale and monstrosity of the crime) and then it is completely silent. I also believe that some crises, such as the refugee crisis are manufactured to divert public interest from such events.
I mean I can understand that over time the church got some fucked up practices but to say the church came to be just to get their hands on kids is almost unbelievable. The implications mang.
Conspiracy (civil), an agreement between persons to deceive, mislead, or defraud others of their legal rights or to gain an unfair advantage
Conspiracy (criminal), an agreement between persons to break the law in the future, in some cases having committed an act to further that agreement
Conspiracy (political), an agreement between persons with the goal of gaining political power or meeting a political objective
conspiracy theories are often ridiculed, and the theorists often portrayed as delusional. this is supported by coorporations, politicians, and the media to deter people from considering conspiracies. it is also supported by the crazy delusional theorists too.
Sure. It could be because colonizing space is fucking difficult.
Maybe you're actually one of the people at SpaceX trying to put us into space, in which case I sympathize with your frustration and need to lash out... but there is no need for scapegoating. Everyone knows you picked a tough job, and if nobody read auras it would still be a tough job.
Seriously though, if you're worried you'll run out of money you'll have a lot of mine as fast as you can say 'gofundme'.
Unless you're not working on space travel. But you are, right?
Worth the read. If it is true, we got about a week.
>don't go to the Star Wars premier
1. Insert random nonsensical occult imagery into video and preformance.
2. Conspiracy loons watch the over and over again to find secret messages.
Metal bands have been using this routine for year. It just spread to pop music.
AWAY WITH IT
Sorry, searched for dan, saw the long titled webm, and misposted that one instead of this one.
thats bad. the way they do it is little by little, pretty soon u dont remember any dreams, and think its normal.
i would try something else fast.
hammock? couch coushins on floor.
>Miranda Cosgrove attempted to testify in court last year on the grounds of sexual assault. Which Hollywood executive(s) convinced her not to. HINT: dan wasnt alone
Holy shit!! Poor girl was passed around at Nickelodeon CEO's parties like a rag doll probably. Dan, Dan, Dan...
Is there like...a grand unified conspiracy? A conspiracy theory so massive retarded that it combines every conspiracy theory together in seamless fuckery?
Much like the theory physicists work on that unify GR and QM. Because if there isn't, someone should work on it. You could probably even write a book on it and name it "The Grand Unified Conspiracy." Wont even charge you for using the name.
>fucking ruin him
you mean praise his genius
Zika is man made to curb the growing population. It's currently being tested with insects in Latin America and will spread across other climates that the mosquito can live in.
Then it will be introduced everywhere else in food as food often contains insects.
My great uncle tried to convince a judge that his wife was cheating on him by cutting up pictures of her and another guy and taping them together. They were outside, and they were from two different seasons. He put in almost no fucking effort.
It was still more convincing than what you posted.
I believe some are actually true, but the problem is someone says media what to say and then the majoraty of the public takes that as the truth. And then even if it's false truth the smaller public that denies the truth can't get the media to say otherwise. Therefor it becomes conspiracy. And which does the major public believe more? Media.
The conspiracy theorist as a word itself is lead to believe you are a nutjob, a tinfoilhead or even enemy of the state. Who wants to be any of those? So there are some amount of actual people that believe the same as conspiracy theorist but are too afraid to open their mouth. Therefore the amount of people openly questioning the "truth" is smaller.
Sometimes conspiracytheorist have actual proof, but it is usually debunked somehow. And being the underdog to begin with the others believe the debunkers more. These are all the reasons that make it hard to believe in conspiracys.
I know, I fucked up when I wrote it. By the time I'd realised it was too late.
Nothing will happen. it was based on a lecture by Ian Crane who thinks that the WHO are secretly running the world and are in cahoots with the Illuminati to exterminate 80% of the population. It was an RP. And you all bought it.
I chose Italy as the starting point because supposedly Italy was the first country to report a UFO crash back in the 1920's.
It was all horseshit.
>believing any happening after the September fiasco
I think it boils down to misconceptions. I believe that something like the illuminati exists, but they don't know they exist. They're just a bunch of rich cunts who got to know a bunch of other rich cunts because of their status, and influence each other the way your friends influence you and vice versa.
People outside that inner circle see this and think they're conspiring. They see a bunch of companies with close ties doing the same things as each other and blame it on lizardmen or whatever. But think about it like this: Would you call it a conspiracy if I went to go see the movie all my friends were talking about? Would you claim we're a dastardly organization if I went and bought a video game so I could play it with them?
This, most likely. She was just a young teen that wanted to be famous and was most likely abused by those in power. When she was old enough, she rebelled and wanted to do her own thing and have no part of the Hollywood Stepford model anymore.
I don't have webms, but there is a scene in Victorious of a giant crab spanking Victoria Justice, There is a scene in Zoey 101, where a girls got inflatable boobs, and in Amanda Bynes Show, there is a scene where Amanda is shown like a puppet and someone is grabbing her boobs from behind.