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>>17216229
I wish to tell my story but the Illuminati are watching me.

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OP here, am gonna contribute more for momentum

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>>17216229
I know most stories are commonly reposted but why do I keep seeing this one so often? Is it the same guy sharing it or something? Or is it just that popular?

>>17216229
fakest shit ever and it shows

>>17218302
The businessman is a cannibal

>>17216986
Holy shit that one was spooky

>>17218302
"Did you notice the horror of this story?"

Ruined. Calling any attention to it like that just ruined it, you should crop that part of the story out because it's awful.

>>17218512
wow Spoilers

Don't you die on me

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>>17220541

This is the only reason I come here, come on.

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Bumps

>>17216239
I want to be a skinwalker, I'd love to be able to transform into whatever animal I wanted and spoop people

>>17220601
That story was kinda neat.

Do images count as NOPE?

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>>17220738

500x NOPE on my part. I don't want to open my other tab!

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>>17220846
I mean, this is funny but I actually meant to post this one

>>17216239
Hey im from farmington. Neat

>>17220846
>Engine broken
>Get more fuel

kekekekekek

>>17220866
Man door hand hook car door

/x/'s family motto

>>17220760
Any more like these?

>>17216237
Buddha it's getting old senpai

>>17220898

I saw one worse.

I'm not going back there.

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>>17220950

Ok, fine.

I fucking hate these for some reason.

>>17220950
telegram?

>>17220866
Dubs get

>>17220965

Telegraph!

beep beep- beep beep beep!

>>17217008
OP here, Idk, I just found it a few days ago in a greentext thread.

>>17220975
oh, I used to be on /x/ years ago
sure everyone back then left too

>>17216257
Oh dude I fucking love Aphex Twin! I WANT YOUR SOUL/I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL

>>17220601
Mental hospital horror stories kind of piss me off. Most people who live in them are there because their disability prevents them from living on their own, NOT because they're violent criminals. Aside from being kind of insensitive, it's just not scary, because it relies on the reader being afraid of mentally ill people (which I'm not).
I think the ward's employees have more horror potential than the patients; they're in a position of absolute power, and that's been abused with terrifying consequences many times over.

>>17220964
Heh. I remember this one, apparently they were balloons or something for some kind of weird celebration.

>be me 3 or 4 years ago.
>hanging out at my then girlfriend's house
>her parents tell her that her aunt's babysitter canceled and asked us if we could go watch the kids
>I automatically say sure since we had nothing to do
>we get in the car and head over
>on the way girlfriend is quiet which is unusual so I ask what's wrong
>she says nothing is wrong she just gets uncomfortable at her aunts house
>don't think anything of it, just say it'll be easy money and we can play some stupid games with kids and watch movies
>we get there, eat dinner, play monopoly, watch incredibles, put kids to bed
>miformerlady and I cuddle up on the couch and watch die hard or something and I doze off
>get jarred awake by hearing something crash in the kitchen
>ex is still sleeping but I wanna check the noise so I get up quietly but she wakes anyway
>go to kitchen and see a shattered dish on the floor
>clean it up and go sit back down on couch
>ex asks what it was and I tell her dish fell off the counter and I ask if they have a cat.
>no cat.
>that's weird but no spoop so continue watching movies
>about an hour later I hear little feet running by the bedrooms
>think it's the kids so I walk back and say something like "you kids are supposed to be in bed" open their bedroom door. Both sleeping hard
>must still be tired I think to myself and go sit back down
>about another hour passes and I'm awake watching tv while ex sleeps on my lap
>start hearing something drag on the floor
>look in the hallway to bedrooms from the couch
>fucking rug is inch worming across the hall to the master bedroom
>all of my wat.webm
>wake ex up and point down the hall she sees it to and starts freaking out.
>I get up and go look

Done green texting because I'm bad at it. But the rug was still moving after I got to it and it was part way under the door to the master bedroom. I open the door and there was NOTHING there. I check the kids room. Still sleeping.

Shit was weird. Want more?

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>>17221111
Quints tell the truth.

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>>17220608
Jesus walked on water, you can walk on skin.

>>17218512
I was confused thanks

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>>17221890
Moar

>>17221914
>Fever gone but itchy
>Hungry and eat doggy food
>Itchy Itchy Scott came
>Ugly face so killed him
>Itchy
>Tasty

>>17220840
thats beautiful
god bless you lifting man

>>17221890
Moar

>>17220964
What do they call these thing? Just floating men?

>>17221111
Oh god, kill yourself

>>17223318
Free floating full torso vaporous apparition.

>>17220840
I never thought i'd be in tears laughing at a greentext story on /x/

>>17223458
Sorry I want things to be legitimately scary rather than relying on thinly-veiled discomfort with actual human beings.

>>17221890
Have you ever been to the state of Georgia?

>>17224497

I dunno man

I mean while most people are really bad at writing crazy characters very well, there's definitely a horror to be found in madness

Meanwhile abusive wards may be scary but they're very mundane, and mundane shit doesn't make the best horror material. I mean it can be, but not always. Horror needs an element of mystery and the unknown and abusive authority figures aren't exactly mysterious or uncommon or unknown

It seems like you kind of have a chip on your shoulder and it's making you discount madness as a form of horror even though it's very fertile ground

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>>17216287
TLDS

>>17218512
He might've just been gay and guzzled some cum. Cum is human.

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>>17222107
That game

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>>17221914
I skinwalk

>>17221111
I worked at a mental hospital for a time, and had to sign a non-d0sclosure aggrement when I started.

There were 5 wings each with progressively worse symptoms of peple, connected by tunnels and I worked laundry. They sent out different people to collect laundry from different wings and because I was new I got sent to the 5th wing, where the sickest people were.

I only ever had to come in to the waiting front area, but eve nthere there were people heavily contorted like out of a horror movie crawling around on the floor. All the fols I saw had diapers, and non of them could even speak.

Fuck man, like a couple of these people were contorted in ways that you would see in a horror movie, I couldnt even understand how they pulled themselves around.

>>17225608
the fuck are fols

>>17225859
I reread that after I posted it and asked literally the same thing. I think I meant patients. I have no idea why I typed fols.

>>17220856
Me too man.

>>17220849

Good read

>>17222107

The original RE and the REmake are masterpieces of atmosphere if nothing else, also the story about corrupt pharmaceutical companies in bed with the government is pretty neato.

>>17220849
Unsettling.

>>17216229
>I usually just frequent /b/
>I avoid /b/ like the plague

>>17221890
They have a cat your ex don't know about. Explains the dish, little feet, and the dragging.

>>17225370
or eaten some pussy

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>>17218302

"Did you notice the horror of this story?"

The "Did you cum too?" of creepypasta...

>>17221111

Yeah, I agree. I would be more afraid of being falsely held against my will in an institution at the mercy of the staff. Patients in places like that could maybe get a little weird, but staff have the ability to fuck with your mind with meds or seriously hurt you with impunity.

>>17216229
Some asshole had been fucking too many deers that his genetic makeup matched therefore allowing him to breed. This is the result of every goatman or whatever monster that comes up in these hunting threads.

>>17216239

Had there ever been photographic evidence of these skinwalkers?

>>17221111
worked in mental health ward for 2 years, you're right to a degree, staff can totally manipulate the shit out of patients and feed them high doses of drugs at their discretion but the patients are endlessly more frightening because of their unpredictability... we never took advantage of our position of power, well, i certainly did my best not to, i can't speak for everyone there... like we had a lady who believed her fetus was in a jar at her neighbour's house and another one who put on a performance of giving birth to a spirit, excess blood and all... you try tell me sane staff have more horror potential than that

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>>17220846

i love you sweaty

>>17220849
damn

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>>17221908
Hadn't been spooped like this in a long time
Wanted some kind os closure tho, what the fuck was up with it
Oh, and someone should've saved the images in the screencap, since they are quite important

>>17216287
Damn, I've only seen the first one of these. I'd give anything for that anon to describe those visions.

>>17226792
What do you think, anon. If there was it wouldn't be on /x/, it'd be /an/

>>17229831
Where is the rest?

>>17230017
Skinwalker AIDS, child support, etc.

>>17230049
Sorry im drunk, did he fuck the skinwalker on accident and when he saw gf with blody leg she was fucked up from walker? Pls explain

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>>17230076
He fucked the skinwalker. the bloody leg was still the skinwalker, either mimicking gfs period or dude fucked a hole into its mimic sack.

Hole in the story is why would she leave him solo in the house. Maybe she saw sinwalker #2 looking like him, walking into the woods while she was tugging on her tampon and chased after it on the bike thinking he was ditching her.

>>17230298
Last part the gf says she had ran home because she was scared or something and was waiting for the dude the whole time. Or something like that. Sorry I don't have the pic.

Nothing ruins a horror story more than it being obviously fake.

I mean they're all fake but when you try hard like an over-excited eighteen year old it really sucks you out of the story. I can't get scared at most of this cliche shit.

>>17230298
Skinwalker blood is black, it was mimicking period.

>>17228805
That was the best.

>>17225916
You wanted to write folks.

>>17229795
That would make a fantastic short film. Terrific.

>Pope "got a nigga's back" francis

>>17229842

This is seriously "Day of all the blood" tier bullshit.

>>17220856
My nigga Brad, is that you?

>>17216229
less skinwalker stories pls they're all the same

>Be military/kfag/spearchucker/in woods with friends for whatever stupid reason (pick one)
>hear/see weird shit
>guy or creature seen in weird place, doing weird things
>get bad feeling, maybe say there's a smell in the air
>run or whatever
> terrifying

they don't bother putting in any kind of plot twist or interesting deviation, because they're trying to make it sound like a real story. Ends up boring af. Just let it die

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>>17232926
The poor fucking dog.

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>>17216986
poor charlotte.

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>>17232544
>Be local boy in Louisiana
>my cousin calls me up to visit him for Christmas
>what the hell i've never been to the city
>travel a few states up
>arrive late at night like 4 am.
>It is super still and quiet like it sometimes is when it snows, you know how it is
>arrive at cousin's tiny one floor house in a building that is made of what looks like other one floor houses
>We hug and greet and there was much rejoicing
>cousin has cocker spaniel, that is just a beautiful dog, that greets me and acts happy
>a few hours later cousin says he has to go out of the day
>whateverman.txt
>it has been awhile because the sun has risen
>look around and I can't find cousin's meat locker or even a celler to see if he had any potatoes
>decide cousin is just a lousy shot and a lazy fuck
>huntin' time boyz!
>get my rifle, my plaid shirt, and my boots on
>get the dog ready
>as soon as I open the door the dog sprints off
>wtf
>dog must have found something
>go sprinting after it
>suddenly there are a whole lot of folks
>they all turn to me with horrendous faces
>they all make this inhuman scream and are pointing at me
>some in blue shirts with lots of pockets start chasing me
>what kind of crazy place is this!?
>high-tail it outta there
>get to my truck and rip out of that place with some of them still chasing me
>get back to my shack and hunker down all night with my 14 dogs hyped up if they followed me
>my cousin keeps trying to call me
>I know he is trying to get me to come back to his hive
>that feel when your only cousin became a skinwalker and you didn't even notice

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>>17233420
fuck you I aint clicking that.

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>>17233420
>.gif
lol fuck no

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>>17218512
you don't say.

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>>17233532
Just checked it, only one frame. Don't be such pussies.

>>17228849
this one is so good ahahaha

>>17217008
I think it's sort of shit but I like the visual he gives.

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>>17225608
>Fuck man, like a couple of these people were contorted in ways that you would see in a horror movie, I couldnt even understand how they pulled themselves around.

I worked in an adult care center once, for people with disabilities and brain damage. Washing them, wiping them and feeding them and shit like that.

There was this one comatose guy there - his wife paid for his stay - whose torso, arms and hands were also contorted and bent in unnatural ways. He couldn't move of course, but he was so fucking strong that bathing him took two people. It was unbelievable.

Weirdest of all, he would sometimes speak in garbled half-sentences in his mother tongue, Urdu or some shit. Startled me the first time it happened, him being clinically brain dead and all. His only response to outside stimuli was screaming.

Makes you wonder just what the fuck was going on in his brain (nothing, according to the full time employees there).

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>>17220760
there's a gif like this where a car is passing through a cemetery and one of those is floating above the car

>>17234253
Wasn't there a whole thread about this somewhere on here? What was happening exactly?

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>>17232544
I wanted to thank you. The resulting sw dump that followed your post made me smile and I even got to read some new ones I'd never seen before.

Again thank you very much faggot.

>>17216986
>she had her head propped at an angle like she was looking around the trunk with her mouth hanging slightly open
>every now and then she sorta twitched or squirmed

this is just like my japanese animes, loli was getting murder-fucked from behind

>>17234446
>she was stabbed over 100 times
>by a thick cock in the vagoo

>>17231718
Glad to know someone else notices these things...

anyone have the story of a schizophrenic lad who kept seeing massive monsters walking on the streets, who consumed each other every so often? think they looked kinda like plague doctors but not sure

FUCK it I give up trying to read all of these

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>>17231718
I just noticed my friends haircuts are slightly shorter. And the battery saving icon on my phone dissapeared even though I'm on battery saving mode

>>17231718
The power outlet thing has been happening ever since i moved to an apartment, before i go to sleep i always plug the phone charger in the bottom outlet because my phone is an old xperia with a huge charger and the top outlet is reserved for my laptop because otherwise both of them wouldnt fit at the same time, but once i wake up my laptop charger is unplugged and the phone charger is in the top outlet, both devices unplugged and the phone resting atop my laptop, maybe its just sleepwalking since i live alone, and if not then at least the ghost is nice enough to fully charge both and unplug them for me (i work as a security guard so roommates would fuck with my sleep schedules)

Mind you that this little outlet is in a corner facing the door and my bed is in the other side, theres nothing there except for a small glass table that i bought specifically to rest my things while they charge instead of leaving them on the floor

>>17233555
The way this reads suggests it's missing a part. They're at the fence then all of a sudden the group is going back locked and loaded?

>>17221111
Was thinking the same thing, stop treating delusional/paranoid/schizo people as "scary". This story was flat out disrespectful to mentally ill people (suicide attempts "for attention", "absolutely fucking psychotic" because psychotic people aren't human!!!)

>>17227626
How is this paranormal

>>17233420
You cheeky cunt

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>>17232544
>they don't bother putting in any kind of plot twist or interesting deviation, because they're trying to make it sound like a real story.

So you're literally only here to roleplay?

>>17233725
Nigger

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>>17220846
man door hand hook car door

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>>17233420
You lied to me

I inhaled and felt my cheeks flare up

>>17220849
Pretty sure Windows 98 can't handle 3TB of storage.

>Because I knew when it started writing and when it stopped, I was able to transcribe the entire file

Pretty sure this doesn't make sense either

>>17216257
I was in this thread.

Even started an update thread where the OP showed up and had nothing to report =(
Maybe we should start another update thread and try find the OP. I like this one

>>17236058
Normal people don't make dildo gardens.

Alright, I'm new to this "Skinwalker" thing and all, but are they really THAY big? Like 75% of these stories are something that I, uneducated in them, would say are Skinwalker stories. And like, people, like not /x/-people know about them too? The fuck, man. Anyone wanna point me in some direction of looking into them on a website or some shit? Are they really that big of a deal that fucking Native Americans, like fucking higher human beings that I, are like "Nah man, fuck that shit"
So they, I assume a spirit or somethin', kills an organism, takes it's skin, and then can become that animal? Can they also become people? Stupid question as it may, but some stories are like "Dan fuckin' died. 20 minutes later Dan is back, and weird as fuck" is THAT kinda stuff a human disguise of a Skinwalker? I heard about them a while before, and I thought they were Native American dudes who happened to be able to transform into animals, which I thought, don't judge, pretty normal shit for a Native American. And now I'm finding out they're some kinda demon shit?

Please respond, this shit is intriguing to me. I'm all into demons and supernatural shit, but never have I heard anything like a Skinwalker before.

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>>17233544
too spoopy anon

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>>17236861
Please learn english.

>>17236702
There was a conclusion, though. Plus it seems evident that after he recovered his memories, he went ahead and shared all he wanted to (which is more than we should have got, considering how horrific it all was and how hard it must have been to document).

Do you really want to put a guy's sanity on the line just for the sake of your personal entertainment?

>>17220856
Farmington, Missouri?

>>17237180
Farmington, Farmville.

>>17236220
>if you don't post exclusively about skin walkers you're an RPfag

>>17236861
I'll admit I'm not all that smart, but I felt myself becoming dumber as I read this.

>>17228805

Of course you can! Deus Vult!

>>17221936
Kek

>>17221936
>I can hear bear laugh at my inexperience
Kek'd so hard

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>>17221908
nice

obviously bullshit but I appreciate that he didn't ruin it with some sort of 2spoopy ending

>>17234341
Someone said that they were robotic bodies with freshly put in human brains that were trying to adapt to being cybernetic. There was a hacked security camera and everything, it was great.

>>17220760

Looks exactly like a weather balloon

>>17229842
Why is infertility so horror-tier taboo? Shit happens, sometimes someone can't have a child. Why does this thought process follow?

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one of my favs

>>17233544
I'm fucking dying

>>17228858

top quality spoops right there

>>17226707
but the moving rag

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>>17231718
sometimes i sneak fresh grapes into the refrigerators of friends and family. i put them in the bottom drawers that are used least often. never been questioned about it, but i'm sure it's caused a bit of confusion.

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>>17231739
If that story is true, it's definitely creepy. No website or phone number at all on those adverts? What's the point of them? Are people supposed to google that organization? There is nothing on google for either "VMPE" or "Volunteer Mothers for Proper Education".

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Does anyone have the full version of this?

Some faggot posted it in another thread and I want to read the rest

>>17233420
Not this shit again....

>>17236952
Haha of course not.
I genuinely wanna know how he's doing.
If the memories helped ease his discontent.
If his nightmares continued.
How is family are doin after sharing their version of events .

Don't want anything else content wise.
True or not it was a good story.

>>17234341
Bumb for info. I saw the thread a few days ago but didn't pay it any attention. Now I am interested.

>>17239608
Cat got it's claws stuck in it and dragged it to the other room.

>>17216237
>I wish to take a shit but the plumbing snake is watching.

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>>17240319
Found it and made cap. 6 parts because shitty net.

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>>17241481

>>17241484
wow, that was one nicely written story

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>>17239989
that is the nicest prank I've ever heard.

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>>17231824
I wish there were more stories and shit like these.

>>17227626
My sides have ascended

>>17231612
and do we need shoes or should we grow calluses? and hold chalices of old golden shabazz palaces

bump bc I love this thread

>>17227608
yo that's hot.

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>>17228805

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>>17228805
exorcise yourself my nigga

>>17231692
>grabbing a gun that is armed
Isn't illegal to use a armed gun without a guardian?

My parents when I was younger told me about this and they said that pics/ of you holding and using a gun is illegal as well.

>>17220601
The "omg psych wards are scary" meme needs to die. I work in one. It's not scary in the slightest. People with schizophrenia and personality disorders can actually be pretty cool when they're not shrieking at you.

>>17216257
This one smells of bullshit, but who knows could be true,

>>17216287
Probably Wendigos.

>>17220840
this is honestly one of the best greentext stories I've ever read in my time here. I went to college with a swole fucker that would've done the exact same shit, makes me nostalgia about the good times I had with him.

>>17235013

Honestly, my hair varies in length from a day to day basis. Then again, I have curls and showering hotter or colder is enough for it to appear a different length than the day before. Eye colour is more mood and eyelid muscle related than everything.

Now scars disappearing and birthmarks migrating, those are hard to explain. Good thing I'm not the one paying attention to these things.

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>>17220840
BRUH SHIT WAS CASH

>>17229873
This "getting stuck in parallel dimensions/hell" shit makes me hard, i wish i could be in one as well, but world sized, none of this trapped in school or at home bullshit, finding weapons, driving cars and shooting monsters before eventually getting brutally murdered or committing suicide out of fear and sheer desperation.

>>17245112
That's uh

You had me until the end.

what fuckly fuckel fuck is this shit of skinwalkers?!??!?!!

>>17245225
A kind of witch in Navajo belief systems. They wear animal pelts and shapeshift, sometimes into that animal, other times into whatever. Never good people. Need to kill a blood relative to gain their power. Similar ideas exist in other cultures around the world. Google can tell you more. Not to be confused with the things that impersonate people by killing them and wearing their skin.

>>17241484
cream of the crop
best pasta

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>>17245112
>>17245190

>>17221936
>>>>>Sucubus

>>17221936
I'd be okay with being Succubus food, tho.

>>17218558
100% this, he probably took it from facebook or some shit

>>17234446
>japanese animes
>not calling them chinese cartoons

>>17231718
quantum immortality?

anyone have more dimension and mirror shit?

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Massive, 11 parter coming. If someone knows an archive that dates back to 2010, I would re-cap it.

>>17227608
There's more to that story, he's successful.

>>17229873
More like this?

>>17218302
Are there any name for this kind of histories? I remember one where a guy talks to a girl with a backpack that looks like a baby. Then it turns out the back was made of a real baby or something like that.

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>>17220846

>>17220849
I don't get the last two sentences.

>>17247324
The boss' brother in law is maffia.

>>17246429
I am pretty sure this was fake.
The entire story revolving around the holocaust didn't help its credibility, but with multiple universes and planes of existance, i guess it can be forgiven.

>8 or 9 years old
>at grandmother's house in mexico
>shes asleep, noone else is home
>grandmother is in her age and needs assistance with everything, including getting out of bed
>walking out in back yard
>decide to get water from well so she can make tea later when she wakes up
>grab bucket, rope
>tie rope to the handle on the bucket, double knot it
>lower bucket into well
>had rained a bit over the past few days
>although the well had a little covering over it, groundwater was still plentiful and filled the well
>bucket quickly fills up
>start pulling it up
>about half way up, already exhausted because my tiny arms can't handle the weight
>digging shoes into ground for grip, but the soil is soft from said rain
>dig front end of shoes deeper into soil to prevent slipping
>soil gives way to the combined weight of me and the bucket
>my dumbass held on to the rope
>about to tip into well and fall face first into water, around 20 feet down
>about to fall in when something grabs my ankles
>pulls me up, plants me down, scraped my shins in the process
>turn around to thank whoever saved me
>begin to say "gra-" when i notice there is no one around
>only hear distant cars, birds arent even chirping
>check on grandmother
>shes still alseep

>>17244228
Where the Hell do you live? Take a trip over to /k/ and ask them to inform you

>>17216257
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>>17216276
>>17216287
the cliches and OP being a pussy about information leads me to believe it was fake.

>>17248682
still an interesting creepy pasta regardless. kept my attention

>>17246622
wonder if this actually is true? Germans are fucked like that

>>17216986
Man did they catch the son of a bitch? I hope they did.

>>17248682
It was obviously fake. As soon as it mentioned the Lolocaust, my eyes rolled out of their sockets and I just skipped to the end. Shit was lame, cuz.

>>17250041
>Germans are fucked like that.
>nobody ever remembers the rampant cannibalism caused by the Communist overthrow in Russia

>>17231692
this story sounds as if you were 15 when you wrote it

Anyone got the one about the ranger finding bodies out in the woods and it being a mortal combat game?

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>>17216257
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>>17216276
>>17216287
>anon can't remember something that happened to him when eh was a kid
>eventually remembers it was something to do with a monster that looks like the drawing in the last post
Just saved you 25 mins

>>17221936
hnngh though

>>17221936
this made me miss my ex

>>17231682
Why is this text just so beautiful?

>>17250245
No one cares. Go back to /pol/

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>>17216237
>tripfag
>not wanting attention

>>17250867
Bothered you enough to give him a (You).

>>17250880
These blatant nazi sympathizers corrupt the board, and have no business being here.

They have a containment board for a reason.

>>17250245
>implying Germans aren't responsible for the Communist overthrow

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>>17226792

>is there evidence?

>>17227626
what the fuck did i just read?!

>>17220846
love this always
also le bump

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I decided to dump the few Humanity Fuck Yeah stories I have. Thread is dying soon anyway.

>>17223318
balloons

>>17233167
I remember this meme

>>17233420
I saw it was a .gif

I read it anyways expecting a jumpscare the whole time

Jumpscare still got me even though it wasn't that scary or jumpy.

You cheeky bastard

>>17245883
o_o

no zozzles, only fear

>>17246429
op and tim get fucked up lives but the two girls live happily ever after, well that's kinda messed up

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>>17246259

I dont get it. Can someone explain?

>>17250894
>mentions cannibalism in russia
>must be /pol/
Dude, I am /pol/ and you didn't even single me out.
No john, you are the cancer.