>be NEET for 6 months
>make a sigil that said "get a job"
>ate it because I was too lazy to ejaculate or burn it or whatever the fuck you're supposed to do
>next month I have a job and apparently beat out 100 applicants according to my boss
What the FUCK
This is a breakthrough!
Op you made a breakthrough in chaos magic.
I would suppose the energy came from your stomach juices, also it was broken up next to your major chakra centers.
Dude I'm not even sarcastic il try this shit also.
You know this Sigil thing is supposed to work by the work you put in it. The energy and thought that goes towards creating a Sigil is essential to it, as is the symbolism understood by the one doing the whole thing. Just using a random Sigil won't do shit.
That's exactly how magic works op! You went through with the ritual, and still put yourself in situation for the magic to work. Do it again with something else, and keep putting yourself in those situations
Op to make a sigil work you have to burn _or what have you) what you have written on said piece of paper, meditate/wish hard. But make sure you do talk to girls, or the magic wont have a channel to work through
>go to /x/
>post paranormal experience
>go to /v/
>post video games
>go to /pol/
>go to /b/
>post something random
Just stick to the porn boards if you want on-topic discussion.
Right your will or intent. For example, "I am confident."
Note the phrasing. Not "I will be", not "I want to be", not "I wish I was", but "I AM".
Now remove the vowels: MCNFDNT.
Now remove repeated letters: MCNFDT
Combine these letters to make a singular symbol. Continually redraw the symbol to simplify and streamline it. Some say you must do this until you forget the original intent of the sigil.
Then "cast" it. How you do this is wildly up to interpretation. Burn it, ejaculate while picturing it, discard it, who the fuck knows.
Then, magic happens, I guess.
perhaps ypu were simply better than the other applicants. I successfully applied and got a job after not working for years due to illness, and they hired me, green hair and everything, because I had ''initiative'' or some sort of kak like that.
> I got a tailored suit, had my resume professionally rewritten, and got an expensive haircut.