There used to be a book I owned about UFOs that had this on its cover, does anyone here know of it at all? I know this is a request, but it's really bugging me that I can no longer find it ;_;
is it this?
Go to the library and see if its with the other ufo books.
>have technology to fly across space at speeds that break laws of thermodynamics, relativity and motion
>visit most hospitable planet in nearby system
>still manage to find the one thing on it that fucks up your highly flammable craft
>crash like a dumbfuck
>teach local sentients how to make microwave ovens and novelty drinking bird toys
>they promise to never to let the rest of their kind know how much of a dumbass you are