hey /x/, anyone remember that time that there was a zombie outbreak

Kentucky fag here, what?

>>17235447
Is this what the Democrats were complaining about tonight?!

>>17235455
my crazy old uncle told me about how they were using this chemical in vietnam that would stop poeples hearts. Then they woke up, but dead, and would eat people. I guess they were storing it in bowling green and the whole town was basically infected, so they fucking nuked it. I can't find anything about it, though, so I'm not sure if he's bullshiting me.

>>17235479
He's bullshitting you.

>hey guise member that thing that happened
>o wait it didnt

All ur keks r belong 2 me

>>17235479
>>17235525
Man, you know it's bad when even /x/ doesn't want to entertain it for a second.

>>17235479
Hmm I dunno anon that could've happened. Your uncle sounds like a legit source to go to.
Are you fucking serious?

>>17235543
Well, we can pretend they nuked a Kentucky city out of fear of a Zombie Virus outbreak...

Been to Bowling Green, can confirm that there are no apparent signs of the city being nuked, ever.

>>17235447
Source:
Uncle Jim Bob

are you 13 years old? why am i here? am i 13 years old? holy fucking shit thread

>>17235479
>my crazy old uncle
Well I'll let you determine if your story is bullshit or not.

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>>17235447
Good taste in movies, OP.

the town's name is paducah.
anyone who has been there can tell you that there is something very, very wrong with that place.

>>17235684
Mods

>>17235684
Meds

>>17235479
Isnt that a hellblazer story?

It was in 1985.

>>17235773
Oh yeah, thanks for clearing that up. I was starting to get confused there.

>>17235479
There is a college in Bowling Green Kentucky that has been there since 1906. It was never nuked.

It's a movie, Return of the Living dead. At the end they nuke Louisville.

>>17235479
Ky fag here can confirm bowling green is not nuclear, your uncle fuckin with ya

>>17236120
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>>17235892
Wasn't bowling Green the name of the rich city in the day if the dead remake?

I remember it, magical flesh eating zombies.. they wouldn't die.. so we nuked them

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>>17235447
First of all it was 80s Kentucky
second of all this is b8 because its a movie
a good movie, but a movie nonetheless

>>17235447
It was the 80s and it was a movie called Return of the Living Dead.

>>17235717
Just looks like the most American city ever.