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>Be a new hire security guard
>After my training I am assigned a third shift patrol job a biological research facility
>Two months into the job and everything is normal nobody is around to bother me and I'm free to shitpost on /x/ all night
>Go out for second patrol of the night
>Halfway through, while walking through the labs, I hear scuttling sounds around the corner
>Slowly peek around the corner to see a giant ant standing on two legs
>He is looking down the hallway, facing away from me

What do I do /x/?

>Take that fucker our with my bare hands

>Leave and contact authorities

>Find a way around bug and finish patrol like nothing happened

Current information:
Class: Regular Human
Equipment: Pipe, phone, wallet and keys
Status: Healthy
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this is the second stupidest thread on /x/

congratulations
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Are u roleplaying
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>>17244106
Thinking more of a CYOA.
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>>17244106

>Current information:
>Class: Regular Human
>Equipment: Pipe, phone, wallet and keys
>Status: Healthy
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>>17244098
:(
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>>17244082
>>17244082

Are you 12?
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>>17244264
no im 4
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>>17244082
Go to /tg/
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>>17244082
I sneak on on the ant as I buckle my belt as quietly as possible and look for an orifice I can probe with my erect memeber.
>status: hard as a rock
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I bend the ant over as I slide myself into it as I say "always fantasized about getting my ant bent over" then I begin to thirst harder and harder as my keys jingle with each movement. I grab the ants antenna and pull them and say "you like that? I bet you do you dirty ant" and I slap it
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As a get ready to.climax I pull antenna hard and bite its.neck a little as I fill it with my love sauce. My legs shaking and sweat pouring I pull up my pants and light a cigarette....Then catching myself I.light another and toss the second one to the ant. "Here baby, you probably need one too after a working over like that"
>status: Satisfied
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>>17244082
>Find a way around bug and finish patrol like nothing happened

probably just hallucinations..
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>>17244098
What's the first?
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>>17244338
>turning down free giant ant sex

What are you gay?
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Why would you have a pipe?
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>>17244371
Had to have something to smoke the DMT out of , why else would you see giant Ants?
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