The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. There is plenty of evidence that jesus was a zombie!
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I think jesus was a faggot
No Jesus was not a zombie. Now you can stop mocking
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propably... but i think he was a faggot zombie
Thought..
In an INSANE way.. What i really like..
Your GODDAMN right boy..