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It's the day of the premiere and there is not one fucking thread?

For fucking shame, /x/. Fuck your skinwalkers and card readings.

What's your favorite episode?
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General Hospital is having a premiere on a Sunday?
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>>17264669
I was looking for a thread. I'll probably have to go with the circus town episode.
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Anasazi
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When Major Briggs gets super creepy in Beyond the Sea, I shit my pants. I'll think about this scene sometimes.

A++ Episode
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>>17264669
The one where Mulder visits the old Indian in the cave and the Indian tells him "ALIUMS IS REEL" and Mulder goes "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and then nothing happened for 10 years
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I like the one when they are in a dark place and they have to use their flashlights.
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>>17264669

The one where Skully whips out 'em 'ere titties and dances around with one hand on her cooch.

You know, that one.
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There was this one episode where they were investigating something paranormal and it was my favorite episode.
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>>17264669
>What's your favorite episode?
Squeeze, no contest
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The Donnie Pfaster episodes are my favourite
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>>17264777
Just watched that episode the other day anon, Tooms is a great character
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I like the episode where there are aliens but you don't see them
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>>17264806
good stuff
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There's an episode where Scully starts out really, really skeptical and by the end, while she isn't totally convinced, she grudgingly admits something odd has happened.
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>>17264669
The vast majority of people that frequent this board weren't even born when X-Files originally aired.
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>>17264839
le 90's kid xxxDDDD
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>>17264669
deepthroat is a great episode
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>>17264833
oh you
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I like the ones where something happens and the soundtrack is all these violins plucking
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>>17264839

Oh dang you're right. I forgot that most forms of media have no permanence and cannot be later discovered, rewatched, and played again.
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my favorite episode is where scully is the straight guy and mulder is the fonz
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>>17264677

excellent MoTW.
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The Lawn Man
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my favourite episode is where that guy turns around and says "you wanna see something really scary?"
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My favorite episode is where scully is killed by the alien dictator, and Mulder goes super saiyan
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>>17264706
that was a good episode
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>>17264669
The one where Scully gets fucking ruined by some rapist, then her and Danny Dyer fuck the rapist up the arse with a shotgun.
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There's one where Mulder is warned not to dig any deeper into a case, and he comes up with a clever way to pursue the case anyway.
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>>17264930
just like in my hentais
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I like beyond the sea a lot. Not the best episode but it's just one of my favorites. Brad dourif was awesome in it. And it has some of the worst dialogue on tv.
>I lied on my police report, Mulder... I didn't notice any suspicious activity.
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>>17264932
great episode. my second favourite after the one where scully doesn't think it's a good idea to pursue the case but goes along anyway.
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>>17264669
the one in the woods with invisible red eyed creatures
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my favourite episode is where they're in the jungle and the alien mimics one of them by saying "anytime"
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>>17264669
'The Host' because it gave me nightmares as a kid.
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>>17264959
Aww, look at flukey. What a scamp.
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>>17264688
>Scully's Dad was running a secret government wormhole program the whole time!
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>>17264669
The one where the Lone Gunmen go to DefCon in Vegas.
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>>17264959
Oh damn, that one gave me the spooks for a long time when I was a kid. I was pretty scared of murky water for awhile after seeing that episode.
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There's one where they go to a small town and everything is not as it seems.
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>>17264987
Yeah I think I hovered over the toilet seat every time I took a shit for about a year.
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my favourite episode is where that little chick says "all are welcome. all are welcome. go into the light."
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>>17264990
that was a good episode
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can't wait for the slenderman/goatman,skinwalker episode in one of the new seasons. you just know that some hack indentured screenwriter is going to eventually reach the bottom of the plot barrel and come up with nothing but yt memes.
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My favourite one is the one with that ghost kid that froze to death in the woods and says 'Im Cold' when they see him
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>>17265047
Elisa lam episode.
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>>17265081
yeah, followed by the dyatlov pass incident episode.
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It's nowhere near the best episode, but my favorite episode will always be Jose Chung's From Outer Space
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>>17264669
Favorite concept episode was "Theef". Spooky hoodoo magic man.
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>>17265047
>new seasons
>plural
Anon, I'm so sorry you had to find out like this.
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>>17265141
Kek. The /x/ files.
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>>17265154
dream on if you think it's only going to be a limited run miniseries
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Scully gave me a redhead fetish at an early age.
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>>17265047
Ehh, is they can make it actually interesting I have no problem also why the hell is a skin walker assossiated with youtube? Isn't a fucking native legend?
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>>17265171
Can you imagine how expensive it must be to have Duchovny on payroll?
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>>17264677
Filter
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>>17265191

Just convert some of that money into porn and you'll be fine.
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>>17265191
I'm kind of imagining perhaps not quite as expensive as one might think. he hasn't exactly set the world on fire since the first run. I know Anderson is pissed at what they've offered her for the reboot. if it's any kind of a hit this reboot, there'll be more. just think of what they were paying the Friends cast towards the end there, and happily so because it was such a hit.
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>>17264669
Spontaneous combustion kid is my favorite
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>>17265183
because yt's a meme factory? don't get your point. just search youtube for skinwalker and you'll get mine.
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My favorite episode is when the computer was on the fritz and Mulder didn't know what was going on.
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>>17265047
Didn't they already do a skinwalker episode?
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>tfw X Files and Twin Peaks are in the same universe.
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>>17265305

And True Detective tried it's hardest to shoe-horn itself into Twin Peaks' world
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>>17265305
Twin Peaks is amazing.

I came here to remind you that in "The Truth" the smoking man in the cave tells us all that world ends/aliens will return Dec 21, 2012... Assholes.

But anyways I'm excited. Can't wait to see new episodes.. "hope the smoking man is in this one..."
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>>17264669

When two airforce pilots dress up like ayylmaos and abduct two highschoolers, then are subsequently abducted by another jim henson-esque clay ayylmao, and mulder and scully have to interview neckbears and weeaboo's about what happened
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>>17265305
everyone tries to reference twin peaks, even cartoons like adventure time, hell there are weebtoons like soul eater draw heavily from it.
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this thread needs more Scully but i dont have any
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>>17264669
This board needs to be revamped, big time. There's no real direction. No solid culture. So much potential. This board could be on /b/ and /pol/ levels of influence. Just needs to be more appealing.
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>>17264669


Probably the episode where Mulder is being stalked by a giant insect that camouflages itself as a human being. That's my favorite monster of the week episode at least.

Anyways, I wanna talk theories: Anyone have some ideas on how they're going to explain why Aliens didn't invade on December 21, 2012, and how The Cigarette Smoking Man somehow survived a missile to face?
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>>17265376
when the tard surge hit there was a push to divide /x/ into a fun spookie board and a /tin/ board to dump the mental illness into, but moot is a faggot elemental and left the board to rot.
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>>17265376
>This board could be on /b/ and /pol/ levels

wait...
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My favorites are War of the Coprophages, Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose, and Bad Blood.
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>>17264669
How do ya expect me to have a favourite episode when today is the premiere faggot? Fuck off. And everybody fuck off with your fanfiction.
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>>17265356
Love that one.
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>>17265424
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I wanted to watch it but I can't find it so I watched Jewish Jesus instead.
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>>17264669

Hopefully it's full of alien cuckolding
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I like the one where the black guy inside man dies, and writes a clue to Mulder in his own blood.
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No aliens this season, only VENUS
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>>17265522
my fav is when mulder got probed by the government and saw a doritos style space ship in deepthroat
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>>17265175
Bro, watch Under The Dome. You can thank me later.
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I've waited so long.
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>>17265595
Tell anyone and you're a DEAD MAN.
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>>17264669
Can't remember specifics. But the best shit was when they were shooting in Canada. Loved all the outdoor scenery shots and car driving shit, aw yea.

Then they started all the stuff in DC which is when the show got really boring visually at least.
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>>17265657
they went to California, not dc
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>>17264959
that was a good episode!
another one that have me the creeps was the insect boss episode.
I found this synopsis:

'Anyone who has worked in a call centre can relate to Gary Lambert, a man who, trapped in the world of his tiny office cubicle, starts to lose his grip on reality andimagines that his seemingly decent boss is actually a giant monster, bug-type thing. So he does the only rational thing he can and takes the entire building (and Mulder) hostage in order to prove it.

Lambert dies but passes on his delusions to Mulder, who also begins to see the monster.It is a very scary thought, being the only person who sees something wrong but no-one will believe you. But the episode itself was very nearly ruined and, apparently, wouldn’t have been scary at all were it not for the help of computer technology.'

link to 10 spoopiest epies:

http://whatculture.com/tv/10-scariest-x-files-episodes-of-all-time.php
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>>17264669
I personally loved the Drew Carrey/Ernest Borgnine epi
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>>17264839
Who in here was around for the original airings of Twin Peaks and still has proof the Berens were stained? Ignore that second part.
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>>17265666
Are we at gamefaqs or something? What's with the autistic pedantry? I never said they filmed in DC
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Never watched an episode in my life. Should I just start with episode one?
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>>17265747
Yeah, if you start right now you might be up to speed before the next ep airs.
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>>17264674
Habeeb it.
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>>17265752
Uh... episode two airs tomorrow... its a two day in a row start to the miniseries...
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>>17265217
No shit, that episode got me into Filter's first album like no ones business. The rest are shit though, sadly
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>>17265152
That was great later episode. Billy Drago starred in some seriously questionable roles after that and it was sad.
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>>17265217
nice shot, man

and that song still holds up today unlike a lot in the same genre
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>>17265399
That was a fantastic episode.

I'm sure the invasion has actually already started, but covertly? Also I can't remember the exact reason William was necessary to the super soliders (other than being the only survivable half/half hybrid), but I do remember Jeffery Spender injecting him with magnetite and him being 'normal', which could have put a damper on plans... Somehow.

Yeah CSMs death was pretty set in stone. Unless he was a clone or something. No way he could have been a super solider himself
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>>17265799
Yes I was making a joke about the guy watching 9 seasons of television in one night.
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>>17265152
agreed. I vaguely remembered parts of the beginning of this episode and thought it was a dream until I came across it a few months ago. nearly shit myself from deja vu feelings
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>>17264669
Home by far.. Keeping the mother in a drawer under the bed as a breeding machine is prlly the most fucked up shit ive ever seen
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>>17264669
>It's blood.
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>>17265171
>>17265191
read an interview with them and duchovny said he'd be willing to do follow up seasons if this one is successful, but they are "getting too old" for this
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>>17264669
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>>17264980
Three of a Kind. Beyer's opening intro has held up so well into these years. The death of The American Dream. It's really fucking sick.
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>>17265909
this is my favorite Simpsons episode
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>>17265976

I watched it today in anticipation of the new x-files.

>I bring you peace and love!
>"YAAAH!" written into the grass as homer runs away

topkek
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>>17265838

It's been a while since I watched the X-Files but I remember various aspects pretty clearly.

I don't remember why William was necessary to the plan. I think it might have been that the fact that he was the only surviving hybrid makes him the perfect template to use for an improved version of the super soldiers. Remember, the fact that the Aliens are susceptible to magnetite is a serious weakness, but since William was clearly immune to it that's one huge advantage, and since they can't get near him now because of his magnetite, that would set their plans back.

As for Cigarette Smoking Man, it as I said in my original comment, I'm baffled by his survival. Perhaps they're baiting us and he isn't actually alive but just a figment of someones imagination, similar to the season 9 finale where Mulder was having visions of key characters who had died in previous episodes.
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1 MINUTE LEFT
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>>17264669

stream and chat

bretty good dot com

bretty good dot com
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>>17265342
Second season TD was shit. So no one cares.
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GOD FUCK THIS FOOTBALL SHIT JUST START THE SHOW!!!!!!
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fuck football holy fucking shit
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Anyone streaming this? broke college kid here.
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One eight eight eight369 4762
Call fox complain about not caring about football and about delayed xfiles
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>>17264669
this one
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>>17264806
Those were fantastic, x-files had such good bad guys. The Eugene Tooms episodes were pretty good too and I enjoyed that pyromaniac episode where the dude combusts his own ass in the end.
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I WONDER IF THEYLL CUT OFF THE SHOW FOR TIME : )
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Is anyone streaming the episode? No cable here =[
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>>17266057
calling them now to ask them if the aliens put them up to this.
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>>17266112
Lol me too
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[Wanting to believe intensifies]
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first one i ever saw was on halloween cause my older cousins watched it. it was the cops one. they told me it was a live episode of cops which freaked me out cause i lived in la, where the monster was running around and killing people. it took me longer to realize it was a tv show than 9 year old me wants to admit.
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Lights out! It's X-Files time!!!
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>shhhh, it's starting
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>>17264669
because the new one is bad and is just a poor attempt of reclaiming lost glory
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fucking finally holy fuck
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OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK...

/X/ FUGGING BONERRR
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OH FUCK THAT INTRO
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>>17266099
http://nowwatchtvlive.me/watch-fox-channel-usa-fox-channel-live/

HOLY SHIT they kept the original opening titles
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they kEPT THE ORIGINAL FUCKING INTRO
OH MY GOD
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>>17266155
Omfg!-'sbsnansndjskfjdkd
IITS HAPPENING!!!!!!!!! Bbbbbbbbb!!!!!
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>>17266169
>>17266168
>it's even got the "the truth is out there" part at the end like in the early airing
oh god I am more than ready fuck football for delaying this shit.
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Please don't suck... I want muh x files back.
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>UFOs have rebar
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tad o'mally is literally x and pol mixed into one
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Holy shit Mitch Pileggi is back too

>X-Files redpilling us on 9/11
is there anything this show won't do for us
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>>17266196
i hope this lasts longer than 6 fucking episodes. there are so many possibilities now
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Skeletor Anderson :( lost too much weight gurl.
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>I ONLY WANT TO BELEEB
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illuminati confirmed
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Duchovny looks a lot like Robin Williams now mang

>Bill O'Reiley BTFO
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fucking stream died fuck me fuck my life I needed this
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Just saw this after the NFC championship, did this originate from /x/? Is this the meme magic?
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>>17264669
Home
Drive
Jose Chung's "From Outer Space"
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>>17266218
Probably aliens
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>>17266221
It is the holy grail of our culture senpai.
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>Mulder in car encounters newly found /x/phile friend

>Newfag: Like you, I am a true believer
>Mulder: I only...
>want to believe
>YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>17266214
Yeah his chin looks like a chunk of wood now wtf.
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OH FUCK ALIENS
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>>17264669
The one with the inbred deformed family, I forget the title of it. Disturbing stuff.

>>17264839
You know what that ends up meaning? I don't really get excited about stuff anymore.

>>17265376
How many additional wizards, "vampires", and schizophrenics will it take to satisfy you, newfriend? In all fairness, /tv/ exists, and their horror movie threads are at least as good as ours. If you're having fantasies of grandeur, what you see is what you get. The notoriety of a board is directly related to how active its population is in view of the public. And no board is actually cohesive or uniform, that's a silly myth.

>>17265747
You should always start from the beginning and watch all of a thing, in order if possible. Form your own opinions based on direct experiences. If our tastes are even slightly different from yours, the episodes we tell you to skip might very well be the ones that would be your favorites had you actually watched them.

Considering your situation, I would suggest you watch the new bit until it's finished, then start from season 1. It's not like there needs to be a rush. If you need to watch something right now, you could do Twin Peaks (which is a far shorter series).
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Wtf!? That aliums was just mindin his own buziness!!
>#alienlivesmatter
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>>17266247
AAYYYYYYYYYY
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>>17266256
HE XINDU NUFFIN
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>>17266189
Lol yeah ufos look like wrecked buildings from iraq when they crash, who knew.
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Just me, or does the new BMan v SMan look horrible?
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Poor alien.. he dindu nuffin. :(
#Zetareticulilivesmatter
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>>17266241
I realize that just from the very few times I've been on /x/ but I'm wondering if it came from the show or if the show is borrowing /x/ memes
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>>17266267
it looks horrible
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That scientist that didn't wan to shoot the alien is probably bill mulder
Thoughts?
>aliens
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>>17266256
>he was just was flying between galaxies to galactic community college
>turning his life around at speeds unattainable by any known man-made aircraft
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>>17266278
that was my initial thought too
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>>17264839
I was around 5 months old when it originally premiered. So I missed out on the original run, but I have seen every episode and am a huge fan. So there is that.
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>>17266275

I think a little bit of both. We borrowed it first, then we used the memes for our power.
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>>17266285
>>17266278
Naa, that's roswell and Mulder wasn't alive
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>>17266278
that's a good possibility, didn't think about that. I don't remember Bill being a scientist in the original show though.
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>>17266275
It originated from the show. It couldn't go the other way because /x/ only dates back to like 2007, and the show was over by then.
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>>17266305
Mulder wasn't alive for roswell, it can't be him
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>>17266317
Talking about his Fox's dad, though I don't honestly know when he himself was alive either. It's been a while, I need to rewatch some of the mythos episodes.
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>>17266301
Bill Mulder. Fox mulders father.
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>>17266301
Fox mulders dad
And I don't think he was a scientist either but he could have been before he joined the syndicate?
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>LUCIFER premiers tomorrow

Oh, cool. We go from the old /x/ culture of paranormal to the bastardized comic of Marvel.

>from the old /x/ to the new /x/ of shitty satan and lucifer threads
>FOX execs confirmed for stalking /x/
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It's a nice looking replica, but can it beat the kessel run in under 1.5 parsecs?
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>>17266327
>>17266338
>>17266345
This man's a doctor not a scientist, I think it's someone they'll meet later on, but you guys are probably right
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nO ALIEN CONSPIRACY???????????
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It was the government.
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>>17264839
that just made me feel old as fuck, thanks for that
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>>17266361
>>17266362
>mulder being surprised that the government is taking some bitch's babies like it's some sort of revelation
this shit was old hat in the original series, I like to think it's something deeper but I feel like they might be jumping the gun a little for Mulder going "but what if it wuz all a lie!!!"
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ORCS
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>>17266374
PG 13. INTO THE TRASH IT GOES.
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OH FUCK IT'S MITCH PILEGGI
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>>17266372
it's too soon for this shit in the show.
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Mitch sharing alien genes with keanu confirmed. Dude had to grow a beard and still doesn't look older.
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>>17266361
He dindu nuffin
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Hooray 9/11!! And 2nd amendment right conspiracy theories!! Just what the show needed!!
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aLIEN HYBRID CONFIRMED.
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The X-Files, now with more /pol/. It's perfect.
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this fucking show man
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>>17266358
Called it.
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Im...

Im so happy

I have my show back...

finally...
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epic bad acting on the porch wtf
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>>17266425
You did. Good call.
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Tat O'mally confirmed for Alex Jones
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>>17266436
but it's shit now
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Sveta confirmed for my 3D waifu. You fags can have scully.
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>>17266447
were on a shit stream where the audio is fucked up

its the first episode

just stop
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>>17266447
It's the first fucking episode.
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Pusher

And all of the alien conspiracy episodes especially the ones with Krycek.
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>>17266447
You'll still watch all of it.
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>Scully mad that Mulder is possibly bangin Swiss cheese belly girl
Women and their drama
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How fucking similar is this episodes ideology and fox news' ideology.

I am getting distracted by it.
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>>17266438
Eh true but let's keep watching.
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>>17266438
I really feel like that was the first scene they shot. Ever since the first trailers, that scene looked off, like they were still trying to remember their shtick.
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>>17266438
Cool, it wasn't just me thinking it then
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Oh boy everyone dish out moolah for XCOM 2 and Lucifer subscriptions on HULU!

>FOX ads everyone
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>>17266467
because I want to believe
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Elk and Elk confirmed for the most badass birth lawyers this side of the mississippi
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>>17266470
You can counter this discomfort by heading to tumblr to discuss the stream and have your biases confirmed by the lesbians over there.
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>>17266481
Nice.
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>David Duchovny
>Gillian Anderson
>Mitch Pillegi
If fucking Krycek returns from the grave I'll have everything I could ever want

If fucking Dogget or Reyes show up I'll throw up blood
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>>17266477
Good call lol
Prediction: csm is back
And YouTube guy is evil
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>>17266493
Agreed. I dont care what bullshit they have to come up with to make those retcons, I wants them.
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>>17266468
Seriously. Men never get jealous or pissy. Look at /r9k/.
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>>17266493
what about xzibit?
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>>17266486
>not liking fox news and it's biased conservative views
>"you better go to tumblr"
Maybe the guys an independent that appreciates both sides and individual values that they both have.
BUT NOOOO! IT'S EITHER YOU'RE TUMBLR BAD OR FOX NEWS BAD, NO MIDDLE!
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>>17266493
krycek is still locked in an abandoned missile silo
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Tad is /xpol/!!!!!!
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where the fuck is the Syndicate or its remnants or what is going on what or the Faceless or what?
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what the fuck am I watching, fuck you FOX
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They just literally summed up /pol/'s perspective on the world in 5 minutes
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The 3 most previous minutes

Holy fuck this show has gone full /x/-to-/pol/ crossover...and now they've brainwashed viewers.
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SCULLY IS FUCKING LYING... JEALOUS BITCH... SHE'S LYINGGG.
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This scene is giving me the biggest conspiracy boner. It's like they combined every happening inno one.

They forgot Ebolavhan though.
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xfiles dropping truth
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>>17266493
I liked them
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>they didn't even mention the Jews being behind all this

Channel changed
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>>17264669
Will they cover this bombshells eventually? The slush fund for their NWO plot?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j61dWtJrsgY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=667&v=fl9i0zXDVGs
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>>17266523
They ignored Muslims, conspicuously

They avoided picturing Obama, but featured Bush 2.

The hate for petrochemicals reeks.
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>>17266512
Just because this show isn't about gay marriage and feminism, doesn't mean the show is right wing holy shit.
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>>17266513
Pretty sure he got his shit shot by AD Skinner later in the series, I remember the ending of the episode you're talking about

but you can't fucking stop Krycek, he's like herpes in a good way
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SHES LYING
>SHES LYING
SHES LYING
>SHES LYING
SHES LYING
>SHES LYING
SHES LYING
>SHES LYING
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>>17266523
Kek
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this fucking show is redpilling the fuck out of everyone right now
>>17266532
i don't think she's lying. I think SHE'S the one with the alien DNA.
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What if by the end of the premiere the government officially released aliens discovered and showed them live
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Does anyone else miss Millennium? I was going to start watching it again. The best episodes were the Morgan and Wong ones like the whole Rooster and Owls mythology.
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>scully being a dismissive bitch as usual
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>>17266512
Im the guy that posted the Fox news thing.


Thank you.
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Redpilled show? Just started watching.
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>>17266513
Holy shit they never showed him escape. The one that got shot could have been a clone!
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im lost without Kiri

hurts brehs
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>>17266540
Being real, they weren't bad honestly. Reyes was so-so but dogget's character had enought ime to grow on me. It's still time away from Mulder and scully, I'd prefer if they had a spin-off that ran with X-Files, not during it.
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Props to them dropping those redpills.
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>>17266533

So dank.

Anyone else follow David Wilcock? He has a theory that a lot of scenarios of attacks on America in TV shows is a way for people with knowledge to broadcast that knowledge of said theory so that if it was actually perpetrated people would know it was a false flag.
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>implying the Jews aren't behind this cover up
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>>17266554
that was a lot of redpills for the average viewer to swallow all at once
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>>17266554
oh trueeeeeeee!
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Scully confirmed for hubrid
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Sculls is an alien!!!!
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is this why cars have sunroofs?
>>
cover it all up
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SVETAAAAA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
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>>17266607
Omfg cancer man!!!
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HES BAAAAAAACCCKKKK!!!
>>
SMOKING MAN

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>
SMOKING MAN
NOW WITH BONUS NECK HOLE
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OH SHIT NIGGER YOU ARE THE REAL SMOKING MAN
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>the Jews are abducting her back to Israel
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Shut it down!
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>>17266613
We have a problem...
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what is happening i can't see powers out
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lel they hid william b. davis' name from the opening credits
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>>17266554
People are being bluepilled with doublethink.

Are you going to believe anyone that talks about those topics now that they are all X-Files memes?
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>I made dis!"
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HOLY FUCK
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the cancer man is now the stoma man
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WANT MOAR
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Smoking Man is back!!!!

And he pretty much pulled a "Shut it Down" on that girl
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>>17266629
>you made this?
>...
>I made this
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So what'd you guys think? I liked it. Lookin forward to more.
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Ahhhh . . .
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>>17266638
its got skinner and smoking man

im in it for the long haul
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>>17266628

what if the illuminati are just blatantly telling us all this cuz it's actually going to happen and they warned us through dank /x/ memes.

which falls into their rule of telling us about the shit that they are doing beforehand..
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Plot summary:

Sculder was wrong, /pol/ was right.
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>>17266638
Very exposition heavy which was expected, mostly skippable by redpills and old fans. Ep 2 looks sick.
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>Cancer Man is alive

...wasn't his head blown off with a FUCKING ROCKET?
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>>17266630
I thought that actor was dead.
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>>17266638
it was good actually. i hope it stays good. they changed it up this time by full on showing us and mulder proof of aliens instead of continuing to tease it as much as they used to.
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this is shit ill never watch another episode. also mullder and scully look old. should have never brought this show back
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>>17264839
I was less than a year old at the time but if you ask my parents they will tell you I used to watch it with them even though I was so young. That explains why I lived with the theme song in my head for my entire life.
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>yfw "aliens" only abduct qt3.14's
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>>17266650
He looks dead. But I didn't see Jim Henson in the credits.
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I liked it. /tv/ can go suck dick
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>>17266644

SHUT IT DOWN, SHUT IT DOWN. SHUT IT ALL DOWN
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>>17266650
Nope
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_B._Davis
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>>17266657

>Old characters look old

Intredasting
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I wonder what will happen to this guy eventually, hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Is it only going to be 6 episodes and no more?
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>sit down to watch the premier
>fucking Normball running half an hour late

[screams externally]
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so wouldn't it be more timely to make him "The Vaping Man" now?
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I'm mad they took the nice neat box of "The Truth" and were like NOPE, THAT WAS ACTUALLY NOT TRUE. THIS IS WHAT IS TRUE.

Unnecessary imo
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>>17266673
ya, that dude is fucked.
>>
even though I saw it via an ass stream I'm glad the X-Files is back, and that they are touching on all the modern tropes of conspiracy.

The McHale character is surprisingly less grating than I thought - he's interesting as the Icke/whatever analogue.

Seems like it'll be a fun end to the X-Files if it goes nowhere, and it could be a return to form if it picks up. I'd even be down for a new team to pick up in the footsteps of Scully/Mulder and Dogget/Reyes. The Scully/Mulder dynamic is great but I think the best part of the late game X-Files was the introduction of the new pair.

Shit could be good.
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>>17266675
Imagine how many people DVR'd it only to find they only get to see half of it. Great fucking planning FOX
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>>17266679
The fate of them all
Took a few screencaps of the stream link while I was watching
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>>17266674
If the show pulls good enough ratings they will renew for more episodes.
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So all it took for Mulder to question whether or not the shit the FBI had been feeding him was a lie was the word of an internet personality and a random woman?

Are you fucking shitting me?
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kiri is hotter the scully
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>>17266684
MFW Mini Independence day
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>>17266675
I love the x files and the panthers, so... a good night for me.
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>>17266684
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>>17266556
Millennium was ahead of its time. It was a dark, fucked up procedural about 5-10 years before that kind of show was popular.

I rewatched it a couple years ago and holy shit, that show was so brooding and depressing you almost can't breathe marathoning it. Wife dead, loses the kid, plague wipes out half the city, and ends up in a mental institution. Frank Black got the ultimate bad end.
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>>17266684
the green laser dots going through her window = predator

it's an attempt at setting up a new movie franchise: x-files vs predator or XvP
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>>17266638
They went balls fucking deep
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>>17266696
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>>17266689
They had to set up the plot/theme/arc or whatever in a single episode so yeah, he had to swallow the retcon pretty easily.
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>>17266628

See >>17266577

I don't think everything on TV is evil. What if this x-files is a way to BTFO the Illuminati and be like "aight y'all niggas if you pull this shit we will know".

I understand your point that everyone who believes that will just be able to be ridiculed for taking x-files literally but the show stayed pretty true to facts.
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>>17266696
see >>17266700
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>>17266688
As long as they can make it just like itused to be. Where they had a new plot every episode. Then it will do good. But if they follow some dumbass storyline then it will go to shit. Take Fringe for example. It was almost an exact copy of the x-files. It got great ratings in the beginning, then they went off and followed some shit story, causing it to be cancelled.
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>>17266638
I liked it.

Not a huge fan of the Michael Bay explosions, and the acting was meh (just like the old X-Files!), but aside from that it was good.

I can see the conspiracies being a bit on the heavy side this episode for normies, though.
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>>17266703
android wins again
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ending it with Smoking Man....nearly lost my shit. can't wait for tomorrow
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>>17266673
He's trying his best to look like an old Jew so they won't blow him up next. He needs to move to South Florida and complain a lot if he wants to have any hope of surviving incognito.
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>>17266261
(Three consecutive crying emoji)
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>>17266699
I have the owl in the our our tattooed on my inner arm. Millennium is a show that really changed me.
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Alright, things are off to a shaky start.

Here's the thing: We've been here before

We had an entire season where Mulder was convinced that there weren't actually Ayy lmaos and that it was simply the work of the Government working to control things.

I recognize that everyone is concerned by the fear mongering load of shit that is essentially /pol/ that they spouted out, but I'm glad that Scully was there to explain to them how much of a crock of shit it was.

Ultimately I think that we're seeing another instance of Mulder convinced of even crazier conspiracies than Aliens. There's so much lore to go over here its insane. There are things here that Mulder shouldn't be surprised about, but then again it could be that his opinions have changed over the last decade and he's finding out details that were relevant previously and in turn he's rediscovering information, and going through the phases he did before. As in, he's assured of Aliens, then is convinced it's a global government conspiracy to make the people BELIEVE it's Aliens, and finally he'll learn the truth behind whether it's Aliens, Government, or both.


The point, which may or may not be lost in the jumble of shit I just wrote, is that right now they're attempting to rewrite the entire lore of the series and thus there are complications at hand. They've set the basis for what will happen now and it was filled with /pol/ levels of absurdity, but I'm hoping they're building it up in order to reveal something less stupid but perhaps equally insane.
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>>17266703
I fucked didn't start capping until like halfway through the episode or I'd have shit of the alien and the UFO crash

really looking forward to tomorrow
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>>17266703
So does Fox have his own homebrew OS or what? Do you think he records his calls and stores his data on a secured server? Do you think he scans cell towers for monitoring software?
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>>17266699
and lara means went crazy i think. i remember her flipping a billion coins alone in a cabin or some shit.

this is who we are
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>>17266689

No you dumb fuck it was her genes, she sequenced her genome and found out the girl was telling the truth.
>>
just got done watching the royal rumble where can i see this???
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>>17266728
He didn't know that at the time he believed her. The sequencing on her DNA only came back as positive for ayylmaos at the end of the episode.

When he first met her and started to question everything she was just some dumb cunt.
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>>17266661
Wouldn't you? I sure wouldn't be abducting and impregnating tumblr landwhales if I were an alien.
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>>17266724
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FUCKING HYPED! He cheats death yet again!
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All those XCOM 2 commercials make me want to see an official collaboration with The X Files.

The Syndicate was the precursor to EXALT.
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>>17266742
pretty sure the original ending of the series isnt canon at this point, they did admit they had to just end it cause they didnt know how to finish it off
>>
there better be a live thread tomorrow
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>>17266740
I feel like Gillian got plastic surgery.

>>17266720
I like this post.

I really hope they don't gloss over the supposed invasion of 12/21/2012.
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>>17266710
Wonder how he feels about Google spying on him
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>>17266748
ingenious marketing
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>>17266753
>I feel like Gillian got plastic surgery.

Because she did.
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>>17266752
or what faggot what you going to do but whine?
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The men in black episode where mulder finds a dead guy suited up like an alium and screams like a bitch.
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>>17266708
I agree, but they only have 6 episodes to pull people in so they'll probably need to focus on a main arc instead of doing 5 monster of the week eps.

I predict that they're going to try and fit monster of the week and main arc into the same episodes, and maybe have more story centric eps for the 5th and final ep of the season.
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>>17266750
Oh really? I didn't know they were doing that. Where does the canon end now?
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>>17266766
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLLBrh_PeT4
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>>17266763
Or make the thread myself?
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>>17266750

No, it's canon.

This miniseries is qualified as a season 10, making the final episodes canon

There are a few complications here. They have amazing lore but they're finding it difficult to find a direction in which to take it.

I think they gave it some thought with this new series and that they know where they want to take it. There were some weird /pol/ like conspiracies being introduced that downplay the role of Aliens, but I believe they've got a plan on where to take it, and they're setting up certain expectations so they can promptly destroy them with a revelation that will clarify many aspects of the series and tie it all together.
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>>17266768
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>>17266720
Chill bro, the episode is purely there to establish 1) the theme and story of the season
2) exposition, explaining what has happene d before for the new fans
3) the retcons required for returning actors to please the old fans

There was no way this ep was going to be that good, there was too much baggage to sort through. Ep2 will be great.
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>>17266740

>>17266774
I like to think that's what will happen as well, I have high hopes but with AD Skinner and Smoking man there's no way it can be that bad
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>>17266777
Oh snap!

I'm so glad to be wrong.
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>>17266777
are they purposefully alluding to mein kampf? that's what i thought of when i saw the episode is titled my struggle. didn't see any nazi references though
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>>17266750
99% sure he might have had some forcefield or some shit, who knows. Hell maybe he had some sort of alien tech to fix him up.
>>
to sum it all up, XFILES just red pilled the entire fucking nation
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>>17266800
The jews are in the spaceships
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>>17266805
man we saw his face melt off lmao, itll be interesting to see what they do, in before clones
>>
>tfw alex jones
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>>17266808
https://youtu.be/ZAZhtT-dUyo
Kek
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>>17266813
MAYBE HE WAS A SUPER SOLDIER
>>
was x-files only brought back to help with upcoming disclosure? think about it
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>>17266806
lmao. that whole conspiracy about FEMA prisons and a new age take over soon and banks closing all would have sounded pretty real to me had I not lived through the embarrassment that was the September 2015 "happening"

End of the world shit, never again.
>>
I don't even care how they try to justify smoking man's return, I'm just glad he's back. His character focused episode was always my favorite.
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>>17266820
What disclosure
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>>17266820
interest cycles every decade
>>
>>17266817
Fucking died thanks for the laugh anon
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>>17266823
We are in a global deflationary period

September 2015 did habben, we are just slowly suffocating
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>>17266824
Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So you're stuck with this undefinable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while there's a peanut butter cup or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast and the taste is... fleeting. So, you end up with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts. And if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you got left is an empty box filled with useless brown paper wrappers.
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>>17266843
I'm just saying people who prep for a shit hit the fan scenario will never see it. it will be a steady decline not a "army knocks down your door and everything is on fire" sort of event that /pol/ said would happen.
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>>17266850
I used to have that monologue memorized. Probably one of my favorite scenes in the whole series.
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i didn't know /pol/ watched xfiles
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>>17266864

Of course they do, xfiles just redpilled murica
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>>17266872
Completely the opposite, just like the original series, it served/serves to marginalize conspiracy theorists. It's the Stephen Colbert of this kind of shit. A parody that almost passes itself off as serious but we all know it's supposed to be satirical or in some way a misrepresentation.
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>>17266819
>>17266819

He was surrounded by magnetite mountains at the time of his "death". He was no fucking super solider
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>>17266880
Welcome to TV 2015.

>mfw there was a literal Burger King countdown / timer overlay leading into the Burger King commercial
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>>17266857
I agree with you totally. It's a slow decline that people who aren't paying close attention will never notice. They *kind of* got close to framing it that way during that whole monologue at the end, but then they had to mention that there would be a big evil takeover at the end of it.

You don't notice the gradual changes in anything over the course of even a few years. Everytime someone points out that our freedoms are a little less, or the financial world is a little more fucked up or whatever, that'd be the great big "conspiracy" happening. A slow, staged decline.
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>>17266889
WELL MAYBE HE WAS A SUPER SUPER SOLDIER AND NOT EFFECTED BY IT
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>>17266720
"We have been here before"

ya, I love it. I missed the x-files. If I wanted a new show I would watch a new show. I like here. I am ok with having been here before.
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>>17266682
You take your opinions and ram them far up your ass
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>>17266899

Ha k
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>>17266800
your not a big shot writer working on the x files with a fox news sized budget and accidentally skip over things like the awkward phrase 'my struggle' directly correlates with one of the most influential books in world history.

what does it mean? idk. but if it is an accident then I am Celine Dijon.
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>>17266823
So cause it didn't happen when the mistress of truth (aka Kerry Cassidy) and her war correspondents David Doescock and Ben Fulford said it would, then the whole thing is a wash?
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>>17266788
Poor Gillian hit the wall.
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>>17266134
That's actually a really cool memory, anon. It must have made that Halloween really memorable
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>>17266275
how old are you child, 13? fuck

can i say the f word on here? i know its full of babbies so i probably shouldnt
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>>17266278
no, because Fox Mulder, clearly, meets up with him in present day.. did you watch the episode or were you looking out your windows for skinwalkers?
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>>17267418
It was posted while the show was airing
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I hope Jack Decker makes an appearance
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>>17264669
I've to wait… wrong country.
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