Zombie Survival thread.

Website is http://innawoods.net/ If you didn't know, by the way.

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Going out with some fucking dignity.

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crack par

In a real apocalypse, would food and water be really as scarce as in tv and movies? When you think about it there is so much food and water in many stores and warehouses. Of course during the early days people will raid them but couldn't take out all of them because most will also die. Even late into it when its a small amount of people, still are going to die without consuming all they gathered.

>>17248416
Always nice to have it on hand in the wilderness though, right?

>>17248301
Bump.

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>>17248301
p normal

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>>17248330
>big heavy gun
>no protection from bites

>>17248539
Yeah, but I can have raves.

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>>17248416
Aight bro, see you when you get back

>>17248553
>shirtless and ushanka
>no vodka or USSR patch

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>>17248301
FIRE!

>>17248416
Within a month a good portion of what you'd see in your local grocers would be spoiled. Of the stuff that wasn't spoiling, you'd be dealing with what you could then prepare, use, get sufficient nutrition from, get before anyone else did.

For instance, there'd be plenty of dried rice. But assuming you even got any, do you have what you need to prepare it? Are you just going to wander around munching on it raw? How much nutrients and calories do you expect it to provide?

So yeah, when the human market and network isn't providing food, especially in dense urban environments, it can start getting a little hairy.

Water, in a lot of places, can be even worse. Even the best looking water can be dangerous, a situation that would only increase in a societal collapse as chemical storage, waste collection and storage, animal control, etc. all went belly up. So most water you found would need to be boiled or iodined, at least.

I could see both being pretty serious issues if that serious a social meltdown occurred. The trick? To choose a place with a lot of resources, but with an old, unhealthy population, like say Miami. A lot of people in Miami will just die because they're slow, old, sickly, unhealthy, etc. As they quickly and naturally thin out, that means more resources for the remaining people!

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>>17248301

Assuming zombies wander aimlessly (read: random) until they find a human, they act like gas molecules in a container, they will flow out any opening. Although high population areas will have lots of zombies, that number will eventually lower as zombies would randomly file out. Stay indoors where your supplies are (obviously this plan relys on having lots of supplies before hand, but that's useful for a large number of real word issues too) and wait for the local zombie numbers to lower till its safer outside. Outfit is to systematically make the local area safer and wait it out. The Nuts are meant to be nails and the axe has hammer and crowbar heads as well.

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>>17248347
Effective. Plenty of explosives so you don't run out early. This one would survive quite a while.

>>17248330
>plenty of ammo
>plenty of light sources
>no clothing, stay light on your feet and save cash for more important survival items
>carries a filter mask

10/10 would survive with.

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yolo

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Hope to god that the zombies are docile during the night -- relying on stealth alone.

Keeping items light on weight, so to move quietly and smoothly -- suppressors to help with both the USP and MP5.

Survive long enough to find others, but stay true to the 'lone wolf' role -- willing to leave if necessary

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I'm ready

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Britain reporting. Check out my sweet loadout.

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>>17248301
>>17248330
>>17248347
>>17248507
>>17248539
>>17248553
>>17248564
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>>17248911
No bog literally shit tier 0/10
>>17248698
I watch the walking dead tier 4/10
>>17248750
Immortan Joe tier would possibly ride into gates of Valhalla with 7/10

>>17249143
komrade-tier

>>17248330
You can never have too many glowsticks.

>>17249144
Ah my friend, ammo isn't the tool against the undead. Fire and hand weapons are. And alcohol and tobacco are the weapons against the living. And pickled eggs, well, who doesn't love a good pickled egg?

>>17248301
>http://innawoods.net/
am I retarded, why can't I save anything? Do you not just drag and drop it?

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>>17248301
>not being the necromancer who started the zombie apocalypse

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>>17248301
As realistic as I can think of.

>22. rifle for hunting small game and maximum ammo
>9mm for emergencies
>small amount of food/water because I plan on finding the humber river and moving up it until I get to a smaller town
>tarp/sleeping bag for night and I will make/find shelter
>utility knife/hatchet
>medicine and gun cleaning kit

Assuming that I am able to find enough food and game then I should be ok.

>>17249127
Bin that spoon friendo

>>17249127
Reported to the constabulary for dangerous assault cutlery.

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>all these idiots with no bogroll
Handgun is cz p01.

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>>17249283
Bloody jf.

>>17249308
>bogroll
>Handgun
Canadian?

>>17249317
No? bogroll is toilet paper. Very popular term in /k/ innawoods threads.
Handgun is a popular term worldwide.

Don't mistake me for a jihadi syrupfaggot again please.

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>>17248301
>http://innawoods.net/

For fun I did stuff that I actually own, but even though I fit more in my backpack that's some of the basics of what I have.

>>17249385
That's a good challenge! "Only items you have available to you right now, in your house."

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i prob would not survive with my stuff

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>>17249400
I already had a minor bug out bag with about 3 days max food, but hopefully I'll never have to use it. I figured its just good to have one in my pickup just in case even though I'd probably try not to leave my house.

>>17249483
Mine would have, like, a knife, a skillet, some super glue and a bb gun.

I kid, of course, but it's not that much better!

>>17249494
I could probably replace the wallet, but I think identification is a grossly underestimated asset. That stuff matters when trying to look legit, trying to send a message, or even just trying to look useful like "look how far I've come".

>>17249518

2.34/10, didn't bring a portable jail cell

>>17249526
a shit your right

>>17249503
You know, I'd never thought of that. I've always considered all that the first thing to ditch, being not a huge fan of the bureaucracy in the first place, but you make a solid argument. It pays to hold onto some of the trappings of civilization. If you run into civilization, they'll be pragmatic, and if you run into the wary, it might help show your heart is in the right place. Good point, anon!

>>17248416
I'd be far worse than movies try to portray. Read The Road.

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Gonna be a long hike in the mountains

>>17249549
I guess I thought maybe it would even show basic trust. Like I told you my actual name, not some made up history.

>>17249552
>the guy who made his own shotgun shells sealing them with candle wax

That brother was /k/ incarnate

>>17249580
redneck survivalist/10

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>>17248301

Does the app not have everything?

>>17249791
nah i was just fucking around trying to make muhammed

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>>17248985
Alternatively, go Solid Snake style

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>>17248301

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>>17250580
what are you going to a fucking rave?

>>17249791
Don't think it does.. Can't see attachements and a couple of other things. Most is there though.

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>>17250580
>>17250587
Zombie rave party... Yes, please!

think about it, what a better way of saying good bye to civilization

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>>17248301
Is this good, or is it bad?

>>17248301
not paranormal, saged and reported

>>17250580
Dawg I see you with the Vyvanse/Addy special. Ready for whatever.

>>17251345
>2016
>wearing a trenchcoat unironically

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Basically I would go around pouring gasoline on other people's settlements and blowing them up with my sweetass bazooka. But I would leave 1 person alive to shit themselves at the sight of dead bodies everywhere, after which I would reveal myself and offer them toilet paper, thus conning them into thinking I'm a good person. Once I've gained their trust, I would proceed to stab them at night and consume their flesh and repeat the cycle again.

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Gentlemen

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>>17248301
pretty much

>>17248985
eat nothing, hygene of a neanderthal
>ye but that loadout tho

what game is this guys??

What's up with you guys and toilet paper, it's the apocalypse... WHO WIPES

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Would rely on getting around at night and bunkering down during day, and I would probably try heading straight for some kind of safe haven.

>>17251400
The outcome never really was in doubt.

>>17251394
well that guy does look like a trustworthy fella

>2016
>still thinking bladed weapons are good against zombies

a crowbar would be the ideal weapon against these fuckers, only one super strong part instead of a handle and the blade both which can snap/break at any moment, no maintenance needed, handy for exploring and breaking into places, can be sharp if needed to

swords and axes means too much walking dead for you, mc fucking kill yourselves

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Strayyyyyya

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65 lb

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>>17251345
the bayonet and the bipod are way too far back and you have no asswipe

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In reality.

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Ghillieman

>>17248553
>le epick naked mann with a weird gear choice

XDDDDDDD

>>17249126
>>17248750
guns look like something you would make out of legos

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just relaxin in tha mountains

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Would you think you'd find this kinda shit on a hunter? Except post apocalyptic.

Followed Link. Can't seem to play. What game is this and can I play it on my Android or is it PC?

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>>17248301

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Meh, I prefer ghillie.

>>17248347
If you're playing insurgency, you don't have quite enough RPG's

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Fuck Yea

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>>17248301
best run

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imagine the UZI is a tec9 though.

i'll probably end up shooting myself after i blow some zambies up.

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I'm most likely dead, I live in an urban area, but there are some woods nearby. Might just go survive out there in isolation. This is only stuff I have now.

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I side with the zombies

>>17256688
Only using stuff I do have btw

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Hello Operator.

Might as well kill zombies with style.

>>17248539
>Silencer
>On a revolver
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFBAcz16GvU

No sound would be supressed

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I don't know if I brought enough ammo.

>>17248301
how is this a paranormal topic?

>>17257254
beause sambies

>>17256668
red dot on the machete
not sure if ironically used
kek

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Lets hunt these fuckers

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no arm meta

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OH YEAH

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I'll guard someone's fort innawoods, leave them food and whatnot, leave messages about where the hoards are, help them without a trace

>>17249255
>humber river

far as i can tell you're british or canadian. how's a hunting rifle, desert eagle, 2 silencers, and a shit ton of ammo "realistic"?

>>17257453
What kinda fucking saint are you, anon?

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>>17248301
Fuck your bog, with that much morphine I won't need to shit.

>everyone bitching about toilet paper
use a leaf you candy asses

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>>17248301
went for the most realistic build I could have right now

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>>17248301
I always have the same setup, be it zombies, niggers, china or cthulu

>>17256632
i wish you luck anon
have a good life in the woods

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I'm going how I usually am decked out because no one prepares except preppers and I am too debilitated to bother. This thing does not have common items like gum. I like gum, usually carry a pack.

I have my wallet, keys, knife. Useless papers in my bag, bottle of water and candy bar... maybe?

Whatever. I wish you all break your back trying to carry all your stupid shit camel's worth of stuff, clanking around.

>>17258468
Do you even lift bro?

>>17258519
No.

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tried to be realistic

I made a realistic one with all the stuff I would take from my house

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>>17258570
fuck forgot the image

>>17258466
Awesome how you have all those shotgun shells, and no shotgun.

>>17258567
Wouldn't a trench coat be kind of a bad idea? So easily snagged or grabbed, and not so easy to shed with all your gear and pack on.

>>17258660
Yes, but I wanted to be an edgy faggot. Camo would be ideal.

>>17258667
kek

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money will solve all my zombie problems

>>17248416
>water
there's water everywhere in the woods don't know what you mean by that

>>17258468
Most people in this thread are letting their imaginations run wild, or joking around, and that's fine. Others are being realistic, but making the assumption that they're at home and have some time to prepare. You're assuming you'll have your EDC only, which is not unreasonable.

OP should've started out with ground rules, like
>It's the zombie apocalypse! You have 30 minutes to grab stuff around your home before you have to flee. You can't bug in, you can't take longer, if don't like that then don't post.
>What would you have to survive with? Anything good you'd have to leave? Public transportation is not operating, do you have a vehicle or are you on foot? If you have a vehicle, no weight limit, otherwise it's 40 pounds or 20% of your body weight (whichever is less). Pets and children under five must be carried or left behind to die.

Maybe some added fun:
>Post number means something. If you're driving and you can leave in ten minutes, your head start saves you. After that, you'll hit some traffic: posts ending in 5 or 0 are in a hopeless jam and must abandon their vehicle and fight. Last number in the post after you is how many zombies you have to kill to escape (zero is zero, not ten). Could you reasonably do it? Assume slowish zombies and head trauma to kill.
>If you're on foot, and can leave in ten minutes, you get overtaken if your post ends on a 3, 6, or 9. After that, you're overtaken on a 2, 4, 6, 8, or 0. Same deal as above on how many you have to fight.
>If dubs, you're immune to zombieism and they won't attack you no matter what. If the poster after you has to fight, you can kill up to five of his zombies for him (assuming you want to).
>If trips or higher, you get zombie control powers, they won't attack you (unless you want them to), plus you can add or subtract up to ten zombies on each of the next three posters after you, even if they should've gotten away safe (this does not override dubs, though).

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i'd stay in my home, hiding in the basement as long as possible. then, i'd make my way to a bunch of abandoned houses in kent city, MI. i used to live around there and my current home is only like 45 minutes away. this would be risky, but hey why not.

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i think its great

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Spent waaaaay too much time thinking on this. But hardcore loner innawoods winter survivalist. Obviously I wouldn't carry EVERYTHING on me, but if my shelter was to go bye-bye, hopefully this is everything I had stashed away along with a source of renewable/stored food & water.

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Pretend to be one of them and survive

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Will head into the Adirondack mountains, plenty of fresh water and game

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Honestly nobody should be lying... No one would be able to survive innawoods by themselves

Taser to subdue people who try to fight, take their stuff and leave, hopefully not trying to kill them unless it has to come to that

Going for long-range tactics, never want to be too close to a gunfight or zambies in my opinion

Silenced everything obviously, Would be using knife and pistol for close range encounters.

Full body clothes to protect from bites a bit, but this will make it harder to protect against humans because I don't have any Kevlar

Give myself the "Workers and Peasants red Army" badge just so that hopefully people would know that I'm not shitrat bandit

Will always search for food and shit in hardware stores or whatever, that'll probably be the death of me though...

>TL;DR I probably thought too much about this

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Only stuff around the house. I'd probably head north as far as my truck would get me. Backroads only, of course

>>17258567
lol @ goggles on top of the gas mask

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you can't go wrong with olives

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Nice innawoods thread. Not zombies, but Aliens (still paranormal). A Weyland Yutani mercenary I made for a /v/ thread ages ago but never posted.

Yeah I suck at gimp.

>>17257792
wheresthedeagle.jpg
>that's a beretta you idiot

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Well, I'm all about practical.
>mfw I actually have nearly all of this, except the gun (argiefag, getting a guns license costs money).

I actually have a really good load capability on my mountain bike, so I already have a ride.

>>17260222
This.
10/10 would play

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>>17248301
How fucked am I /x/?

>>17264369
Pretty fucked, considering you have no ammo for that Glock, but for some reason have 4 boxes of rifle ammo that you can't use for anything.

>>17257376

I see your plan.
Just hide until somebody with a bunch of shit walks by and then taser them and take their stuff.

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There of course would be better arrangement of items IRL, but this is a basic guide to what I'd be carrying on me. Luckily for me, I'm married so my wife would be carrying whatever else that I can't carry on me.

The only thing I don't own in the picture is the M1A, but I'm looking to buy a .308 rifle relatively soon so that will fix that. (Just not sure if it will be an M1A)

>>17264570
Yeah, I don't know guns.

Fuck. I wish it was easier to tell what goes with what.

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>>17248301

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Oh boy, I hope I survive.

>>17256599
ok dylan

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>>17248301
Posting only what I have reasonably quick access to.

I have a bugout plan that works fairly well when converted to a z-day scenario: If we survive getting out of dodge there's a cabin built into the side of a hill a half-hour drive outside of town; the cabin itself isn't big but it's basement extends a bit into a small cave system where we've got food/supplies and a workshop for misc purposes.

After the initial wave, we'd work on zombie elimination and supply gathering; we'd prioritize nearby towns and try to rally any survivors into hunting raids; the more dead zeds, the better.

>>17248564
Dual-wielding fire-axes. That's a daring plan and I approve.

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>>17248301

Has anyone tried to make a tabletop using innawoods as a base?

>>17257129
If it's a Nagant, then the silencer will work. Otherwise, not so much.

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>>17248301
Pretty sure that the only things here that I don't own are the axe, kukri and utility vest.
This is assuming that I need to leave my house for some period of time or something, since living outdoors/extreme camping during any apocalypse isn't usually a great idea.

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>>17248301
I don't know SHIT about guns.
>>17248301
needs a knife but otherwise pretty solid
>>17248330
>>17248347
You guys should team up

How do I make one of these ? It's my first time in paranormal.

>>17265689
>big ol pot
>only food is dried fruit, beef jerkey, and a protein bar

>>17267138
Would make a great soup.

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Would I survive like this?

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going to the store what do you guys want

>>17267207
for a day and a half in an area you know like the back of your hand, yes. otherwise, you would starve, get lost, and get chiggers inside your butthole by day 3. but hey at least you have a claymore

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>>17267264
How about like this?

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Being realistic with the shit that I already own.

>>17267289
>4 loose AK bullets
>bolts
>cash
>still no tp

you're killing me

>>17267361
The 4 ak bullets are in addition to the full magazines, I didn't know how innawoods worked when I made this. I was going for a S.T.A.L.K.E.R sort of deal. How do you think it would last in The Zone?

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rate

>>17267385
a few days. you actually have less food than your first one.

>>17267389
no ammo/10

>>17267421
2lazy to save another picture and update. Other then ammo would I survive?

>>17267138
A pot is a versatile tool. It's functionally a bucket, to contain and move many kinds of things (water, mud, sand, snow). It also protects crushables within the pack.

If he finds water, he's going to want to boil it to kill microbes and parasites. If he finds food, he's going to need something to cook it in. Considering his knit cap, I'm going to assume it's winter where he is. That means the kinds of food he'd be able to scrounge up would be tough plants and tough meat. An hour of boiling would make those a lot more edible.

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>>17248301
how'd i do

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" As legal as possible in my home country " package

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>>17248301
>all those people above thinking they will be some sort of super military equipped motherfucker
this is the BEST outcome for us right now.
nerds

>>17268933
gay

>>17268933
It's fun to pretend.

>>17268933
>gun
If this was /k/ maybe, but I don't think most of /x/ carries.

>>17258468
nice purse. Carry a bag and not having even a multi tool or smartphone/lite... Are you nongunz? Why carry the bag if you don't put IFAK and gun and mags in their?

>>17268933
This is pretty close to my edc. Switch out the machete and goofy lights for medkit and extra ammo and you got my daily.

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My loadout niggas

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The zombie situation will be over before I run out of rice

>>17256555
Mate where's your arms ???

>>17256555
Where's your arms mate???

>>17248587
Rice has lots of calories. You'd need protein which would spoil much faster than rice. Even then the rice would start getting worms soon enough.

>>17267262
Aye bro pick me up a 12 pack I'll pay ya back

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The Hero of the new world

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>>17248301
The only worry I have is how many I can fit into my rape dungeon

>>17257792
Never seen .22 ammo before?
They pretty small and you can carry a lot of them, the best part is that is deadly enough to kill an human by a headshot or in the case of another survivor by shoting him and letting the infection and lack off Medical service take care off

>>17252399
Machetes and knives can be used as tools most of the time

>>17258285
The end of the world doesn't mean that we have to stop using paper toilet
It's what make us human

>>17264229
Go to your local villa for more ammo and guns m8
Or just kill any punga zombi, they probably got a knife or something

>>17248301
You're trying to take two cans of coke for a zombie survival? Are you kidding? Apart from the fact that they'd get shaken up from running so much and be worthless, you're wasting space on what could be two refillable bottles of water instead of something that will dehydrate you more in the long run. Not to mention you'd sugar crash after not having anything else sugary for so long. Be realistic and don't waste space! Also you'll want a rag for cleaning off the axe, otherwise its going to rust immediately and be pretty much a glorified stick later on. Always keep your blades clean.

>>17251345
Likely several times more than you could carry.

>>17256599
But what if zombies aren't in school?

>>17270223
that's still a gr8 columbine cosplay m8

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How long would I live?

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im gonna die

game name ??

>>17270635
Holy shit fuck off.

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Find the game : http://innawoods.net/ btw my char

I wish I could play this. Too bad my [spoiler]3DS XL[/spoiler] won't let me. Don't ask.
;-;

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Gave myself the handicap of two doctor bags because of my chronic lung problem. Other than the MP5, silencer, and thermal vision, it's all stuff I have. Plus, I know a place where I can get all 3 of those things near my home. I would honestly probably try to survive in the mountains by hunting, farming potatoes, and fishing. Honestly I probably could not kill a person (maybe if they were threatening me with weapons or something). The MP5 is for zombies and intimidation only. could probably have fit a tazer but unrealistic.

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britfag,why no guns, live in a suburban area and first thing to do would be head to shops, steal shit, step two, head to holiday home in scottyland before everything shuts down, then, fuck about.

>>17271659
forgot to mention, all equipment listed i have, no food listed due to aformented shops

>>17257376
Is that the famed electroyeti?

>>17249143
I get that reference.

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Bayonets fit to the end of the barrel guys, jeez.

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We have the technology.

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>>17248301
A realistic equipment with things that I already have.

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Ultimate setup against the undead.

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Just drive away.

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>>17275611
How long did that take you?

>>17275611
10/10

Made me laugh for a straight minute.

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pretty normal/realistic I suppose.

>>17249558
>no snacks for the road

>>17251400
hon hon hon

>>17275970
>pickled sausages

Mind you, he won't last less than a week, but it's there.

>>17260222
10/10 would play before thread does pls someone host game in other thread

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pretty realistic one

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Based on what I actually have on hand.

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....

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Here's all the shit in my room I could grab and pile into a bag within 5 minutes.

>>17271659
>not going to the Winchester, having a nice cold pint and waiting for all of this to blow over

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creo que con eso sobreviviria un mes facil

>>17276274
>G11
good luck finding ammo for that

>>17276687
>no spare clips or ammo (not counting beltbox because not for p90, glock, or luger)
>wearing full camo and body armor
why not just staple a sign that says "rob me" to your chest?

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>>17275619
>I already
I have edited it, I think it is better.

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>>17248301
Hardmode, you have 1 hour.

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Here you go.

Challenge mode, all this stuff is in my house and I could grab it faster than I made up this chart.

>>17265439
After seeing the site, I just might be.

>>17267262
You're probably in the top 20% right now.

>>17267305
Blankets, tarps, spare clothes. Nice to see.

>>17275611
>>17275699
It's beautiful. I can't stop laughing.

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Mall Ninja edition

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>>17249400
>>17249385

This is my on hand gear, but i'm kind of a nut i guess. Also there would be more survival type gear and smaller items. This program doesn't give enough room for small items.

Oh and the shotgun is in a scabbard on my back, but no real way to represent that.

>>17278399
ammo low af part from that everything else seems prett balanced and versatile

>>17278637
kek, death on first day

>>17278582
Same here

>>17280335
mine

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Seems as close to reality as I could probably get. Not a prepper.

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>>17249400
oy vey I'm in trouble

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All you need es peestol and doodoo papel.

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Stuff I actually have. Not bad, I guess. Regular innawoods stuff.

>>17282589
Why the fuck would you have an unopened bag of beef jerky?

What, are you JUST NOT HUNGRY?

>>17267580
not bad thought could use a little water

>>1726580
a bit to much but very thought out, use some water and a extra pair of glasses part from that good luck anon

>>17282612
How in the name of Aunt Jamima's sweet ass did you manage to omit the middle fucking 7 from that post? That's like some kind of high octane retard right there.

>>17250035
this nigga thinks he can carry 300 lbs

>>17251400
There's a spy sapping my sentry!

>>17283489
i never really was on your side.

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i'll be ready.

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>>17248301
I always try to make sure mine is only using the things at my house. I need guns.

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who /rustcohle/ here

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Welcome to...Godforsaken Hellhole!

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Rate me

Hard mode: Choose items that you can only find in your home, and can prepare to be moved in 5 hours

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Realistic mode
I have no way to legally obtain a gun

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Same as >>17265149, but more realistic. I have a car so I can store more guns, food, and shit. Plus I can set up shelter far in the woods.

At the moment I have about half a gallon of gas in the car which can take me about 20 cities away from where I am now on a full tank.

>inb4 grenade being realistic
that's my lucky hollowed out grenade