>Be a new hire security guard >After my training I am assigned

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2016-01-20 02:43:44 Post No. 17244082
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Anonymous 2016-01-20 02:43:44 Post No. 17244082 [Report]

>Be a new hire security guard
>After my training I am assigned a third shift patrol job a biological research facility
>Two months into the job and everything is normal nobody is around to bother me and I'm free to shitpost on /x/ all night
>Go out for second patrol of the night
>Halfway through, while walking through the labs, I hear scuttling sounds around the corner
>Slowly peek around the corner to see a giant ant standing on two legs
>He is looking down the hallway, facing away from me

What do I do /x/?

>Take that fucker our with my bare hands

>Leave and contact authorities

>Find a way around bug and finish patrol like nothing happened

Current information:
Class: Regular Human
Equipment: Pipe, phone, wallet and keys
Status: Healthy

Anonymous 2016-01-20 02:47:34 Post No.17244098
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this is the second stupidest thread on /x/

congratulations

Anonymous 2016-01-20 02:49:11 Post No.17244106
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Anonymous 2016-01-20 02:49:11 Post No.17244106 [Report]

Are u roleplaying

Anonymous 2016-01-20 02:49:58 Post No.17244111
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Anonymous 2016-01-20 02:49:58 Post No.17244111 [Report]

>>17244106
Thinking more of a CYOA.

Anonymous 2016-01-20 02:50:17 Post No.17244113
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Anonymous 2016-01-20 02:50:17 Post No.17244113 [Report]

>>17244106

>Current information:
>Class: Regular Human
>Equipment: Pipe, phone, wallet and keys
>Status: Healthy

Anonymous 2016-01-20 03:11:52 Post No.17244235
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Anonymous 2016-01-20 03:11:52 Post No.17244235 [Report]

>>17244098
:(

Anonymous 2016-01-20 03:17:45 Post No.17244264
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Anonymous 2016-01-20 03:17:45 Post No.17244264 [Report]

>>17244082
>>17244082

Are you 12?

Anonymous 2016-01-20 03:19:03 Post No.17244267
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Anonymous 2016-01-20 03:19:03 Post No.17244267 [Report]

>>17244264
no im 4

Anonymous 2016-01-20 03:24:04 Post No.17244287
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Anonymous 2016-01-20 03:24:04 Post No.17244287 [Report]

>>17244082
Go to /tg/

Anonymous 2016-01-20 03:30:02 Post No.17244304
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Anonymous 2016-01-20 03:30:02 Post No.17244304 [Report]

>>17244082
I sneak on on the ant as I buckle my belt as quietly as possible and look for an orifice I can probe with my erect memeber.
>status: hard as a rock

Anonymous 2016-01-20 03:34:06 Post No.17244320
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Anonymous 2016-01-20 03:34:06 Post No.17244320 [Report]

I bend the ant over as I slide myself into it as I say "always fantasized about getting my ant bent over" then I begin to thirst harder and harder as my keys jingle with each movement. I grab the ants antenna and pull them and say "you like that? I bet you do you dirty ant" and I slap it

Anonymous 2016-01-20 03:37:27 Post No.17244336
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Anonymous 2016-01-20 03:37:27 Post No.17244336 [Report]

As a get ready to.climax I pull antenna hard and bite its.neck a little as I fill it with my love sauce. My legs shaking and sweat pouring I pull up my pants and light a cigarette....Then catching myself I.light another and toss the second one to the ant. "Here baby, you probably need one too after a working over like that"
>status: Satisfied

Anonymous 2016-01-20 03:38:04 Post No.17244338
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>>17244082
>Find a way around bug and finish patrol like nothing happened

probably just hallucinations..

λάχανο (ID: !fnord/Hwv.) 2016-01-20 03:38:37 Post No.17244341
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λάχανο (ID: !fnord/Hwv.) 2016-01-20 03:38:37 Post No.17244341 [Report]

>>17244098
What's the first?

Anonymous 2016-01-20 03:39:10 Post No.17244343
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Anonymous 2016-01-20 03:39:10 Post No.17244343 [Report]

>>17244338
>turning down free giant ant sex

What are you gay?

Anonymous 2016-01-20 03:49:33 Post No.17244371
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Anonymous 2016-01-20 03:49:33 Post No.17244371 [Report]

Why would you have a pipe?

Anonymous 2016-01-20 03:54:30 Post No.17244388
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Anonymous 2016-01-20 03:54:30 Post No.17244388 [Report]

>>17244371
Had to have something to smoke the DMT out of , why else would you see giant Ants?

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