UFO conspiracies

>>17268568
Xcom2 feb 5th.

>>17268568

You seem to have missed the turn to
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>>17268572

UFOs aren't /x/.

UFOs aren't ghosts...

Are they?

>>17268568
Nice weapons thread m8

>>17268568
what if the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs was a space ship that contained humans

>>17268575

0_o

That... that's actually an interesting idea.

Why would humans want to kill the dinosaurs though?

Imagine a battle dino, a trex mount, etc

>>17268576
it would've been an inevitability from launching a shuttle across galaxies and into a planet. the humans inside would be in cryostasis for centuries until the shuttle calculated that the world outside should be habitable

>>17268573
No, they're secret military tech. Didn't you see tonight's episode?

>>17268578

I don't watch tv. The only time I've actually enjoyed watching tv was when I smoked weed.

TV was amazing then.

Also, going through puberty and constantly rewinding to jerk off to nudity.

TV fucking sucks when your sober or not horny.

>>17268575
>>17268576
>>17268577
So why exactly would it take them over 65 million years to show up? Why is their evidence of DNA similarity with other apes? Why is their evidence of ape ancestors we commonly share with other modern apes? Why do we look similar to apes?

No, that theory doesn't hold any water at all.

>>17268580

We were genetically engineered to look like native animals.

It's the perfect camouflage.

>>17268579
>Also, going through puberty and constantly rewinding to jerk off to nudity.
Kids these days.

>>17268568
At first glance it resembles an old aircraft identification chart, like a real quick glance.

>>17268598

That was the closest to thing to porn I had besides national geographic