What happens when the universe realizes that were aware

>>17262290

it farts, yawns and returns to bed. Universe is lazy.

>>17262290
It wouldn't care.

>>17262290
How do you know it's self aware to begin with? Got any proof?

Have you been on social media, or looked at the state of the world? I wouldn't worry about the universe becoming hyper aware of itself anytime soon.

it'd shitpost on 4chan about it and nobody would believe it

>>17262290
>when the universe realizes that
Universe here. Can confirm I'm not that attentive.

Experiences of an abstract intelligence making contact with you.

It has to be careful though, like a human picking up a chick our hearts can stop out of fear.

>>17262290
>when empty space realizes that we know its self aware

The most retarded post i've read on /x/, someone please make a picture of empty space realizing that we know its self aware.

>>17263651
Can't tell if serious... There's a lot of room to be creative with a request like that.

>>17262333
We're all some autistic kid's dream, and he ignores humans because it upsets him.

A sentient creation is born.

IE: mankind.

We are the universe experiencing itself through these bodies.

>>17263651
This my good sir is turning into comedy gold

>>17263673
Literally the plot of Mr. Nobody. Great movie.

>>17263651
you mean the dark matter in that empty space you are talking about?

>another fucktard who misunderstands the double slit experiment

>>17263651
This please I'm on my phone !

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>>17263680
Here you go

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>>17263714
Fuck me I actually felt that way a couple minutes ago.

Yeah, I've been thinking about this. I'm starting to think that all of this is just some kind of experiment or that this is just a movie

Plus when light passes through the first slit, it passes through as particles and doesn't turn into waves until the second slit has opened

>>17263691
Ate 5 grams of mushrooms and watched that movie. Changed my life.

>>17263956
Oh wow. I can only imagine what that was like.

>>17263966
Interesting. It was my second time trying the mushrooms, and I ate them and just picked the movie on a whim. Took me on the journey of my life. Had to watch it twice to make a lick of sense though

>>17263714
>universe is mildy socially awkward British man