>be NEET for 6 months >make a sigil that said "get

Yeah I'm sure over 100 people applied to work at your local McDonalds

>>17230228
Yeah, it's weird how you finally got a job after looking for and applying to places with open positions.

Must be because you did a doodle and then ate it.

>>17230237
Nope, it was a job in the oil industry which is currently getting BTFO which makes getting it even more unlikely

Because that's what did. Nice logic. Don't drink water though, you'll die.

Guys, you aren't giving OP the benefit of the doubt.
What if his job is to eat sigils?

Your boss is lying, and you know, luck is still a thing. Happy for you, though. :)

Same thing happened with me except instead of a sigil I got a tailored suit, had my resume professionally rewritten, and got an expensive haircut.

Stuff that never happened: The Thread

>>17232201

I like the cut of your giblets, dude

>>17232201
The thread is right here dude

>>17230228
This is a breakthrough!
Op you made a breakthrough in chaos magic.
I would suppose the energy came from your stomach juices, also it was broken up next to your major chakra centers.
Dude I'm not even sarcastic il try this shit also.

And yet you're still shitposting on /x/.

can you please draw this job sigil for me I am willing to eat it on camera

>>17236976
TBF the 2 things aren't mutually exclusive.

I'm eating my sigils from now on. Op is a good guy

>>17237088
Just ate 2 sigils. Will post thread soon with results

So if I write get a gf on a piece of paper and eat it, it might work? How do I make a good sigil?

You are neet but you searched for a job and you got it. All the other is just fantasy. Probably you're in America where you can work if you just want to.

>>17237158
try talking to girls instead of eating sigils

someone give me a sigil for explosive sexual energy,
ill eat like 7 every day and update progress.

>>17237186
kek'd

>>17230249
how is this sigil thing works, how do i do one myself.?

>apply for job
>get job
Spooky

Dude post the sigil!!

>>17236993
>>17237303
You know this Sigil thing is supposed to work by the work you put in it. The energy and thought that goes towards creating a Sigil is essential to it, as is the symbolism understood by the one doing the whole thing. Just using a random Sigil won't do shit.

>>17230228
ya gotta eat da sigil like gro-cer-ies.

>>17237355
Kek

>>17237355
goddamit

>>17237349
Unless the spirits want it to work. Wouldn't the spirits just make whatever happen they wanted to?

>>17237186
Couldn't he do both?

>>17237469
i heard girls can smell the sigil on your breath

>>17230228
That's exactly how magic works op! You went through with the ritual, and still put yourself in situation for the magic to work. Do it again with something else, and keep putting yourself in those situations

>>17237158
>>17237158
Op to make a sigil work you have to burn _or what have you) what you have written on said piece of paper, meditate/wish hard. But make sure you do talk to girls, or the magic wont have a channel to work through

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>go to /x/
>post paranormal experience
>be ridiculed

>>17237526

Hey can we go out for dinner ?

>>17237590
>walking down the street
>seemingly normal piece of trash
>pick it up
>i'm now haunted by gay ghosts
truly paranormal

>>17237590
All in good fun desu

>>17237590
>go to /v/
>post video games
>be ridiculed

>go to /pol/
>post politics
>be ridiculed

>go to /b/
>post something random
>be ridiculed

Just stick to the porn boards if you want on-topic discussion.

what is the usual payment for a sigil's help? your good luck? your health?

>>17237783
Was wondering the same

I made a sigil too, but instead of eating it, I put it in a slot that said "Applications here"

>>17237783
Your virginity

>>17239207
That mean anybody on /x/ is able to pay

someone post an example of a sigil pls

>>17239593

Right your will or intent. For example, "I am confident."

Note the phrasing. Not "I will be", not "I want to be", not "I wish I was", but "I AM".

Now remove the vowels: MCNFDNT.

Now remove repeated letters: MCNFDT

Combine these letters to make a singular symbol. Continually redraw the symbol to simplify and streamline it. Some say you must do this until you forget the original intent of the sigil.

Then "cast" it. How you do this is wildly up to interpretation. Burn it, ejaculate while picturing it, discard it, who the fuck knows.

Then, magic happens, I guess.

perhaps ypu were simply better than the other applicants. I successfully applied and got a job after not working for years due to illness, and they hired me, green hair and everything, because I had ''initiative'' or some sort of kak like that.

>>17236966
lolwat

>>17230237
KEK

>>17230245
so a gas station?

https://www.google.com/search?q=mecca+cube+inside

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>>17232200

> I got a tailored suit, had my resume professionally rewritten, and got an expensive haircut.

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