Psychic test

Oh, and I'm a girl by the way.

>>17242613
Revealing my sex would sway the result.

I shouldve used a trip but I don't know how or care to.

I'll give you a hint. I -LOVE- the dick.

>>17242606
I don't even think I am psychic, I just thought I would try.

>I am getting something with an A in it
>I am seeing a large city but not too large
>I can not see this only that you have a beard.
>You fell down and have a scar on your knee, the left one
>At 10:47 AM on the 13 of June the phone will ring and no one will be there.

>>17242606

Come on guys. I promise tits for each right answer.

>>17242620
>>I am getting something with an A in it
Yes
>>I am seeing a large city but not too large
Yes
>>I can not see this only that you have a beard.
Yes
>>You fell down and have a scar on your knee, the left one
No
>>At 10:47 AM on the 13 of June the phone will ring and no one will be there.

Spooky

Your name is Jonathan and you like to eat chili peppers.

>>17242620
>I can not see this only that you have a beard.

Silly, the only 'beard' I have is on my love clam.

>>17242629
Fucking nailed it

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>>17242606
psychic here.

tell me why i would want to waste my powers on mundane things like this?

>>17242634
Really? I had a very good feeling about it.

>>17242637
To prove to us that you aren't a phoney

>>17242637
>tell me why i would want to waste my powers on mundane things like this?

Because I posted to /x/, you owe me. Come on put up or shut up.

>>17242640
Nah you didnt get my name or my diet right

>>17242637
To prove yourself. To test yourself.

This >>17242620 person did really well and doesnt consider themselves anything. It was surprising.

>>17242640
Fuck yeah man, I mean my name isn't Johnathan but I do like chili pepers

>>17242650
Psychic confirmed

>>17242650

Moron, I'm the OP and my name is in fact Jonathon. But I've never listened to the Chili Peppers.

>>17242606
1. Alberdunkle vonBeskersatus, Esq.
2. Inexpressible Island, Victoria Land
3. 55
4. You once inherited a calliope. The calliope turned out to work for the mob.
5. In the next year you will accidentally swallow a bee. You may also swallow several bees intentionally.

>>17242665
No no, I was talking about the FOOD chili peppers. Not the band

>>17242606
>>17242625
How about you just share

>>17242637
Waste them? What, is there like a limited number of times you can do it? Do you run out of "psychic" juice or something?

>>17242665
Who is the moron now
>>17242670

>>17242606
Are you still here op?
You are 23

OP is a gubment.
Hes a spy.

>i am psiops king

>>17242680
I second that number. Feeling it as well

>>17242680
>>17242686

Sorry guys, wrong

>>17242691
Fuck less or more?

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>>17242606
>Andrew, but you go by Andy
>California
>It always changes and doesn't define you. That is like asking what was the last speed limit sign I had seen.
>Being a single child it was odd that you had a bunkbed
>You want me to say she is coming back, she isn't.

>>17242695
Cant say that kills the test

>>17242701
26 then

>>17242697
>>Andrew, but you go by Andy
Yes, spooky. I dont go by Andy, I go by Drew
>>California
No
>>It always changes and doesn't define you. That is like asking what was the last speed limit sign I had seen.
Wrong I have an age that is constant for 365 days from my birthday.
>>Being a single child it was odd that you had a bunkbed
Wrong
>>You want me to say she is coming back, she isn't.
I hope not...

>>17242705
No

>>17242709
24

>>17242713
No.

Kinda spooky you guessed my name, I mean what are the fucking chances? Nice one.

>>17242717
22 thats as low as I am willing to go

>>17242709
Ace?

>>17242709
Your name flashed at me so brightly I thought you where someone I knew.

You are not the person who I thought. Good afternoon.

>>17242726
That was you refreshing the page not you being psychic

>>17242724
First letter is correct, as is the number of letters in my name.

>>17242726
That's cool.

I'm sort of psychic. I played a lot of poker back when and I made a lot of money on my 'reads'. I don't see anything, I just feel intuition. I think this makes me receptive and transmitting when I want to.

>>17242737
That's why I was seeing the >>17242724

your name is ann. you live in kansas. you're 20. in the past you had a tricycle, a metal one? the red kind you see regularly. not every kid had one. an event of your future, i feel like you'll be passing some sort of test you need to take soon

>>17242739
Is your name Greg? That's the first name that came to mind when I decided to guess your name.

This thread is a clusterfuck

>>17242737
>>17242739
>>17242747
You are both faggots and not psychic

>>17242747
No, my name starts with the letter S but it's not my given name just what all seem to know me by, You might have heard of me though.

>>17242749
Shut the hell up chucklefuck

>>17242754
I'm picking up an angry faggot vibe from you... I think i'm right on the money

>>17242755
I don't know why I would've heard of you.

First guess is Sandy. Then Steve.

>>17242755
Holy shit your name isn't Greg? The first name that came into anons head wasn't yours? Your name starts with s? Stoggaf?

>>17242767
Fucking hell mate, you're a psychic. Stoggaf is my name

>>17242759
Ahhh he might actually be psychic

>>17242759
Or it might just be the shit in my colon

I am going to make a prediction.
>A person with a blue shirt will walk a dog on this cam
http://www.kshumane.org/kittycam.php

>>17242771
I fucking knew it

>>17242771

Holy fuck, that's my name too!

>>17242779
Tip a bin over anon

>>17242779
Are you going for a walk later or what

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OK, to make it easier, here is my picture.

>>17242794
Gross

Pah, easy.

>1. My first name
Generic human girl name.
>2. Where I currently live
Planet Earth.
>3. My age
Somewhere between 10 and 60.
>4. A life event of my past
You turned 3.
>5. A life event of my future
You'll die.

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>1. My first name
= Martin Mcfly.

>2. Where I currently live
= Hill valley.

>3. My age
17.

>4. A life event of my past
= November 5th 1955.

>5. A life event of my future
= October 21st 2015.

>>17242804
The most psychic answer I've seen

>>17242606
1. Walter
2. Aussieland
3. 33
4. Homosexual touching from older brother.
5. Fatality in Emu War 2.

>>17242826
>1. Walter
No
>2. Aussieland
Yes
>3. 33
No
>4. Homosexual touching from older brother.
No
>5. Fatality in Emu War 2.
Only if I'm doing the fatalities

>>17242826
On the plus side, this means you'll live through Emu War I

>>17242779
How much longer until you walk this dog?

>>17242841
The first emu war already happened ya dingus

1. Sydney
2. Texas
3. 24
4. Divorced parents
5. You will meet a handsome man in Hawaii who will rape you

>>17242853
Oh wow, there was a "Great Emu War." That's excellent to learn about!

>>17242606

1. Jeremy
2. Michigan
3. 27
4. serious biking accident
5. married a dude

>>17242606
>alex,
> a place small enough to easily walk out of but big enough to not know everyone walking down the street
>20's
>something concerning your sister in your childhood, or maybe a female cousin,
>You're sister (or female cousin) will be closer to than ever before in your 30's, I don't know why but I'm thinking of someone you know, right now can cause shit down the line


I'm not a psychic and don't really believe much of that mumbo jumbo but this seemed fun

try out me, please.

>>17242794
I'm psychic but I can't see your eyebrows.

>>17242910
Joe

>>17242943
waaaaay off bro

4. don't fuck up and end up homeless.
you think you have all the room in the world with a certain person, but you don't.

>>17242863
http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/running-ponies/the-great-emu-war-in-which-some-large-flightless-birds-unwittingly-foiled-the-australian-army/

>>17243310
Yeah, I was reading about that. Hilarious! But this looks like a good article. Thanks!

>>17242606
Gareth
Minnesota
24