I haven't been properly scared for a decent number of years

>>17262737
Your best bet is probably to have a nightmare. If you hesitate at all at the idea of having nightmares then we know you're afraid of at least one thing.

>>17262798
I don't hesitate at the thought so much as I wonder how I'm supposed to induce nightmares at will?

>>17262737
Put on a KKK suit, set a cross on fire, walk down a bad alley in Detroit.

You'll be scared, if you make it back.

>>17262806
Eat something with a lot of hot sauce about an hour before bed.

>>17262809
Walking down an alley in Detroit is enough nigga

>>17262821
Do you want to be scared, or literally shit/piss your pants/shaking in fear?

That is, if you fear death.

>>17262806
>at will
Get a load of this faggot. Thinks fear is just some bullshit emotion that you can just will into being. If only true fear were so trivial a matter.

>>17262832

Thanks for your brilliant addition to the conversation.

Post your street address ITT. We'll coordinate some true fear for you.

We've got fears for years.

>>17262806
I had a spooky nightmare the other day. I was sleeping and two spirits came in, it was obama and his wife, they were whispering about something and then I told them off, suddenly I felt as if my life force was being sucked away to my left into an abyss, and then I woke up because It was sleep paralysis and I didn't want to be spooked all night.

Be careful for what you wish for, once the fog clears and you see what's behind it there's no going back

>>17262838
Pretty much this, but after getting used to it instead of being scared it's fun to just fuck around with them. (you know who)

Join us OP.

>>17262832
>>17262838
>>17262841

Do the RPers actually read what they type? Or are they genuinely autistic enough to think this is "so edgy cool!"

>>17262834
There's a point to it, if you aren't too much of a faggot to see it.

>>17262845
>genuinely autistic
Generally genuine. Most people are, if you listen closely enough.

>>17262845

Do the uninitiated actually read? Or are they genuinely [REDACTED]

>>17262737
Fear isn't put in you, you'll have to face something actually dangerous to feel fear
My best advice is going camping for a week, there's spunky shit out there..

>>17263019
You got spunk kid, I appreciate that but in teh real world where ay lamao is taking over it ain't gonna help just sayin'

>>17262737
Damn it looks like OP is a kill. I was hoping we'd have fuel for a good real spooking here.

>>17263043
dang...

>>17262837
>tripfag makes a low-quality blogpost
I'm shocked