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One year ago one of you magnificent motherfuckers...
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One year ago one of you magnificent motherfuckers predicted my engagement and marriage to the woman of my life.
I've literally met her 1 month ago, at christmas, and we're getting married next month.
Thank you, wherever you are.
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Something that happens to millions of people all the time? Must be magic
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Be sure and come back here two years from now and tell us about the nasty divorce.... what? I wasn't supposed to tell him about that. Fuck it, you're not the boss of m
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>>17265566
I will, double dubs.
After all, time is a flat circle.
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>>17265555
Fuck dude?
First contact with another human?
Married after 2 months?
You're one of 4 things
An E1/2 from any of the armed forces
In high school
Retarded
Or just got your first gf and you're old as shit
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>>17265578
We are literally perfection.
Soulmates.
A wizard predicted this, for my blood.
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>>17265555
>getting married after just 2 months
enjoy your assfucking ;^3
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>>17265583
Ok so that narrows it down to high-school student
Or first contact with a human female ever
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>>17265583
You best hope she ain't your twin flame senpai, in which case I would halt the fuck outta that wedding pronto.
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>>17265593

Yes, pegging can be fun! Good call anon.
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>met her 1 month ago
>getting married next month
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>>17265555
>I've literally met her 1 month ago, at christmas, and we're getting married next month.
just how fat is she?
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Fool.
Ive been with the same girl for 10months and dont even want her to move in yet..
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>>17265611
Pretty spoopy if you ask me
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Are you from california? My neighbor and myself have been making fun of the girl down the street. She met some dude a few months ago and they got engaged on her birthday. lol I was like that fucking twig must have never gotten pussy or just loves the ever living shit out of her. Either way cheers!
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>>17265562
SEVEN BILLION miracles and counting.
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>>17265571
A two pair can never defeat a four of a kind.
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>>17265555
Bad life choices.
/thread
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>>17267596
It would be nice if some of those miracles would pay taxes...
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>>17267767
No, no not really. That wouldn't make anything better for anyone. Trust me when I say anonymity isn't what builds nations.

And honestly, shame the fuck on you for trying to justify your shitty perception of immoral reality on this board. Fuck the fuck off, I don't care what time period you come from. Fuck off back to /pol/.
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>>17267740
My evidence says otherwise. All things can perish.
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>>17265555
Well well well. If it isn't all the hallmarks of the hive protocol I created.

I wonder where my hive went off to while I was waiting in the white void? Perhaps the Fae have all defected?
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>>17269088
Ah! But the dubs of deadly silence say otherwise!
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>>17265555
I remember a thread from about a year ago, maybe a few months more, where this guy said that he was "the real deal" and would help answer our questions and stuff. Obviously there have been hundreds like these on /x/, but there was something weirdly authentic about the answers he gave. I asked him a bunch of stuff and all of it has come true and the advice he gave was perfect. I have no doubt in my mind that he was indeed the real deal. Is it possible we're talking about the same guy? I too sometimes still think about him.
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>>17265555
"Marry in haste, repent at leisure."
There's a reason this is a proverb.
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Enjoy being divorce-raped, anon...
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>>17270533

That's pretty gay, thinking about other men.
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>>17270533
Self fulfilling prophecy. He probably gave you generic advice and cold reading-tier predictions. What was it that came true?
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