Psychic in town told me I share a body with a animal spirit ,

>>17216559

Do you like to disguise yourself? Like, do you like to cosplay and wear a costume for Halloween?

Do you often find yourself wanting to set things on fire? Do you just in general find flames to be enchanting?

Both ,yes

>>17216596

Well, I don't know shit about Spirit Animals, but that's pretty funny if you know what a Kitsune is.

Maybe that guy isn't full of shit.

>>17216610
I do know in fact , it does sounds fun but I really don't know how to react on it , never thought it would happen to me

Yes OP, you're the next hokage.

Even assuming thats possible and everything is real, that shit wouldn't be happening to you unless you were from japan, or at least from a japanese family.

Describe the fortune teller OP, we need to know if he/she is credible.

>>17216619

Was the kyubi supposed to be a kitsune? I feel like there's more to being a kitsune than just having a lot of tails and looking vaguely like a fox.

>>17216619
Sounds reasonable enough , thanks for the comments /x/

>>17216631
local psychic , instructed in radiotherapy colourtherapy, some other forms of divination , usui reike and other kinds of healing , has natural sight and feel for stuff , probably in her 40's

>>17216636
I believe it was only inspired on the concept

>>17216642
Do you know what brand of toothpaste she uses?

>>17216559
>Do you just in general find flames to be enchanting?
Who doesn't?

>>17216559

I can confirm that this psychic is 100% true and certain.

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>>17216642
>instructed in radiotherapy colourtherapy, some other forms of divination , usui reike and other kinds of healing , has natural sight and feel for stuff

What actually happened:

Psychic: welcome my client. How can I help you today?
OP: *removes cock from his mouth* slurp, tell me if i have any powers from anime.
Psychic: what's anime?
OP: it's animated visual media from Japan. It's extremely violent and gory and also has quite 2D waifus, desu desu.
Psychic: so it's a cartoon?
OP: no it's not a fucking cartoon. It has adult subjects and real blood and everything.
Psychic: ok, and you want life to be like that? I can tell that your spirit guide is probably dark and maybe a trickster if that's the life you wish to live.
OP: OMG my spirit guide is a kitsune! I can't believe it baka baka.
Psychic: What's a kitsune?
OP: it's a made up Japanese fox creature that edgy kids jerk off to.
Psychic: I guess your spirit guide is an animal then.
OP: I'm going to move to Japan and make video games. I wasn't meant to be born in the west.

>>17216559
Are you attracted to men, animals or 300 pound chain smoking psychics named "Betty Sue Jordan"

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>>17216683
First day here?

>>17216642
Your psychic there sounds like a fucking sham. Just to be sure though ask her for a pair of her panties, sprinkle them with some of your morning semen and throw them up in the air. If the wind carried the panties away then she's legit but if they drop back down she's a hack.

>>17216559
When was the last time you had a colonic, OP? This could be the disturbance in your kundalini. Have a certified clairvoyant flush your intestines with lavender scented oils from from far off, exotic lands.

>>17216685
I apreciatte you really took the time to write all that <3

>>17216704
Almost perfect, just needs how do I summon succubus/how do I make tulpa waifu

>>17216718
Tulpa waifu is best waifu

>>17216710
>>17216710
No sham. That psychic is very reliable, I have met her in person. I go to psychics all over the world to test their ability, although sometimes I am not readable to the less knowledged ones.

>>17216728
What do you do when you both need to go to the bathroom? both you and the animal spirit?

>>17216685

oh FUCK the TEARS.

>slurp

>>17216750
My spirit has evolved beyond that of an animal.

>>17216764

You fool! Evolution happens over the course of generations!

>>17216780

I don't believe in the religion of evolution.

>>17216728
Is she fuckable?

>>17216764
How do you mean?

>>17216559
Isn't this how furries are formed, BTW?

>>17216887
>>17216887
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>>17216922
Thanks for the triple response, Deepak

>>17216728
Requesting permanent ban of this guy.

>>17216685
So there is one question that remains- whose cock was OP removing from his mouth?

>>17216559
Call bullshit. She cold-read you and happened to know the right names to throw at you.

I know that I walk around with a big clue that I like the Decepticons, namely a keychain made of their seal. This "psychic" would probably tell me that I carry the spirit of Megatron within me and act as though she got that idea from strict telepathy.

>>17216559
>weeb shit

Disgusting, even for a Laosian wood carving app.

>>17218704
his own.

>>17219127
How could he do that? The vast majority of humans aren't flexible enough to perform such an act
He truly must have a fox spirit within him to lend him the dexterity required

It's a fox spirit.

Use your fantasy..
Your spirit can be anything..
Not just some from others imaginate pic..

I'm sometimes a sókirvlán
sólyom-kigyó-szarvas-oroszlán
Some moment a raquirow
rabbit-squiriel-sparrow
And more..and more.. and more..

What you wanna be..
What you feel to be..
Feel free for it..

(Later make a picture of these beings..maybe)

>>17219275

lol

>>17219275
Are you friends with the badacsonyi görényember?

>>17216559
She knows you are a furry, you have been found out. make the full transition and buy a fur suit.

>>17216559
>bakeneko
>kitsune

If you're not Japanese you need to stop right now.

>>17219315
even if he was japanese or at least a weeb bakeneko or kitsune have fuckall to do with sharing bodies with an animal spirits

>>17219288
Not yet.

>>17219320
Kitsune in some traditions do relate to symbolism of dual states, human and non, body and spirit, but I doubt that's what the fat Korean sorcerer convinced OWeeb about. You're right that being a fucking furry and sharing a body with an animal are in the same line of insanity.

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>>17219324
Átok

>>17219332
Rátok.. mert elfogadtátok..
Elszáll rólatok ha Áldását látjátok..

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>>17219385
You lack the powers of V4

>>17219385
Lucius insidus productus.. repeat until..
Try this when you want.. :)

Fényeddel tisztítsd meg lényemet..

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>>17219401
Here everyone can find me..
What really need.. nothing more but knowledge of truth and will of freedom..

it's a super cute fox spirit and you should love it and pet it and lick it and fuck it until it takes your soul :3

>>17216559
They were politely trying to tell you that you're a furry.