Hey /x/ So, this is something really mysterious and creepy I

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One of the few threads I've seen about this on 4chan, which I saw like a year ago, they were talking about one channel like this but it had some obviously intended to be disturbing. There was really weird things like real mouths being edited onto the characters and stuff, and I think there was some occult stuff in the videos too. The channel didn't have many views, but people who commented things would be replied to with evil-ish things by the channel. I guess it was meant to lure kids in and scare them or something. The guy in the videos had a really heavy german accent. I'm sorry I can't link it, but I'm pretty sure the channel was banned for breaking community guidelines or something.

Anyway, I'd go ahead and delve into this mysterious world yourself. See if you can find anything crazy and/or spooky and bring it back here.

Well OP, I also looked into this in the past, and I found that all these cahnnels are just run by indians, which is why everything is so low quality, everyone has poor english skills and why there are milion of views.

>>17260218
Well...this is very disturbing

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I can see a lot of comments in this language (I don't remember how it is called)

>>17260277
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSQxjB1Jdkw
These guys are clearly American.

>>17260318
Also, in the 62 million views video, there are a lot of incomprehensible replies on the cars for kids comment.
Does someone have a clue on what those are?

>>17260332
Some of them are clearly people from nonwestern countries who don't know what they're doing and some are clearly bots. Why? Who knows.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rnkX__SqIM
This is really strange. What are they trying to accomplish with these videos and the fake comments (they are obviously not made by real people, it's just glibberish)

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>>17260348
>epic rap battle

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>>17260329
But this video is a lot more normal. I would actually let my kids watch this, as opposed to the bizarre bootleg shit that was OP's video. It reminds me of those uncanny bootleg toys you'll sometimes see threads about.

Maybe they are just trying to get their own views up by using bots, so they can make more youtube money with cheap content

>>17260332
It looks like they were bots made to reply to the comment to make it one of the top comments.

>>17260353
That doesn't explain the views and the comments.

Strangely it is always the same song. Some shit about fingers

children are attatched to licensed characters.
its not that wierd, they are bright and flashy.
heroes and guardians,
models and viewpoints.
if they just use them, they can get views from kids on their parents ipads.

>>17260329
I'd like to show those girls MY daddy finger

Maybe it's some sort of college thing? like for child development majors or something? The millions of views come from the searches for these things. The comments...if we can get some translations, that'd be helpful.

I've ventured this rabbit hole before. The pit of hell known as jonny jonny you can't return from this pulnge telling the lies 4684357 THE KING COME DOWN

>>17260318
It's arabic. First one says something like ''calm for children'' and second ''you're stupid''. Not very good with arabic, but it's still weird that someone is watching and commenting on such weird videos...

wtf this one has over 1 billion views
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HP-MbfHFUqs

>>17260348
Things are getting better and better... O_O

>>17260385
>jonny jonny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olWG6jiMV0g
...

>>17260515
Whoah, have you seen the first comment?

>>17260515
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Baby_Bum

>>17260540
This one doesn't even make sense, the papa's not the one asking the questions

>>17260218
Seeing all this I come up to a conclusion which is simple:
It's to violate the young minds of kinds who own tablets and parents do not care to have control of, if you are or you know someone like that explain them the situation and everything a kid could look for in their tablet is either cartoons like these (and they get led here by the tags) or by games they want to play.

Solution: Find a streaming website with cartoons for them and 1 with flash games for them. Block everything else. Allow them to play it of maximum 2 hours per day. Youtube is a garbage dump for the last 3 - 4 years.

>>17260569
>kinds
kids*, sorry rushed my post a bit.

>>17260569
You're one of those morons who would buy a pink floyd for babbies cds aren't you?

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>>17260561
>Plot twist
>The little girl is named Papa

>>17260574
what the fuck are you on about nigger faggot?

>>17260594
www.youtube.com/watch?v=To1uj4ww4Tw

>>17260540
>>17260561
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yhj3kFiRE0

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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1C0x6WPqAavZoja1Qga-uw
holy shit

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>>17262014
I was not prepared for this.

HOW DO THEY HAVE 100,000 SUBSCRIBERS?

>>17262040
I DON'T KNOW
THIS IS THE FUCKING BIGGEST ENIGMA ON THE INTERNET WHY DOES NO ONE KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THESE FUCKING CHANNELS

>>17262044
It must be some sort of scam to rake in ad dollars.

>>17262044
It's just youtube's related videos feeding it to millions of tablet owning little kids

youtube is completely rigged at every level
the ai even manipulates it heavy...
if you start making videos with actual truth.. good luck and god bless you

>>17260218
"you do the hucky pucky"

I fucking lost it.

I have a channel with 21k subs and I have zero idea how the fuck it is these people managed to get away with fucking the YouTube system this much. If you're partnered and get caught botting you actually get sued. There's no way in Hell that 100,000 people are actually watching this shit. Likewise I really don't want to sit around for one of these to upload something to see how fast the views inflate.

Last year someone else found a really bizarre channel based around this shit called "hey kids". Seemed like a crazy ass Indian troll but who knows.

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This is actually pretty easy to deconstruct. The videos exist to make people money and here's why. Most videos in this admittedly weird style you will watch have advertisements enabled which shows the channel has commercial interests. The random amalgamation of characters is intentional so somebody searching for anything will come across them. Lets ay your kids liked spiderman and you wanted to get them off your back. All you would have to do is pull up a search on "spiderman kids nursery" or something to that effect and you can find one of these videos. By including a multitude of characters the same can be said about peppa pig, superheroes, etc. The massive amounts of views is probably a combination of repition among younger viewers and people floating the odd videos around social networks. How many of you havent come across that video about "johnny" eating sugar? Theyre just gimmicks designed to make money through youtube advertising.

>>17262430
Wow how do you do that

Has anyone downloaded the audio and checked for some sort of backmasking in the vocals? I'm on my phone and can't do it rn but there's gotta be some subliminal shit in there

These vids make me really uneasy

>>17262201
That one is actually a troll. Most of his videos have some hidden dark humour.

>>17262430
e ex dee XD

>>17262458
But I can't quite believe that parents showing their kids nursery rhymes generate so many views.

>>17262458
But why would there be SO MANY of them?

Monitoring this thread.

>https://gyazo.com/0457a286001e38b292b72c240ef83834
It honestly looks like they are having conversations in gibberish

This actually isn't as weird as it seems, I have a 3 year old nephew, and when I have babysit him I ocassionaly just search for random videos on youtube, stuff like this, and for some reason, he likes them. Those videos probably have so many views because of lazy parents who just sit their kids in front of the computer, and they are poorly animated simply because it would be senseless to make more effort into animating these, it's made for children, and they don't care if it looks like shit.

>>17263435
Doesn't change the fact that Spider-Man is flying a nazi plane

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>>17260218
Really simple explanation for the bizzare content and amount of views.

Basically the channel is fake and no real people have interest in it. It was made by some Asians or maybe eastern Europeans, but my money is on Asians.

The views are obviously from a botnet, and also the comments.

I dont know if YT knows these guys are fake, but I would assume not since these channels and videos wouldn't exist without the financial incentive to make them.

>>17263757
Indians

>>17263728
It's most likely a random model they stole, the people making this videos clearly don't give a fuck.

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>>17263777
Indians are Asians.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULzUvpIsWrI
What. The. Actual. Fuck?

>>17264012
This is what you watch when you graduate from watching spongebob while blazed.

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SHIT I FOUND IT
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwMI_JZQ68oHHYdFKi82YLg
FUUUUUUUUCK

>>17264632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5lziOD9bqk

This is really weird. A lot of these channels have to do with "Surprise Eggs", whatever those are. If you look in some of the comments, e.g. the comments for this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULzUvpIsWrI
all of them are by the same kind of channels.

This leads me to believe that these are bots which support, watch, like, and comment on each other's videos. I believe these may be owned by a company, as there are many videos/channels related to "Surprise Eggs" whatever those are.

>>17264719
To add on, clicking on any one of these channels gives you similar results. I went to the "Wild Adventure GIrls" channel and all the comments were in support, saying something like "Liked and Subscribed!"

To add on to the bot point, the channel even responded to posts in another language, despite it still using english. This is very likely just companies with established networks of bots trying to get adsense money or views/advertisement.

These guys are heavily Indian as well. Look at this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7S3VYjxaYZs
He speaks in Spanish at some point as well, or at least it seems to be that to me. This is a fluent human voice, not a robot of any sort. Some guy sat down and recorded this, including his eyes and mouth, and edited it into this.

This all connects back to the surprise eggs for some reason. Go into the comments/discussion of any video/channel related to this and you will find the surprise eggs. This is crazy. Look at this channel I found, it's a bit out of the norm.

https://www.youtube.com/user/themikedownespage/videos

this finger family shit is pretty odd
https://youtu.be/dsGcMQ9_g8E

Look up surprise eggs. That's the owner/origin of all this shit. There's thousands upon thousands of videos of them.

Jesus Christ, this is ridicoulous. I look at a random article on these "Surprise Eggs" and found this:
http://www.candyindustry.com/blogs/14-candy-industry-blog/post/86646-why-the-internet-loves-kinder-surprise-eggs
An innocent blog post, but look down at the comments. Particularly the youtube video. It's part of the network of bots! This isn't restricted to youtube; it's like the JIDF of kinder surprise eggs.

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>>17264942
>mfw when /x/ found a real conspiracy for once.

>>17264942
>>17264985
But WHAT does any of it MEAN

>>17265067
spooky ghost aliums own kinder egg surprise market?