I always feel like shit, even though I take all my vitamins and eat a lotta veggies. I crave raw meat and blood sometimes. It's freaking me out senpai. Could I be a sanguinarian vampire? Maybe I'm being haunted by an entity of some sort and that's why I'm feeling like this?
>"I take all my vitamins"
>being so uneducated about biology that you take vitamin tablets seriously
Well, I shouldn't be surprised. This is /x/.
But no, you aren't a special snowflake vampire. You have iron deficiency. Stop taking tablets and start adjusting your diet.
Same. I'm tired all the time and I love hunting. I also crave meat and blood. Sometimes I smother dead animals on my body for the shock factor, especially for attention on /b/. Does this make me a vampire or does it point to anything supernatural? No. I am a normal young adult. It honestly would be awesome if I was like this because of a supernatural phenomenon but that is unlikely.
Here. Have a picture of a bird between my toes.
This is becoming /an/. Both of my birds are girls. One is named Burd, the other is named Billie.
Burd likes to eat flesh and drink blood from the animals I bring home from a hunt. I wonder if she is a sang vampire.