Real life vs Creepypasta

>>17236405
I've never once received an unexpected package unless it was a surprise birthday gift.

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>>17236405
>Creepypasta
>"Oh look a creepy package with no return address. I think I'll just see what's inside. OH NO ITS A BAD SPPOKY THING"
>Real life
>"Oh look a creepy package with no return address. I think I'll just see what's inside. Oh, it's just a smashed rotten cabbage"

I've taken the creepypasta route more than once, hoping something /x/ related would happen. I've been ghost hunting, I've been to an abandoned asylum, I've tried rituals and ouija boards.
I'm more disappointed in the fact that nothing weird ever happens.

if I recieved a package I'd assume someone sent me something I needed/wanted me to have,

I'd open it, not even going to lie.